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I'm Sashara!
After this, in today's opening,
for Wednesday members, I will introduce myself with idols catchphrases that I thought about and thought about and thought about!
Finally, Japanese! Japanese!
Even though...
I see!
I made a mistake!
We air on Wednesdays.
We want to be honest in front of you! Love you!
Loach's messy hair and thin curled hair, cuticle!
Now I'm in 3rd place in the world, someday I want to be in 1st place, speaking only star language, modern day Genjin, enemy Genjin!
And even now, I'm tired of it, I'm tired of it!
Since the music in this song is very popular,
so I decided to sing it in Akihabara.
I'll leave the rest to you.
I won't let you throw it like that.
Let's decide the center and rock-paper-scissors.
Let's have a general election.
I'll definitely lose in Akihabara.
I'll definitely lose.
I know.
I'll buy a lot of electrical equipment in Akihabara.
Let's go to the idol election.
The male guest is taking a picture of the idol he is familiar with, so please guess who it is.
Heisei Nobuchiko Bushi.
It's Rola-chan!
The standing position is weird.
It's stuck in the middle.
Aren't you an AD?
I'm not an AD.
What is it?
AD is something else.
Suddenly, there is a strange atmosphere.
Santa San.
Santa San, please say it.
What is the message on your T-shirt?
What is it?
I want you to look at it, too.
Tamuri san, I want you to look at it, too.
I want you to look at it, too.
When we entered the academy today, there was something that Sashiharo san prepared for us.
What is it?
There is something like that.
Can we do it?
We are Kami Seven.
Kami Seven.
Why can we suddenly enter the academy?
There may be a reason for such competition.
That's right.
Are you a researcher?
I'm a researcher.
So far, it's still "ponkotsu 3".
What do you think of it?
Do you want to go there?
When you were young, did you say "I'm Miyake Yuji"?
I'm Miyake Yuji!
It's not like that.
It's different.
It's fun today, too.
Let's go!
Actually, I was very nervous.
Don't say it!
It's an exciting show.
Why are you suddenly shaking your hands?
It's an exciting show.
When you were in Hawaii, you probably shook your hands.
Let's go!
Hawaii!
How are you, Nobuko-chan?
Please tell me how you are in Yoshimura.
I'm not good at that.
I'm good at this.
I want to be your only one.
I know, I know. What was it again? Wait a second, okay?
Here I go!
It's "higher", "higher"!
HIIIIGHER!
Suddenly, Laura-chan, you're in the center!
Don't talk to me like that!
What kind of corner is this?
It's like a bad joke.
Let's go!
This is the theme of Mojitoru.
Akina, Nakao Akina.
No, it's not Nakao.
Nakamori.
Oh, Nakamori.
Nakao Akina.
No, no, no.
You don't like it, do you?
Akina.
How about this one? Do you know it?
Let's see the first one.
Okay.
The first one.
Wow, I've seen it before.
I've seen it before.
I'm sorry.
Who is it?
But it's not Nakamori Akina.
It's not Nakamori Akina.
No, it's not.
It's Torichiemi.
Oh, Torichiemi.
Torichiemi looks a little like it.
It looks like it.
It's a design.
It's a little like Tareme.
It's like Tareme.
It doesn't look like it.
The eyes are big.
It's Tareme.
Oh, what did you say?
What did you say?
Tareme?
What did you say?
It's different from Ghibli.
Oh, it's Tareme.
Tareme is Tareme.
Isn't it a little thin?
It's thin.
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?
You've got the wrong position.
It's from over there.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
Everyone will find out.
It's hard to say.
Because you're a researcher.
Why were you on this side?
Who was it?
Look at his fingers.
It's him.
It's true.
Look at his fingers.
It doesn't matter who is King Kong.
Who is it?
King Kong?
It doesn't matter who is King Kong.
Oh, it's Kajihara.
It doesn't matter who is Nishino.
Can I say it?
It doesn't matter who is Nishino.
Stop it.
Can I say it?
What is it?
If you don't like it, say it.
Why are you licking your lips?
As soon as I'm nervous, I can't stop coughing.
I can't stop coughing.
Tamori-san is also in a good mood today.
It's not because I'm in a good mood.
Can I say it?
It's not because I'm in a good mood.
Oh, it's not.
I didn't raise my hand.
You can tell by looking at my hands.
You can tell by looking at my hands?
What?
Put on your earphones too.
Let's only announce the guests.
Got it!
Akimoto Yasushi!
Don't do it!
Akimoto Yasushi! Don't do it!
He's not a comedian!
He's not a comedian?
This is...
Ishikawa Ryo!
Are you wearing gloves?
No, I'm not wearing gloves!
Well...
Let's move on to the second one!
- Who is it? - Do you know who it is?
- He's skinny. - He's skinny.
- But well... - Takegawa Crystal. - Oh, Takegawa Crystal.
- It's not "desu ne", you said the answer. - It's different.
- This body line is... - It's firm, isn't it?
- It's firm. - It's thin. - It's thin.
- Is there anything else? - Um...
- I'm a man. - He's skinny!
- You know it well! - Yes. - You know it well!
- You're not an actor, are you? - I've met him a few times.
- You know it well. - You know it well.
- It's not you, but... - What? - You're skinny.
- Seiji! - No, no.
- You know it well! - Seiji!
- I don't know much about Seiji! - What? You don't know him?
- I'm sure you've met him! - Have you? - Of course we have! - Of course we have!
- I'm 37 years old. Am I older or younger? - You're younger than 37, aren't you?
- I'm younger... - What? What are you saying?
- I'm younger than 37... - You're younger than 37, aren't you?
- I'm younger than 37... - Aren't you a comedian? - I'm younger than 37...
- Which one is it? I don't know! I really don't know which one it is!
- Can you tell me your favourite food? - I like animals! Ah...
You said you like eating animals in a cat's costume!
- What was that? - I'm confused!
- What was that? - I thought you asked me!
- I thought you asked me! - I asked you!
- Why did you ask me at this timing? - So...
- You asked me! - You looked at me like that!
- You asked me in the back! - You asked me in the back!
- And you asked me what kind of food I like! - What?
- I didn't say "in the back"! - You said one thing!
- My favourite food is a hut! - A hut?
- Mr. Tabori! - A hut!
- Shall we move on to Ruby? - Yes!
- She's 33 years old! - What?
- Her eyes! - What's that?
- Her sister's job! - What?
- Her question! - Traveling friends?
- What's this? - You know what it is, don't you, Mr. Otonoko?
- Ah! - Ah!
- But I didn't know what it was in the picture!
- She's someone I know well! - She's someone you know well!
- Yes, yes! - Yes, yes!
- Yes, yes! - Yes!
- What? - What?
- Yes, that's it! - Yes, that's it!
- No, it's Eiji. - I don't know!
- Shall we go for the last one? - Yes!
- Yoshimura, you should know "neruhodo". - Do you know it?
- Me? - You just said "neruhodo", right?
- No, I don't know at all. Let's try it again. - No, you said "neruhodo".
- You don't know it? - I mean, we just started. - Right.
- Yoshimura, you... - Who?
- You can say it. - Yes. Can I say it? Really?
- No, no. - Mr. Oyano. - You can say it now.
- Can I say it now? - Yes.
- No, you can say it now. - Huh?!
- You know it, you know it. - Mr. Oyano. I'll say it.
Mr. Daigo!
It's a shock that the juniors didn't guess it.
Ideally, I'm the one who can't guess what the juniors are guessing.
What is "dsd"?
Daigo Shock Big Face.
Oh no, oh no!
This is where we don't listen to entertainers!
Today, we're bringing you the latest entertainment news that's never been told on a wide show.
It's really small news!
It was a big hit last week.
It was amazing last week, wasn't it?
It was amazing.
So, Irie-kun's only friends are actually Kato-cha-san's daughter's...
Kato-san's wife.
Kato-cha-san, right?
It's like that!
It's a great connection!
Now, let's bring in Irie-san!
This is Irie Camp! Please come in!
I'm looking forward to working with you!
Is that where your face is coming from?
Is it that important?
I'm looking forward to working with you!
Aren't you wearing too many pants?
I'm wearing too many pants!
High waist!
I brought a lot of clothes!
There are a lot of clothes!
Before that, Irie-san!
Can you tell us about what you've been up to for the past week?
I'm looking forward to working with you!
First of all, since it's the 26th, it's the end of the week.
At the end of the week, Saki-san and Oni-san from Takaoka will...
Oni-san?!
I'm Oni-san, but...
Which one of you is Saki-san?
I'm Oni-san, of course.
When I happened to go out for dinner,
my daughter asked me if I'd like to work with her.
My little sister, too.
When I asked her, she said she was Oni-san.
Why did you go out for dinner?
I heard you had something interesting to talk about,
so we went out for a drink.
You went out for dinner for that reason?!
You had something interesting to talk about?!
Next up, on the 27th,
you'll be eating with Kai Yoshino-san!
Why?!
Kai-san happened to be in a show.
It always happens by chance!
Yes, that's right!
Sometimes he invites me out for dinner.
Kai Yoshino-san?!
Are you two going?
There's another senior here,
but this New Year's,
you, me, and Kai-san will be eating with your family.
This New Year's?
Kai-san, you said it was the first time you'd been in a show, right?
What are you talking about?!
At the end of the meal,
there will be a birthday party for the men's and women's models.
Men's and women's models...
How do you know about that gap?!
There's this charismatic model called Piromukun.
I went to his birthday party.
A lot of men's and women's models came.
When we were talking, we'd look each other in the eye and say, "Yes, sir."
That's how it is.
Is there an actor like that?
When we say hello, we say, "Yes, sir."
It's not like this.
We say, "Yes, sir."
That's pretty tough.
He's also a model for Hioko Club.
No, I'm not.
He's not a model for Hioko Club.
He's a model for Tokko Club.
He's not even born yet.
Then we went to a concert by Clover.
Yes, we went to Budokan.
We went there as regular customers.
Yes, we went there as regular customers.
Then we went to ITK's birthday party.
Then we went to Canary Island's wedding party.
We were a little busy that day.
Busy.
Busy, right?
And then on Saturday...
Yes.
We went to the world's hottest party.
Yes.
Johnny's and Yamashita's birthday party.
We did that every year.
Yes.
And...
Next.
This!
What is it?
Farnum and Notch's father.
What is it?
This is...
It's Dangerous, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's not Notch's.
It's Notch's.
We happened to drink together in a match.
So that happened.
So we had connections.
We had connections.
We drank together with actors.
They came over and we were drinking and toasting.
And they said, "Irie, don't touch my daughter."
They said it like it was a joke.
"What are you saying? What are you saying?"
I said that and they said, "Actually, I'm Notch's father."
Irie won't miss it.
Yes.
He won't miss it.
Do you know anybody like my dad?
Oh, you don't know him.
But I want to meet you.
You have a friend who will come out after you give back Irie's wedding ring, right?
I think he will come out.
Probably.
There are 5,000 of them.
Yes, that's right.
Then you went on a cruise with Daisuke and Iwaga-san.
Yesterday, you were invited to Matsuzoen-san's party for filming.
Hey, I couldn't go because I had work.
Wait a minute, you only had one job for a week?
No, it's usually like that.
Party?
Now, here is the first news.
Nadeshiko Japan, Sawa Omare's beautiful model debut song "Tomodachi Desukara Ideyo"
Yes, yes, yes.
Now, here is Sawa, who debuted as a model in "Vogue Japan" the other day.
Now, the day before filming, I received an email.
The email said...
"I can't believe I'm a model, I'm going to laugh!"
There's no such thing!
Sawa-san, when you have a big job like this, do you receive an email the day before?
Yes, I receive and email emails.
What is Sawa-san's daily outfit like?
Usually, I'm very fashionable.
And I'm definitely not wearing make-up.
I don't know how to do make-up.
Is that so?
Do you want me to teach you?
Now, let's start filming.
You're more nervous than a free kick, right?
No, I'm not.
It's your first time, so you're nervous about a free kick.
There are many examples of soccer players like Sawa-san.
When we were talking the other day...
He's been playing soccer for two years.
Yes, that's right.
When I said my shoulders are stiff,
Sawa-san said, "Ah, I know, I know."
She said, "I also have a lot of headings, so my shoulders are stiff."
Usually, girls don't have headings, right?
I don't know much about that.
Now, among those who were asked if they were more nervous than a free kick,
the cameraman is...
The most embarrassing request from the cameraman is...
"Show me your abs."
She's a woman, so you can tell she's a man, but she says she's embarrassed.
Next, let's watch Nobuyo Oyama's unexpected appearance.
The other day, he went shopping at a city supermarket.
I love celebrities, and I thought, "Wow, it's Nobuyo Oyama!"
I was so excited, and I was just looking at him.
Normally, you'd be like, "Ah!" and just stare at him.
That's the difference between good and bad.
You're a reporter, after all.
The question is...
"Up and down?"
It's true, it's true.
It's not fake, is it?
No, it's not. It just so happens to be.
It looks a little fashionable, though.
It's a fashionable Doraemon.
Doraemon color.
It's exactly like that.
Furthermore!
It's a waist belt.
Doraemon's belt.
It might not have been in the middle, but let's get it out of here.
Pepperonchino at a pasta restaurant in Futago-tamagae!
If you say it like that, if you write it down, it'll definitely go in your butthole!
There's also a witness report like this.
Yes, there's a witness report.
Now, everyone, here's the problem.
Like Tsunku-san's 43rd birthday, an idea has infiltrated.
Here it is!
"A lot of idols have joined."
Who was there?
There was Smilege-san and a lot of Tsunku-san's Hello Pro members.
Kashiko's excited.
Why is that?
AKB is really surprised.
Was it Smilege just now?
Yes, she was there.
She's idol-like.
Smilege isn't like that.
Yes, she was there.
Now, it's not just only presents every year.
From Tsunku-san to guests...
A lot of surprises and presents have been sent to the venue.
Every year, Tsunku-san sings a song or something like that.
Like "thank you" or something like that.
This year, for their beloved children...
Here's the problem.
What kind of surprises and presents have been sent?
Yes, Tsunku-san's children and...
Also, at the venue...
Oh, it's about Sansai.
Sansai.
There were a lot of staff and children.
Yes, there were quite a lot of them.
There were a few children as well.
Before that, Tsunku-san said "thank you" to all of the children.
That's why it became a surprise present.
The venue was really excited.
Yes, it was exciting.
They gave the same things to all of them as they gave to their own children.
Yes, it's the same for all of them.
Including their own children.
The adults were happy too.
Yes.
"Wow, that's great."
Children and adults were all happy.
It's not "won-kin", it's "sen-kin".
It's difficult.
Everyone, please write it down.
Yes, Nakaoka!
I think kids will like it.
I read Oyama Nobuyo-san.
Ota-san.
It's Zunku-san.
It's a single bed present for kids.
I'm sorry, junior-san.
I see.
I'm sorry.
No way.
Sorry.
Send me a DM. Send me a DM.
Daigo and Marco.
Okay, Laura.
Um...
No, it's not!
Now, everyone...
But the closest one was a gacha pin.
Really?
It's a wig! A wig!
No, it's not!
It is!
For his team's children, there's a real Sentai hero!
A real one came to the venue, and got super excited and said, "Tsunku-san, happy birthday!"
A real one?!
"That's right! Earth will protect you!"
What if an evil one came in the meantime?
No, evil ones won't come, but they got really excited and...
He's breathing heavily.
Yes, you can do it by yourself.
It's very fun.
Shut up!
You can show off your special skills like you did for "Hero".
Then, let's welcome our first challenger. Please come in!
From Kabuki-cho, we're going to recycle all of our broken goods and materials!
Let's do it!
What do you mean?
Wow, wow, what's this?
One more time.
You're not good at yo-yo.
Too bad.
Please have a seat.
Next challenger, please!
What are you doing?
No way!
Are you okay?
What are you doing?
Wow! What are you doing?
The two of you who think you're the best assassins,
those of you who wish to join us,
access our homepage!
Damn you!
Do you have anything you want to say to me?
Today is Double High Ballet's opening anniversary, so how many "baba-chan" attacks can you flip in 30 seconds?
Let's go!
Ready, set, go!
Please come and enjoy our show!
What corner is it this Friday?
It's a new corner this Friday! We're looking forward to it!
What are you doing?!
No, no, no!