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♪ Lunch or dinner, it doesn't matter ♪
When I meet a celebrity, I sing their song.
I like to imagine.
When I meet a celebrity, I sing their song.
But I sing unconsciously.
I sing in a voice that can be heard by me.
It's hard, but I do my best every time.
Even so, she was able to hear her own song.
At the time, Becky was...
There are smart people and AKB48 people.
I have to be patient every week.
You don't have to be patient.
I sing "dynamite" unconsciously.
When I see them, I say "thank you" unconsciously.
I'm happy with your song.
Are you sure?
That's a good thing.
But I imagine a lot of things.
I thought she was a former celebrity.
Let's say you and Akimozu-san were dating in the past.
For example.
When you saw Akimozu-san, you thought you were dating Kusanagi-san.
Kusanagi-san's song "Lion Heart"
"I will protect you"
Something like that.
But then you change the tune from time to time.
"I will protect you, I will protect you"
That's what I do, but...
It happens!
You think about it, but...
But you stop it, don't you?
Absolutely!
But it's impossible!
It comes out!
I once did it in front of a famous person.
And sometimes a voice actor comes and does it with the voice of the character he used to play.
But I don't know what kind of character it is.
It's like I don't know this anime.
But I was like, "Wow, it's serious."
When I met Akira-san in Iitomo,
I said, "Akira-san, I really love love."
And he said, "That's old."
I felt awkward.
I said, "There must be a better song."
And in my heart, I said, "But I loved it."
You took the trouble to say it.
That's right!
It was like a counterattack!
And the actress said, "Oh, I've seen it."
"I don't like that anime."
But as I got older,
I started saying I like that anime, too.
I thought, "I'm glad."
Next, Kusanagi-san, do you have an episode?
Yes, well...
We had a fan meeting this year for SMAP's 20th anniversary.
We had fan meetings in various places.
At that time, everyone was wearing clothes.
Not costumes for fan meetings.
And, well...
We sometimes wore clothes.
I wore it with Kimura-kun.
It was a denim top and bottom.
Usually, I wear an old-fashioned style.
I usually wear a baggy style.
But that day, I had a fan meeting.
So I wanted to wear something sharp.
So I wore a tight denim top and bottom.
Kimura-kun wore exactly the same style.
We went all the way to Nagoya for a fan meeting.
We were both on the Shinkansen.
We were both a little sleepy.
I didn't know what to say.
But no matter how you look at it, you're just like me.
The other members were also a little drunk.
"Chiyoshi, you're a little crazy."
"Kimura-kun, you're wearing the same clothes as me!"
I didn't know what to do.
But in the end, I didn't say anything.
And at the end of the meeting,
one of the fans said,
"Chiyoshi-kun, Kimura-kun, you're wearing the same clothes as me!"
And we both said, "Ah!"
It happens sometimes.
There are five of you!
Especially, there are similarities between Kimura-kun and me.
I like old clothes and work clothes.
So I wear them sometimes.
Even when I go to a store,
I'll say, "Kimura-kun, you bought a different color one of those."
It happens a lot.
When you go to a store and people say you bought a different color one of those,
do you know about it and buy it? Or do you just not buy it?
Lately, I've been buying it a lot.
Because you like it?
Because I like it.
In the past?
In the past, I'd say, "Yeah, I'll just not buy it."
And I also buy it in different colors.
"Different colors" sounds like a good friend.
It's nice, but...
Tsuyoshi-san, when you're on TV, how often do you wear your own clothes?
Oh, that's a good question.
Um, when I'm on "Itomo"...
About half of it. This is casual wear.
And these shoes are casual wear, too.
And all accessories are casual wear, too.
What about jackets?
Jackets are for costumes.
So you went to the set and matched it with what the stylist had prepared for you?
Yes, that's right.
But you tore this part today, didn't you?
What?!
I didn't know it was such a design.
Was there such a violent scene today?
Isn't it too violent?!
You tore it, didn't you?
It's not casual wear.
What are you talking about?!
Did you have a fight with someone behind you?!
Um, I thought I tore it in the middle of it, but...
I think I pulled it by myself.
Leather has its own habits, and I want to make it mine.
What are you going to do with it?
You're going to tear it like that?!
That happens sometimes.
People who make it are also quite surprised, aren't they?
"Our leather is so weak!"
Even if we say it's a plain T-shirt, it's different from what Tsuyoshi-san chose.
It's plain, but the design is...
It's a little slanted.
I like neck-length T-shirts.
Because you can see my face clearly.
If you look at it from here, there's also a valley.
A valley?!
Look, look, look!
Even if you wear it, you can't really see it.
Look, look, look!
It's cool!
It flips over.
It's cool!
It's really hard work.
At the end of the song, it's a comeback.
I'm used to it.
At first, it's okay, but after singing and dancing a lot, it's a comeback.
It's completely different from a year ago.
Is that so?
It's getting harder and harder.
It's getting harder and harder, but I want to do it when I'm an old man.
That's cool.
You work out and sleep a lot, and you're healthy.
I'm very healthy.
You have a nice face.
That's right.
I'm energetic.
Especially when I sit next to you.
Really?
Isn't it because you're next to Becky?
No.
Thank you for the meal.
I've thought about what I should do.
I was taking a walk in Rebis and there was a high school girl.
I'm sure you know her name.
A high school girl.
Her name is Tsutomu Sekiguchi, isn't it?
So, in general...
There are two of three.
You're kind.
I was a little flustered.
I wish I could talk to you, but it's not like that around here.
It's not just one person. It's different, isn't it?
I don't know what kind of face I should make, but I make a nice face and wait for you.
Oh, but at the airport, when we were waiting for you at akb,
Old ladies in the distance said, "Isn't that akb?"
I heard you whispering.
It was pretty rough at the end of the live.
"Isn't that akb?" "No, it's not like that at all."
When you said, "It's a normal girl," it was really awkward.
Even if you look down all the time, you all look down.
Sometimes you pass by and you can hear it, right?
"Isn't it Tama?" You can hear it, right?
"No way, it's not Tama." "Isn't it Tama?"
"Eh, really?" You come like this, right?
When you come, make sure you don't overtake me!
Samori-san, you're strong!
I don't know why, but when I saw him in the city, I was like, "Wow, he's so normal!"
I was eating at McDonald's the other day, and there were about five girls around here, and one of them said, "Isn't he pretty good-looking?"
That's what I thought right away.
And then the other four were totally against it.
It was pretty awkward.
About ten years ago, when I was about twenty-five years old,
there was a girl I really liked.
I played with her a few times.
And somehow, at my junior's house,
we decided to go for a drink.
My junior and that girl, the three of us, were drinking.
And we got a little drunk.
My junior said, "Let's go take a shower."
So we took a shower.
And since we were both drunk,
I said, "No, thank you."
Using my drinking skills, I said, "No, I actually like you."
"So I want you to go out with me."
And she said, "I'm sorry, but I'm not in the mood for that."
And as the weird atmosphere spread, my junior came back.
And I didn't know what to do.
So I went to take a shower.
And I took a shower.
And since it was a weird atmosphere earlier,
I wanted to make it funny.
And I got all stiff.
And when I came out, I was like, "What are you doing?!"
I wanted to make it funny.
And I got all stiff.
And I came out.
And then...
My junior and that girl were kissing.
I got all stiff, and I closed my eyes.
I closed my eyes, and I put on my clothes.
And I said, "Ah, I'm all stiff now!"
And the two of them were like, "Oh, hello."
"Oh, you two were together!"
"I'm late, so I'm going home."
It happened quite often.
Oh, really?
There was a girl I liked.
We met up for drinks or something.
We exchanged our phone numbers.
We went on a date once.
And even after that, we couldn't get in touch.
I was like, "That's not happening."
And a few days later, I couldn't get in touch.
One day, I met up with her at Shinjuku Station.
And she was on the opposite platform.
I was like, "Ah! It's her!"
I was like, "Yes!"
And I called her.
Because it's embarrassing to call someone on the opposite platform.
I called her.
And she came out of her bag and took my phone.
And I put it in my bag.
It's a miracle that she came out of her bag and took my phone.
What kind of miracle is that?
You were the first one to come out of your bag, right?
Yes, I was.
I heard you at the location.
"I love you, I love you."
"But it's hard for you to turn around for me."
Did I say that?
Yes, you did.
You were the first one to come out of your bag.
At first, we decided to go to Kawada-san's garage sale.
The three of us went there.
Then we decided to go to Mother's Farm.
That's cute.
Mother's Farm was a little busy on weekdays.
I didn't think it would be that busy.
But it was really busy.
When I went there with my school trip students, I was like "What?"
"What? Are you guys dating?"
They took a lot of pictures of me.
"I'm definitely going to tell the media about this!"
So I told the media about it.
The girls in Seven-Eleven found out about it.
That middle school student's ability to act was amazing.
So you guys were dating at that time?
We were dating.
But we kept it a secret.
Mother's Farm...
It was like Mother's Farm was empty.
It was like Mother's Farm was going on a school trip.
It was really busy.
It doesn't matter, but is the president of Mother's Farm the president of Tokyo Town?
Oh, is that right?
The related company that sells Mother's Farm.
Which one? Mother's Farm?
Mother's Farm is doing it, and the president of Tokyo Town is also an AKB member.
Oh, I see.
Is there a cafe like that in Tokyo Town?
It's fun to go to Tokyo Town.
Not only to see, but also to play with dolls.
Tokyo Town is interesting.
Is Tokyo Town okay?
I'd like to know.
It's like this.
There are four of them like this.
Between here and here, there is an iron frame in the middle.
Is it down there?
It's big.
So that it doesn't open.
Is that so?
It's in a cross.
Is it in the ground?
It's in a cross.
Unexpected.
That person is amazing, so it's like this.
It's been standing for more than 50 years.
There is a church glass in the observatory over there.
It's scary.
There are three or four places like that.
"Udo, can you stand up?"
"Stand up a little more."
"You can see the scenery over there."
He stood up on the glass and said, "Look down."
It depends on how you feel.
That's right.
There is an observation deck...
In other words, there is an emergency staircase of the tower.
I went there, but it was scary.
I took a jacket photo there.
Oh, really?
It's scary.
That's a slit, isn't it?
Can you see below?
It's scary.
It's super scary.
♪ On the Tokyo Tower ♪
♪ In the past ♪
♪ What you saw and gave up ♪
As expected!
The song comes out!
The song comes out right away.
I think it was about 20 years ago.
I was doing a radio show.
Everyone was chatting.
Staff, writers, and assistant girls.
When we were chatting,
That young girl who was doing with Yusato Itoi of Pocari Sweat said, "She was cute."
And I said, "What is she doing now?"
Everyone around me was laughing.
I wonder if my timing was funny.
Positive.
Oh, I didn't know how to bring it.
And then Chisato Muritaka, who was in front of me, said, "It's me."
It was so awkward.
I've been doing it regularly with Chisato Muritaka, but I didn't know it.
You didn't link it?
I didn't link it.
But she said something cute, so I was glad.
That's right.
"She was cute."
"What is she doing now?"
As a staff, I was wondering what she was doing in front of me.
Everyone was laughing.
She was laughing, too.
But I was glad.
And when I was doing a show with Kosakai and Osumori,
we were about to enter the control room.
When we left the audience seat, I looked up and saw this poster.
It was a wine poster.
There was a cool guy.
It was a wine poster.
Kosakai said, "I hate it."
I said, "I'm doing it, too."
I was speechless.
We were about to do a show together.
I said, "What am I doing?"
We have a pin microphone.
If you say something bad, people can hear you.
That's right.
I don't know where the fans are.
When we did a show together,
it didn't go well for me.
I reflected on myself.
"I can't do it like this."
"I can do it better."
About 20 meters ahead of me, there was a hot spring.
"It was fun!"
I was on a boat and the staff was on that shore
so I thought I would never hear it
so I had a lot of love advice and said
"No, no, I'm not confident," but when I got to that shore
everyone welcomed me and said "It's definitely okay it's definitely okay
it's definitely okay, it's
Thank you very much for thinking of a new catchphrase for Sashihara-san, but...
"Sashiko, Sashiko," right?
I wasn't chosen for that.
Tanaka-san's catchphrase.
Yes, the one I thought of was adopted.
Yes, this is what Tanaka-san thought of.
"Sashiko no kuse ni na, itsu no manika, kuse ni"
"naru"
- Yes, I will! - What?
Stop it!
Although this is an adoption, Sashira-san, once again, you have an announcement, right?
- That's right. - What announcement?
I'm going to use this catchphrase in a park held in Akihabara today!
Can I?
Of course you can!
Can you give me your bike?
Thank you!
Thank you for your ideas.
So, today, I will...
If you like today's catchphrase, you would like to do it again, right?
I want to do it with everyone.
Self-introduction. The flow of the opening.
The opening?
Actually?
In the opening?
Yes.
Everyone said "catchphrase".
I thought it would be cute.
I see.
Tamori-san's catchphrase.
I just happened to be watching you with a smile. I want to be your companion in the afternoon.
Tamori-san, how do you like my catchphrase?
In the past, I used to make my own catchphrase every year.
I finished it in two years.
So you have two?
Yes, I have two.
What's the first one?
The first one is "People's Toy".
I've heard of it.
It didn't hit at all.
But people know about it.
The next year, it became "TV's Furikake".
It got even worse.
I stopped doing it for the third year.
But we were all like that.
Oh, I see.
What was it?
We used to say "Explosion of bombshell" and "Explosion problem".
"Too late, Rookie", "Boomer"
We used to say "Red Carpet" too.
"Genjin"
"Genjin" is...
"Genjin" for two people.
No, we used to say many things like "Over there, over here, rocchi".
Over there, over here, rocchi...
"Forever's Mazacon", right?
We didn't want to make a joke because you told "Forever's Mazacon".
I'm a non-stop boy who doesn't stop.
I know you can't stop your momentum, but what do you think about Ohta's catchphrase?
I thought you had momentum.
I have momentum.
How do you say it?
Non-stop boy!
Now only the lower jaw speaks.
Is there such a thing? I'm thinking about it too. Scary.
Now only the lower jaw speaks. Modern people.
Modern people?
Pekin people!
What is it?
Can I say it one more time?
We speak with our mouths only.
Current people.
We speak with our mouths only.
Current people.
Beijing!
Current people.
I'm small but my heart is big, I'm the best in the world, I'll forgive anything.
By the way, I'd be happy if you winked me when you said "zo".
I'm small but my heart is big, I'm the best in the world, I'll forgive anything.
That's amazing!
Is there a disadvantage?
Someday I want to be number one in deja vu.
That's it?!
From now on, only starko will do it.
That's too long!
The world's third largest city.
Someday I want to be number one!
I'll speak only with my lower jaw.
The current leader...
Pekiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Pekiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Current leader...
You say "shaberimasu" only in star language, don't you?
It's not "shaberimasu"!
You say "shaberimasu" only in star language, don't you?
"shaberu"! "shaberu" is a modern word.
Why do you say "shaberimasu" only in star language?
It's not "shaberimasu"!
If you get it wrong, you have to do it from the beginning.
I want to be number one someday!
I'll speak only in star language.
Modern language!
This is difficult!
You say it! I won't forgive you if you forgive me anything!
I won't forgive you if you forgive me anything in the world!
I want to be number one in the world one day! I'll speak only Stark!
I don't know much about it, but I'm in charge of messy hair.
Long hair, thin hair, no cuticle!
Okay!
Can you say it one more time?
Oh, you're going to practice here, aren't you?
What's up with you?
Kotaro-kun, do it.
Seriously.
What do you mean, "Kotaro-kun, do it"?
Then, would you like to try it?
Yes.
Don't be cute.
It's cute when you say it like that.
It's cute.
It's hard.
Maybe it's like "re-filling".
I want to be honest in front of you. Love re-filling.
What's wrong with you?
Go, go, go!
Which one of you is in charge of "moja moja"?
One of you has a really annoying face.
The third row of people are a little cold.
I'm sorry, but...
The third row of people, please.
Mr. Sashimi, do you have any advice for Ms. Nakaoka?
Be serious! Be serious about it!
Now, everyone's catchphrases have come together, but Ms. Tamori...
Opening...
Huh?
Let's do an opening with everyone.
I want to do it!
Can we do it?
You didn't raise your head, let me stab you!
Maybe you'll be able to watch this opening on Friday!