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Today's numbers!
Friday's regular people's minutes entered yesterday are all flipped! Open!
Ta-dah!
Oh, Akiho-san, one hour?
Yes, it's always like this.
What are you doing?
Huh? Like this?
Oh!
So cool!
Mr. Mitani!
Mr. Mitani is here!
It's Christmas!
Mr. Mitani, you've never done anything like this before!
I've never done anything like this before!
You're amazing, Mr. Mitani!
You're amazing!
You should have come!
Amazing!
Well then, let's go!
Let's go!
Everyone, it's been a week since we last met.
This is my segment...
segment!
Let's get started!
I, Professor Kusaragi, have arrived!
We have a wonderful guest today.
Everyone, please guess who it is.
I chose it myself and patented it.
There are difficult hints and not so difficult hints.
Please choose a good hint and guess who it is.
Tamura-san, please don't turn your back on me.
It smells good.
It smells good, doesn't it?
It's probably related to the guest.
It's related to the guest's image.
First of all, let's introduce today's guest to the audience only.
Curtain, open!
I heard a little bit of a scream, but...
Hello, guest!
Hello!
How are you doing today?
I'm doing great!
You're doing great!
Wow, just by opening the curtain, it was a big explosion!
That's right.
It's amazing!
I heard a little scream, but...
You're like an entertainer!
It's a little too much of an explosion, isn't it?
It looks like an explosion!
It's a little too much of an explosion, isn't it?
What did you eat for breakfast today?
I haven't eaten anything yet.
You haven't eaten anything yet?
I haven't eaten anything yet.
How are you doing recently?
I just got out of school.
That's right.
This person doesn't have any volume, does he?
The sound of the microphone is intense!
It's like you can't tell the distance between you and the microphone at all!
That's right!
It's like you can't tell the distance between you and the microphone at all!
Now, if our guest is correct, we will give you this!
What is it?
It's meat!
It looks delicious!
Goat rice hamburger!
It must be delicious!
Please eat, you two eat.
It's hot!
You're young, you have to eat meat.
Isn't it hot? Are you okay?
It's really hot!
It's delicious!
Shingo is teaching us how to react every week.
The meat juice is amazing.
It's really delicious!
Is it delicious? Thank you!
This is his image.
It's his image.
How is it, everyone? Is it correct?
It's correct.
You chose it this time as well.
Do you think your image is like this?
My image is...
I say it a lot.
It's the best hamburger in Japan.
Do you just say you like it?
Yes.
My image is...
Your image is...
My image is hot.
You like it a lot, right?
Yes.
What is he saying?
Tom-san, do you know the answer already?
It's correct!
I'm going to eat it!
Please eat it!
I don't know how to eat it!
Do you know how to eat it?
How do you eat it?
That's correct!
Isn't it easy?
I don't know how to eat it!
Eating it requires a lot of volume!
That's right!
You can't challenge it!
I did it!
Please eat it!
Sekine-san, please give us a hint!
I will...
Please give me "ma"!
"Ma", open!
That's how you eat it!
In "Otokansurai" series, you appeared 5 times in a row!
Mariges, is it true?
It's not "a"!
If it really appeared...
What role did you appear in?
I appeared in the role of "a" in "Shibamata Residents"!
Your voice is a little low!
My voice is loud!
Can you hide your existence a little more?
Can you change your voice a little more?
My voice is loud!
Your voice is loud!
My voice is loud!
Next, a hint!
Akemoto-san, please give us a hint!
"Shira"!
"Shira", "cho"!
"Cho", open!
It's a story about a family that has existed since the Edo period!
I don't know!
Is that so, Honnen-sama?
You should have said that from the beginning!
I'm sorry!
Is that so, Jikka Tonya-san?
Jikka Tonya-san is famous!
I don't know what you're saying!
Can you do it for me?
I can eat slowly if you hit it early
After the show is over
No, it's not after the show is over
Let's go to the next one
Ok, Kusa!
Ok, Kusa, open!
Akashia Sama-san said you're number one on TV
Really?
Yes.
Matsuri-san, did you get it?
Yes, correct!
Did you get it?
Yes.
I got it.
Yes, correct!
Thank you.
I don't think this is the best conversation we've had in a while.
That's right.
In a way.
Tamuri-san, you're really eating.
Nice meal timing.
Is it good?
It's good.
Is it good?
I wanted to eat it.
It looks really good.
It's good.
Tsuyoshi!
Yes, Tsuyoshi, open!
I can't hear anything.
The first Asian civilian male to skydive from the highest point.
This is amazing.
Really amazing.
Guest-san, is this true?
You two did it.
Yes!
Asians are dangerous!
It's disgusting!
Why are you laughing?
I really can't hear you anymore.
It's true, right?
Yes, it's true!
It's true.
Since you're too low, you can't breathe while wearing a mask.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You landed while wearing a mask.
Yes.
Because you can't breathe.
You landed while wearing a mask.
A mask, right?
A mask.
A face mask.
You landed while wearing a mask.
A face mask.
Because you can't breathe.
No, no.
I know.
But you landed while wearing a mask.
Can you be quiet for a moment?
Tsuyagi-san, I've been here for about 3 minutes, so I know.
But you're too fast, so I'll pretend like I don't know.
I'm at my limit.
You're at your limit, right?
Negawa-san! Negawa-san!
Negawa-san!
You're crazy!
Countdown starts!
We will give you numbers about your private life, and you will gradually get closer to zero.
All six of you have to be zero, and you can't be negative.
Thank you.
Let me introduce our guests.
Continuing, we have Toshiki Nishida and Eri Fukatsu.
I'm a lawyer.
Oh, you're a lawyer.
Yes, I'm a lawyer.
And you can see Fukatsu-san, right?
Yes, I can see him.
And there's one more person...
Chiyo-shi is also here!
Yes, that's right.
Chiyo-shi, what's your role?
For me, it's Fukatsu-san's father's role.
If you watch this, you'll know.
He gave me a really good role.
There are parts where I'm moved.
Oh, really?
That's really good.
If it's negative, it'll go boom.
But between 0 and 5, you can give this to the audience.
You want to release it today, don't you?
I want to release it too.
You haven't released it for a long time.
You like it, don't you?
Do you want it?!
Do you want to go to New York?!
Mr. Insider, do you want to go to New York?
No, I don't want to go...
Let's go in order!
This is important!
Number one! Number one!
Huh?! Mr. Insider, are you okay?!
It's okay.
Let's do it in six people.
Wait! I can help you!
I'll leave it for you!
I'll do my best!
Oh, Tetsu-chan, what's up with you today?
No!
It's a lie!
There's no such thing!
It's been said for about 20 years!
Rikawa-san, can't you hear us even with your voice covered like this?
Shut up, Tsuyoshi-kun!
What's "double" here?
Double? What's "double"?
Oh, it means "kirin" is "double", right?
Kirin? It's not "kirin", what is it?
It's "hyougara", right?
Oh, it's "hyougara", right?
Shut up!
Oh, it's funny!
The title song we're playing for you this time is...
Wow!
This is difficult.
I've seen a ghost in my life.
Do we have to do it with 6 people?
It's too little.
That's right.
It's too little.
Do you want some chocolate?
If it's sleeping time, everyone's sleeping for 10 hours.
That's right.
It's because it's on TV.
That's right.
Let's go with yesterday's sleeping time.
Yesterday's sleeping time.
It's not that much, probably.
It's not that much, right?
It's here.
Look!
Good, good.
It's scary.
It's early in the morning.
Good job.
There's nothing at home.
Don't you know?
Is it this?
It's this.
Thank you very much.
It's fun.
It's the same.
"g" is small!
Why is it so short?
Yesterday, it was a little...
It was early in the morning.
It was about 4 hours.
I see.
4 hours.
If Tsuyoshi said it's 4 hours, it's "triple four".
That's right!
It's "triple four".
It's not that much.
I thought it was there.
It's not that much.
Good, good.
I usually go to bed early in front of Itomo.
Itomo?
I went to bed at 11.
I got up at 8 in the morning.
It has a lot of wrinkles.
That's right.
I think it's an old process.
It's a good day for you, Mr. Tabure.
So...
It's 83.
I thought it was not that much.
Now, let's talk about the age difference in the industry.
Age difference...
What should we do? It's the first time he's been on TV.
Can we go over this briefly?
I think it'll be cut off. Will it be okay?
Was Nishida-san late?
Me?
But Tsuyoshi-kun is fast.
Fukatsu-san is fast too.
There's a possibility that he was on TV when he was just an ordinary person.
Then, let's say it's the first time he's been on TV.
The age difference on TV...
Fukatsu-san.
What's 15?
It's a commercial.
Yes, probably.
Was it a home show?
That's right.
Cinderella.
That's right.
Ah, that's right.
Red Lips.
That's right.
Impressive commercial.
Nishida-san, what age are you?
15.
What do you do for a living?
Television, right?
I'm sorry, but I also put in radio.
I spent my childhood in Koreyama in Fukushima Prefecture.
There was an NHK broadcasting theater there.
I was recruited for a role in it and I took it.
And there was a teacher called Kimpei-sensei...
He's not Kimpai-sensei.
There were about 15 students.
"Kimpei-sensei!"
"Hey!"
"Popopo!" And it started.
I was 12 years old.
Okay, okay.
I first appeared in a show by Kishi Hagimoto.
I wasn't supposed to be in SMAP, but I was supposed to be in CHA-CHA.
I got a demo tape of my debut song.
Hagimoto-san said, "Kiyo-chan, you don't have to come anymore."
All of a sudden, he said, "SMAP suits you better."
So I became a SMAP student.
Hagimoto-san has a good eye!
So you were in CHA-CHA?
You were with Kazumado-san?
Yes, I was studying with Kazumado-san.
I'm glad you were in SMAP!
You don't know what life is like!
If you were in CHA-CHA, you would have disbanded.
If you were in CHA-CHA, you wouldn't be dancing like this.
Oh, we have 41 left!
That's good!
Let's move on!
Let's go with fewer people!
It's better to have fewer people.
Disneyland...
That's good!
I don't really go there.
So...
Have you thought about it properly?
No, I haven't thought about it properly!
Disneyland is good, isn't it? Disneyland.
The number of times you've been to Disneyland in your life.
The number of times you've been to Disneyland in your life!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for making you wait.
Yes, sorry for making you wait.
5 times.
That's a good number.
Which brand did you go to?
Disney.
That's a good number!
I'm sorry.
You said you were going to Disneyland and then you ran away, didn't you?
You should let him go.
He is still small.
Misunderstanding!
Is he suitable for this corner?
It's okay.
What kind of movies do you like?
I like to go with my friends and children.
Disneyland?
I like Arizona Disneyland in the U.S. and LA Disneyland in the future.
They are all Japanese.
I have been there many times.
What kind of character is he?
I like Chiba Disneyland, too.
You like it!
I love Pirates of the Caribbean.
No matter how dangerous it is, it's okay, isn't it?
It's okay.
It's going to hit you.
There's nothing to avoid.
Yes.
I went on a graduation trip when I was in middle school.
You haven't been there, have you?
Is that it?
What was interesting?
Was there something like "ghost town"?
That's a little scary.
A little scary?
I got scared for the first time.
28!
That's a good number!
It's not good if you don't reduce it a little more, right?
A little more.
How about the number of siblings?
That's a good number.
Okay, we'll go with this.
The number of siblings...
One, two...
Ah!
You wanted a marriage alliance, didn't you?
That's right. When you become an adult, you want one, don't you?
Recently, there are a lot of marriages.
But gradually, there are fewer relatives.
Oh, I see.
But I only invited relatives for weddings.
Since there are not many, I started inviting friends.
Oh, I see.
Hey, you're in LA, aren't you?
What?!
Oh, my God!
The number of people is definitely not decreasing!
LA is unexpected!
Two people.
It seems like there are a lot of people.
Oh, my God!
There are no brothers in LA?
Since there are no brothers in LA...
I looked for them, but there are no brothers in LA.
There are no brothers in Arizona, either.
Arizona... Where did you go, Arizona?
This is unexpected!
Unexpected!
Brothers and sisters.
There are brothers and sisters.
Oh, my God!
This is a little...
It's unexpected.
It's decreasing by more than 20 people.
This is a little...
You two made it difficult.
This is bad.
What will you do?
This is really bad.
The money you offered?
The money I offered?
No, no, Hishida-san...
No, I'll go.
I've been offered many times, but...
I pay for everything.
Tetsu-chan, you look like a hanegani (Japanese comedian) recently.
No, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Which one will you do?
I'm asking you!
It's up to you, right?
It's up to me.
I'm alone? What should I do?
Which one will you do?
It's difficult.
Newcomer's number.
I'm sorry.
Newcomer's number.
Do you know?
Wait a minute.
It's not a number of moving.
It's good.
Is it a celebrity's number?
No, it's not.
It's good.
Is it a celebrity's number?
It's a celebrity's number.
I have a good friend.
I don't know if you can call me a best friend.
Everyone in the country knows me.
I'm from LA.
I don't know if you are from LA.
I don't know if you are from Arizona.
It's not a number of moving.
It's good.
It's a number of moving.
Is it a number of moving?
It's different from a friend.
It's a number of moving.
It's over 10.
Is it a number of moving?
It's a number of moving.
Good.
I didn't read it yet.
It's a lot.
Yes.
Recently?
Recently, yes. Three or four years ago.
Three or four years ago.
Where did you first live?
I'm from Oita Prefecture in Kyushu.
You came out of Oita.
Yes, and I came to Tokyo for work.
At that time... I forgot.
Did you forget?
Was it around Meguro?
But you moved seven times?
Yes, I like it a lot.
Is that so? Do you get bored of it?
It's not like I get bored of it, but I want to know various areas.
Various areas!
You want to live in different places.
Don't you care about sun hits?
Yes, a little.
When did you come from Fukushima?
At first I came from Fukushima and soon I moved to Kamata.
Kamata?
Yes, Kamata.
When did you move recently?
Recently it hasn't been more than 20 years.
Always?
From the same area in the city, I moved from one area to three areas.
Do you like that area?
Yes, I like it. I don't move from there.
Now...
Mr. Shiraoka, please!
Two! Two is fine!
Two is fine!
Two!
Mr. Shiraoka!
Mr. Shiraoka, lie!
Please lie!
Read the atmosphere! Read the atmosphere!
Read the atmosphere!
Do you know where one is?
Is that so?
Do you know where one is?
There is a possibility of two!
It's possible! It's possible!
There is a possibility!
Don't move!
Don't give up!
Don't move!
Is it okay?
Don't move!
Let's go!
You should have moved twice.
What a shame.
But you did well today.
I wish I had a car.
A car?
Let me see your car.
You started in '15.
Your car is...
Zero!
Nishida-san said you had seven or eight cars.
Your car.
It's not that hard to find.
You should have written it bigger.
Six! No good!
And nine, right?
Six and nine...
No good!
It was no good in the end.
Japan is the best!
Let's introduce some stars we haven't seen yet!
We don't have much time, so if you want to see them, please press the switch!
Today we will introduce...
Miracle fortune teller, Subaru Nakatsugawa!
Let's look at her silhouette first!
This person has a future in mind!
What kind of future has she had?
Up until now, in the future after 2015 that we saw in 1997,
there was a plan for a company to launch an artificial satellite.
When we went to ask about it in 2000,
it turned out that the person in charge had such a plan,
and it is possible that it will be launched in the future.
I don't know much about it, but it's amazing!
Here it is!
This is an acoustic record that records all of the universe's records,
and it can tell everyone's past and future!
For example, can you tell about your past life?
Yes.
Yes, what is it?
What is it?
What is your past life, Sekine-san?
Well...
Konstantin "Karate Dance"
He is a German mathematician.
What did he do?
Well, since he is a mathematician,
he was taught mathematics every day.
Karate dance?
Yes.
And you, Degan-san?
Degan-san's previous life was Kawakami Otojirou.
He became famous with "Oppekeppei".
He's an actor and comedian.
He became famous with "Oppekeppei"?
Oh, he's famous!
Oh, really? Thank you very much!
What do you think, everyone? Don't you want to see it now?
The button doesn't press at all!
It doesn't work until it's released!
I still don't get it.
Okay, next up is this!
You can predict what will happen in the future in one day and one hour.
Does that mean it'll be tomorrow?
Does that mean it'll be tomorrow? Does anyone have any questions?
Akimoto-san, do you have any questions?
Akimoto-san, do you know what will happen in the future?
Yes.
Next week, I'll be going to see a concert with a friend of mine.
Next to the concert hall is an old friend of mine.
He's a male.
After that, I'll be going home with him.
I also saw a UFO.
It doesn't press at all!
Ready, set, go!
Yes, how long will it take?
51.67 seconds is a good record.
Can you speak up?
Thirty-seven seconds.
Friday's new segment, "The Withdrawal Show".
We'll pick up images of you withdrawing without thinking.
Email address itomo@info.fujiterribi.co.jp for more images.
You can also send images from the show's website.
We'll give out souvenirs to the winners. We're looking forward to it!
The visuals are really good.
By the way, this is the silhouette of me.
By the way, couldn't you predict that you wouldn't be asked a single question?
I predicted it.
Really?
Thank you, but it's not true.
It's true.
It's exactly like you predicted.
Thank you.
It'll be released tomorrow.