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Today's numbers!
The number of times you went to a convenience store this week!
All at once! Flip! Open!
14 times?
That's a lot!
I'll go every day!
Twice a day?
Yes!
Eh?
Is it possible?
Friday at 12 o'clock.
"Doki Doki Quiz Show".
The title song is "Crazy Fantastic".
The song was written by Ms. Sawaki.
It's Friday.
It's the third time this week, but we're not used to it yet.
This time, a bad guest will appear.
Everyone, please guess who it is.
I looked up the information about it and made it into nine panels.
Please choose this hint and guess who it is.
Now, let's introduce today's bad guest to everyone in the studio.
"Off the Curtain"!
It's like you want to wave your hand, right?
She's cute!
She's a cute girl!
She's cute, isn't she?
There are times when she's a boy.
A cute boy.
Maruki Kesto-san, how are you doing today?
I'm a mama.
She's cute!
Is she really cute?
Yes.
Which one?
You all know, right? She has a voice center.
Oh, I see!
She's a woman.
What did you eat for breakfast today?
For breakfast, I ate katsudon.
Katsudon!
This might be a big hint!
Katsudon?!
So, Maruki Kesto-san ate katsudon.
This is Maruki Kesto-san's image dish for this week!
When Mizobata Junpei-san came last week, he made a Thai dish.
Everyone said it was bad.
I don't know how it's connected.
I like Japanese drums, so I made it Japanese-like.
I had a meeting with the director and everyone said it was bad.
This time, the guest himself prepared it for us.
I think it's that kind of image.
Are you satisfied with this?
It looks like sweet potato.
But it's a sweet.
This is Matsuzo Potato.
This is good!
It's really good!
It has skin.
Itadakimasu!
I want to eat it!
Sorry, it's work.
This is good!
It's really good!
The sweet taste is good too.
It looks like sweet potato.
Tamori-san, please choose a hint.
"Ta"!
"Ta", open!
My father is a speed skater, a former Olympic athlete.
I don't know that person!
Maruki Kesto-san, is it true?
Yes, it's true.
But he didn't participate in the Olympics.
Because he was an amateur.
He was an Olympic athlete.
But he was an amateur.
That's amazing!
Maruki Kesto-san, don't you skate?
It's difficult.
It's difficult?
What's wrong with that?
But I'm afraid of edges.
Ah, edges.
Edges.
It's difficult for me to stand up.
Fukagawa.
Betsky.
Fusekai.
Sekine.
Maskdeluxe.
Sekine, please choose a hint.
Let's check it out.
Italian is easy.
I don't know at all.
Bonjour.
That's all I can say.
I want to eat pasta, too.
This is a big hint.
Sekine, please choose a hint.
Nakano is wrong.
Please choose a hint.
"Be".
Betsky's "be".
It's "chance", isn't it?
What was the sound just now?
It wasn't "chance", was it?
It was "ship's disassembly" and "ship's three sheets of"...
I don't know that!
Was it such an action?
Yes, it was.
Why did you disassemble "ship's three sheets of"?
I was good at cooking.
So, when I was disassembled one by one, I thought I should disassemble "ship's three sheets of".
So, I threw away all the air bags and other things.
Is that so?
You are good at cooking.
Do you still cook now?
Sometimes.
What kind of food do you cook often?
I think I cook a lot of meat dishes.
Meat dishes.
There are quite a lot of hints.
The way he talks is a little weird.
It's not normal.
Is it written in a voice changer?
No, no, no.
Is it like that?
"I do it sometimes" is weird.
The characteristics of that area are also interesting.
Betsky, please give us a hint.
"Na"
"Ga"
"Na"
"Ga"
"Giant Baba" and "Antonio Inoki" were featured in "Jikka ga Yurukan".
As expected of you, Sekine-san!
Correct!
Please eat up.
Did you know this hint, Tomori-san and Sekine-san?
It's famous!
Is it famous?
I've heard of it before.
It's famous!
Italy is famous, too!
That's right, that's right.
Is that so?
Please eat up.
Of course, of course.
It's my first time eating it.
Is it good?
It's good!
I want to eat it!
How is it?
I want to eat it!
Is it good?
It's exactly what I imagined.
That's right, isn't it?
If you get it right, you can eat it deliciously.
I want to eat it!
Then, Gion-san, please give us a hint.
"Na"
Here is your chance card!
How old is this picture?
I don't know!
It's still a white-black picture, isn't it?
White-black?
Is it old?
Is it delicious?
How old was this picture taken?
It's about three years old.
What?
Three years old.
Three years old?
It's about three years old.
Oh, it's about three years old.
It's a picture taken when you were three years old.
What?
I don't know.
The orange tights remind me of you.
Thank you.
Do you say "tights"? Do you say "leggings"?
Do you say "leggings"?
Oh, it's "tights".
Yes, you're right.
I knew it by your face!
You're amazing, Betsukei!
Where did you know it?
I knew it by your face, the shape of your nose and Italian.
That's what it means.
Oh, I see!
You know Italian, don't you?
What?
Are you alone?
Yes, I'm alone.
Yes, you're right!
That's it!
But you're alone now.
Do your best!
I don't know!
Next hint, what will you do?
"shi"
"shi" open!
Will you do your best?
Yes!
There is no such thing as a party at home.
I don't know!
Oh, is that so?
Marigiso-san, does Yuke-san come?
She used to come, but recently she seems to be busy.
Oh, I see.
But she used to come before.
Yes.
Oh, that's good.
Instead of that, she often goes out.
She goes out?
Yes.
Shall we give you a little more hint?
"kusa"
"kusa" open!
Will you do your best?
Do your best!
Yes!
Nice hint!
You don't have a microwave at home, do you?
Is there such a thing?
I don't know!
Why are there so many microwaves?
They have different uses.
When you grill a big turkey, or pizza, or fish, they're all different.
If you think about it, it's been 6 years.
Today's guest is this person!
I'm pretty good at memorizing people's facial features, so I memorized their noses.
With this?
Amazing!
Let's look at the other people.
Yes, that's correct.
“Smile and good friends” is brought to you by these sponsors.
We will listen to your personal numbers and subtract them from 100 and add them up to 0.
0 is best but minus is not allowed.
Understood.
Let me introduce our guests.
First, Bamboo Edge and Akira.
Great! You look like a thumb.
It won't heal.
You look like a soldier's thumb.
Did you eat an egg today?
I only ate two today.
Nice to meet you.
Please cooperate and reduce it.
If it's minus, it's no good.
If it's between zero and five,
Please insert this.
I'd like to say thank you to everyone.
It's a cozenilin.
Band-san, did you eat it because you thought it was white meat?
White meat is really delicious.
When I was ten, I was called "cozenio"
Really?
I've never heard of it.
Well, how about it?
Let's do it one by one.
This is important.
I like the first one.
Don't move.
Oh, no.
We're in a crisis.
Let's move to the next question.
This is the question we're going to answer.
"First date"
"First date" comes up a lot.
It did last time, too.
If you had a microwave at home, you'd know what I'm talking about.
It came up earlier.
It's the first one, so let's make it big.
Which one is big?
I think it's age.
Age.
First date.
That's good.
First date?
Let's go.
"First date" comes up a lot.
Akira, you're up.
Yes, I'm here.
When I was in middle school,
I went to see a movie with my senior.
What kind of movie?
I don't know.
Action?
More than love.
It was my first date, so it was a little embarrassing.
So I chose action.
That's good.
Morikubi-san.
What?
He asked me to skate.
I thought my father could do it, so I thought I could do it too.
I made a big mistake.
He kept pulling me like this.
Time flies, doesn't it?
I don't know about that.
He's the youngest.
When I was in high school, even if I talked to girls, I was the type.
Really?
Even if I talked to girls, I was the type.
It was strict in the past, wasn't it?
What would you do if you were asked to talk?
I didn't even have a chance to talk to girls.
I practiced early in the morning and came home late at night.
It's like you were asked to talk to girls after you became a professional player.
Where did you go?
I went to a dark park.
A dark park?
What is it?
I'll say it clearly.
At that time, I was a hostess.
I was invited and I was nervous.
You were invited?
I was invited.
I was told to wait in the park.
You were a hostess after you became a professional player?
I was a hostess after I became a professional player.
I was called a "koukuhai" or something like that.
And that was it.
You were called a "koukuhai" or something like that.
I was nervous when I became a professional player.
You were called a "koukuhai" or something like that.
And that was it.
You didn't even kiss her?
No, I didn't.
I was nervous.
There are still 50 left.
Let's use the number of pets we bought so far.
It's bad if we reduce it that much.
I am... Wait a minute.
I am this one.
At first, she bought a hamster and a male and a female, and then she gave birth to a baby.
She once bought eight hamsters in the past, and now she's buying three.
Hamster?
Now it's a dog, a dog and a cat.
She bought a lot of big ones.
Like Great Den.
She liked only big ones and kept them at home.
How many did you have at the same time?
I had three at the same time. Great Den and Doberman.
They were amazing.
They were famous for being stupid dogs.
They were stupid dogs and when people came, they would bark like this.
That's nice.
Who gave you a walk with three of them?
I had a part-time worker with me.
That's why you had a part-time worker.
Great Den was big.
Mr. Amanda.
That's enough.
When we got married, we lived in an apartment.
38.
That's good.
I didn't want to reduce it.
Now, the number of people you can call your best friends.
Let's go.
The number of people you can call your best friends.
First, Akikina.
You have three best friends.
We were friends in high school.
But you don't have any now?
I don't call them best friends, I call them senpai.
I call them onee-chan.
Morikubi-san.
That's amazing.
He has a lot of friends in Sendai, he goes to university in Tokyo, he goes to school in America and Italy.
He has friends everywhere.
He has friends in Italy too?
He has about two friends in Italy too.
He always sends him pasta or something like that.
He's in a band.
That's crazy!
Sorry, sorry!
He has classmates from school years, baseball years, professional baseball years, and people from around the world.
You don't have any chicken in there, do you?
I don't have any!
Why do you keep chasing me for chicken?
I'll give you an egg.
Why do you keep...
Because you eat eggs.
Why do you do that?
Don't you add gogurae?
I don't add it.
Don't you add it?
There are quite a few of them.
It's okay.
How about over there?
Like Hoshino.
Now he's a new director.
Like Takai.
Okay, nine!
Nine!
That's crazy!
From zero to five!
But the number of computers...
It's one or two.
But it ends here, doesn't it?
It ends here!
It ends here, so...
The least...
Like "propose" right?
"propose" is also...
The least.
Ah, it's six so you have to succeed!
Do you have to go all the way up?
It's absolutely impossible!
But there's only a few.
Then it's "computer"!
Computer...
Computer or "propose" I'll keep it.
Why don't you say "propose"?
You're saying it?
Because...
Not like for later users,
You say it.
But "propose" doesn't seem like it's a lot.
I'm sure it is.
How about Akkina?
Whatever, let's propose!
The number of Akkina proposed in her life...
Five!
Zero!
Once!
One!
Did you invite celebrities to your house this year?
- No, I didn't! - Only Morikumi-san!
- Morikumi-san is a friend of mine. - She's a 7th grade elementary school student.
- Who proposed to you? - My wife.
- Oh, is that so? - From your wife? - Not from your band?
- Not from me. My wife was a little upset. - What?
- I think it's true that she said you're cute. - What?
- You're cute! - No, no, no!
- You didn't propose to her, did you? - No, I didn't!
- And then you got married a year later. - Oh...
- You know, I'm really popular when I go to a certain country in Africa.
- Is that where you met me? - They say I should marry you instead of you.
- Really? - Is that where you met me? - Yes, I met you three times in that country.
- Three times? - Yes.
- She said you should marry me just because you were walking down the street.
- How about this? - This is a little difficult.
- What about a computer? - I only have a computer.
- Yes, a computer. - Please give me a computer.
- Do you have a computer at home? - No, I don't.
- Do you need a band? - No, I don't need a computer.
- A band or a computer? - Zero, zero, zero?
- Alright! Alright! - Alright!
- Akira! - Yes!
- One! - Alright!
- I'm counting on you! - Not yet, not yet! - Morikubi-san, I'm counting on you! - Morikubi-san!
In class, or... - In places? - In places!
- We put all the same data. - But Wanno-san's zero must be because of his eggs!
- Ah, sorry! - Your eggs are so pretty!
- We're definitely not going to do it yet. - Not at all!
- The article is writing and we should hurry, but it's for manuscript paper.
Japan is the best!
What's wrong?
Where did Won San go?
Won San was here last week.
When Won San is here, the host doesn't stand out.
Won San, you're in the way. You'll be fired in two weeks.
Won San, you have too many characters.
It's a terrible story. I was forced to do it.
But you said you were in the way.
In Japan, there are many stars we haven't seen yet.
I will introduce the stars we haven't seen yet.
Each of you has three points.
If you get all 18 points, I will introduce you.
Here is the star we will introduce today.
Dancing inventor, Hiromi Takahashi, 68 years old.
Let's look at his silhouette first.
Here it is.
4 points already.
Hello!
What are you doing now? You were moving a little.
I'm checking my movements.
Checking your movements.
Here it is.
He has invented more than 150 things in 20 years.
That's right. He has won so many awards.
What has he invented?
Besides inventing, Takahashi-san also draws.
I would like to introduce his drawings.
Here is Takahashi-san's invention book.
As you can see, it is integrated with the bicycle.
The title is amazing.
It's unified.
It's unique.
It is indeed unified.
Takahashi-san, what kind of invention is it?
It's amazing.
It is unified with the bicycle.
When someone sees it, they think it is unified.
It's amazing.
It is indeed unified.
And here it is.
Glocky 2.
You can play boxing with it.
You can hang a sandbag here.
There is a stick in the middle and you can carry it.
The sandbag will come and go.
Golf club, golf club and docking.
Chocolate club, you can make chocolate like on the right.
Boxing club, boxing practice club.
I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is until I see it in action.
The best! The best!
I don't know what this is until I see it in action.
This is amazing.
Hageyama forest car goods.
What does it mean?
If you carry it on your back and run around, this Hageyama person will get tired.
What does it mean?
I've been needing it lately.
If you do this, you'll get tired.
I can't explain it.
What does it push behind you?
It looks like an octopus, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
The legs stimulate the head.
I see.
It stimulates the scalp.
This is amazing.
You can run with the wind.
You can run with a big windmill in one hand.
This is not a windmill!
I like movies, so I wanted to shape it.
This is a normal windmill, isn't it?
Yes, but it's hard to move it.
You have to run at a difficult speed to move it.
It's big.
There are a lot of people who don't have muscles.
Midnight miso pistol.
What is it?
It looks like a pistol.
You scoop up the miso.
It says you pull the trigger. What kind of invention is this?
This is a tool for dissolving miso.
If you pull the trigger, the spring stretches and shrinks.
I see.
And you dissolve it.
Isn't this useful?
This is pretty useful.
This is it!
Dance dance diet!
Dance and drop the floor.
This is what you're wearing right now, right?
Yes.
It's very effective.
Awesome!
I've decided!
Awesome!
Hello. I'm Takashi.
So this is dance and diet.
That's right.
Can you show us how you use it?
You dance like this, right?
Yes.
Dance?
You twist your waist like this, right?
And you move your arms like this.
What does this do?
It stimulates the muscles.
How do you do this?
It doesn't move at all.
You're pushing it, right?
I wanted to wrap it around my legs, but I think this skirt is cuter.
That's good!
So this is fashion, right?
That's right.
And you can move your whole body like this.
You can move your whole body.
Do you push the pot?
Yes.
Ouch!
You brought a lot of inventions today.
Let's take a look.
I want to see!
Here it is.
Please introduce this one.
This is a fashion pocket.
When you insert a postcard or a letter,
if it's a normal one, it will fall down.
When you make a cloth one,
if you insert it diagonally like this, it won't fall down.
It won't fall down.
Is there another one like this?
Yes.
Isn't this the chocolate love we saw earlier?
Chocolate love.
It's connected like this, right?
Yes.
There is chocolate inside of it.
Can you show me? Is it inside of it now?
Yes, it's inside of it.
Can you show me?
If you remove it, you can make a chocolate that is connected.
Wow!
I made it three days ago.
It's weird.
I should have made it with my fingers.
There is a cut here.
Wow!
That's why you can connect it.
If you remove the lid, it will look like this.
If you remove it all, it will be connected.
It's clever.
If you remove this part,
like this,
Oh, there is DNA inside of it.
Yes.
If you remove it, you can connect it.
Oh, I see.
You can make a chocolate that is connected.
Can you remove it for me?
Can you show me how you remove it?
I will remove it.
Let's make it.
I didn't remove it.
Why didn't you remove it?
Let's remove it.
Yes.
It looks like this.
It might be sold.
It looks like this.
Can you remove it?
I just brought it here.
It was broken.
Yes.
It is in this state.
Oh, you can remove it like that.
Yes.
Because of the cut.
Wow!
If you remove it, it will be connected.
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry.
It doesn't look delicious.
Are there many people who want to call me?
This week's topic is bullets. Ready, start!
This week's news.
This Sunday at 7 p.m. we will have "Red Police Two Hours" special.
This week we will continue to talk about the red incidents of celebrities, so please watch this week.
There were only 15 of them.
That's too bad.
There were quite a few during rehearsals.
But on Thursday we won for the first time.
We won for the first time.
It's a rare and miraculous win.
Once again, this Sunday at 7 p.m. we will have "Red Police Two Hours" special.
Please watch it!
See you next week!