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You drank grape juice.
No, it's juice.
Is it natural?
Yes, it is.
Really?
Well, I'll check it.
What is it?
Seaweed tea.
Well, let's get started with Becky's episode.
I'll start with a story unrelated to the wedding.
A few years ago, I was at a car wash.
The car window glass broke and the car navigation system was stolen.
My manager was the first discoverer of it.
I was at his wedding.
There is an impressive ceremony all the time, and at the end of the groom's greeting, he suddenly started talking about that car navigation.
And one day, one morning, when I went to the car, the window glass broke and the car navigation was secretly stolen.
"Huh? This is my story, isn't it?" He started talking like it was his own story.
But on the night of that day, I actually met her at a dinner party and thought, "The car navigation was stolen, but I thought I should navigate her."
And the venue was like, "Whoa!" "No, no, it was stolen! It's me! I'm the only one who's losing!"
"Even the episode was stolen! Even the episode was stolen!" "Even the episode was stolen! It's like that!"
Everyone tries to talk nice, and try to say nice things...
It's embarrassing!
My father is a pilot now, and they both retired, but my older brother is getting married.
And when they got married, it was the speech that my dad started, and they both tried to say nice things...
But I drank alcohol I wasn't used to.
And while I was shaking...
"You two are now..."
"Walking..."
"One thousand meters..."
"Two thousand..."
"I don't know, but you're going high up."
I was so dizzy!
I couldn't say anything good.
You didn't try to say anything good, did you?
Yeah, I tried to say something good, but I failed.
You usually fail when you try to say something good.
When my brother got married...
When Osamu was little...
He was so cute...
So I tried to give him a booboo.
He's my father, but my father didn't come out.
"Stop it!" I'll say.
As a family.
Will Becky ever be a wedding heroine?
If we're getting married, I definitely want to be a heroine.
In what way?
I like something interesting.
Like something funny.
Like riding an elephant and coming out?
It looks like it's going to be hard to hold down the venue.
Something like a pull-out and a pajama with two people's faces that everyone deliberately doesn't need.
Deliberately bringing it over there.
When I went to Toshi's wedding the other day,
I thought it was really interesting.
There's a song called "Hate shi inai" by Matsuya Machiharu.
"Oh, it's Hokkaido, so it appears with this BGM." I thought and started the intro.
Then it appeared while I was singing it myself.
That's kind of fashionable, too.
I want to be an interesting heroine.
Don't you want to be a woman?
I'm embarrassed.
I've never been to a wedding heroine's wedding.
You've never been there?
I've never been there since I was born.
You've been invited, right?
No, I haven't.
You haven't been invited to your best friend's wedding?
No, not at all.
Oh, really?
But you've asked for a video letter, right?
But as AKB48...
Together.
Yes, my boss's husband got married.
But you haven't met him in person.
My boss really asks me for video letters all the time.
There is a job that only video letters are asked for.
I did it! I did it!
At a couple's wedding that you don't know at all,
you can get a video letter from one of the comedians as an option.
Is it included?
Yes, it is.
The company that produces weddings
has a selection of speeches for celebrities as an option.
You can say "Who would you like?" and you can choose a lot of things.
If you give me something like a document and say "Please say this,"
I'll say "It was hard for you when you were a baby."
"What are you talking about?"
But if you say it, I'll say "I want it."
I did it with about 30 people.
By the way, video letters are usually a surprise, right?
Yes.
He came to get it.
Me too.
What is it?
It's hard to do!
There is a groom!
Yes, yes.
Then please do it!
Me and you...
I'll say it directly!
Even though you're there!
I think comedians like your jokes.
Oh, comedians bought it for you?
I think there were a lot of requests for you to have a long haircut.
Once, all of us had a wedding VTR of Nakai's friend.
Wow!
I don't know him at all,
but he looked like a Yankee.
Nakai's friend?
Yes, Nakai's friend.
I don't know him at all.
Mr. Sanagi Kusanagi went to a heroine of a certain celebrity and...
I've been to a heroine of Kenji Moriaki.
I've been there, too!
Almost.
In Kyoto?
Yes, in Kyoto.
It was a hot day.
Yes, I've been there.
I think I was about 20 years old.
Nakai and Shingo were there, too.
I went there and it was really fun. It was my first time.
For some reason, I wanted to go to Tsurubei Shisho's house.
I don't know how I went there, but...
Nakai-kun, Shingo and I visited Tsurubei Shisho's house.
At that time, Tsurubei Shisho and I didn't have much relationship.
Relationship...
You didn't know him?
I knew him, but...
I went to Tsurubei Shisho's house.
And Tsurubei Shisho and I had a lot of fun.
Tsurubei Shisho and I were very kind.
We asked if we could play. We ate a lot of barbecue in the yard.
After the wedding, right?
Because you were young.
There was a pool at home.
Shingo, me and Nakai-kun swam a lot in the pool.
I was nervous at first, but...
We swam and played a lot in the pool.
When we got home, I didn't have my wallet.
"Huh? You don't have your wallet?"
But you can't say it.
You lost it at home.
But I couldn't help it.
While I was playing in the pool, I lost my wallet.
I said, "If you don't give me back my wallet, I won't make it to Shinkansen."
"Can you look for it for me?"
I said it.
In the end, you said it.
He looked for it for me, but he said he didn't have it.
Tsurubei Shisho's house was very spacious, so I said, "It's somewhere."
"It's definitely there, so look for it for me."
But in the end, it wasn't there.
After that...
Actually, I lost my wallet in a different place.
It didn't come out, but in the end it wasn't Tsurube-san's house.
I made a mistake and invested it.
Later, during New Year's or something like that...
Tsurube-san was kind and said it was New Year's money.
He gave me money and said, "Did you lose it?"
But it's a day trip, right?
It's a day trip.
Did you have that much time?
From Haruto to Osaka...
After New Year's, I went to Tsurube-san's house.
I went back in the last week or so.
I see.
You went with Yujida Eisaku?
Yes, with Moriaki-san.
Somehow, Yujida Eisaku was invited and me and Yujida Eisaku...
"Oh, you're going," we said.
"Then let's go together," we said.
We didn't really talk much.
That's boring!
If we kept going like that...
I'm not used to Kyoto.
I said to a passerby, "Excuse me, where is the taxi stop?"
"Then I'll show you," I said.
Yujida Eisaku and I kept going.
I have memories of going to the taxi stop.
That's a strange metaphor.
Oh, you were there!
I was there.
So...
It wasn't like a regular day trip.
It was like a dream come true.
It was like that.
After that, it became a regular day trip.
After a certain period of time...
Tsurube-san's head started popping out of his butt.
That's right!
We didn't think about it at the time.
That's right.
Sekine-san, please.
One of my juniors...
Rockotsumania...
The guy who was always rowing a boat...
One of them, Shukohajime...
He was invited to marry me.
All of us.
At first...
We were going to do it in a church.
So we went to a church.
Her face was all white.
I said "Why is she so white?" and I got angry.
It was funny and I couldn't laugh because it was a church.
It was funny and we were like this.
She's a talent, so I think we should put foundation on her.
It's a spring wedding.
But she forgot it on that day.
She borrowed her mother's foundation and put a lot of women's foundation on her.
That's why she looked like Suzuki Sonoko.
That's why she came out like that.
She became a heroine.
The video of "Shinpu" was played.
My mother said "Thank you" and letters were sent to my parents.
Udo had only met "Shinpu" once or twice.
"I know."
He said "hmm" in every comment.
"Mom, when I went against you or hit you, you accepted me, right?"
"Yes, I did."
"What's wrong with you?"
"I'm serious."
Amano laughed and said "Isn't it the second time you met your wife?"
Udo cries every time.
Recently, it's said that grooms cry at wedding ceremonies.
That's right.
It's said that grooms cry recently.
Young people think it's okay to be honest.
But old people say it's pathetic.
Because of different generations.
Do you cry?
I think I cry.
I'm like you, Udo.
I almost cry when I go to a heroine's wedding.
A daughter's letter is not good.
Especially after a daughter is born, a father's letter is not good.
Father, I feel sorry for you.
Audrey's sister got married last year.
She said she had a high blood pressure when she came out.
She said that.
She said she wasn't very friendly.
She said she didn't know what it meant, but she was surprised.
How long do you work?
It's about two to three hours.
It's been a long time.
Really?
I've been doing it for about four hours.
I've washed my face.
Do you also do your hair?
Yes, I do.
I don't want to see it!
What's wrong with you?
It's okay for a wife, but...
It's like a bride's classmate's song.
Samba of a storekeeper.
Standard.
Stop it!
I'm sorry.
We'll be happy, too.
You can't be happy!
It's like a grandmother dancing Nichibu.
It's like...
It's like an old man playing the piano alone.
What is he playing?
It's like a Turkish Koshinkan.
The atmosphere...
You have to listen to it.
Also, a wedding microphone is different from a professional one.
If you hold it up high, it breaks.
And my cousin, who is a professional singer,
said, "I'm singing!"
and his voice broke.
"We'll meet again someday!"
He always speaks loudly when he's out.
I don't think it's a good idea to be mean.
It's embarrassing for me.
I don't want to be mean even if we get married.
You can have a party with your friends.
You can have a meal with your family.
You don't have to say hello.
You don't have to make a cake and you don't have to be embarrassed.
Then you can do it in the blind.
With a new silhouette.
You don't have to show it at all.
Mr. Tamori was driven away by his father-in-law at the wedding.
He said, "Your speech is too long! Make it within two minutes!"
You did it in Nako, didn't you?
Yes, I did it in Nako.
There were dozens of people.
All of them came after me.
"Are you drunk?"
I drank dozens of drinks.
But I was completely drunk.
The first thing that came to my mind was that ordinary people say hello for a long time.
But for me, it was really short.
I said, "I'm glad you're doing well in school."
"Is that good enough for you?"
"No, it's not that bad."
"I have a speech coming up, but if you stand there for more than three minutes, I'll hit you."
"Go ahead," I said.
But everyone said, "Don't defend him."
"Don't defend him?"
But Tamo-san said...
"Napkin."
"Napkin!"
I got beaten up.
"Stop it!"
"You're in the entertainment industry."
"Next!"
"You're in the industry."
"Go ahead, stand there for three minutes!"
"Next!"
"Stop it!"
"Napkin!"
Then I started wanting to get beaten up.
I was busy.
"I'll hit you. I'll beat you up."
That's funny.
Wedding ceremonies are decided by Nakodo-san's greeting and the guests' greetings.
When I held my wedding ceremony, our chairman was gone for about two minutes.
Segine-kun left elementary school, middle school, high school, and went to college.
He was like this.
He was like a normal kid who went to college and ended up like this.
"It's over."
Danki-san was there.
Danki-san was there, too.
She was gone for about two or three minutes.
Then my wife's boss said, "Huh? The entertainment industry is so fast."
She took care of it and it ended shortly.
The next one was all short.
Even the spare people I had prepared were all gone.
The host's announcer said, "Since we don't have much time, could you do an impression of Shindo?"
He came to me and said, "Go ahead!" with a microphone.
At a wedding ceremony like Nagashima-san or Wajima-san, I did it for about 15 minutes.
I had the hardest time.
So, Mr. Tekinehitori, do you have any episodes?
I didn't go to the wedding ceremony in person, but when Shoji-kun and Mikiti got married...
Shoji-san and Mikiti's wedding ceremony drew a ridiculous red star!
That was...
My wife and I invited them, but they couldn't go because of work.
Around that day, my wife called me and said...
"I know you can't go, but I think you should at least send out a telegram."
"I'll send it out, but I'll send it out in a series of emails."
"In short, I'll send it out under the name 'Gekidan Hitori Oosawa'."
"Okay, I'll leave it to you."
"I'll think of the content myself."
"Leave it to me."
"Okay, I'll leave it to you."
The next day or so, I met up with the staff who attended the wedding ceremony.
They said, "The telegram you sent out yesterday was read out at the wedding ceremony."
I said, "Well, I guess."
"Huh?"
"What do you mean, 'guess'?"
But another staff member came in and said, "Well, I guess you didn't send out the telegram."
"Wait, what's going on?"
I said, "Your telegram was read out a lot."
"What's the content of it?"
"Well, Shoji-kun, you've really caught a big fish."
"I'm happy for you!"
I said, "Whoa!" and slipped.
"Huh? What's going on?" I asked.
"What about you, ma'am?"
"Well, you don't think about your wife, do you?"
"Oh, I see."
"I think about her most of the time."
So I went home and said, "Hey, you, sit here."
It was the first time I had a divorce crisis.
"Big fish?" "Why do you say that?"
I asked, and it was like a synopsis.
"Oh, I see."
But usually, it's just the two of them sitting around celebrating.
But out of all of them, it was the only one that made me happy.
I heard that there is such a thing as "teikei"
It's like a little joke like that
So there was such a thing
I thought it might be interesting
That's scary
Since then, I've been thinking about telegraphs
How old were you born, Sashiko?
I was born in '92.
'92!
'92! So you don't know about the bubble!
No, I wasn't born yet.
You were born after the bubble collapsed.
How old are you now?
I'm 18 years old now.
Oh, you're 18!
So you were born before the summer day, right?
In your class, right?
Yes, in my class.
You were born before.
Yes, 1993.
1993.
When you were 1 year old.
But you were nervous, after all.
Sashiko-chan!
I was really nervous and it was crazy.
How crazy was it?
Did you vomit?
No, I didn't.
I didn't vomit, but my hands were sweaty and I was sweating a lot.
Where?
What are you talking about?
"Where?"
Where are you from?
I'm from Oita.
Oita!
I'm from Oita.
I've been going back there until yesterday.
'92.
You've been going back to Oita until yesterday?
Yes.
My friends have been asking me for Tamori-san's autograph.
I've never seen Tamori-san's autograph before.
I don't have a chance to get it.
I see.
If you go to a mailbox, it's often written there.
Have you ever sent a mail?
If you get some advice from Akemori-chan...
She sent me a mail before the show and told me to have fun like Sashihara.
Have fun like Sashihara.
Last week, too, Akimoto-san said...
"Please take care of Sashihara from next week."
That's amazing!
I'm a senior, but I'm in 5th place.
You're a senior, but you're in 5th place, right?
That's obvious.
That's very common.
If you're in 5th place, you can't use "passiri" anymore, right?
No, you can't.
You can't use it.
Even though you're in 5th place, what are you talking about?
I'm a very reliable senior.
You're reliable, right?
Yes.
Do you get along with anyone?
Yes, I do.
I get along with my peers.
Who are your peers?
My peers are Kitahara Rie...
Miyazaki Miho...
Are you in the same generation as Pink Delin?
Are you serious?
1977, 1976.
Are you in the same generation as Pink Delin?
1975, 1975.
Then you are younger than Candice, right?
Candice is younger than me, but I don't think I'm older than her.
That's amazing.
Are you in the same generation as Julia?
I'm Buffalo Bulls.
There's nothing wrong with that!
Julia is also Buffalo Bulls.
Also, Nadagi Takeshi.
Fujiwara.
Also, everyone...
Are you in the same generation as Seiji?
Seiji! Seiji!
Seiji!
Are you in the same generation as Seiji?
I think I'm in the same generation as him about twice.