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Today's program will reveal the past of regular people with bad photos!
-Akimocchan, you can't post bad photos, right? -No, I can post them!
-You can't post real bad photos, right? -No, I can!
-No, you can't! -I said I can!
I won't announce the photos I didn't like back then!
-Where are you going?! -No, no, no!
-You're in the way! -Was that a bad photo?
-Was that a bad photo? -Everyone's bad photos...
-Today, we're going to have everyone bring their own photos! -No way!
-Why not? -No way!
-We brought our own photos! -Right?
-No way! -By the way, I prepared a few of my photos.
-So, please prepare them. -Really?
-Can we look at them now? -Yes.
-Really? -Yes.
-Octopus actor-san, not Octopus actor-san! -Octopus actor-san. -Octopus actor-san!
-Octopus actor-san! -Does he look cooler? -He looks cooler!
-Does he look cooler? -Does he look cooler? -Yes! -He's manly!
-He looks cooler! -Please don't say that.
Ota-san, the person who was holding the panel just now fell down!
-Is there someone behind you? -Sorry, sorry.
-Well then, let's go! -Let's go!
Zazaza no Zannen Bijuu and Ikebenkou deshou!
Everyone, please take your seats.
What are you talking about?
Nothing.
Only 1000 people are talking.
Now, in the world, there are people who are beautiful and handsome, but unfortunately some of them are unfortunate due to one of those factors.
What is it?
And today, we have an introducer as well.
Everyone, please decide how unfortunate you are.
Yes.
Hitohshi Hito Zazazo.
Back.
No, no.
About 48 people are doing like this.
Can you move only the lowest 'za'?
'Za'? 'Za'?
I can't. I can't.
It's a habit. I can't do it.
Everyone, please make your decision.
Hitohshi Hito Zazazo.
Hitohshi Hito Zazazo is 1000 yen.
The maximum is up to 'za' up to 'gojuu'.
So I will give you 5000 yen.
Oh, it's 50000 yen.
What is it?
It's unfortunate, but we will give you a souvenir.
What is it?
Now, let's go. The first introducer is...
What's with that attitude?
You have a character, don't you?
He's a good character.
Is your real name Shinpei?
Shinpei, where have you been?
I'm a cameraman.
A professional cameraman?
So you've become a cameraman?
You don't know me, do you?
Now, who would like to introduce their character?
She's beautiful, but she doesn't have a passport photo!
This is a common pattern.
Now, let's have them introduce themselves.
- Welcome. - Hello.
- Um, no, it's fine. - Hello.
- Hello. - Hello.
- What? - Just greeting, everyone.
- Why are you so disappointed? - No, no.
- Disappointed attitude. - Disappointed attitude.
- Your house is very close, isn't it?
You haven't even looked at your passport yet!
Then let's have you look at that unfortunate picture of you with your passport.
It's this one!
It's completely different!
Why did you take this picture?
I always drank alcohol.
I always drank alcohol at the entrance.
I was always fat.
It was the worst.
How many years did you have this passport?
It's been ten years.
What do you do for a living?
There's a drum here.
It's close!
What?
What are you doing?
What do you do for a living?
I'm a singer.
Why are you angry?
Shut up!
You're the most annoying person in Japan!
Ota-san said you're annoying!
That's amazing!
You're the most annoying person in Japan!
You're the cheapest woman in Japan!
Your job is to be the cheapest woman in Japan!
39 years old!
Wait a minute!
It's like you're paying for all the evil spirits around you!
We don't have an introducer this time.
We don't have an introducer.
I'll come out myself.
Who is it?
It's this person!
She's a model, but she's an AKB member.
What a shame!
It's not a shame at all!
I'm happy!
Now, let's bring her out!
Wow, amazing!
Hello!
Wow!
Ito Shioyoshi, 19 years old.
What kind of model are you?
I'm a model.
My big job is...
I played a role of a hunter in a TV show called "Running Away".
Wow!
You're not a model, are you?
I'm not a model!
You're a scary person!
I'm really scary!
Go away! Go away!
You're really scary!
Did you really do that?
You're fast.
What did you do for sports?
I played soccer and basketball and ballet.
Not only your legs, but you also look cool and you're a model.
I don't think I should say it.
I don't think you should say it.
But I think it's wrong for you to say you were a hunter.
Please take off your sunglasses.
Since you're an AKB fan, it's a shame.
What do you mean?
By the way, who do you like in AKB?
Mayui.
Mayui is not a shame!
You're exaggerating!
Mayui is not a shame!
It's a shame.
By the way, there's someone called Akimoto.
Who is he?
He's not a fan.
He's not a fan!
But I've shaken his hand once.
That's right! I've seen it!
You remember?
I remember!
You remember!
If you don't remember, raise your head!
I shook hands with Watanabe-san next to me.
I went to shake hands with Watanabe-san, but there were two people next to me, so I shook hands with them.
Shake hands?!
That's rude!
It was a pair!
When we went all over the country, we shook hands in pairs.
What did you remember? Do you have any impression left?
I remember your face!
You remember my face?!
You're lying! You're lying! You're lying!
This can't be happening!
Kokaido, why are you trying to make Akimoto into a zazana?
Why is Akimoto not good?
It's not that she's not good, but her eyebrows are cute.
She's quite a strong character.
The second one is the second one.
Ah, yes, second best.
Second best...
...is Takayanagi Akane-san.
I know, I know, I know!
She's not there anymore!
I understand.
She's not there anymore!
This time...
Most of Akimoto's points are negative, but congratulations on getting 20 zazaza points!
Ota-san also got 10 zazaza points.
Let's go on to the next person we'll introduce.
Please come in!
She's here again!
She's negative!
Hello!
Yes, Alicia comes out a lot.
She's such a shameless person!
Yes!
Is she your same friend who's single?
Yes, she's my single friend.
What a shame.
We can't introduce her again, right?
Yes!
Then, what kind of person is she?
Please!
He's handsome, but his voice is harsh!
Isn't it the opposite pattern?
The opposite is true.
Some people say that he looks handsome, but his voice is harsh.
That's right.
I understand.
Then, please come out!
- She's so cool! - She's so thin!
- Everyone, what do you think of her? - She's got a good vibe.
- She's thin, isn't she? - She's thin, she's thin.
- She looks like a koida. - A koida...
- Eh? - No, it's not a koida...
- It's a koida. - I'm jealous!
- It might be like that if it fell down there. - It's a cool voice.
- It's a voice, a voice. - It's a voice, but...
- Then, please tell us your name. - Saito Akinari.
- Cute! - Eh, cute?!
- Is this a natural voice? - Yes, it's a natural voice.
- Is it always like this? - That's right.
- When I was in elementary school, my voice was higher. - Is it natural?
- No, it's not a koida. - You're denying that?
- It's not a koida. - It's not? - Yes.
- Eh, you didn't change your voice? - No, I did, but...
- You did, but... - Before you did it, it was really loud.
- Mera. - Mera-san.
- Mera, Mera-san. - It's not Mera-san.
- It's Mera Gensho. - It's a laughing voice.
- It's like a woman's voice. - It's like a woman's voice.
- Then, when you sing, whose song do you sing? Do you sing as a female vocalist? - That's right.
- Yes. - Ayu-chan or Kuu-chan.
- When you're talking with your friends, you're thinking they're men, right? - Yes.
- If you listen carelessly... - Yes.
- But, is there anything you've gained or lost from this voice? - What I've gained is...
- I can sing my favorite song. I can sing low notes, too. - Can you sing low notes?
- I can sing high notes, but when I'm talking, I don't know...
- What is it? - Ah, I know!
- Then, Shino's bass is... - I won't say it! I won't say it!
- I won't say that Shino's bass is the best! - It's beautiful.
- How high is your bass? - Ah...
- It's high. - It's high!
- It's high! - It's high!
- You can do it! You can do it! - You can do it!
- But it's about that high. - It's high!
- You've lost something, right?
- You can sing it like a female vocalist.
- You can sing it like a cute character.
- Aren't you popular among girls? - I think I became a model with this voice.
- Really? - When I auditioned, the editor said, "What's wrong with you?"
- "What's wrong with you?" - That editor is crazy.
- This is your past when you were a model, right? - You worked hard.
- If you were a woman, you would like girls, right? - But it's not like that.
- You like girls? - I like girls.
- You like girls? - Yes.
- I see. But it's not that bad. - It's cute.
- It's late. - It's late.
- Do you like it late? - It's not bad.
- It's 25zaza. - I like it late.
- It's late. - It's like, "I like it late."
- It's a rare pattern. - That's all for today.
We got 39zazazas. Hasegawa-san, congratulations!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
- You're not a model. - You're not a model.
- You're not a model. - That's too bad.
That's all for today.
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- Shibuya! - Kogui-no-ketsuro Shinjuku 109!
We have decided, but we don't know the answer yet.
To answer these two questions,
100 of you and all of us, 109 of you, will make a conclusion.
- That's right. - I see.
- We don't have two people. - I'm looking forward to it.
- We don't have two people. - What are you going to do?
We have a guest!
Kamukau!
That "unfortunately beautiful" thing you did just now...
I haven't been able to show it off lately...
I've been doing it with this look.
"Natural gymnastics"
Oh, is that so?
It's really fun!
Do you like it?
Do you want to see it?
I do!
Oh, you do?
I'm sorry. Thank you.
Now, everyone, it's "natural gymnastics" time!
Let's do it energetically today, too!
"Natural"
"Natural gymnastics"
Put out your right foot and put out your left foot...
Can you walk?
"Natural gymnastics"
Bend your wrist in front of you several times...
When people get tired of being too close...
I'm fine!
Let's answer the questions together!
Here is the first question!
If you can only add one thing to curry in the future...
Pickled radish or pickled radish?
Let's start with the 9 contestants!
Please choose between A and B!
Huh?
Don't mess with me!
Why am I getting caught in this?!
You have a lot of personalities
Kaokao has...
- Rakkyo - Rakkyo, right?
Darii also likes Rakkyo
And of course, Rakkyo goes well with Taisen
What?
Why are you saying all of that?!
I want to see it!
What you eat with curry is...
Rakkyo!
I don't know!
Even if you eat it with Rakkyo, you can't do it!
You can't do it!
Why don't you two get along?
Say it! Say it!
Why are you being careful of me in the middle?!
Taro, do you eat it with Rakkyo?
Rakkyo...
Rakkyo is good, but...
There are a lot of curry dishes like Katsu Curry, right?
There are cases where Rakkyo doesn't go well
If you eat it with Fukujinzuke, it goes well
Rakkyo is Rakkyo, but you want to eat it individually, right?
There aren't many people who eat it with Fukujinzuke, right?
But there are people who eat Rakkyo with Rakkyo, right?
No, I don't know!
There aren't many!
That logic is weird!
There aren't many people who eat it with Rakkyo
I don't eat it with Rakkyo!
Why is Fukujinzuke not there?
I told you to draw a picture of curry!
I drew it!
It's cute!
Thank you!
It's cute!
The world is still in a rut!
Let's see the conclusion!
Switch A or B, please show us!
You can only eat one of the eight curries!
A or B?
B or Rakkyo?
It's a tie!
The conclusion is...
You can only eat one of the eight curries!
It's decided that you eat it with Fukujinzuke!
Why is it a tie?
It's not natural at all!
What is not natural?
You turned the people against you!
What is this?
You are depressed, aren't you?
Is my voice sweet?
No, it's not "shay"!
My teeth are sticking out.
Now, let's move on to the next topic.
The next topic is this!
There is an obi attached to a book, right?
That is...
A. Leave it.
B. Keep it.
First of all, let's ask the nine of us.
A, B, which one is it? Please divide it up.
Here you go!
Which one is it?
I don't know!
Which one is it?
I don't know!
That's your own opinion!
It's your own opinion!
You're lying! You're thinking of doing something!
I won't let you do it!
Do you throw it away?
It's in the way, isn't it?
You don't need it, do you?
You don't even need a cover, do you?
Do you ever cut yourself with a piece of paper?
You often wear a book cover, don't you?
That's right!
Then it's not this one!
You need it when you put a yatra in the front.
You don't need it afterwards.
You're right, it's in the way.
If you fold the cover neatly and fold it neatly,
I'll give you a discount.
There are people like that.
It's like putting a book cover and an obi together.
Is there a reason you don't use it?
I don't talk like you, Nakaoka-kun!
Please allow me to say this.
I'm asking you regularly!
But, yes, the nation's conclusion book has the title...
"Extradition"!
Special Project "Those Bad Photos of Me Back Then"!
Yes, this segment is a special project adopted from last week's "TV Random" segment.
We asked you all to bring photos of you that were so bad you wanted to reflect on yourself!
Eh, that's impossible!
We feel sorry for the photos of you that we thought were the worst, so we'll make up for it for you.
Oh!
And please take care of us, the two of you, as commentators.
You're not good at commenting!
You're not honest!
You only comment on topics!
I do comment properly.
Please don't comment on topics!
If you look at me like that, you won't know what I'm talking about.
Well then, let's start with this person.
Tanaka Yuji.
Where did you go, Tanaka?!
I'm here!
I'm the closest to you.
"Tanaka Tama Tama."
"Tama Tama" doesn't have two "Tama Tama"s, does it?
Shut up! It doesn't matter if you say the details!
"Kata Tama Tama."
Well then, let's take a look at this person.
I think I was around 20 or 19 or 20.
What's with this camera angle?
You're misunderstanding.
Like an idol.
I thought I was an idol.
I think I was an adult or a college student.
You were a smiley face back then.
I was a smiley face back then.
Who took this picture?
Huh?
Who took it?
You?
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me. It was a friend of mine.
I think it was when we all went to a park or something.
What do you call it?
Matches or Toshi-chan or Checkers.
It was when you admired those idols.
You're misunderstanding.
Who took this picture?
It's definitely an angle you think is cool.
It's definitely like that.
It is, isn't it?
It's like you're looking at it from a finger holder.
It's definitely a coincidence.
It's definitely like that.
You're a pervert.
You're looking at it from a finger holder.
Let's move on.
How is it?
What do you think?
Coca-Cola.
Please.
Let's take a look.
It's totally different.
My hair was longer than Nakaoka-kun's.
There was a time like this.
What is this?
The Okama era?
It's not the Okama era.
It was just a provocation.
It was about 5 years ago when I teamed up with Roch.
I wanted to do a double long hair.
Even if there was only one provocation pair, there wouldn't be two of them.
I said, "This is wrong."
So I did it as a provocation.
If it was a provocation for both of them,
when it came out on TV,
they told me to cut it because Chanoma would change channels.
To the staff.
So I cut it.
So I was in a good mood.
You were wearing a hat and all.
Like Miura Jun-san.
Something like that.
If you say it often, you sound like Goofy.
If you say it often...
It's true!
If you say it often, you sound like Goofy.
I don't know if you say it often or not.
Let's move on!
Boss-san!
You've been looking for a bad picture.
Which one is it? Can you see it?
This is a bad picture!
This is a picture of me when I was a bad dog.
When you were a dog?
What is this?
Personally, I like doing things like this.
This is not a job!
Personally!
In the end, this picture led me to go to a concert.
But I wasn't really looking for it.
I was like, "What am I doing?"
When I was looking for it and took it out, the kids came to see it.
The youngest, three-year-old girl saw it and said, "What is this?"
I said, "Is this you, dad?"
I said, "Your old picture."
She had a very complicated expression.
She said, "You were a dog in the past."
I was a dog's child.
Like an omen.
Because you are this dog's child.
How do you two look?
Are you embarrassed?
Your back is closed properly.
Blindfolded.
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Of course.
Now, let's take a look at what we have here.
Oh, a kibocha!
Did you have one back in the day?
Do you have one?
This is what you were talking about earlier, about 15kg.
When I was really fat back in the day.
When you were really fat back in the day.
Let's take a look.
Your legs! Your legs!
Your legs are amazing!
They are amazing now, but they were even more amazing.
No, no, they're all different.
They were really cool.
And I really admired Aya Sugimoto.
You admired Aya Sugimoto?!
15kg Aya Sugimoto?!
I admired her.
What part of her?
She wore a slit skirt on her school trip.
And she was burned up.
I wanted to look thin, so I burned up all over.
Is this where you stay up all night at the station?
No, it's really like that.
It's like a school trip.
Oh, it's like a school trip?
Yes.
You're amazing.
Your face is really big.
You're the exact opposite of Carrie Panepam.
That's right. It's embarrassing.
How was it for you?
It was cool.
Like a house girl.
Right?!
It was a little cheap.
The darkness around you was like a house girl.
It's like you're about to get beaten up.
It's like a cute grilled rice ball.
It's not a rice ball.
It's a cute grilled rice ball.
It's cute, right?
It's cute.
It's like a new menu at a bar.
A cute grilled rice ball.
What is it?
Let's move on.
Noggo.
I showed you another one.
You showed us one at the beginning.
Another one.
There's more?
This is a 22-year-old.
It's really a shame.
I've never seen anything like it.
This is a shame.
What is it?
This is a shame.
When I was 22, I didn't do anything for 3 months to 6 months.
I didn't do anything. I just laughed and worked.
I liked to run after people.
I went to a camp and ran after them in my car all by myself.
I shook hands with people, but I don't know if people like me feel uncomfortable, but I tend to be pulled back.
- You're attracted to people. - Yes, I'm attracted.
- You don't have any freshness in your eyes. - That's right.
Even at this time...
It's like an experiment.
Who took it?
It's a customer.
Someone you don't know.
You didn't ask for it.
You don't have a smile at all.
You don't look happy.
It was refreshing, wasn't it?
It was more refreshing than now.
It was more refreshing than now for everyone.
Not at all.
If this was a funky monkey baby CD, it wouldn't sell.
It looks like it.
CD jacket.
Let's move on.
Let's see.
It didn't sell.
It's not here.
Where is it?
When I was in high school,
I didn't have any friends.
I went on a trip thinking of memories.
I wanted to take a picture, but I was the only one there.
I wanted to leave a memory somehow,
so I took my sports bag.
It's sad!
It must have been after you killed yourself.
It's so sad I can't watch it.
I can't watch it.
I'm sure there's a ghost somewhere.
I'm here.
Where is this place?
It's nothing.
It's near Nagano's old Nakasendo.
It's something again.
There weren't any selfies or anything like that.
There's nothing to stand on.
But somehow...
I've seen another picture of this trip.
I took one selfie.
In the room.
I'm alone like this.
There's no peace at all.
What is this?
It's an umbrella.
You're traveling with an umbrella like this?
You're traveling again.
I bought it as a souvenir.
Please leave a comment.
Ota-san and Nakaoka-kun have become good friends.
I wanted to meet you back then.
So we've finished announcing the bad photos of the regulars.
Are you confident it's over?
If you have anything you want to say, please say it.
It's hard to say whether you want to be chosen or not.
It's like, "You've worked hard."
I want to be praised.
Then, I'll announce the bad photos king.
The bad photo I chose is...
Nakaoka!
Why did you choose Nakaoka-san?
This is a bad photo.
It's a bad photo.
If you look at his glasses, you can see that he's missing something.
- What are you taking? - His forehead is missing something.
- You didn't want to take a picture with a player, did you? - No, I wanted to take a picture with a player.
- You didn't want to take a picture with a player, did you? - No, I didn't want to take a picture with a player.
- You have a player, don't you? - I do have a player, but...
- If you support this guy, all the players will think you're doing a good job.
- And so, for Mr. Nakaoka, who was chosen for the worst picture, you will receive an extra bonus.
Let's call out and say it out loud!
Welcome to Yutomo Gugidan's All Out Challenge. Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
Huh? Volleyball! Volleyball!
Sliding! Sliding!
Huh? Singer? Huh? What?
What is that?!
Ah, "World's One and Only"! Smart! Smart!
Car? Driving? Huh?
Traffic jam! Traffic jam! Traffic jam!
Uh, construction! Construction! Construction! Construction!
That's a shame.
It was pretty good.
The rap was hard!
Eh, is Gussan graduating today?
Thank you very much!
It started in 2002.
That's a long time!
It started with Bakusho-san, Shibata Rie-san, Okusama-san and Hamako-san.
Hamako-san!
That's how it started. It's been 9 years.
Thank you very much!