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Today, Ms. O-L comes here in the afternoon and shouts loudly.
Akimocchan, you shouldn't shout loudly at this time of day.
No, I'm fine.
No, you shouldn't shout!
It's fine.
No, you shouldn't shout!
No, I'm fine!
Tamori-san's first reaction, isn't it? On today's "Iitomo" TV show, isn't it?
Why are you so calm? What are you doing?
You came here in the middle of the day and you're shouting "I'm angry!"
Oh my! Are you okay with this?
Are you okay with this?
Today, at 7.30 in the morning, you all gathered here.
You went to work and gathered here.
You said "I'm angry!"
You went to work one day in the morning.
You came here in the middle of the day and you're waiting like this.
Would you like to see it?
Oh! It's dark!
I don't like this atmosphere.
They're doing an e-mail.
It's fine if you don't eat.
You didn't gather as much as you wanted.
That's right.
Everyone, there's still time until the show starts.
You'll go back to the company afterwards, right?
That's right.
If your boss sees you like that, you'll get in trouble.
But if you say no, you'll be protected in private.
That's not allowed. How can you be a talent?
Let's end it there!
Let's go!
"Unfortunately, she's a beautiful woman."
This is a contest where people with great apartments and great talents
but unfortunately, they have some unfortunate aspects.
That's right.
So we've decided on a number.
Every time you press one of your buttons, you get one "zazaza"
"Za" "za" "za" "za"
The pace changes and you get a "zazaza" set.
I heard Ryoko Moriyama say that behind the scenes.
It's not that bad.
It's a luxury.
I want to see it.
That's great.
Let's go.
Our first presenter is...
Alicia!
Last time, right?
The day before last time.
Alicia!
It's Alicia!
What did you do last time?
Last time, I was too flashy and it was a shame.
Everyone around you is a shame.
A shame friend.
What kind of shame is it today?
She's beautiful, but she puts on too much makeup.
Like Yashiro Okichan.
You did it too much.
Yashiro Okichan.
That's a personal name.
Now, what is it like in reality?
Is it because you put on too much makeup?
Well...
She's beautiful.
She's beautiful, right?
If you put on makeup normally, she's very beautiful.
I see.
First of all...
First of all, this is a normal picture that everyone is looking at.
Wow, it's beautiful!
Is this without makeup?
No, she's wearing makeup.
She's wearing makeup.
But it's not that much, right?
This is natural makeup, right?
That's right.
But it's pretty dark.
It's pretty dark.
It's not CG!
She's beautiful.
But her face is beautiful.
She's beautiful, right?
Now, what happens when she puts on makeup?
It's like this.
Makeup?
It's not makeup!
It's not a different makeup, it's a fake one!
It's a festival, a festival!
Why is it this makeup?
To put it simply, it's a mix of subculture and gal culture.
Don't talk!
I'm sorry! Unfortunately, it's not makeup!
It's not just makeup!
Unfortunately, it's not just makeup!
The very existence itself is unfortunate!
That's not true!
This makeup is for work, right?
Yes, it's for a magazine shoot.
Are you a model?
Yes, I'm a reader model.
What magazine is it?
It's a magazine called Menzek.
Really?
It's on sale today, so please check it out at your first store!
So this makeup is for work, right?
Yes!
It's white!
Can you do it yourself?
Yes, I do all of the makeup myself.
It usually takes me about 30 minutes.
Wow!
Izo-san, you do makeup like that too, right?
It's not a subculture world, is it?
What is "mamba"?
"Mamba"?
White "mamba"?
Yes, it was popular about 10 years ago.
It's a black "mamba" and white version.
White "mamba" and white "mamba".
It's evolving.
White "mamba" and white "mamba".
Are you walking in Shibuya right now?
Right now, I'm the only one in Shibuya.
That's right.
You're in a hurry, aren't you?
It's white!
It's a shame that it's evolving.
No one is following you.
Your name is really hard.
Hitoku.
Hitoku Hijiri-san.
19 points! Congratulations!
Unfortunately.
Let's move on to the next presenter.
What do you do for a living?
I play soccer.
Soccer!
It's kind of like that.
It's kind of like that?
Yes.
What kind of man are we introducing today?
He's 20 years old, but his voice is too deep.
What does that mean?
It's okay if it's deep, right?
Isn't it okay if it's not deep?
Isn't it Shinichi Mori?
Isn't it Shinichi Mori's deep voice?
I don't know what you're talking about.
He's 20 years old, but he doesn't have a 20 year old voice?
Yes.
Let's bring him out!
So manly!
So cool!
Sugimoto Yuki!
Nice name!
Hello!
Talk a little more.
Hello!
You only say "hello"!
Since when do you have this voice?
I'm a sixth grader.
You're lying!
You're a sixth grader!
Let me introduce you.
Yuki Sugimoto!
Yes!
He's a sixth grader!
He's a first year graduate!
Yuki Sugimoto!
Yes!
He's a first year graduate!
Everyone is surprised!
But, on the contrary...
Have you ever lost something?
I've lost something...
That...
In middle school...
No, normally...
In Shinogane...
It's not Shino...
It's not Nagano...
It's not Nakao...
Come and twist my bag! My bag!
In middle school...
When I was writing...
"Are you a Buddhist?"
When you were announcing your work...
"Are you a Buddhist?" It wasn't like that.
Do you do sports?
Soccer.
What do you do when you play soccer?
Do you whistle?
I don't whistle at all.
Even if I give instructions...
I'm like, "Hey!"
Even if I say "pass, pass"...
I don't know where anyone is saying it.
You're quite popular, aren't you?
You're popular.
You're cool like this.
You can make it like that, right?
You like girls, don't you?
Karaoke and singing...
Karaoke is good, isn't it?
But most of them are like Frank Nagai.
Yes, yes.
It's a limited selection.
That's right.
It's over. It's a tie of 23 points!
Then, the next person we'll introduce is...
She's cute. It's Terada-san, isn't she?
Yes, that's right.
Which one is unfortunate?
Yes, that's right. I understand.
Let's have them appear first.
First, let's have "unfortunate person" appear.
How old is he?
He's young! 34 years old!
He's young!
That's right!
Now, this person is...
Wait a minute! It's not "unfortunate" at all!
It's not "unfortunate" at all!
It's not "unfortunate" at all! He looks like a child!
Now, please tell us the "unfortunate" point!
Actually, this person is an old man!
- Eh, Maki? - Maki.
- Maki! - Yes.
- Eh, what's your name? - My name is Maki and I'm a sales manager.
- Eh? - Eh? Wait a minute.
- First of all, you're Meiko, right? - Yes.
- Meiko-san... - That's right.
- Of course you were an old man when you first met, right? - Yes, I was An-chan.
- You were calling yourself An-chan? - Yes.
When did you become an old man and an old woman?
- Um... This year... - This year?!
- Eh? Recently? - Recently?!
- Um... I met you for the first time in 10 years. - And?
- And then... - You became an old woman.
- An old man became an old woman. - Oh my!
- Eh?! - That's right!
- Until you became an old woman, did you have any kind of personality? Until then.
- No, I'm already 13 years apart, so I don't have any memories at all. - I see.
- Ah, you didn't have any. - No, but you're a girl.
- You're cute! - No, you're just a normal cute girl.
- You're cute! - Eh, since when have you been like that?
- Um... Since I was about 20 years old, I've been like that as a girl. - I see.
- Recently, I've been telling my staff members that I'm a man.
- But... They don't really understand me...
- You're too shocking for anyone to understand!
- Unfortunately, no one understands you! - I'm surprised!
- Do you have a real person? - No, I don't.
- But recently... - A real person?
- Um... Can I ask you a question? - A real person?
- Yes. - Do you have a real person?
- Yes, I do. - Ah, really?
- Ah, is that so? - Yes, I do.
- Classmate? - Classmate?
- I don't do anything! - I don't know!
- You don't do anything! - I don't do anything!
- Ah, I see. - You're really like that.
- I don't know. - You're too shocking, right?
- I don't know. - You don't even have a house?
- Now, what about people who already like you? - That's a problem...
- It's troublesome... - Right?
- We don't know your other male staff members. - Right.
- If we ask you to marry us, what should we do? - What should we do?
- What do you say? - Well...
- I don't think so! - You should shave! - Shave?
- Shave? - We do have a barber shop. - You do? - Barber shop? - We don't see it at all.
- We're trending with Haruna and Newhouse. - Right.
- And boyfriends. - Yeah.
When you say that, it's like you're saying "it's popular, you should know about it", like you're saying it like you're a painful woman.
Both teams have only been able to win.
They have only been able to win.
Even if it's 10, it's still "zazaza" right?
Yes.
It's not like it's "zazaza".
It's not like it's "zazaza" right?
This time, we have confirmed the double "zazaza" with points.
Sugimoto and Yuuki-san, congratulations!
Congratulations!
Thank you.
Next week's "unfortunate beauty" announcement!
Yes. "zazaza" "unfortunate beauty" "unfortunate handsome man" contest.
Are there any "beauty" or "handsome man" around you who are a little unfortunate?
Unfortunate about your license plate picture? Unfortunate about your singing?
It doesn't matter.
If you wish to participate, please gather in front of the altar next Wednesday morning at 9am.
We'll be waiting for you!
She's amazing!
She really is!
Look at her!
She's amazing!
She really is!
"Baratte Ii Tomo" is brought to you by these sponsors.
We don't have any guests yet.
But you!
Let me explain the rules.
We will gather 109 people and come up with a conclusion.
What are you doing, Tomo?
Why are you pointing at me?
Our guest is a footballer!
I was wondering if you called me a simple and unfortunate person.
Even so, capybara.
That's not it!
It's human!
Even so, it's not a capybara.
It's excellent among capybaras.
It can speak properly.
It's a double-speed walk.
Let's think about it together.
Understood.
Fried chicken and lemon.
Do you need it or not?
Let's think about it together.
Let's think about it.
Five people.
I don't want it.
The taste will change.
The original taste of fried chicken...
What do you know, B-boy?
What is this?
B-boy, B-boy.
What do you know?
What are you doing with your jacket?
Thank you.
This is...
If you eat it as it is...
The taste of lemon will change.
Will it change?
The taste of lemon will change.
Will it change?
That's why I don't want it.
What do you know, B-boy?
No.
I've never come down the stairs like this.
Who is there?
Stop it.
I don't know.
You don't want it?
It's fried chicken.
You're eating karata.
You're ugly.
Let me talk!
Karata is disappearing.
I'm getting tired of it.
Do you want fried chicken or lemon?
I need lemon.
I need lemon and quince for fried chicken.
Lemon and quince are good for digestion.
You know quince, don't you?
I know it.
Lemon is good for you.
Let me think about it.
What do you mean?
Let me think about it.
Wait a minute.
Don't say it.
Do we need fried chicken with lemon?
No, we don't.
We don't need it.
Let's ask the audience.
A. Fried chicken with lemon.
A. We need it.
B. We don't need it.
Switch on!
And that's what happened!
It's the same, isn't it?
It's not the same at all!
First of all, it's the same!
The teams are different every time!
So you guys are always doing the same thing!
Are you in?
I'm in.
Which team were you in?
I was in this team.
I'm not in this team!
Isn't the host neutral?
It doesn't matter!
I'm also in and I'm 109th!
It doesn't matter if you're in or not!
You can't be neutral!
You can be neutral!
Why can't you be neutral?
What are you talking about?
He's really happy about it!
The next question is...
Which of the two of you eats ice cream?
A. Eats B. Doesn't eat
Please divide into teams!
It doesn't matter if you're in or not!
What should we do? What should we do?
It doesn't matter!
You won't eat it, will you?!
What's wrong with you?!
You're doing such a poor thing as an individual!
You shouldn't do it like that!
It's a waste of time!
The ice cream you two ate was the best!
It's not like that!
That's right, that's right!
The one I ate was the best!
Think about it the other way around!
What do you think about it the other way around?
Was the lid on the ice cream good or not?
There's no lid on the ice cream!
There isn't!
That's wrong!
I was over here too!
No, no, no!
That's not true!
It's too late!
What's wrong with you?!
Of course it is!
You won't eat it!
Why?
Because!
What are you going to do? Are you going to throw away the bowl?
That's right!
What a waste of time!
It's a waste of time!
Of course you'll throw it away!
Because it's a lid!
It's not ice cream!
That's right!
Even when you say goodbye, it's not ice cream but a lid!
What?!
You'll throw away the lid, right?
What?!
You'll throw away the lid, right?
It's not ice cream, it's a lid!
You'll throw away the lid, right?
It's a lid!
Even when you accidentally turn up the temperature and it's all on the lid, you won't eat it!
You won't eat it!
That's also not a lid!
It's not like that!
It's not like you'll eat it all!
What are you doing?
What do you think of this, everyone?
Is there a pattern like this?
Ice cream, ice cream with a lid!
A. Eat it!
B. Eat it!
Switch on!
So, the people have decided to eat ice cream with a lid!
We have a special guest! He came to Oel during lunch break and shouted "guchi" out loud!
In last week's program, Mr. Tamori's idea was adopted and we decided to actually do it!
He came to Oel during lunch break and shouted "guchi" out loud!
People in this area have been doing this for a long time!
So we asked Oel, who has a lot of dissatisfaction, to shout "guchi" out loud during lunch break!
You have the most dissatisfaction!
Can we do it?
How many people came? Let's see!
Has it increased?
Yes, it has!
It's increasing!
It's like a uniform!
It's scary!
You shout "guchi" out loud, but you have to do it warmly!
We have a guest who will shout "guchi" out loud with us!
This is "guchi" and "ia"!
Kadaoka Tsurutado-san!
"guchi" and "ia"!
"guchi" and "ia" don't exist!
Thank you for coming.
She's the first person.
She's been working in Tokyo for 10 years.
Her name is Asami-san, and she's 34 years old.
Asami-san!
"guchi" and "ia", go ahead!
The office's air conditioner is too strong!
You should've written it in your diary!
You shouldn't have told everyone!
I wanted to tell you!
But you didn't do it, so you got angry.
That's right.
Can you tell us more about it?
It would be nice if you could tell us more about it.
It's sad, but...
That's right.
Are you just going to say it?
Are you just going to say it and decide the target?
This project itself.
It's not about the project itself, but I was wondering what you were going to say.
Just say it.
What do you want me to say?
Just say it.
Just say it and decide the target.
That's right.
It's kind of dark.
Okay!
The next person is
Ms. Masako, who has been in business for 10 years.
Ms. Masako!
Please say it out loud!
I've been working hard for the past 10 years.
But...
I lost 10% of my salary.
Don't mess with me!
Your way of speaking is like a play!
I'm not used to it.
Your voice hasn't changed, has it?
No, it hasn't.
Only your voice has changed.
It must be hard for you to go back to work.
Where were you just now?
I was in the bathroom.
Bathroom in Altama?
That's a brave action.
Let's move on to the next person.
Next up is Kurumi-san, 26 years old and has been working as an apparel salesperson in Tokyo for 9 months.
Kurumi-chan!
Speak up!
There's a box of sweets in the office, but I ate too much and gained weight!
I gained 4kg in 9 months.
What kind of sweets do you eat?
Chocolate and...
That's cute.
Aren't you blessed?
Do you want to quit eating sweets?
I don't want you to quit.
The person before you worked for 40 years and gained 10%!
That's totally different!
The person before you has cold feet!
I don't approve of you!
She's been working hard for 15 years.
Please speak loudly.
Even though you're my boss, please don't call me "mother"!
I don't approve of you!
Do you call her "mother"?
Yes, when I was being nice to a young female employee, she called me "mother" at first, and then she called me "mother" forever.
Is she pretty?
She's pretty!
Mother, you're pretty!
She's a pretty mother!
She's a Japanese mother!
I don't like mothers!
What kind of mother?
She's not Atsuko Sakurai.
Who is she?
She's an actress.
She's playing Hidetorai.
She's not Atsuko Sakurai.
She's someone else.
She's playing Hidetorai.
That's all for now.
I want to know more!
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
We will decide which one is the best by ourselves and will let the audience decide.
The best TV show will be announced in next Wednesday's news.
The show we did today and the show we did earlier...
We still have a long way to go.
Last week's Kamui's "Anpanman".
I want to do a sequel.
We have to listen to the complaints of people who couldn't come out after all.
It will become a complaint.
I want to do a sequel too.
"Returns".
I want to release it in theaters.
Let's go that far.
In 3D.
Let's go in 3D.
First is "Nakaoka".
"Fish! Manager's Complaints Competition".
I see.
Next is manager's...
There seems to be a lot of manager-san-like things.
You are being nice to me.
As expected of you.
Does that mean "us"?
It can be "us" or "manager-san".
Last week, when this complaint competition was decided,
in the dressing room, manager-san said, "complain, you look like you're in a good mood".
It's accumulating.
It's accumulating, right?
I see.
How was it?
It was interesting.
Let's listen to the complaints of other talent-san.
Manager-san, right?
In the case of Tsutomu-san, it's "ototo-san".
That's right.
"doubo-san".
His complaints can also be heard by me.
Now, let's listen to the complaints of other talent-san.
"Tanaka Yuuri 1st Small Sports Day".
It's not a big sports day.
It's all on a small scale.
In a wide area, you can do "jintangui".
It's not for me.
You can do "running low jump".
"Wow, you're so cool, let's go lower".
It's not for me.
It's like a stress movement.
Like a 6m relay.
It's short.
You can do it in this area.
It's like a Morita Cup.
Let's move on, Ota-san.
The TV program is...
"Kanaka's high school classmate dies".
Why do I always die?
Everyone is working.
I had a lot of friends in high school.
Everyone was working.
I wanted them to gather.
I wanted them to complain about me.
Complaining doesn't matter.
I wanted them to complain about me.
Let's do a 6m relay.
My friends aren't small.
Big people aren't small.
Let's move on, Tamori-san.
The TV program you came up with is...
Forbidden "on the contrary, delicious" Z-class food.
Z-class?
Even if you say "z" or "b" or "c"...
In Z-class, everyone will say "what?"
But they'll say "it's delicious".
Actually, it's delicious.
It's not really bad.
For a moment, everyone will say...
"Isn't this too much?"
Our manager has planning ability.
Manager.
What do you like?
There's a lot of B-class food, so I want to go for Z.
It looks special.
Like potato chip tea pickle.
Sounds good!
What kind of relationship is this?
Self-management.
Coca-Cola TV show.
Here it is!
"Interested Coca-Cola Quiz".
Here it is!
Let's do it!
What does "interested" mean?
"Interested"!
"Interested"! You've all been waiting for this, haven't you?
"Interested" means you don't know, right?
"Interested Coca-Cola Quiz".
It's like a cult quiz that concerns me.
You're a cult yourself!
That's right!
What do I have here?
You don't have anything in here.
You're not interested in this at all, right?
That's right! You're not interested in this at all, so why don't you give me a quiz about me?
That's right! We're still talking about it!
We're still talking about it!
Let's go back to our guests!
See you tomorrow!
Catch this!
Let's go!
Until now, this is Ikebukuro in the West.
Oh, you're doing it now, right?
Yes, I'm doing it, so please come again.
What kind of contest is tomorrow?
Yes, tomorrow's theme is celebrities and same-sex allies.
Those who want to participate, please gather in front of the altar at 9:30.
See you tomorrow!
Good-bye!