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Today's program is this! Special elementary school students' summer homework vs. Tanaka!
It seems like Tanaka is already working on his homework, but...
Wait a minute! Those lined up like this...
Oh, I see! I see!
On last week's show, Tamori-san came up with this idea.
Special summer homework for elementary school students vs. Tanaka-san.
Tanaka-san is an elementary school student, after all.
Tanaka-san, who is currently active...
Currently active as an elementary school student.
This summer, there will be 30 children participating.
There are a lot of them!
I'm going to look at those 30 people's homework.
Children are not allowed to go out!
Except for here.
Except for here, it's okay.
It's a show that shouldn't be shown to children.
That's not true!
Show it proudly!
Don't show it during lunch!
Now, what kind of excitement will Tanaka-san bring?
Tanaka-san!
Special homework!
I told you to line up!
You're like a kid!
Listen to the class president!
Do your homework properly!
I'll do it! They're giving me a lot of things!
What kind of problem is it?
Like area or volume...
If you don't do it properly, you'll be held responsible!
It's not like that!
You should do it yourself!
I can't hear anything!
What?
Tanaka-san!
Not only do it, but also teach them!
So the kids can learn!
I'll do my best!
Today...
- Tanaka? - Yes?
Which one?
Is there anything you can't do?
It's going to be weird.
Line up with the next person.
I didn't think about learning or anything. I just did what my heart told me to do.
That's a lot of work.
It's tough.
I've never done it before.
It's tough.
Now, let's get started!
Yes, let's go!
Handsome employees, gather up! Iketen Paradise!
Congratulations!
Iketen Paradise is a song that comes out every week.
It's a song from this month until September.
Iketen Paradise means "Ike-ten" in Japanese.
The winner of this competition will receive three tickets.
Iketen Paradise is the only company that gives away three tickets.
Let's welcome the first guest.
How are you doing in Nagoya today?
Nagoya? I don't know.
What's going on?
I don't know.
Nagoya? I don't know.
I'm not surprised.
Are you Iketen's co-workers?
We're co-workers.
Let's welcome our first guest.
Iketen Paradise, come in!
Takemoto Yunosuke.
What do you do at work?
I spend a lot of time with customers.
I bring drinks to the store.
Do you get more orders because of that?
Yes, I do.
You get more orders because you want more drinks.
Call me Takemoto.
You don't look like him at all.
Please wait over there.
We will announce the results later.
Let's move on.
Introducers, please come in!
Takemoto-san!
She's cute!
She's cute, isn't she?
You're the second one, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You're the third one, aren't you?
She's cute, isn't she?
Is there anyone better than her?
What do you do?
She works at a restaurant in Yokohama.
She's a university student.
Which one is a restaurant or a bar?
Make it clear!
She works at a store called "Bench" in Yokohama.
What kind of store is this?
It's a restaurant bar.
Is it cool?
It's crazy cool.
Let's bring in Iketen-san!
You look like an actor.
Refreshing.
Cool.
Do you feel it yourself?
A little bit.
Do you feel it? Is it different from the audience's reaction?
It's not that different.
I see.
You can do it, can't you?
How is it?
What do you feel like in the store?
It's a secret for now.
What?
A secret?
Is it messy?
It's not messy. It's a refreshing store, isn't it?
It's over. Please go over there.
It's cool, isn't it?
Let's move on to the next person.
Please introduce yourself!
What kind of person is it?
Itabashi-kun.
You did a lot of things at the same time.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
She works at Itabashi's gasoline stand.
There are a lot of good men at Itabashi's.
I see.
Especially Tokumaru.
Tokumaru Takashi.
You're a healthy person, aren't you?
Yes.
Do you work together?
No, we're friends.
Oh, you're friends.
Do you know each other?
We're friends.
Please welcome Mr. Iketen, who works at a gasoline stand!
Mr. Itabashi.
Mr. Tanaka Itari.
You look like you're eating.
Do you usually do anything like that at the gasoline stand?
Like saying "that's cool" or something like that?
I go three or four times a week with a fan letter.
What?!
You go three or four times a week with a fan letter?!
What?!
Yes.
Don't get carried away!
You stink!
So you have a special skill.
I've been playing soccer for 13 years.
When I was in middle school, I participated in a national competition.
Wow, that's amazing.
Yes, lifting.
Even if you tell me "I'll score a goal here," it's heavy.
I'll kick it over there.
Would you like me to lift you up?
Yes, please!
Whoa!
He did it!
Better than Takeda!
Takeda is better!
Please wait over there!
Good! Gatsumi is getting excited!
Let's move on to our fourth contestant!
Introducers, please come forward!
I'm Kawasaki from Kadagawa Prefecture!
I'm Naoto from Samurai Champ Mizuoki Prefecture!
Samurai Champ!
A Okinawan restaurant!
A manzai-style restaurant!
Is this your uniform?
Yes, it is!
Is it a uniform?
It's nice!
It's cool!
Could you please introduce yourself, handsome man?
He works at an Okinawan restaurant. His name is Koikaokei!
Koikaokei!
He's from Okinawa!
Are you a man?
Yes, I'm a man!
There are a lot of Okinawans, but most of you are from Okinawa, right?
Yes, I'm from Okinawa!
You're from Okinawa, right?
You look like you're from Okinawa!
Well, I guess you could say that!
Let's begin!
Okinawa-style handsome man, please come forward!
Beautiful.
It's dark.
It's dark and light.
It's good.
The balance of dark and light.
Yes.
The nose is amazing.
Hello.
It's cool, isn't it?
Kinjo Takuma-san.
Yes.
You're 18 years old.
It's Kintaku.
It's not wrong.
You can shorten it.
Kinjo Takuma.
Have you ever been called Kintaku?
Sometimes.
Sometimes?
Sometimes it seems like it.
Do you usually do it in the bathroom?
Yes, in the hall.
Do you do it in the hall?
In the hall.
Everyone does it in the hall.
Do you get called like "ladies" or "customers" or "you're cool"?
Little by little.
Little by little, right?
Is she in?
Yes.
Is she in?
She's in.
Why are you shocked?
Kinjo-san, you have a special skill. What is it?
I can do a little acrobatic gymnastics.
Wow!
Can you do it at school?
Yes, I can.
I see.
Acrobatic gymnastics.
Wow!
You're going to be in it.
Team.
You're going to be in it.
You're in it.
What is it?
Wow!
What?
Wow!
The foundation is amazing, everyone!
The foundation is amazing!
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Welcome to "Ikiten Paradise" second half.
Introducers, please come in!
You're making me nervous!
When you come back from a trip, you'll bump into each other with a toast in the corner, right?
You'll bump into each other and scream "Ahh!" and you'll find out when you're tired, right?
Have you had that experience?
I have!
Of course you haven't!
What's your name?
I'm Taku, and I'm from Akua in Shibuya!
And you're?
I'm a hairdresser!
Who is this handsome man we've introduced to you?
He's a hairdresser who works in a salon in Akua!
Is he Irojiro-type handsome man?
Yes!
So he's a Johnny's-type handsome man?
He's not a Johnny's-type handsome man, but a Johnny's-type handsome man!
I understand!
Irojiro-type handsome man, please come in!
You look like Peace's Ayabe.
- Have you heard of him? - I see him about three times a day.
About three times a day.
- He's cute. - He's cool, isn't he?
What do you think? Not only customers but also middle-class people like him, don't you think?
He's very popular. Everyone calls him "Ayabe".
- Everyone calls him "Ayabe". - Everyone calls him "Ayabe".
I see.
Do you feel that yourself? That you're cool?
I'm cool.
- Are you shy around customers? - No, not really.
- But you have a lot of appointments, don't you? - Yes.
- When I come, I'm like "Isn't there a company?" - Right?
- You want to have a girlfriend, don't you? - Yes.
- Do you have a girlfriend? - No, I don't.
- I'm surprised you don't. - Yay!
- I'm happy if you don't have a girlfriend. - I see.
Please wait in your seat.
- She's coming out. - She's coming out.
She's coming out.
That's it!
- One more person. - One more person.
Let's go! One more person. Please come in!
- He's a stylist. - He's a stylist.
- Hello. - Hello.
- What do you do? - I'm a stylist now.
- You're good at your job. - You're good at it.
- Are you two a stylist? - Yes.
- Who will you introduce? - Yes.
- Shibuya, salon, freelance job. - Yes.
- He's cool. - What?
- He's a stylist. Isn't he cool? - He is.
- I see. - He's a stylist.
Can you show us?
- Shibuya, salon, freelance job. - Wild.
- He's a bit of a wild person. - A bit of a wild person.
I see. A bit of a wild person. Please come in!
What a handsome man you are!
Are you Wataru Suzuki?
You're wearing these glasses while you're working, right?
Yes, I am.
Who's looking at you wearing these glasses?
I'm wearing them in a dangerous place.
Do you need sunglasses there?
Do customers say you're handsome?
I don't go there every day, but...
Is it okay?
You want customers to call you by your name, right?
"Your kiss looks delicious."
What are you saying?
I don't care about "your kiss looks delicious."
Please come this way.
You're so high level!
That's all?
That's all!
We have one more group of MCs and MCs who will introduce you.
Please come in!
You're so stylish!
I'm Fudaka.
You're like Asale-chan when you grow up.
What do you do?
I work in a cafe.
You work in a cafe?
The handsome man you'll introduce is...
The handsome man who works in a cafe in Shin-Okubo, Hanyu.
I understand.
Are you ready?
Hanyu, please come in!
Please come in!
She's cute!
She's like a little girl.
John Fujii, right?
Have you been in Japan for a while?
It's been two years.
Two years?!
You speak very well!
How is it? Do people say you're cool?
Yes, since I came to Japan, people say I'm cooler than when I was in Korea.
Thank you!
I didn't think you'd come all the way here.
What kind of girls do you like?
Yes, there are a lot of girls.
Who do you like?
Is there anyone you like in AKB?
Of course!
Of course?!
"Of course" doesn't have a name yet.
We don't have a name yet.
Thank you!
That's all for the seven teams.
It's hard!
We've decided the champion for Wednesday.
We'll open the lids of the first and seventh teams.
Please go ahead!
Number 6, number 1, number 6, number 1...
Number 2...
Since number 6 was drunk...
Let's go with number 6, Shibuya-style beauty salon!
Number 1 has the same score.
If number 1 has the same score...
Tamori-san, please decide!
Then, number 1!
Then, Tamori-san, number 1!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Later, I'll go to a nice place and do something memorable.
That's it for "Ikéten Paradise"!
Yes, "Ikéten Paradise", the number 1 exclusive line for handsome clerks!
We're looking for handsome clerks in your shop!
If you'd like to join us, we'll meet up tomorrow morning at 9am.
For more information, please visit our homepage! We're waiting for you!
Huh? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Tanaka! Tanaka!
Oh! A marathon?
A break!
You're all lined up...
Oh, you're all lined up!
You're all lined up!
There's really people like that?
Is this even happening?
Hey, hey, hey! Shut up, shut up, shut up!
He's getting excited! He's getting excited!
You know, like...
Make a newspaper for the summer break!
You know, like this!
It's troublesome!
That's terrible!
It's too much!
You can't even write it yourself!
You can't even do it yourself!
This is...
You can't write it!
Your experience...
No, you have to do it.
No, I can't. I can't write a newspaper.
Just write something random.
No, I can't write something random.
I can write about myself.
I can write about today.
Aoi.
Why are you teaching today?
Excuse me.
There are some really difficult ones.
Elementary school?
For example, this is history.
Who are you?
Katsura Utamaru.
That's Sugita Genpaku.
Sugita Genpaku?
Genpaku.
Sugita Genpaku?
Genpaku, yes.
How do you know?
First of all, it's Tanaka-san!
You're not a lobbyist, you're weird!
This is Sugita...Tamoi-san!
Is this Sugita Genpaku?
That's Genpaku.
Sugita Genpaku?
Genpaku.
Akimoto Sugita Genpaku knows Sugita Genpaku?
What's this?
Who is this?
Isn't it Satomi Kotaro?
Satomi Kotaro?
New segment, nation's decision
That was really low.
It's easy to make the loudest voice and make it small.
But it's too small.
I'm curious about the comments.
Wait a minute.
So we'll decide who's the best.
I see.
There are 105 people and 9 of us.
109 people.
I see.
109 people.
Then we'll give the decision to the two teams.
The questionnaire is available on the show's homepage.
It's in this box.
Please pick one and we'll decide.
It's a nice yukata.
Thank you very much.
It's sexy.
Our next guest is...
AKB48's diva!
It's Sato and Kato.
That's not it!
I said it randomly.
Sato and Kato.
Would you like to pick two cards?
Yes!
Thank you!
Let's get started.
Let's start with Tamori-san.
Which two cards are you interested in?
Let's start with EOX.
EOX.
Is it this one or which one do you like?
This one?
This one!
I will announce it now.
It's number 3!
What?
What is it?
It's not a lottery.
What is it?
It's a contest.
I'm nervous.
Did you win something?
Which one is Kakipino's lead role?
Kakitapi?
Kakitapaneta peanuts.
This is difficult.
So, which is more interesting to you, kaki peanuts, peanuts or persimmon seeds?
Please think about it.
Peanuts!
Why?
It's not peanuts!
It depends on persimmon seeds, but I'm from Shiba Prefecture, so I'd like to recommend peanuts.
I'm from Saitama Prefecture, so I'd like to recommend persimmon seeds.
I think it's peanuts.
Peanuts with persimmon seeds.
From the number alone, there are overwhelmingly more persimmon seeds.
It's a double game, persimmon and persimmon seeds.
But in terms of quantity, persimmon and persimmon seeds in 7-3.
It's definitely persimmon and persimmon seeds.
But if you like peanuts, you'd buy peanuts, right?
But if you like persimmon seeds, you'd need persimmon seeds.
That's why I said I'd buy it.
That's why I'd definitely buy it.
I'd buy cashew nuts.
It's a double game.
So, if you think about which is more important, the potential of peanuts is amazing.
If you put it in chocolate or peanut butter, it won't be more important.
What are you talking about?
That's the kind of corner it is.
I've never heard of it before.
That's right.
So, regular customers prefer persimmon seeds in 6-3.
Now, we'll have the audience make a conclusion of 100 people.
Please press the switch.
You like it, don't you?
It doesn't matter if you like peanuts or not.
The main ingredients are persimmons and persimmon seeds.
Miyazawa-san, will you give us the next question?
After you rent a bathroom at a convenience store, you should buy something. It doesn't matter if you don't buy anything.
Here is the next theme.
When you rent a bathroom at a convenience store, you should buy something.
Convenience store...
Everyone, please split up.
If you buy something, it's A.
If you don't buy anything, it's B.
If you should buy something, it's A.
I'm kind of in a good mood.
Really?
It's not sweet.
What do you think?
It's a good thing for rich people.
You should buy it.
People who have money.
When you don't have money, you can't help it if you burn it.
But it's a little bit like candy in the fridge.
You have to buy it, but you do it.
10 yen or 20 yen doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
I've been working part-time at a convenience store all the time.
As a clerk.
Working part-time is quite troublesome.
I don't want to do it even for one thing.
So...
You're the worst.
I don't want to do it.
It's a job even for one product.
But it's like this in the workplace.
It's like a little kid and a big man.
That's why I got fired about four times.
Even if it's a toilet, you have to clean it, right?
If you think about a water tank, you can lend it to me.
It's comfortable.
It doesn't matter if it's a dam or not.
It's an etiquette, right?
It's an etiquette.
It's a story only for the manager.
I was divided into two divas this time.
No, it doesn't matter normally.
Then...
If you go home, a passerby will come in and take it.
That's right.
It's the same as this.
It's like "Please use it as you like."
That's right.
It's just a feeling, isn't it?
Because you're their parents.
You feel sorry for the product, don't you?
You feel sorry for the product.
You're buying it.
It's temporary news.
No, it's not.
It's over.
It's a time-out.
It's time, Rises.
No, it's not.
That's why it's better to have a regular taste of four to five.
How about the audience's opinion?
Please turn on the switch.
Who will ABE-san choose?
Okay.
Choose.
This program was brought to you by the following sponsors.
Which one is the best TV show? Please judge by the audience at the venue.
Jimmy from "Last".
I forgot.
I couldn't answer it well.
There's no way it'll end like that, Katsuyo!
Look at how many kids came!
"Look at how many!"
If we only do this part,
it'll be a problem if everyone else decides it on their own.
If we do it next week...
"Huh? It's my first time entering a studio today."
It's my first time.
So, did you do the title call?
Yes, we did it!
I have a really difficult one.
"How many times can a snail pull something that's multiple of its own weight?"
"Gothic, gothic."
"One, about ten times."
"Two, about fifty times."
"Three, about the same weight as you."
"Four, about two times."
"Five, about five times."
Wow!
Did you learn this at school?
I don't know.
Does it mean you have to think about it yourself?
I can't think of anything, so I'll just draw a snail for now!
I don't know!
Does anyone know?
I don't know!
I don't know, teacher!
I don't know!
Did you learn it?
Teacher, you know it and you're drawing it!
If you know it, please tell us later.
What does it mean?
Okay, then!
What do you do later?
Okay, then, Diva...
Yes!
Thank you!
Okay!
Let's go with today's theme!
The theme is this!
Ability!
That's a lot!
You're wearing a yukata again today.
That's a lot!
You're wearing a yukata.
That's a lot!
It's a coincidence!
That's a lot!
Okay!
Let's start with Tamori!
Let's go!
Tamori's TV program is this!
Ability!
Super-huge snail!
What kind of VS is this?
Do you think we can eat a giant snail during the show?
Can you eat it all?
VS...
It depends on how big it is.
I don't like VS.
It's a common body.
It can't eat it all.
I can see it now.
At first, I thought it was Tanaka-san's snail.
Yes.
It's a normal actor.
I can see it now.
Will you cut it off?
During the show, it might be cut off.
It might go in and eat from the inside.
Poor thing.
I want to eat it.
Let's look at Kokado.
Kokado's TV series is...
"All of them wear yukata, but only one wears a swimsuit."
What is it?
Everyone is wearing yukata like this.
We want to wear yukata, too.
It's nostalgic.
But we can't help it if we wear it.
So only one of us wears a swimsuit.
Who wants it?
If you ask me who wants it, it's Akimoto-san.
Akimoto-chan, can you wear a swimsuit?
Yes, I can.
You can?
Why?
It's okay.
I'll do it for you.
I want it the most.
Akimoto-chan...
I don't want anything.
Next is Nakaoka.
I don't want it in front of the audience.
Let's look at Nakaoka.
"Ability - Having fun with everyone while listening to music."
What is it?
I started playing saxophone.
I can play saxophone and guitar in the opening song.
I can play trumpet.
I'm nervous, but can you play the flute for me?
Why?
Tamori-san, you can play it too.
I can play it too.
Everyone can play an instrument, and if you can't, you can sing it with your hands and feet.
That's middle and upper class.
I'm middle and upper class.
Then I'll eat shaved ice.
Young man, I'll wear a swimsuit.
Boomerang, boomerang...
For acting, right?
For acting.
I don't want to say that, boomerang.
For acting, it might be good.
We're really bad at this.
This is our secret weapon.
If we say so...
We'll all become ghosts.
The important thing is that we want to do special make-up.
I see.
I think it's good in the beginning...
But we'll do it half-heartedly.
If we're ghosts, we'll do normal make-up.
If we're ghosts, we can do it without make-up.
Why?
Okay, next one.
We'll open it from Osaka.
This is our secret weapon.
Ability "ghost special school staircase".
This staircase...
It's a normal staircase.
It won't go up, will it?
This staircase...
A normal staircase in school...
In school staircases, a lot of things happen, right?
That's true.
Like rock-paper-scissors, one, two, three...
Yes.
We'll talk about that separately.
It's not very interesting.
It's exciting.
It's just a staircase episode.
Okay, we'll open the next secret weapon.
Everyone, listen up!
Yortaikou Mortar Cup 2011!
In the middle of summer, when you want to fire up a balloon firework, please take out all the balloons in this basket.
Yes!
How many seconds will it take?
11.6 seconds.
Alright!
We can do it!
Let's do it!
Ready...
Start!
Diva!
Are you auditioning for new members?
Yes, we are auditioning for new members.
Will you increase the number of Diva?
Yes, we will!
Wow!
Yes, we are very pleased!
Thank you for your cooperation!