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Cocado Lai...
Cocado Daioh!
Which one do you like more?
Do you like it?
I love it!
I'm so happy, I can't hold back!
I'm laughing and saying it, but you did it!
It looks like you're tired of Haneda.
You're coming from Haneda?
I'm coming from Haneda by boat, but I don't know if I'll make it.
You're coming by charter.
What will happen?
Where is this nation and kingdom anyway?
It must be somewhere in the world.
The winner is "Zazaza no Zannen Bijinkon"!
Ota-san, Ota-san, you're going to fall.
I'm sorry.
Everyone, please take your seats.
I can't get in!
No, you won't turn!
It's okay if you slip and fall.
It's the first time for someone to put so much pressure on the stage.
Wow!
You came out like this and fell right here.
I'm sorry.
Now, there are many beautiful people in the world, but there are also some unfortunate beautiful people.
It's a contest to see how unfortunate they are.
Now, let's get started.
"Za"
That's right.
Everyone, this is "Za"
"Ichi Zazaza"
"Za"
She's pretty.
She is an ordinary person.
What is your relationship with her?
We are both colleagues.
What kind of colleagues?
We are colleagues of restaurants.
What kind of beauty is she?
Unfortunately, her license photo is beautiful.
It was released last week.
"Za" "Za" "Za"
"Tamor" "Za" "Tamor" "Za"
It's not moving!
It's not in there, is it?
"Uso" "Za" "Za" "Za"
"Tamor" "Za" "Za" "Za"
"Za" "Tamor" "Za" "Za" "Za"
It's moving!
"Za" "Za" "Za" Stop it!
Let's have "Zannen Bijin" come on up!
Please come up!
She's like an anime voice actress, isn't she?
What's wrong with you guys?!
What are you doing?
What are you participating in?
Takagi Marie-san, 24 years old.
You and Makabatsu-san work together at a restaurant, don't you?
Yes, that's right.
That's amazing!
This restaurant...
What kind of restaurant is it?
Oppa Pub.
It's a beer garden.
Beer garden?
Do you have a chessboard or something like that?
Yes.
That's great.
That's good.
Do you want to go to a clubhouse next time?
Not a clubhouse...
This person isn't from this company.
Then, let's take a look at her unfortunate eyes.
It's like this!
Oh my, oh my...
It's become a little funny.
It's a little...
Ah, but...
The glasses...
The glasses are pretty!
The glasses look good on you.
But it looks like you're doing some online fraud or something like that.
Online fraud?
But it's like intellectual fraud.
Online fraud?
Intellectual fraud.
It's not an online fraud.
I knew it!
So you need glasses, right?
That's right.
When you're driving, right?
Ah, I'm wearing contacts.
You're wearing contacts.
But why are you wearing glasses?
Well, at this time...
During the update...
Yes.
I thought I wouldn't be able to take pictures during the update.
I thought I'd be stamped with my original driver's license during the update.
Ah, I see.
So I went...
I went and learned about taking pictures.
Was it your first update?
Yes, that's right.
You take pictures every time, don't you?
It was a little messy, so I tried to make it look fashionable...
Yes.
I put my hair up on one side and put it together a little.
You made it messy and put it up on one side.
But you have to change the messiness around here, right?
Yes.
If the messiness doubles...
That's right.
I understand.
And with that...
You won 17,000 yen!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Next, please welcome our presenters!
Akio Watanabe-san.
What is your relationship with Goni?
She is my friend who is a reader model.
So Goni is a reader model?
Yes, that's right.
Please show us.
She is a beautiful reader model, but unfortunately her license plate picture is beautiful.
Now, please show us!
That's enough.
Go-san.
Yes.
How long have you been modeling for a company?
Cosmetics and make-up.
Do you speak Japanese?
How long have you been modeling for a company?
How many years?
About two years.
Of course you have your face and make-up on.
That's right.
Let's see how unfortunate it is for this beautiful Go-san to be a lawyer!
You've gotten a little older.
Huh?
You've gotten older.
You've gotten older, haven't you?
You've gotten older.
Please take a closer look.
You've lost a lot of weight.
Why did you take this kind of picture?
I was a little over 10kg at the time.
And I put on too much make-up.
You put on too much make-up?
You put on too much make-up.
It's like a bottom.
The area in front of you is really wide.
Isn't this a little funny?
A picture of a lawyer is a little funny, isn't it?
It's over.
32 votes!
Let's move on.
Next presenter, please!
Ishikura Oreko-san, 20 years old.
Ishikura-san!
What's your relationship with her?
I'm Ishikura-san's part-time job.
What's your job?
It's an izakaya.
What kind of beautiful woman is she? Please show us!
She has a special skill of being a beautiful woman.
I could only see her legs.
Her timing was good.
Of course, you have to shake the curtain.
You have to increase your number of people.
I'll increase my number of people.
Next, a special skill of being a beautiful woman. Please show us!
It's the same thing all the time.
Kataoka Midori-san, right?
Yes, I'm Kataoka.
What kind of special skill do you have?
I got dumped by my boyfriend because of this special skill.
What?
Wait a minute.
You got dumped?
Should we do it after you ask us something?
Can you show us now?
Yes.
Kataoka Midori-san, you got dumped by your boyfriend because of this special skill.
Please show us!
What are you doing? Are you okay?
This is good!
What are you doing?
What is this?
There's no one who does it like this.
Normally, you do it more flashy like this.
But you only move your belly like this.
She's 20 years old and she did her best to do it at home.
But when customers saw it, they were like "oh my god".
Why did you want to do this in the first place?
When I went to go-con with my friends,
I thought "I don't have a boyfriend".
So I grabbed a can of macchi and said "ohashoi" and did it.
This is good!
This is really good!
What do you mean "ohashoi"?
I was trying to liven up the atmosphere.
You should join Ayaman Japan.
That's right. It's Ayaman Japan.
That's amazing.
But your boyfriend saw it and ran away?
Yes, my boyfriend forgot to turn it off and went to go-con with his friends.
When he came back, he looked at me and said "what do you mean 'ohashoi'?"
"What do you mean 'ohashoi'?"
"You came back carrying a 'ohashoi', didn't you? Congratulations for being born in 1941!"
Let's introduce our guests.
Hello.
Okubo Noride-san, 44 years old.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a company employee.
Company employee.
What kind of relationship do you have with Okubo-san?
We are friends.
Friends.
What kind of beautiful woman is she?
Her husband is unfortunate.
What kind of beautiful woman is she?
What do you mean?
She is beautiful, but her husband is unfortunate?
That's right.
So you are here as a couple?
That's right.
I understand.
Let's see how unfortunate her husband is.
Please come in!
Yoshida Miwa!
Yoshida Miwa?
A beautiful, mature woman.
What's unfortunate about being a woman?
If you could look me in the eye, you'd know.
What? What?
Do you think so too, Miwa-san?
A little.
Let's have her appear, please!
What? What?
What's unfortunate about being a woman?
What are you?
Leave your bag behind!
I didn't bring my bag!
I don't know you.
Yoshida Miwa,
your job is one of the low-class people.
That's not true.
I'm hungry!
Um...
You say "wasshoi" and hang up!
I want you to say "wasshoi".
It's "wasshoi bara", right?
Yes, it's "wasshoi bara".
"Wasshoi bara"!
Wow!
What do you do, chef?
Um... I'm a chef in Cuba.
Chef!
What kind of restaurant is it?
I'm a chef in Cuba.
In Cuba?!
Yes.
Chef in Cuba?!
Yes.
Do you usually come to Cuba?
Yes, I'm temporarily returning.
Temporarily returning...
Then, which country do you usually come to?
Italy in Cuba.
Yes, Italy in Cuba.
It's a busy country.
Is there anything bad about it?
It's nice, isn't it?
Unfortunately...
It's true that you have a big belly.
It's unfortunate...
There are many things you can enjoy, both above and below.
Yes.
There are many parts.
You're the type who has a big belly.
My belly is showing.
Your belly is showing.
Your belly is showing!
How do you feel about being told you have a big belly, Minetomo-san?
Minetomo-san!
That's right. The only flaw of her is that she married me.
- That's right! - That's right!
But it's 33.41! Congratulations!
Now, let's move on to the 5th question.
Now, we've already decided on the number.
This time, unfortunatelybeauty-san got 41. Congratulations!
Congratulations!
- So, 41.41 is the winner of all questions! - Yes!
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"Surprise! Shopping street!"
What's that? I've never heard of it.
It's similar to hurricanes these days.
"You can't get away with anything"
"Even you don't know"
Let's ask an expert.
Here's the theme.
"Human's Kadara"
Teacher, Takayoshi Yoshida.
He's been on "Toudai" four times.
A genius!
I love studying.
Let me introduce our guest.
AKB48's Tomomi Itano.
What are you doing?
And so, the joint adventure...
The red wings...
We're not going to stick them in one by one, right?
That's not it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
You know, I've been telling you behind your back, but you're not listening.
We're listening.
First up is Kojikarado-san.
Who is it?
Kojikarado-san.
Kojikarado.
It's you.
No, I don't know.
What's Kojikarado?
It's "kokado".
It's not "ka-chikara" but "chikara".
"kokado".
"Chikara".
That was a crazy idea.
"Katakana" started with "chikara".
"Kandai" started with "chikara".
"Kojikarado".
"Kokado" started with "chikara".
"Kojikarado".
That was a good one.
Do you want to see the question?
I do!
I want to see it!
Show me the corner.
Okay, show me and you'll die.
This is an old one.
It's old.
Question.
"Konaien" is "itai".
It's not "itai".
It's "shita".
"shita" is "problem".
"fue" is "blowing out".
It's "seirudai".
It's not a "problem".
It's "futatsu" (stubbornness)
"Konaien" is not a "yakinikuya".
It's not "konaien".
Do you know why "konaien" is possible?
Ah, you don't know.
I know this one.
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
"Konaien" is really possible.
Is it possible?
It's really possible.
Do you know the reason?
No, I don't know the reason.
- But then... - What's IDEN? - IDEN too. - IDEN, weak NEPTUNE, vitamin deficiency. - Vitamin deficiency is very common, isn't it?
- Yes. - NEPTUNE doesn't exist. - NEPTUNE. - NEPTUNE... - Then, Konan Yen. - So... - What is NEPTUNE? - But Da... [(da means "under")
- What is NEPTUNE? - What is NEPTUNE? - NEPTUNE is... - What is NEPTUNE? - You don't know about NEPTUNE? - You don't know about NEPTUNE? - NEPTUNE festival. - NEPTUNE festival. - UNCLE and NANA and NINYOUNG are holding A long electric shock.
Have you seen it before?
Yes, I have.
So you don't know it?
No, I don't know it.
Then, Nebuta?
I don't know it.
Nebuta, you don't know it?
I don't know it.
Then, can you say "I don't know it"?
Can you say it?
I don't know it.
You don't know it?
I think you know it.
I don't know it.
But Nakao, you should know it.
You know it well.
I don't know it.
Have you ever eaten 12 pieces of meat at once?
Really?
Really.
I can't eat it.
If you know it, you will be irritated.
You will be irritated.
I don't know it!
You are fast.
Why?
I believed you.
The teacher said "ah".
What?
There are so many people with cirrhosis all over the world, but for some reason we don't know.
But there are medicines, right?
Yes, there are. For example, as I said earlier, vitamin B2 or vitamin B6 and iron may be deficient.
But if you actually look up people with it, there are a lot of people who are not deficient.
So it's not a fundamental cause.
I think a lot of people think that cirrhosis is an infection of the wound in the mouth.
Is it different?
The mouth is full of cirrhosis and there are a lot of wounds.
But since there is an immunity record, not everyone gets cirrhosis.
So Nakahara's mouth is full of cirrhosis?
No, don't say that.
So people with a lot of cirrhosis tend to get it.
I see.
But you don't know the immunity record, do you?
I don't know.
Tomomitchen!
Do you know, Tomomi?
It's like you're having a problem with your parents.
You're all disgusting.
Do you know how to play?
Let's see. Here it is.
Tomomi-chan,
do you know why your ears are in a complicated shape?
So far, the broadcast has been provided by the sponsors you see.
Well, well, what do you think?
The shape of the ears is really...
Complicated.
It's complicated.
The shape of the ears.
What does it mean?
It's a complicated shape.
Shape, yes.
The fact that there is a shape like this in itself has a meaning.
But why is it such a complicated shape?
Why?
Do you know why?
What is it?
Do you know why?
Let's discuss it.
Let's discuss it with us.
Huh?
Why?
Why can't it go in?
Huh?
Yes, right?
Also, look.
Do you know?
You have to collect sound.
That's all you can do, right?
That's right.
That's all you can do.
If you collect sound, you get this.
But it's only human ears, right?
If you think about it.
Yes.
How about that?
Dogs and cats don't have ears like this.
They don't.
Doesn't water come in?
Water doesn't come in.
That's right.
Huh?
That's right.
Water?
Water does come in like this.
No, but like this...
Like a toaster.
You're kind of grumbling today.
What is it?
Why are you talking like that?
Tomochi.
You always say funny things starting with "N", don't you?
"You always say funny things starting with "N", don't you?"
You always say funny things starting with "N", don't you?
What am I saying?
Don't talk too much!
Don't say things up to "Sensui".
But do you know it?
Which one is it?
You don't know it?
You don't know it.
It doesn't seem like you know it.
I think you know it.
I know it.
Let's check it out. Which one?
Okay, you don't know it!
You're trying to beat it without any motivation.
You have quite a manly style.
I don't know what it is, but I like it.
This is used to know where the sound comes from.
The sound hits the earlobe and reflects in a complicated way.
Then a subtle difference appears in the sound.
You can tell which sound comes from which difference.
Cats and dogs know in this direction.
Humans can't do it, so this mechanism is used instead.
If you actually use something like clay to hide the earlobe, you won't know which sound comes from above or below.
What about rabbits?
Rabbits also know in this direction.
Horses?
Horses know in this direction too.
You can't tell if it's clay or not.
You can tell if it's right or left.
There are left and right ears.
You can't tell if it's up or down.
Next Wednesday Wednesday evening ITOMO TV fans think about it!
ITOMO TV fans think about it!
ITOMO TV fans think about it! ITOMO TV fans think about it!
ITOMO TV fans think about it!
Today, Akimoto, who said she wanted to draw, is joining us.
You haven't done it before?
No, it's my first time.
It's difficult.
Why are you suddenly like a senior?
Ask me anything!
Right, director?
You're not a director, right?
Please join ITOMO TV and think about it.
Today's theme is...
"Does a wife have a right?"
Is it something a wife can eat?
Yes.
First, TAMO.
TAMO's TV show is...
"Does a wife have a right?" by Akimoto and Abe Gagaka.
That's great!
Lady Gaga!
Abe-san!
Abe-man!
Abe-man Japan!
It's like Lady Gaga, right?
Yes, yes.
Don't be a Gaga, Abe-chan!
Abe-san goes pretty far, doesn't he?
He goes pretty far, doesn't he?
He can go.
I like Lady Gaga and I like Abe-san.
You like Gaga and you like Abe.
Abe-gaga!
It's like Abe-gaga.
It sounds interesting.
Amazing!
This is good.
Let's move on to Nakaoka.
Nakaoka's TV show is...
"Does a wife have a right?" by ITOMO TV and ITOMO TV.
What's that?
ITOMO TV and ITOMO TV.
These members don't have much of a "right" to them.
What are you talking about?
Including me and Rochi, we don't have any "right" to us.
We don't have any "right" to us.
I'm "right", I'm "right".
You're cute.
We don't force you to do it.
But Fujimori is also forcing you to do it.
He's forcing you to do it.
I'm not forcing you to do it.
It's just a light force.
I want to see it.
You want to see it, right?
Tomajin says he wants to see it!
Your hands are too rough!
Do you want to see it, Tomajin?!
Yes, I really wanted you to do it.
Yes, here it is!
"Wife, go! Nakaoka Kabuki Theater!"
Thank you!
To be honest, I was in this position, but...
To be honest, I've always wanted to see it!
I've always wanted to see it!
I've always wanted to see it, but...
This is something you can't do even if you draw it three times.
That's right.
And this time, you gave up and said, "No, I can't draw it."
You said, "I want to draw it," and then you drew it.
That's right.
You want to see it, don't you?
I want to see it!
Even if I can't draw it, I'll do it next week!
You'll do it?
You've done it before, haven't you?
I want to see it!
You want to see it?!
Yes, I want to see it!
She says she wants to see it!
She's doing it for you!
She says she wants to see it.
Then, should we do it all over again?
Oh, you're going to draw it today?
Even if you can't draw it, you'll do it?
Yes, we'll do it.
Then, let's move on to the goods.
The goods are here!
It's this time of year.
One thing for you, ma'am.
A ghost picture again today.
A ghost picture?
A ghost picture.
It's not a ghost picture, it's a ghost picture.
A ghost picture of what?
I'd like you to take a rare example.
Oh, that's nice.
You make it yourself, don't you?
Oh, like a rubber band?
Yes, like you're picking up a toilet seat or something like that.
That's funny!
Like you're carrying a small pencil or something like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
You can just make it up.
It's a rare example of a picture.
So it's not scary, it's fun?
It's fun!
But you can't really say, "Actually, I couldn't take it when I took it."
You don't have to go that far.
Maybe you can say, "This is where I live."
Like Junji Inagawa.
Junji Inagawa.
Yes, yes, yes.
A little man with a katatama getting drunk.
It's me!
Junji Inagawa, you're rude!
Why do you hate me so much?
Junji Inagawa.
Now, let's move on to the goods.
The goods are here!
Ma'am, look! It's "Mino Monta's Life".
Ma'am, are you happy or sad?
We're looking back on Mino Monta's life.
It's true that we're not doing it now.
Will Mino-san come back?
If Mino-san comes back, it will be a big incident.
It will be the strongest.
But if he comes back, it will be a big problem.
We're looking back on Mino-san's life.
I see.
What about you, Tomochi?
Sayaka's...
Kabuki Makeup.
Is it decided?
Do you really want to see Kabuki Makeup like that?
Because, Tomochi isn't coming back next week.
If he comes back, we'll watch it on TV.
We'll watch it on TV.
Mino-san won't be there, right?
Most of us won't be there.
Most of you won't be there?
Most of us won't be there.
We'll do it first.
It's decided.
We'll do it first.
And...
Let's watch it on TV next Wednesday.
Are you ready?
Switch on!
We have a customer from overseas.
Could it be...
Coca-Cola?
It sounds like Coca-Cola.
Coca-Cola.
He can speak! He can speak!
It sounds like he can speak.
It sounded a little like Japanese.
I don't know what you're saying.
What's wrong?
Can you speak Japanese?
Japanese is...
Daigo said it.
Daigo is short.
Maybe it's because of your words.
It's not like that.
He was thinking about many things.