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I don't know how to stand in such a place, and I'm really nervous!
Thank you so much for being in the back!
Let's start with AKB48's Akimoto Sae!
AKB election general election will be held on Thursday.
We will be waiting for it, but we promise you that we will look forward to tomorrow's results and take them seriously,
and that we will continue to deliver our gratitude and best performance in the future!
Akimoto-chan, you did a good job!
You were a little nervous, weren't you?
But a lot of people came together and it was exciting, wasn't it?
Don't you think you'll be number one tomorrow?
No matter what I do, I won't be number one!
I'm telling you now!
You're gonna be number one, Akimo-chan?!
I'm gonna be number 36 or something!
You're not number one!
You're still voting?
Until today, right?
Until 15 o'clock.
Let's go then.
My mother used to mix it too.
There were a lot of people, right?
It was fun.
It's a good thing you're wearing a tempera rose when you wear a microphone.
This is a election speech. Why are you getting fat?
It's a different segment.
It's a different segment?
It's different.
Akio-chan, you've gotten fat.
Anyway, it's 5-0-8-6-6.
It doesn't have much to do with this segment.
Let's go then.
Let's go.
Tamura-san's brain is full of ideas!
Everyone, please get ready and raise your hands, please.
I'd like you to guess Tamori-san's brain, which you don't know much about.
And I'd like you to check how much you love and know about Tamori-san.
That's the kind of quiz corner it is.
Now, if you guessed Tamori-san's brain perfectly, you'll get this.
She's really good at making these.
The balance of the sunglasses is weird.
This is a little like Tamori-san.
It's not like you today.
It was more like you today.
Everyone, I won't say the basics, but it was more like you today.
It's like you today.
What is this? Where is it? I'm curious about it.
The background.
White sesame. Wasabi and...
Wasabi-tobikko!
Wasabi-tobikko?
What is this? Wasabi-tobikko?
Wasabi-tobikko?
Wasabi-tobikko...
It's a mix of wasabi and white sesame.
It's a mix of white sesame.
Wasabi-tobikko?
It's like a new play for kids.
Wasabi-tobikko?
I mixed wasabi and chibikko.
There's no chibikko in it.
Tanaka mixed it for me.
You said it.
Why do you have to eat it?
Every time, it's different.
It's different.
If you don't eat it all in one bite, it won't taste good.
Please mix it all up in one bite.
Now, this is the theme of Pittamo Show's Pittamo Atetitac Corner.
What makes you think "oh, this place might be good" based on its appearance?
This is difficult.
It's its appearance.
Now, sing it for us!
He's a gourmet, after all.
Based on its appearance.
What makes you think "oh, this place might be good" based on its appearance?
Its atmosphere?
It's frozen.
I opened it and a weird old man came out.
You can tell right away.
You can tell in one look.
You can tell right away.
Tamori-san, Tamori-san.
Shut up! Shut up!
I can't open it!
You look like you're having fun.
It hurts and I can't do anything about it.
It's time for "Servicer Kakebashi Aizawa-san".
Let's start with Tanaka-san.
First of all, I'm sure you've been to Japanese restaurants.
But I don't really know the names of the restaurants.
It's very simple.
The name of the restaurant is "Myouji-dake".
It's pretty simple.
You don't know if it's a restaurant or not.
The signboard is also simple and vague.
For some reason, "Yoshida" doesn't seem like "Yoshidake".
It doesn't feel like either of them.
It's brave of you to enter a place like this for the first time.
But it's probably delicious.
If you enter, it'll be like a normal "Yoshida-san".
It could be "Yoshida-ke".
It could be "Yoshida-kake".
It's brave of you.
The correct answer is this one!
Wait!
It's reverse.
How many people are left?
Don't rush, Tamura-san.
Please say it at the end.
Please tell us what's inside.
When it comes to delicious restaurants, I'm sure you're particular about the water.
That's a good point.
That's why...
There's ink in the water pot for changing.
It's a bottle cap.
It doesn't look like it.
It looks like it!
What?
It looks like it!
But it's completely filled up.
What?
It's inside, isn't it?
It's inside the shop, isn't it?
It's inside!
It's fine!
It's not that slimy!
It looks like it!
It looks like it?
It looks like it, so it's inside of the water pot!
What's with the shop? Is it a skeleton?
It's lemon, so I don't think we should do it.
What is it?
It's not that slimy!
It's scary!
It's fine, right?
As one answer, it's fine.
It's fine, right?
After all, delicious restaurants have a history of both cooking and people.
So, it's this!
There's an elderly person standing in the kitchen.
If it's a cook or someone older than you, I think it's a delicious restaurant with a long history.
"Elderly person"?
I thought "elderly person" would make sense, but "elderly person" doesn't make sense!
How old are you?
"Elderly person"?
Over 50 years old.
"Over 50 years old"?
No, no, no!
It's delicious with a long history.
Then, I'll go first!
I also went in without looking.
No, please don't!
Why did you go in so quickly?
Then, if you look from the door...
The menu is so simple you can't read it!
Ah, I see.
There is!
It's like this, but...
It's like this, but you can't read it!
Why did you only write "cooked"?
But if you write "what kind of cooked is it?", you might say "cooked".
You can't read it until the end, right?
You can't read it until you come in.
Then, Mr. Oto!
Mr. Tamori is the best at cooking.
He's the most delicious.
He's doing it himself.
What is it?
He's doing it himself.
Who is it?
There are two of you.
Eh?
If you don't show it, who is it?
Yay, elderly! Yay, elderly! Don't say it!
Mr. Tamori doesn't walk around with a microphone.
He always has a microphone.
But, Mr. Tamori, it's like this, isn't it?
Yes, it looks delicious!
Are you wearing sunglasses?
Sunglasses...
But, Mr. Tamori, it looks delicious, right?
But, Mr. Tamori, it's like this, isn't it?
Mr. Tamori, show us how delicious it is!
Please!
The correct answer is...
this one!
That's amazing!
It's "shimizu".
If you knew that much, you'd be an adult by now!
If you knew "shimizu" like that...
By the way, Tamori-san, is there a shop you're wondering about?
Hmm...
Is there a shop that says "craft food"?
Craft food...
I think there is.
Tamori-san, what do you think of this shop?
Oh, "chibikko"!
"Wazagi"!
"Chibikko"!
"Kobikko"!
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There are things that we know and things that we don't know.
Yes.
We would like to know whether or not you know what we know and don't know what we know.
Yes.
I see. That's interesting. Let's do it!
What is this?
Let's do it!
I see you're having fun.
I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
You're always doing it.
That being said, this week's theme is this.
The human body.
Body!
Body, right?
Body.
Body, right?
Things we know.
Things we know about the human body.
There's a lot.
We would like to introduce you to Dr. Yuta, who specializes in medicine.
Oh, there he is!
There he is!
Hello!
It's you again, Tonchinkan!
Dr. Yuta is a guest professor at the University of Tokyo.
Yes.
He graduated from the University of Tokyo four times.
Four times!
He's really smart.
The first time was the Faculty of Engineering.
Yes.
The second time was the News Research Institute.
Yes.
The third time was the Graduate School of Engineering.
The fourth time was the Graduate School of Medicine.
Wow!
That's amazing!
He's a genius!
That being said, he's an announcer at the NHK.
Wow!
That's why he's famous!
That's amazing!
In life, you want to do everything you can.
Nothing!
You want to do anything!
I like studying and telling people.
Wow!
An announcer, why not?
That's a good voice!
The way you talk!
And you've just joined the NHK, but you've quit!
See?
You've quit and you've gotten a doctor's degree.
At this time...
You didn't have a doctor's degree.
Yes.
And in the meantime, I was an announcer at the NHK.
Wow!
In the meantime, I went to the Medical Department and got a doctor's degree.
And then I joined the University of Tokyo and became a medical professor and a doctor.
You were also a politician's secretary, weren't you?
Yes, I was a politician's secretary.
Wow!
And now, you're the director of the internal nervous system clinic specializing in examinees.
That's right!
He's also active as a guest lecturer at Tokyo University of Science and Technology.
Wow, that's amazing!
He's amazing, isn't he?
He's so smart!
He's so smart that he's gone crazy!
Oh, it's gone already!
It's gone already.
It's fast, isn't it?
It's not over yet!
Oh, yes!
Here's the first question!
Why do you eat fast? Are you fat? Do you know the reason?
What?
What's the reason for eating fast?
Are you fat?
Oh, you eat fast!
I just eat it!
But eating fast...
Oh, it's not like eating too much, but eating too fast...
If you eat fast...
If you eat too fast...
What's the time it takes for you to be satisfied?
Oh, a juice!
It takes about 20 minutes, right?
Yes!
So, if you eat fast, you won't feel full for however long you eat.
You don't chew that much, so you just keep eating it...
As it is, it's not good for digestion.
I think there are a lot of leftover parts.
It's been 20 minutes since we ate it.
Which one did you eat?
"Wakatteru"
It's frustrating, but you all got it perfectly right.
Satiety is one thing, but there's another thing that's more important than that.
There's a satiety center in the lower part of the brain.
That's where we feel our blood sugar level.
It takes about 20 minutes for our blood sugar level to go up after we eat.
Mr. Tanaka and Mr. Akimoto, you're right.
If you eat fast, you'll eat a lot before 20 minutes.
I see, I see. You eat too much.
Research has shown that if you don't eat fast in the UK, you'll lose weight.
Really?
So if you eat a little and leave it for 20 minutes, it's fine?
No, I recommend you to chew well.
Chewing will make you eat more juice.
How many times do you chew?
Well, you should chew about 20 times before you swallow.
I can't chew for 20 times!
So if you eat a little and leave it for 20 minutes, you'll eat a lot before 20 minutes, right?
If you eat a little and leave it for 20 minutes, you'll eat a lot before 20 minutes, right?
That's why I recommend you to eat while talking with people.
I see.
Let's move on to the next question.
Here's the next question.
Do you know why people dream?
This is difficult.
What is your dream?
It's not that.
Why do people dream?
It's the hope of living.
No, it's not like that.
It's memory.
But for some reason, I don't know the mechanism, but for some reason, when something is sleeping, the subconsciousness comes out of the back.
But you don't know this, do you?
You don't know?
Then let's say you don't know.
You don't know?
I've never heard of it.
I know!
You don't know?
I don't know!
I've never heard of it.
Well, researchers all over the world are trying to solve it, but we don't know it yet.
A dream with a concrete story is seen in the time period "REM sleep" when the brain is active.
In this time period, we know that the human brain is organizing and organizing memories.
When organizing and organizing memories, we play the memory once and summarize the necessary information.
But we know that when we play the memory, it leads to a dream in some way.
But we don't know why it becomes a dream yet.
Maybe it's to throw away useless memories, or maybe it's to keep necessary memories in the opposite direction.
We don't know it yet.
But in my case, most people only see things they haven't experienced.
That's true.
They only think they haven't experienced it, and they remember their memories in their subconscious since they were born.
They have experienced it?
Yes, that's right.
If you dream of being swallowed by a snake, you've been swallowed by a snake before, right?
No, you haven't.
You've seen a video of a snake, right?
Or maybe you've seen a video of someone being swallowed by a snake in an anime or TV show.
People think they've been swallowed by a snake.
People who dream of being swallowed by a snake for the first time in a long time happen to dream of it?
No, it's not like that.
The reason why memories come and go is because the memories you need day by day change, right?
So if you're subconscious and dream of being swallowed by a snake tomorrow, you'll remember it first.
It's just a coincidence.
It's not just a coincidence, but it's said that you're imagining some indirect rumors.
Sometimes I dream of being swallowed by a snake.
But it doesn't come true.
That's a subconscious wish.
But it's fun.
You can maintain a healthy state of mind because you're dreaming.
That's a good thing.
To maintain health?
You're wrong in your dream.
So far, you've answered four questions in a row.
Next!
I'll answer five questions.
After answering five questions, you'll answer a philosophy of pharmacology.
I'm hungry!
It's important.
I'm hungry! I want to eat!
I'm hungry!
If you're hungry, come here!
Do you know why people yawn?
Is it in your brain?
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Why do people yawn? Do you know it or not?
It's probably because we don't have oxygen in our brain and we yawn to get oxygen into our body.
You got it right.
I think so, so you know it.
Okay, I'll eat the xiao long bao.
You know it!
I want to eat the xiao long bao.
This xiao long bao is delicious.
Are you going for the reverse xiao long bao?
It's dangerous!
That's too bad!
Until now, Mr. Akimoto's theory was the most powerful.
It's true that by yawning, oxygen is absorbed a lot and oxygen goes to the brain a lot.
However, in experiments, when you yawn once, the oxygen concentration does not rise much.
That's why this theory has become suspicious.
In addition, an American psychologist announced that
yawning is done to cool the brain.
Cool?
That's right. If the brain gets too hot, the function will deteriorate.
By yawning, fresh air and cold air directly hits the back of the throat and goes to the lungs, so the brain temperature drops.
There is a theory that this is not the purpose of yawning.
Now, this theory is more powerful.
Yawning occurs when you are sleepy, right?
When you are sleepy, do you cool your brain and not let it sleep?
Well, when you are sleepy, your consciousness is very low and you feel dangerous for survival.
That's why yawning activates the brain once.
Does yawning occur?
Yawning occurs when humans live in a group in primitive times and when everyone is absent, life is very dangerous.
When someone yawns, everyone yawns and activates the brain.
The theory that yawning has survived is the most powerful.
However, there is no practical application for this.
So you don't know?
No, we don't know.
I'm so embarrassed!
Next Wednesday's "Iitomo" will air on Kantai!
On Wednesday's "Iitomo" we will decide which program is the best and will do it next week.
It's a warlike corner.
We are happy that we were chosen as number one.
Reiha Kimoto, Aru Tamae, and So Enjetsu.
We did it!
I hope we do well this time.
That's right!
It's only two hours until 3 o'clock today.
Did you vote?
It's our duty!
It's our citizens' duty!
Please go to a nearby elementary school.
Even if you go to elementary school you can't vote.
Now we know why you're fat.
This, right?
This is what we talked about earlier.
But we don't know if it's a love conversation source.
This is for the next program.
You're saying it in a good mood.
In a good mood.
What's the situation like so far, Aru Tamae?
According to the first day's report, we're in 23rd place.
If we don't make it to 21st place we'll be chosen.
It's like a tug of war.
If we make it to 21st place today's speech will be...
If we don't make it...
It's scary, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
It's a burden of responsibility.
It's really...
We hope you do your best.
We'll do our best.
Now, everyone's thoughts for next week's program.
First, Tamori's program is...
"Challenge! Can you ignore Tanaka?"
What? What? I'm asking you!
Why are you asking me?
Can you do it?
Can you ignore everything I say?
Everything?
As a challenge?
No, no, as someone who doesn't exist.
Then you'll break.
I can't do it.
I can't do it for an hour.
If you try, you can do it. Be conscious of it.
If you work hard...
But we'll be seen as cold people too.
The people we saw in the middle were all terrible people.
"You look good in that."
"But I'll do it anyway."
"I'll do it anyway."
That's right.
If I say something stupid, you'll say something stupid too.
So...
If I say something stupid, you'll say something stupid too.
That's right.
Even if you say something stupid...
You won't say anything stupid.
But if you say something stupid and you're ignored, it's a bit disappointing.
Yes, you say something stupid.
He's ignoring the camera and taking it off.
He's ignoring the camera!
It's not on.
This is painful.
This is too painful.
Next, let's look at Kokado's camera.
Don!
Eh? Tamori is in a good mood?
I don't know why, but...
He's not laughing at all.
I don't like it.
If Tamori-san is in a bad mood...
I don't like it.
You haven't been in a bad mood for 30 years, right?
I've never seen you in a bad mood.
You haven't, right?
If I say "that's right," you say "hmph."
I don't like it.
I don't want to see it.
We're being cautious.
It's about time we...
Whatever.
I don't want to see it.
What's going on?
I don't want to see it.
No one will benefit from it.
If you know about it, you'll want to watch it.
If you see it on TV, you'll wonder what it is.
But on a really good day like this, it's hard.
You're in such a good mood, but you're pretending.
Just now, when I looked out of the window and it stopped raining, I was really happy.
I was really happy.
On a rainy day, you're in a good mood.
Yes, I'm really happy.
On a rainy day and when I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
On a sunny day, I'm hungry.
Just now, when I looked out of the window and it stopped raining, I was really happy.
He's like a child.
Now, let's look at "Nakaoka".
Here it is!
Announcement! "eatmon music"!
What is it?
"eatmon music"!
Tamori-san, you don't like musicals, do you?
I don't like them.
That's why you're in a good mood.
You're in a good mood.
Let's do it and you'll know about the fun of musicals.
Where?
We're doing a musical.
Yes, we're doing a musical.
It's probably a musical.
"I'm in a good mood today, right?"
It's like that.
It's really hard.
What?
It's really hard.
The result came out, didn't it?
Even though I had a dream of being in a good mood three days ago...
Your wish didn't come true.
The result came out.
So, all of these segments are musicals?
Yes, yes, yes.
All kinds of things.
Yes, yes, yes.
We have to practice.
That's right.
Let's practice.
Even just one segment is fine.
Let's do a musical just for one segment.
Can't we just do it by ourselves?
What are you doing?
One person doing a musical.
Now, let's move on to Gussan.
Gussan's television is this.
"Welcome back, Strawberry-chan."
Who is it?
If I were a teacher, it would be Okaman's character.
I don't know! I don't know anything about it!
I want to do it again! I want to do it again!
You'll come back, right?
Yes.
You'll only come back, right?
I can't look forward to it.
After that, how was it, Gussan?
I'm tired.
You were tired.
I think I'm more tired than I thought.
Let's watch Ota-san's TV program.
Ending, Sarai Daigashi.
It's moving.
It's an ending, right?
It's moving for everyone.
We met 24 hours ago on TV.
In Alta.
It's already summer.
It's summer.
But up until now, it was normal.
But at the end, it suddenly became moving.
Wow, it's cool.
Nothing has changed.
It's good.
It's only been 24 hours.
It's only been 24 hours and we haven't done anything.
Now, there are a lot of things.
This is a little difficult.
This is difficult.
I don't know which one will be chosen.
By the way, Akimoto-san, if you were to do it...
If I were to do it, this TV program is really difficult.
I really don't know.
It's the most difficult musical.
Sarai?
Tanaka-san, ignore me and go.
I want to do it.
This is also difficult.
Strawberry Jam.
I thought about it a lot in the dressing room.
Now, the TV program of next season.
What is everyone's decision?
Yes, we do live-streaming of "Titan" and "Titan" Cinema Live, but we also do live-streamings of "Tohoho Cinema" and "Roppongi Rules" all over Japan.
You can also watch the live-streaming of "Titan" Cinema in 8 theaters and cinemas.
Our new film "Mazen" has a special guest, Mr. Koro.
It's next week's Saturday, isn't it?
Yes, from next week's Monday, we'll be doing a competition of who wears the roundest clothes and gets the most votes.
If you'd like, please gather in front of "Alta" at 9 a.m. next Monday. We'll be waiting for you!
Thank you!