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Even if you're laughing, today's TV show is...
"Bakushou! Kokado's Invasion Announcement"!
Miyasako Hiroyuki-san is on the phone!
Kokado-kun is now focusing on the invasion!
Kokado-kun, over there!
The channel is...
That's right!
"Roche Kokado Invasion Announcement"!
One, two, three, four!
During lunch break, I go to Ucki Ucki Watch.
Over there, over there, over there! I'm Roche!
There's a subtle atmosphere here!
This is the first time I've thought of a joke like this!
That's good, that's good.
It's really hard to think of a joke like this when you're the only one in the family!
This has been going on in my stomach for a while now!
It's tough, isn't it?
Can you do it one more time?
One more time?!
I didn't understand it well.
Yeah, you didn't understand it well.
It's because I'm not good at explaining myself.
I don't know how to explain it.
Okay, okay, okay!
I don't know!
In that case, let's look at that atmosphere one more time.
No, no, I'm doing the same thing right now!
Where did you get that idea from?!
See, now everyone knows when to laugh and when not to laugh.
Wait, you're doing the same thing? Does that mean you have more than one?
I thought about it a few times, but...
Think about it a few times.
You said you were thinking about which one to do.
I said it, but the one before was the best one, so I said I didn't think about it.
Let's try another one.
A different one?
The one before?
"Honne Kae Uta" (Change Your Heart Song)
That's a good one.
You don't have to be number one, but I'm happy that you are.
Did you show it to anyone?
No, I didn't show it to anyone.
Let's give him a round of applause.
It's a little awkward.
It's like you have to make him laugh.
The staff in the back are making it look like it's nothing.
Who are you?
What's going on?
I couldn't hear you.
What's going on with Tamori-san?
She's good.
Then let's get started!
Today's segment is "What's in Tamori-san's head?"
Everyone, please don't forget anything about the opening and everything up until now.
No, we didn't forget!
It's fine if you don't forget!
It's fine if you don't forget?
I'm glad, I'm glad.
Now, it's the quiz segment where we'll guess how much the members know about Tamori-san.
Everyone, please think and guess what's in Tamori-san's head!
This time, everyone, I'll give you this award for getting the "Pittamo" award!
Makizuki!
Everyone, as expected of Okizuki!
Tamori-san's face has become a little flushed.
That's why you have lotus root in it.
Everyone, I'll give you this award for getting the "Pittamo" award!
The theme is this!
When Tamori-san is riding a train, he gets irritated.
When he's riding a train, he gets irritated.
Is it something to be so surprised about?
His reaction is wrong.
Everyone, listen up!
I don't know!
When Tamori-san is riding a train...
When he's riding a train...
When he's riding a normal mountain train...
When he's riding...
When he's riding a train...
Sometimes, when he's riding a train...
Tamori-san is a little...
Wait!
I can't write it!
I want to hear it!
I'm sorry.
I want to hear it, but I can't write it.
I'm sorry.
This "thinking time" is really pleasant.
When he's riding a train...
When he's riding a mountain train...
The driver just now was like "khan khan khan khan"!
So, Tamori-san,
When he's riding a train...
He gets irritated.
Everyone, please read it.
Tanaka-san, show us!
Tamori-san...
He really likes trains.
He loves trains!
Really loves them.
But, for more details...
He doesn't like trains...
tracks!
He likes tracks!
So...
He's most irritated...
So...
When he's in front of the driver's seat...
He's surrounded by children.
He's just like that.
- You like looking at it from there, right? - Yes, yes.
- You're the one who's in control, right? - No, no, it's not me.
- Neither of you are adults. - It's not me.
- I'm sure you'll get irritated. - If you get irritated, you'll lose your seat.
- Now, let's go. Nakaoka-kun! - This is something I always do, but...
- I think you'll probably get irritated when you see me. - I'm already irritated.
- Already? - He always gets irritated when he sees me.
- Using the reflection of the door, you're always looking at the woman. - Oh, I see.
- When you stand up and look out of the window and there's a beautiful woman, you're always looking at her.
- Sometimes you meet eye contact, right? - We do meet eye contact.
- We do meet eye contact, right? - We do meet eye contact.
- If you see me in person, you'll get irritated! - Of course we'll get irritated.
- Is that what Nakaoka-kun sees? - That's right.
- But you can see a lot of things on the train, right? - Yes.
- You know the stick at the end of the handrail? - Yes, yes.
- But you know, once you make eye contact there, you're like "Whoa!"
- With such a woman, you're like "Whoa!"
- Now, Akibocchan. - I'm sure everyone has seen this before, but I'm sure Tamori-san will be irritated.
- A rolling wheel and a rolling can.
- When you think about it, you're always thinking about which one you'll take.
Then don't kick it away.
I do kick it away, but sometimes when there's no juice in it and it's sticky, even if I kick it away it gets irritated.
Yes.
Well then, Cocadocon.
Yes.
I also get it right a lot.
That's right.
I get it.
I think people who don't know about themselves get irritated.
This one.
"It's not you" gets off at Harajuku station.
Who gets off at Harajuku station?
Why?
I always get off at Harajuku station.
You have to get off at Yoyogi station.
Yoyogi is not here.
Yoyogi high school.
The park is dangerous.
Ok, now Mr. Ohta, please.
Yes, Mr. Tamori, this kind of person gets irritated.
Other customers are Enka's good children and cheeky...
Wait a minute!
It's unrelated!
Train!
It's not about the train!
Enka's really good children irritate me.
It's about you, isn't it?
The train?
It's about you, isn't it?
It's not about the train!
It's about you, isn't it?
Mr. Tamori, please think about it.
Ok, now we have all the answers.
Let's look inside Mr. Tamori's head.
Mr. Tamori, what is it that irritates you inside the train?
When I look in front of me, I see children coming in from below.
Wait a minute!
What's wrong with you, Tamaru-san?
What's wrong with you?
Even though I'm in front of me, I see children coming in from below.
I don't know at all.
Are you being scolded by money?
I know at the timing of talking.
"Laugh and be fine" is sponsored by Goran.
Aim continuously.
Correct answer. I don't know the quiz.
It's about time you decided on a popular language.
That's right. It's about time.
You say that every year but you haven't improved at all.
Do you remember what we were aiming for last year?
You don't remember, do you?
We were aiming for this and no one knew about it.
No, no. It's a form that high school girls use.
It was in something.
With that said...
This segment will decide this year's popular language winner.
No, it's not.
That kind of segment has changed.
Is it okay for me to explain?
Why do you have to do it?
While you're at it, you'll know.
It's a hassle.
Guests...
First, "drunk-drunk"!
People misunderstood us as popular!
They were happy!
They were happy! I thought, "Whoa, me again?!"
Not at all, Watanabe-san!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
So, today's theme is this!
"Do you know about human bodies?"
There's a lot we don't know!
Thank you for joining us!
"Do you know about human bodies?"
Come on!
You're early!
"Do you know about human bodies?"
No, I don't. Here's the first question.
"Do you know about human bodies?"
This one!
Are you sure you know?
Sure, I know what it is!
Do you think we know it?
Of course we do!
That would help us lose weight!
If I did, you'd all lose weight, wouldn't you?
Yeah.
Right? If you knew you'd lose weight...
Is that your second face?
No, it's not.
The exact opposite of you.
You're super thin.
Which one?
I don't think I know.
But you say it so much...
But if you say it for the first time, you'll lose weight.
Yeah.
If you say it like that, I...
I'm not saying anything big.
Yeah.
If you say it like that, you don't think you'll lose weight.
Because you can overcome it.
How did you rebound and become like that?
No, it's not like that! I'm not fat at all!
Your voice is completely different!
I don't have that kind of voice!
You don't?
How about you?
I heard you said "karikari-kun" wrongly.
"Karikari-kun"?
"Karikari-kun"? What are you saying?
I know it!
You know it?
I know it!
It's not "kachikachi-kun", it's "suzuki-desu"!
How is it? It's amazing, isn't it?
It's "suzuki-desu"!
You use correct words!
Three!
Two!
One!
You know it, don't you?!
Akimo-san said something good.
If you suddenly go on a diet, you'll feel like you don't have enough nutrition.
So you'll have a body that doesn't use as much energy as possible.
This happens in order to protect your body.
So if you go back to your normal diet, you'll have an excess of calories in your fat.
That's why you'll rebound.
What should we do?!
What should we do, teacher?!
Teacher!
It says "suddenly", right?
Yes, you shouldn't do it all of a sudden.
Did you eat too much onigiri?
You should lose about 5% of your weight every month.
If you're 70kg, you should lose about 3.5kg to prevent a rebound.
It's getting harder and harder.
Then you should stop wearing glasses, too, Suzuki.
I don't care!
Don't take it off!
Why do you take it off and say "ah"?
I didn't say that!
You did say that.
Thank you very much!
Here's the question.
Do you know why women get chubby when they get fat?
Don't you get chubby, everyone?
Chubby.
It's good to eat and then do it, right?
Do you get chubby?
I don't really get hungry.
If you say it like that, you'll end up turning into an enemy!
It's because of my muscles.
I have an ovary or something like that.
So, I get chubby when I'm with my baby.
That's amazing!
It's convincing!
It's convincing, isn't it?
I get chubby to eat.
You get chubby just by eating, right?
But it's true for women.
Maybe it's different for men.
So, it's important for them to get chubby.
You're close!
I don't have a single ball.
You're close!
I don't have a single ball.
I don't have a single ball and I'm not close to a woman.
Let's adopt Akimoto's theory.
No way!
Akimoto's theory.
You know why it's cool, right?!
Wow, slow motion!
Slow motion!
In short, women's lower abdomen muscles are not as developed as men's.
Therefore, the lower abdomen appears to come out because of the weak power to support the internal organs in the stomach.
Also, compared to men's pelvis, women's pelvis is wider in order to raise babies.
Therefore, the lower abdomen appears to come out because the intestines and internal organs in the intestines tend to sag.
I see.
Does it come out of the lower abdomen first?
Yes, it comes out of the lower abdomen first.
Also, women often say that it is easy to develop constipation.
This is because women's muscles are not developed.
Therefore, it is said that it is difficult to develop constipation.
Is it difficult to develop constipation?
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Here is the question.
Why do you know when you are pregnant that it will be sour?
Why?
Does it make you want to eat something?
Sour food.
I don't know about sour food.
Sour food.
I don't know about sour food.
It's not limited to sour food.
I don't think so.
It makes you hungry.
Does it change your taste buds?
I don't know.
I think a baby needs sour food.
Vitamins.
Vitamins make you think about sour food.
I don't know about it.
Why did you ask about it?
Doesn't it make you want to eat something?
It makes you thirsty.
pH adjustment?
It's awesome.
pH adjustment.
Does it increase your oxytocin levels?
I don't think you know what I'm talking about.
I see.
Then I don't know what you're talking about.
I know what you're talking about.
Is it that different?
I know what you're talking about.
When you get pregnant, you know that there are various mechanisms that change in your body, but you don't know the mechanism that makes you want to eat sour food.
However, we know that sour food helps with gastrointestinal dilation and improves indigestion, but we don't know why we want to eat sour food.
In the first place, we don't know why indigestion occurs.
It's because of the hormones called "hg" that come out of the body and the imbalance of the autonomic nervous system.
There are many other reasons, but we don't know the mechanism of indigestion.
"hg" comes out of the body?
"hcg"
It's not "hard case"!
It's not " hard case"!
It's " hcg "!
By the way, have you ever seen a dog that is indigestible?
No, I haven't.
I've seen dogs eating sour food.
Thank you!
We have four questions left!
We have one more question!
One more!
Yes!
What was the question?
We answered the question in April 20th's broadcast, so please watch "Gindaco's Takoyaki"!
Thank you!
If you answer five questions correctly in a row, you'll get this!
“Altaura” with “itomo ed” and “glowing (namida suru)”
“Burning a small bag.”
Thank you!
Let's eat!
Why do girls get dorsal fin?
Dorsal fin?
That's not a feeling, is it?
That's a good question.
Why do girls get dorsal fin?
Maybe...
It's not for everyone, is it?
Men also have dorsal fin.
Because of hormones and wide pelvis,
they get dorsal fin and it's easy to see.
And it's easy to wear ropes.
I know!
Girls also get dorsal fin.
I know!
Do you know?
I know!
I knew it!
I saw it!
Only girls get dorsal fin!
I don't know. There are a lot of theories that I can agree with, but none of them have been medically solved.
One is that the way muscles move differently between men and women.
Another is that it's a preparation for when you get pregnant and your stomach comes out.
Another is that it makes your body shape beautiful to increase the possibility of leaving uterus.
But we don't know which one it is.
The audience will decide which one is the best based on their own opinions.
The first TV show to be chosen will be on next Wednesday's newspaper.
It's a show that can be realized based on TV shows.
Please think about it and vote for it.
I haven't laughed for weeks until now.
He's nervous.
Let's look at them one by one.
First, Tamori-san.
Tamori-san, think about it.
Let's look at the TV show.
This one.
Gyouten.
It's a show that's on air.
Nakama, isn't it weird for you to say that earlier?
The timing is difficult, isn't it?
Suddenly, Suzuki and Nakaoka have a strange combination.
It's the same genre.
If you say you like me, I'll definitely go next to you.
You're getting close, aren't you?
Just now you said, "When is the wedding timing?"
What are you talking about?
Now, this is the TV show that Gussan watched and Gussan thought of.
"All the members look alike!"
It's fine up to the pre-shocking corner, but at first, Tamori-san looks exactly like him.
And then, all the regular members look exactly like him.
Well, Tanaka-san is like a 3rd year elementary school student.
And then, everyone does an over-recording of it.
So, the voice is the original one, but...
Can you hear it from above?
We each record it according to that voice.
I want to see it!
It's very fun.
It must be hard to record it, right?
Well, let's move on to the next corner.
This is the TV program you thought of.
"Sleepy!" Everyone appears with their eyes open all night.
Yes, this is good.
This is hard.
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
I don't know!
With their eyes open all night.
I don't know, but we've been together since the day before.
What?
All night?
At night, at night!
We can do it at Tama-san's house.
We can do it at Trump's house.
I don't want to do it!
Let's do it all together.
I think "sleepy" is good.
It's not good!
I want to hit you with my cell phone.
I don't want to see it!
It's a weird tension.
It's not a good tension!
I see!
It's like you're the only one laughing.
Well, let's move on to the next corner.
This is the TV program you thought of.
Huh?
Today is 60 minutes "semetamori".
Semetamori?
What does it mean?
Well, I think Tama-san usually says it like "semeta".
I don't know about that.
Semete?
You mean we should attack the whole team?
Attack?
Attack what?
You attack.
Tama-san can come in a transparent outfit.
That's not bad!
It starts at 11 and goes on for 59 minutes.
It starts.
And Tamori-san comes out too much.
That's impossible! 59 minutes and it starts.
Everyone starts attacking.
I always get played by Roch, so I was wondering if Tamori-san did something.
But I didn't think it was a good idea.
I don't know.
Let's see the answer.
This is what Ota-san came up with.
Wednesday's new character, Tamori, comes out!
What's that?
Like a mascot.
Like a mascot on Wednesdays.
Let's make it regular.
Tamori.
Does it sound like you, Tamori-san?
It sounds like you, but it doesn't sound like you.
Like a Wednesday character.
Watanabe-san, is there anything you'd like to see?
For me...
Like Nakamaware, Sokkuri-san, Tetsuya Ake, right?
For me, I like No. 5.
And the new character, Tamori.
Tamori.
What did you like about it?
I liked the name.
It's cute.
Tamori.
Next week, everyone will choose their character.
I see, it's up to the audience.
Think about it!
Audiences of "Kaiji", switch on!
Next week, just like what Gusu-san thought of, all members will look exactly like you!
I'm looking forward to it!
It's hard to prepare all of this in one week!
It's hard for the staff too!
Oh, Drunk Dragon, good evening!
Good evening!
Tonight, at 7 o'clock, we will be celebrating our 10th anniversary!
Our special members will be...
Footballer, Tutorial, Ogiyagi, Zabungle, Sakuma, Kazuyuki-kun and others!
And me, Mizuka, Asami-chan, Yoshitaka, Iriko-chan, I'm going to confess my love!
I'm going to confess my love!
What will happen?
Also, this show can only be broadcasted once, so please watch it!