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Today's program is "Golden Week" without Kokado-kun!
But, for the first time in 11 years, we have Miki-san with us!
Kokado-kun is off today, but I think he's watching TV, so we'll do our best!
The channel is as it is!
What's wrong?
Tamuri-san said Kokado-kun is off last week, and he's on TV, so Kokado-kun is off!
So it's decided, right?
It's decided.
Who's Kokado-kun?
Who is it?
The audience said it's fine.
Last week's audience said it.
Actually, Kokado-san and the TV...
Are you a mandarin orange?
Miss mandarin orange!
Miss kimei!
Miss mandarin orange!
Miss kimei!
Miss mandarin orange!
Miss kimei!
Miss mandarin orange!
Miss kimei!
Miss mandarin orange!
Kokado-san and the TV are talking.
Good!
That's amazing!
If it were like that now...
Amazing!
Talk more! Talk!
Stay away! Stay away!
What are you doing on your day off?
Your pronunciation is bad!
Where are you now?
I'm at home now!
At home?
I'm watching "Idei Itomo" now!
Oh, I see!
Oh, you're at home!
I'm watching "Idei Itomo" at home!
Wow! Wow!
It's nice to rest at Golden Week!
No, no, it's not nice! It's lonely!
Lonely?
Mr. Tamori!
What?
Mr. Tamori, I have a favor to ask you...
Yes?
Can I go?
No, you can't!
No, you can't! It's a holiday!
It's too lonely!
But it's decided in the Labor Standards Act!
Please!
I've been working too much lately...
I haven't worked yet!
And I'm underage!
I can't go out at this hour!
No, you can't!
What are you doing today?
I have a favor to ask you!
It's a holiday!
Can I go?
No, you can't!
What? You like Kabuki?
No, I don't like Kabuki. I'm lonely, can you let me go?
Then can you buy me lunch?
Yeah, that's perfect.
Lunch, right?
Yeah, lunch.
I haven't eaten yet.
What's lunch?
If you buy me lunch, you won't know what lunch is.
Everyone's hungry.
Everyone's hungry, so lunch...
Oh, it's that song!
Why did you cut it?
Where did you cut it?
It snapped.
It snapped?
It's no use if it snapped.
It's no use, right?
This is a break, right?
A break.
Tamori-san's head is full of hair!
Everyone, please take your seats.
Tamori-san, you too, please take your seat.
It's a segment where we try to guess what's in Tamori-san's unexpectedly unknown head.
Everyone will be told what Tamori-san is thinking.
We'll let you know when the show starts.
You made it in time.
Yes, it's Tamori-maki sushi.
It's finished!
It's really, really good, Tamori-san.
Today, you used an egg in your mouth.
My mouth turned yellow.
Your love for Tamori-san has changed slightly.
The person who made it has put in a lot of effort.
Thank you.
Now, this is the theme for today's show.
What is Tamori-san's unforgivable behavior when everyone is eating together?
Please tell us.
It happens a lot, doesn't it?
Tamori-san has a lot of eating seats, doesn't he?
He cares about eating seats a lot.
So, I think there are various ways of eating and manners of others.
How does Tamori-san make others angry?
I think you know Tamori-san well.
Yes, you're right.
Now...
It's already been a few minutes and it's obvious that you're not here.
That's why I'm lonely!
Yes!
That's why I'm lonely as your partner!
Yes, you're right.
Don't forget!
It's time!
Now, let's take a look.
Tamaki or Tamori? Let's see.
Yes.
I'll tell you a story that has nothing to do with the food I'm eating now.
I'll tell you about the menu.
For example, let's all go to a normal soba restaurant and eat delicious soba.
Tamori-san, you're not such a small-minded man!
You're noisy!
I don't know if I got it right or not.
For example, talking about yakiniku or kalbi you ate the other day.
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it now.
Tanaka-san, you don't like it?
I don't like it either, but Tamori-san doesn't like it.
I see.
It's not like that.
Especially, Terakasu-san of Dachou Club tends to do it.
Terakasu-san tends to do it?
Terakasu-san tends to do it.
Don't push me!
Well, let's move on.
Nakaoka Tamori.
Yes.
When the menu hasn't been decided yet and I'm called by a clerk.
This.
I decide it first and I'm called even though it hasn't been decided yet.
I don't like it when a clerk is there and I'm in a hurry to choose.
Tamori-san, you don't like it?
You're noisy!
Tamori-san, you don't like it?
You don't like it?
Ota-san, what's wrong with Tamori-san?
We used to go out together.
You used to go out together?
This cast is difficult.
Well, well, well.
Is it okay like this?
If you're not called, you can't decide.
That's right.
If you're not called, you can't decide.
I don't like being called.
In the end, you choose a weird one and think it's not good.
You want to decide it before a clerk comes, right?
That's right.
Unexpectedly, you end up with a clerk early.
Yes.
Do you remember your impression?
Do you remember my impression?
I've never heard of it.
Why did you put it on your head?
I didn't put it on my head. It's growing.
Is it growing?
It grows back when it gets to the sea.
No, it's not like that. It's growing from my head.
It's growing.
Sea creature.
It's not sea creature. It's an earth creature.
Earth creature.
It's an earth creature.
It's getting dry.
Earth creature.
Let's go with Tamori Akimoto.
Let's think about what would happen if Tamori and AKB went out for a meal.
I think it's this.
Tamori, something you don't like.
Nine girls and expensive food.
I see.
Tamori, you have money, so you don't have to worry about that.
I don't like that.
I don't think you should worry about it.
When we go with the members, we say "Tamori, Tamori, it's okay, go ahead and say it."
I don't like that feeling.
But we only order expensive things.
The correct answer is this!
Why?
Tamori didn't write anything.
It's not the right timing or anything.
Don't make a fuss about it.
Tamori, I'm sure you all agree with me.
I told you to be careful.
Tamori, you have money, so you don't have to worry about it.
Please say it.
It's this!
Everyone else is eating at a gyaru-sonen.
You ate a lot.
I'm not here.
Everyone is eating at a gyaru-sonen.
Gyaru-sonen.
Sone-gyaru or gyaru-sonen.
Sone-gyaru.
Nakasone.
Nakasone-san is not a gyaru.
Anyway, his name has "sone" in it.
Did you understand?
Let's see what's in Tamori's head.
When Tamori goes out to eat, what do people say that they can't forgive?
I'll say it for real.
"Kutcha-kutcha"
I'm sure a lot of people don't like it.
It's pretty basic, isn't it?
Yeah, it's pretty basic.
There was one person who said "kutcha" with a nickname.
Isn't it really cute?
Isn't it cute?
Anyway, Tamori's show didn't air this time.
Oh, I made a mistake.
I made a mistake with the mic and magic.
"Barbritmo" is brought to you by drum sponsors.
Go for it!
Continuous correct answers, quizzes you don't know, golden week love love special!
It's not popular.
There are many videos in the world about what you know and what you don't know.
We have a professor who is specialized in this.
He will quiz you about what you know and what you don't know.
So you have to turn off the switch.
What's wrong with you?
You have to live with it.
You don't have to live with it.
Today's guest is Igarashi Hayato.
Welcome!
It's not like that.
Nice to meet you.
So, today's topic is this.
Couple and love.
Love.
What do you mean?
Couple and love?
I don't know. Couple and love.
I think there are many things we don't know.
It's hard for a man and woman to be so simple.
Why don't you come forward?
Maybe it's not included.
Let me introduce you to our teacher.
This is our teacher.
He's new.
Love scholar?
He's a love scholar.
He graduated from Waseda University of Psychology.
He graduated from Boston University of Politics.
He's popular.
He went to Oregon University.
He graduated from Oregon University.
That's not what I'm talking about!
He's a professor of international education now.
Love.
He analyzes love scientifically and politically.
Politics and love are two different things.
I teach politics and love.
I see.
Is there a love course like this?
Yes, Waseda University of Psychology teaches love.
You're popular!
First of all, you're a player.
You're popular.
You're cool.
No, I'm not popular in real life, so I'm famous.
That can't be!
Let's start with the top part.
The first one is...
Why doesn't the husband listen to his wife?
Does he know or doesn't know?
This is difficult.
The premise is wrong.
He listens, doesn't he?
What about most of the time?
Doesn't he?
It's not like "Do you listen?"
It happens.
"Do you listen?"
"Do you really listen?"
Does he know or doesn't know?
There's a price difference.
Doesn't he listen because he thinks she's being sarcastic?
He doesn't.
Even now, he doesn't listen.
Women can do two things at the same time.
They can watch TV and talk.
Women can watch TV and talk.
Men can only have one bullet.
Women can do two things at the same time.
Men can only have one bullet.
He doesn't know!
He's fast!
He's pretending like he doesn't know.
He really doesn't know.
Does he know?
Does he really know?
The structure of the brain is different.
In men's case, they talk in order to achieve their goal.
They talk in order to solve problems.
In women's case, the pipe between the brain and the brain is thick.
They can talk in many different ways at the same time.
Men can't talk in many different ways if they don't have a goal.
That's why I love you.
Your conversations don't have a goal!
But you have the biggest goal, don't you?
In the case of women, as a cause of fighting, I also say "I won't listen!"
But having a human relationship means enjoying it.
So, a husband's skill is to listen to his wife sincerely and seriously.
That's right.
Even though you say "I won't listen!" you say "I won't listen!"
"Are you sure? Are you sure?"
You keep saying "I won't listen!"
Next!
Here it is!
Why do love emotions fade away? Do you know it or not?
Love emotions fade away.
Don't they fade away?
They do, don't they?
Do they fade away?
No, no, mechanistically...
If she sees it now, she'll get angry.
They do fade away, don't they?
But in general, they do fade away.
They do, don't they?
But is it scientifically explained or not?
Do you know it or not?
It seems like it.
When those emotions fade away, I think they come out.
Come out?
I think it's hormones.
Which one?
Do you know it or not?
I know it!
You know it!
I know it!
I think so, I think so.
What do you think?
Is it scientifically explained or not?
I know it!
You know it!
What is it?
Well, love emotions are temporary emotions created for children.
When you are in love, you get excited, right?
You get excited, right?
But it's the same as running a marathon.
It's about whether you can run a marathon for the rest of your life, right?
You can't run, right?
So, your body tries to be healthy,
but your body tries to reduce your heart rate and nervousness.
So, your heart rate and nervousness will be gone in about a year and a half to two years.
But Kanpei Hadama has run a marathon for the rest of his life.
No, it's not like that.
It's been about two years.
It's like a marathon.
Let's move on to the next one.
Who is it?
It's Gussan!
It's Gussan, so here it is!
Do you know why people grill yaki mochi?
I don't know.
There are people who grill yaki mochi.
There are people who don't grill yaki mochi at all.
How about you, Gussan?
I don't grill yaki mochi that much.
Even if you are in a relationship, you don't grill yaki mochi at all, do you?
Yes, we do.
Like, "Why do you want to hang out with him?"
Gussan is jealous of people who have darker skin than him.
I'm not jealous of you.
How about you?
I don't think you know.
You don't know, do you?
Do you know why people grill yaki mochi?
I don't know!
Yes, I know.
Yaki mochi is called "sexual jealousy" in professional terms.
Many women grill yaki mochi.
It's because there are fewer serotonin substances that reduce anxiety.
The main reason is self-desire.
In other words, you want to cheat, but you're holding back.
That's why you're holding back.
In that case, you grill yaki mochi.
In other words, you want to cheat as much as you grill yaki mochi.
Wow!
That's amazing!
I see.
Grilling yaki mochi is terrible!
Do you like yaki mochi that much?
No, I don't!
No, you don't!
What kind of joke is that?
It's a light joke.
It's a ridiculous joke.
Now, let's move on to Akimoto.
Yes!
Akimoto's question is...
Do you know which is more popular, meat-eater men or plant-eater men?
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The question for you is, do you know which is more popular, meat-eating men or vegetable-eating men?
Do you know which is more popular?
Meat-eating men?
It's easy to say that meat-eating men are more popular.
But you are meat-eating men, aren't you?
Meat-eating men?
You look like meat-eating men.
I really like meat.
Kanaka and Nagaoka are vegetable-eating men.
Vegetable-eating men.
Regula-san looks like meat-eating men.
I am vegetable-eating men.
This is difficult, Ota-san.
He really doesn't eat rice.
Vegetable-eating men.
But women...
Ota-san, you really don't eat rice, do you?
I don't eat rice.
If you don't eat rice, you can't eat rice for a day.
You forget about it.
But I think it depends on the generation.
Which one do you like, Akimoto-chan?
I like vegetable-eating men.
You like vegetable-eating men?
Which one do you like?
I think I like vegetable-eating men.
What?
If you like vegetable-eating men, you can't do anything about it.
But I like meat-eating men because they look like vegetable-eating men.
I see.
But actually...
It doesn't matter.
It's fun.
I know it. I think you know it.
You know it?
I know it.
It's like leaving a sense of unconsciousness.
You don't know it.
It's difficult.
It's a difficult question.
I don't know it.
For example, I don't know why you like decoration.
There are various data about it.
The data I collected tells me you like meat-eating men.
The research I did in Western medicine tells me you like decoration.
The data tells me you like meat-eating men.
There is one hypothesis.
There are 28 days of women's menopause.
They like meat-eating men and non-menopausal men.
This kind of data is coming out.
So you like both of them?
On the contrary, one woman sometimes likes both of them and sometimes meat-eating men.
She falls into dilemma.
Then she gets jealous.
Maybe.
Who is the teacher?
She is a woman.
Who is the teacher?
- What are you doing? - How about here?
No, I was told to sit here.
Can't I go over there?
- Because it's a day off. - Because it's a day off.
There is a seat in the middle of it.
- In the middle of the bridge. - What is this?
- What did you buy? - Oh, I was told to buy lunch.
- Kashiwamochi? - No.
- What do you do for lunch? - I didn't have time.
- I was selling it at the station. - What is this?
- Oh, I did it at home.
- Give me some. - Just eat it.
- I'm hungry. - What is this?
- What is this? - This can't be normal, right?
- This is a lunch. - But the reference is miso.
- No, it's not miso. - It's not miso.
- But it's not? - It's not.
- It doesn't matter. - There are seven of them for now.
- I'll eat it even if I get hit. - I came all the way here, so I'm going home after watching it.
- It's day off. - Can't you go up?
- I can't go up because it's day off. - Because it's day off.
You can't stand up.
Customers, please don't talk too much.
The customers next to me look really awkward.
Please don't stand up.
Please sit down.
Let's move on.
Next Wednesday, think of a good TV show!
Think of a good TV show next week and tell us which one you think is the best.
This time it was a coincidence, but we were afraid of it too.
Be careful!
The TV show that won first place will actually be on next Wednesday's newspaper.
Good night!
Be careful, everyone.
Write something that can actually happen.
"Gomaki ga konwaku suru zo" (it's written somewhere)
I don't know where it's written.
"Gomaki ga konwaku suru zo" (it's written somewhere)
I don't know where it's written.
So, everyone, shall we announce it?
The first place is...Nakaoka!
You dropped something.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry!
So, this is Nakaoka's TV show.
"Shock! Tamori's Emergency Press Conference"
We've always wanted Tamori-san to do something.
What press conference is that?
Tamori-san, please think about it yourself.
Are you going to throw it all away?
Let's just call the press.
Let's call the press and Tamori-san will sit down and think about it and say something shocking.
I can't do it!
It's a mystery writer campaign.
So, what's next?
Shut up!
Customers, shut up!
You're noisy and you don't know what you're saying.
What are you saying?
"Fumiya fumiya fumiya"
You can probably hear it from there.
I'm sorry.
And don't pick up girls from there.
I'm not picking up girls. I'm just saying I don't want to see it.
Okay, Oto-san.
Let's go, Oto-san's idea.
The TV program is...
"Shock!"
All programs are free!
No rules, all free talk!
No corners either!
All free talk!
That's what they do at the end of the show, right?
Yes, that's what they do from the beginning.
With the guests and the telephones?
Yes, with the telephones.
They do it separately.
But that's also free talk, right?
They come out of the opening and do free talk.
And then they come out again and do it again.
There's nothing!
Nothing!
Free talk!
Ah, that's amazing.
Let's go, Tamori-san!
Here's the program you came up with!
"Shock!"
I'm looking forward to this!
This is a way of thinking!
“Shock!” problem and Coca’s aggression announcement problem...
No, no, no!
No, right?
Which one?
No, no, no!
One of COCA and one of COKA are "shock!" invaders!
It's neither an invasion nor an original joke!
We'll make it!
And it's 100 times!
100 times?!
It's a break for that!
That's right!
What do you mean?
You want me to make it for you?
I didn't know about this!
I didn't make it!
What are you talking about?
Invasion, right?
Yes.
Invasion.
Invasion?
Yes.
Let's go with Gussan!
Yes!
The program you came up with is...
"Shock!"
We're scared, too!
We're all scared!
Gussan, you're not a chicken!
I'm not a chicken lover!
Didn't you say that earlier?
I like meat!
I've always been a chicken lover!
You're not a chicken lover!
I've always had a young chicken here!
I sometimes pick it up!
Not a chicken, but a chicken!
I don't like chickens!
You're not a chicken!
You're probably panicking, including the audience!
I'd like to see Tanaka-san's head.
I'd like to see it.
I see.
Today's guest is...
Igarashi-kun.
Igarashi-kun hasn't thought of one.
Which one do you want to see?
There's a lot of things, but which one do you want to see?
I want to see free talk.
I haven't thought of one either.
You shouldn't think of one in the first place.
Why do you have a flip phone?
Can I have it?
Let me just put it out.
Is the audio okay?
I'll do it myself.
Bimi's high tension lunch.
Is this okay?
What is this?
Since I brought lunch today,
let's all bring lunch together.
Isn't that what you used to do with lunch boxes?
It's like this.
It's not this person's fault.
Is this okay?
I'm sorry, there was a signal from above.
That's a rejection from the start.
From these four.
Let's go from the four.
Okay, audience!
From number one to four,
next week's "Switch On"!
Next week's "Switch On"!
It's been announced!
It's a free talk!
It's a free talk! It's a free talk!
It's a free talk! I really can't do a free talk!
If you take a day off and do a free talk next week, you're doing it because you want to!
It's not like I'm doing it because I want to!
So next week, it's another free talk that Tamori-san came up with!
It's a good ending!
Yes!
Isamushi-kun!
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