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Today's topic is...
Shut up!
"Who is 'always bad'?"
That person will appear in the following broadcast, but we won't talk about that person at all!
Is that okay? You must not talk about that person!
Okay!
Come here! What's wrong with you?!
Salmas! Salmas!
I'm sorry.
What you said is...
I didn't think I would agree with you.
We have no choice but to do it!
Let's do it!
Tomori-san's brain is full of terror!
Please do your best!
Isn't this a rude program?
Mr. Ohtan, please take a seat.
Now, I'm going to hit Mr. Tamori, who you all love, in the head, which you don't know much about.
Now, you all... you all...
Mr. Tamori...
I don't think we can do anything.
You did weird things.
No, really...
You did weird things.
Last time, I... you know, about the newspaper...
Well, I did come up with this idea, but...
I don't think we can do anything, really!
Well, I think we'll end up like this for the day.
Forever?! Forever?!
Forever and ever...
Now, everyone!
Mr. Tamori, please look back at what you've done!
Go ahead!
You can do it! You can still do it!
That's good!
You're following the board, aren't you?
The impact of this board is quite weak!
It's okay! It's okay!
It can't be helped!
It's okay! It's okay!
It can't be helped today!
I'm sorry!
You're doing pretty well, though!
Now, Tamori-san, you've won the Pitta-mo-shou that fits perfectly in your head!
Tamori-sushi, hair and sunglasses are made of sesame and yukari eyebrows are kanpyo
cheeks and tie are made of mentaiko
mouth is made of fish sausage
clothes, arms, background and around the face are made of mixed eel.
It's getting more and more luxurious every week.
Tamori-san, you've won the Pitta-mo-shou that fits perfectly in your head!
Here is the theme for today's show!
What is it?
Tamori-san, what is a child's behavior that you don't think will make you a better adult?
Please write it down for us.
What is a child's behavior that you don't think will make you a better adult?
Tamori-san, please think about it with us.
Everyone in front of the TV, please think about it with us.
This is novel.
Everyone, have you written it down?
Let's see it!
Tamori Kokado!
What is a child's behavior that you don't think will make you a better adult?
Here it is!
A child who reads Golgo 13 at a supermarket.
It's a killer. It's a killer's manga.
No, it's not.
It's a manga!
Isn't it cool, this setting?
I don't like children, if they're born.
I think it's a little too much.
Yes.
There are various scenes.
Nakaoka Tamori!
Yes!
I don't like this either.
Using "One Life's Wish" for cheap.
One life's wish!
It's common, isn't it?
"Didn't you say 'one life's wish' before?"
"One life's wish! Lend me an eraser!"
A small one.
One life's wish!
You'll risk your life for it.
It's not that easy.
She's not that easy.
Don't worry about it!
Why are you worrying about it?
Is it okay? Akimoto Tamori!
Yes! I think it's this!
Leaving the border of a pizza.
Is it possible?
There are more.
There are 10 people.
I only eat the border.
That's weirder.
People like the border, right?
That's right.
Tamori is happy about food.
He tells her to eat well.
Tanaka Tamori!
This one.
Kanagi Amori.
He read textbooks with a lot of emotion.
I was that kind of person.
You were that kind of person.
I'm like that too.
You're right.
I haven't become a bad adult yet.
You're right.
Spray!
I've never seen this popular.
Spray, popular spray.
Let's not do that.
We have to decide it by May.
Yes, we have to decide it.
Let's decide it by May.
Otamori!
That's too normal.
If there is a child like this...
No, no, he is an adult.
He is an adult.
If it is a child...
We don't know.
Maybe it is a child.
We don't know.
We don't know anything.
That's right.
We don't know anything.
This place is creepy.
That's right.
Actually, we don't know anything.
Now,
Otamori, please answer.
If a child like this is not an adult...
He is wearing underpants and snuff.
That's right!
He is not an adult since he was a child.
That's right!
That's not good.
Is there a child like this?
He is wearing underpants and snuff.
He is an adult.
He is not like this on purpose.
He is like, "Are you wearing snuff?"
We will know it later.
Is there more?
That's fine.
The correct answer is...
That's right!
You don't like it?
I don't like it either.
You don't like it?
We like it!
"Laughing Friends" is sponsored by Goran.
Everyone, limit!
Aim for continuous correct answer quiz "I don't know"!
There are things that experts know and things that they don't know.
So we have a professor who specializes in science and research with us.
Will he know or not know?
Let's have him answer.
What is it?
I'm sorry. I was wondering where you were.
I didn't know you were in a place like this.
Here's the theme.
Today's theme is...
"I don't know"!
Don't fool me for a second!
Why are you doing a mouth prank?
I know it!
Everyone does it!
I wonder if it's different today.
Yes, the theme is... "Animals"!
Animals!
There are a lot of them.
Let me introduce you.
He is a specialist of all animals.
He is an animalist.
He is Machida Riumi-sensei.
Nice to meet you.
He is a specialist.
You are being weird again.
He is Machida Riumi-sensei.
He is 42 years old.
He used to be a heavyweight...
No, he wasn't!
He was a heavyweight!
He wasn't a heavyweight!
Don't say "image".
He was a heavyweight!
A heavyweight!
He wasn't a heavyweight.
You are wrong!
In order to understand the ecology of wild animals,
he explored all parts of the world.
In his 20s, he started writing about animals...
...due to a request from a specialist.
He is a specialist of all animals...
...from fish, reptiles, birds of prey, and so on.
Currently, he runs a research institute for animals...
...in Japan.
Is that so?
That's great!
Is he running a research institute?
Yes, he is.
He usually lies down naked with animals.
That's right.
Naked!
Isn't he a punk, Machida?
Yes, that's right.
Since we are in Shinjuku today...
...we shouldn't wear clothes.
It has nothing to do with Shinjuku!
Whether it's Shinjuku or Itabashi...
...we should wear clothes!
Is it better to touch animals naked?
Since humans are also animals...
...naked is the best way to feel refreshed.
It's like an animal.
I think you've made half of your life mistakes!
No, I haven't made many mistakes!
That's enough!
When are you going to stop?
I'm going to stop now.
The winner is Mr. Nakaoka.
Do you know the reason why dogs pee with one leg up?
Isn't it different between male and female?
No, it's only male.
How do you pee?
With your eyes down.
Without being lazy.
Why?
The reason?
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
Why?
You don't know, do you?
You don't know how dogs feel, do you?
If you don't know, I'll go.
Are you ready?
What?
Where did my feelings go?
You decide.
I decide.
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
It is often said that
to show one's territory,
if you pee high up,
the smell will spread far away,
and you can claim to be a Darbari.
The higher you pee,
the more you get in the way.
It is said that
it makes you think that
big animals are strong animals,
but in reality,
it is very important for Darbari
to have a wolf
or a wild animal
which is a dog's primordial being.
It is definitely more important than a dog.
Wolves raise their legs,
but they don't become weapons like dogs
and try to pee high up.
So we don't know
why domestic dogs
try to pee high up
than wolves.
So we don't know
why they do it.
But if we say that,
the females won't raise their legs.
By the way,
I do it to stretch my back.
No way.
Why do you do it?
I want to pee high up.
That is correct.
Here is the next question.
Why do you know
if a dog's nose is wet
or not?
It is cute.
Some dogs are not wet.
If a dog is in a bad condition,
it doesn't change.
It has a meaning.
Some dogs lick their nose.
I think they know it.
I think so, too.
I think it is important
whether a dog's nose is wet or not.
It is important to check a dog's condition.
So...
Do you know it?
I know it!
You know it, right?
You want us to know it, right?
Yes, we know it.
As you know, there is an air purifier, right?
An air purifier has a dry type filter and a wet type filter.
The wet type filter smells bad.
I'm worried about you!
You are too bad at it!
Yes, yes.
So, like that, if a dog's nose is wet, it is easier for the smell factor to stick.
So, it is easier for the smell factor to stick, so the nose is wet.
So, if it is bad, it is dry?
If it is bad, it is dry. That is true, but...
When a dog's nose is wet, it is uncontrollable and dry.
So, it is dry when you put it down.
Sometimes, you lick it and it gets wet.
Sometimes, the tear glands and the nasal cavity are connected.
So, the tear glands fall down and it gets wet.
It is nose water.
It is a little different from nose water.
Is it 100 times worse?
No, it is 1 million times worse.
1 million times worse?
Yes, it is 1 million times worse.
But 1 million times worse is measured based on Shepard.
So, it is better for a dog to have a good nose than Shepard.
And it is worse for a dog to have a bad nose than Shepard.
But, some people say that Shepard's nose is 2 million times worse.
Even though it is that bad?
What is it?
It is completely wrong.
Why are you saying hello?
It is a good greeting.
Here is the question.
Do you know why cats groom themselves or not?
Cats groom themselves.
I live with cats every day.
Cats groom themselves.
Why?
You don't have to clean them, you don't have to bathe them.
You can disinfect them too.
You don't have to bathe them at all.
And you don't have to wash them.
What?
You don't have to do anything.
You don't have to wash them.
So you wash them yourself?
You wash them yourself.
So you know for sure!
What?
You know for sure!
Mr. Kanaka doesn't know for sure.
But you don't have to do anything.
You don't have to bathe them.
About one fifth of what you just said is correct.
But dogs don't lick as much as cats do.
Cats can't synthesize vitamin D in their bodies.
But they release oil from their bodies and put it around their hair.
And when it hits the sun, it converts into vitamin D.
That's why they smoke cigarettes under the sun.
That's right. They put oil from their bodies on the sun and convert it into vitamin D.
And they lick it to replenish nutrition.
That's why they lick vitamin D.
Don't humans lick it too?
That's...
What's that?
That's...
Humans can lick it?
I can be licked too?
Cats...
Cats lick humans.
Doesn't that make you feel salty?
That's not a vitamin supplement.
There's no vitamin?
When you're replenishing electrolyte, you can hear it, right?
Yes.
Isn't it salty?
I don't know.
This is...
Wow, it's here!
One more!
You got it!
If you get 5 questions right, you get to eat all of Gindago's takoyaki twice a week!
Let's put in the microphone.
Do you know why salmon can go back to the river it was born in?
This is...
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
You don't know?
For some reason...
I don't know.
This alone seems like a mystery.
You don't know?
Yes, it really seems like a mystery.
It's strange, isn't it?
I don't know.
What?
You don't know?
No, I don't know.
This is important.
I know!
Why did you ask?
I really don't know.
You don't know?
No, I don't know.
She doesn't know.
I don't know.
There are a lot of mysteries about salmon.
There are still a lot of things about the sea that we don't know about eels.
I don't know!
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, let's do it!
I don't know!
I've never heard of it.
It is said that the salmon remembers the smell of river and goes back to the river where it was born.
That's for sure, but we don't know why salmon remembers river's smell.
We don't know why salmon remembers river's smell and goes back to river.
We don't know why salmon can go back to river where it was born.
By the way, salmon is said to have the best sense of smell out of all water animals.
What about dogs?
Dogs don't live in water.
Genda gave us a present!
Yes!
What is that?
It's not a gun.
I don't know yet!
I've never seen it.
If I'm wrong, I can't eat it, right?
Genda has cleared.
Next is this.
What's wrong?
I know why dogs wag their tails.
I'm happy.
I'm sad.
I'm happy.
I'm sad.
Why?
I don't know why, but I'm happy.
It's like a will.
People say you're happy when you're happy, but you don't know when you're happy.
People say they're happy when they're happy.
This is difficult.
I don't know.
I think you know this.
Do you know?
I know this.
Why?
Akimoto-chan knows this.
I know.
Which one?
I know!
Okay!
How is it?
You can do it!
Take it!
Yes, that's right.
It is often said that dogs wag their tails when they are happy,
but they also wag their tails when they are angry,
and they also wag their tails when they are nervous.
So, why do they wag their tails?
First of all, why do they wag their tails when they are in a good mood?
It is often said that it is easier for emotions to come out of the brain because it is connected from the brain to the spinal cord.
So, it's not about whether a lizard is happy or not, but whether a lizard wags its tail or not,
or whether a rhino is happy or not.
If you think about it like that...
A rhino.
So, if you think about it like that, why do dogs wag their tails?
You can use it as a means of communication,
but if you do it aggressively like that, you will know how you feel,
so it is sometimes disadvantageous.
So, to be honest, we don't know why dogs wag their tails.
This program has been brought to you by the following sponsors.
Next week we will decide which program is the most popular among the audience by ourselves.
By doing this, the tension in this corner has increased a lot.
We can't write random things.
It's a very important corner.
It's the same for choosing programs.
We can't think of random things.
By the way, we will have you think of this 25-character version.
If you become number one, you will ride the LATERAN next Wednesday.
Let's look at it in order.
First of all, it's this corner's LATERAN.
Don't look at it and think of it.
Everyone will make their own bentos and exchange them.
No way!
It's not a joke!
Think about it!
What do you mean?
Everyone will make their own bentos and exchange them.
But you want to eat your own, right?
It's really good!
I won't make it for you!
You want to eat it, right?
Everyone will make their own, but you will only eat yours.
I will eat yours, too.
I don't like Nakaoka's.
Why?!
I don't like Nakaoka's!
Why?! It's beautiful!
I don't like Nakaoka's!
You have to do this every time you travel!
Nakaoka's is the worst!
I feel sorry for you!
You can't get that much?
Then, Gussa...
Do you have confidence?
This is amazing!
This is what happens when you're young.
This project is really new.
It's new!
This is Gussa's latte!
It's new!
Everyone, let's do it!
No!
I don't want to do it!
That's right!
I'm interested in it!
I've done it before.
You have?
A long time ago.
How was it?
The show is sinking.
That's right.
It's sinking.
It's so exciting.
It's weird for a guy to gather at 12 noon.
It's weird.
Besides, after the show...
Talks.
We'll use a lot of talk we don't usually use.
We'll use a lot of jokes.
Let's look at Nakaoka.
Nakaoka's latte.
Hurry up! Tamori, are you not going to appear during the live show?
Appear during the live show?
What does that mean?
We'll use a phone during the live show.
Appear and bring it here.
And we'll eat it together.
We're only thinking about eating.
We have to do something beneficial for us too.
Something fun.
It can be ramen.
It can be pizza.
Tamori.
Tamori is nervous.
He'll come over and bring it here.
He'll say "please make it in time."
Let's look at Ota's latte.
Tamori and Ota's new content.
Is this your own new content?
Yes.
With Tomohisa?
That's right.
Wow, that's amazing!
It's amazing, but...
I tried getting out of the basement of the basement of the basement.
I see.
I had a dream of doing it for a long time.
I really want to see it!
Tomohisa is...
A writer, Miki-san, came in, so Miki-san wrote it for me.
In the opening?
In the opening and anywhere.
Anywhere is fine.
Half and all is fine.
Not half and all, but anywhere is fine.
Anywhere is fine.
A precise content.
Now, let's look at Tomohisa's opening.
Tomohisa's "Lateran", here it is!
"Carrying a baby doll in the middle of the hill"
A baby doll!
What is "carrying"?
"Carrying" is like this
"Carrying" is like this?
It's like my mother in the past
Your mother in the past
What's painful about this is that it's a fallout
At first it says "carry" but
it's about 50 minutes later
and no one says anything
"Why did you write like this?"
Now, we'd like to ask our viewers on TV next week
to think about this as well
Think about it carefully
This is...
There's something you want to see, right?
We still don't know what you want to see
Right?
Now, let's ask our viewers
Switch on!
We will be doing a live broadcast
but we will also be doing a live broadcast of the 8th Roppongi Hills Hokkaido Toho Cinemas all over the country at the same time
We will be doing live broadcasts all over Japan, and we will also be doing live broadcasts in cinemas as well
This will be the 10th time
We will be able to watch it in 8 countries all over the country, right?
8 countries at the same time
And of course we will be doing live broadcasts as well
This time it's a charity
In the end, who is it?
Who is it?
The number of questions about "who is that person" is currently 16
16?!
How many?!
16?!
In the end, it's Donald!
But, you know, I'm Soichiro's father's guardian.
This is the first time I've heard of it.
I didn't get it at first, but I was like "ahhh!"
Today you're my dad, but next time you're my kid.
If you look closely, it's the same.
My face was red in the opening.
I was like, "what?"
You've seen it a lot, haven't you?
Knowing that, I want to watch it again for a while.
What kind of reaction is that?
See you tomorrow!