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It's Monday even if you're laughing.
The opening is a corner where you act according to the news, but since it's Valentine's Day today, what is Hitori's Valentine's Day news?
Yes, my wife is trying to eat all the chocolate.
Yes, I will never forgive you!
Once again, guest of es, acting battle, news the face!
guest of es, acting battle, news the face!
- Is that okay? - That's...
- Is that okay? - There's no problem.
- Is there a problem? - Did you injure your foot?
- No, I didn't. - It's just a pattern. - Oh, it's just a pattern.
Today's first news is...
"Love Injection" in "Mitsuku", "Marriage Consultation Assistant" in "Yaku" and "Triangle Relationship" in "Meisa Fujiki".
What kind of story is this?
This is a love comedy.
Since it's a love comedy, the title hasn't been announced yet and I was told to leave a comment.
So I said "I'll do my best. Love Injection" and it became like a title.
Isn't it a title?
Isn't it?
The title "Love Injection" in this era is too funny.
It's not a title.
It's not a title?
I see.
It's not a title?
Can't we say it?
It hasn't been officially decided yet.
It hasn't been decided yet?
Has the content of the story been decided?
The content of the story is in "Marriage Consultation Assistant" when you read the newspaper.
You read the newspaper, didn't you?
At the same time as us?
You read it at the same time as us?
Can you do it?
The guest actor who will play with "Stars" is...
Yamazaki Shigenori.
Hello, I'm an actor, Yamazaki Shigenori.
What did you say?
You're an actor?
I'm an actor! What are you talking about?
You're a panelist, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
When I did some research about last year's work, I found out that "variety" was three times more popular than "drama".
I was surprised.
Here is the first question.
"All of a sudden, I'm surprised and surprised by the role of Catherine Shingo, but since everyone is looking at me, I can do it."
It's difficult!
It's a difficult topic.
Here is the second news.
"Gara Gara Gara"
"Aladdin"
"Sackman"
He won.
There are 3,572 people in the world who have won.
Sackman wants to use his prize money for his parents and pets.
He's buying a lot of things.
Are there people like that?
There are a lot of people like that.
There are people like that.
Sackman Kazuryu-kun, please come in!
How much is it for both parents and pets?
I like sackman Kazuryu-kun and I have one at home.
And I want to use it for aquarium pop-up.
Aquarium pop-up?
How many aquariums?
Pop-up?
There was a time when there were 200 aquariums at its peak.
What?!
Scary!
200 aquariums?
That's a lot of aquariums!
There was a time when there were 200 aquariums in the apartment on the sixth floor.
What?!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay?
What about the smell?
It's okay, I'm watering it properly.
How many aquariums did you buy 200 of?
I put about six 60cm aquariums and watered them all.
Yes, I bought 200 of them.
What about the food?
I gave them food called "sackman's food".
Why? Are you cute, sackman?
No, it's wonderful.
I recommend it to everyone!
I want you to buy me a sackman as soon as this is over.
Why?
Because you're cute!
Why am I cute?
No, no matter how much you do at work or school,
when you come home and look at the aquariums, you're all like this.
You're angry!
It's not 200 of them, it's 200 of them!
400 of them!
400 of them are like this!
What do you mean?
Doesn't this overlap?
I know!
It's because when you sleep it's like "shake shake shake shake shake"
Look at what you're saying!
You sound like you're talking about far away.
Shiny and "shake shake shake shake shake shake shake"
Do you saying different things?
I do say different things!
When you realize you were really under a pillow or anywhere else like that you can say it too.
Wow, it looks like it's going to stick together!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
Here is the question.
When you watch TV and you die back, but you realize you're the only one laughing, you say, "Well, maybe not."
It's getting harder and harder.
Yes, it is.
Now, let's decide who to play against.
Yes!
Gekidashina!
Okay, turn it around.
Which one is decided?
This one is regular, right?
One of them seems difficult.
One of them seems difficult, right?
Shall we start with the regular one?
Shall we start with the guest one?
Okay, first up is the guest.
I'm surprised to be chosen as my opponent, but since everyone is looking at me, I'll do my best.
I'll show you my determination and expression.
Let's go.
Ready, start!
That's what I heard.
Let's continue.
Let's continue and show it.
This is the expression when you watch TV and laugh, but when you realize you're the only one laughing...
"Well, it's not like that."
It's an expression when you're trying to hide it.
Here you go!
Oh, you're laughing. You're laughing like crazy.
Why are you mad?
It's like you're not laughing.
I'm not laughing like that.
You don't have to be mad.
Now, customers, which one did you like better? Switch on!
This is the 10th place for actors who think they're a nuisance!
This show is brought to you by these sponsors.
Which one is the most popular?
None of them!
We will announce the best 10 of certain topics.
Please guess which ones are not in the top 10.
Let me introduce our guests.
Mr. Yamazaki, please join us.
Mr. Yamazaki, an actor.
But I'm losing my job as an actor again.
Can you do something about it?
I can't do anything about it.
When Mr. Yamazaki came out, she was really...
She was really...
Who is she? An actor?
I won't forget your face!
I'll remember you!
Please continue to join us, Mr. Sakuma.
And we have one more guest.
Ms. Joy!
She's bald.
What?
She's bald.
No, she's not bald. It's just dyed here.
Oh, I see.
What do you think?
That's lame!
Lame?
Lame!
If it's a horse, it'll work, right?
Excuse me, it's this one, right?
You're taking too long!
He went down on his own.
Since we're here, let's have R-1 KITTY's Sakkun tell us a story.
Joy-san, are you ready?
Sakkun, tell us a story.
Is 20 minutes enough for you?
No, not at all!
Then, tell us a joke!
Here, here, here, here, joint gathering!
V's Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Rock, Paper, Scissors!
It leads you to the future!
Rock, Paper, Scissors!
One more!
If you can leave only the first place, we will give you this as a present!
Do you want a drink?
Yes!
Let's do our best!
And if you can answer all of them in order, we will give you this as a perfect score!
This is difficult.
It has been 40 years since it was founded and it boasts a network of 57 locations around the world.
We will take you on a trip to Paris!
The theme of today's show is...
Yamadera's...
#30 is ice cream, #1 is flavor, #10 is #30...
Let's take a look!
What's #1?
Vanilla!
Vanilla's never been #1, has it?
And...
What's #30?
Macaroni and cheese cake!
This is so good!
And...
Chocolate mint!
Only adults will know!
And...
Love potion #30!
Next!
Cupid's heart!
Next!
Berry berry strawberry!
This is my favorite!
And...
Caramel lemon!
Next!
Hazelnut chocolate!
Looks good!
Chocolate is strong!
Hazelnut is...
Love is strong!
Cheesecake!
This looks good!
The last one is...
Here it is!
Poppin' shower!
Huh?
Which one is it?
Poppin' shower!
Now, #30 is...
It's not enough, is it?
This time, we have prepared this product!
It's here, it's here!
From 31, Suzuki-san has come!
Suzuki-san!
Suzuki-san, where is your shop located?
It's in Rakuga-ten!
Rakuga-ten in Tokyo Dome City!
Suzuki-san, which one do you like the most?
The one I like the most is the strawberry cheesecake!
Everyone, if you guess it right, you can eat what you guessed right!
Let's start right away!
We have decided the order beforehand at 9am!
First, Saku-kun!
Go!
Saku-kun, Saku-kun!
I'm counting on you!
There's a 10th place!
10th place!
Let's aim for a trip to Paris with a perfect score!
Let's go!
10th place!
Go for it!
Which one is the least popular?
It's not popular, right?
Yes, that's right!
I think it's cheesecake because it looks popular!
It's popular!
I don't think it'll betray us!
So we'll remove it!
Aim for the 10th place!
10th place!
I think it tastes good and it looks good too!
It's a little plain...
Hazelnut chocolate!
It's okay!
It's not bad!
It's okay!
Let's go!
It's okay!
The response is a little scary!
Hazelnut is...
Hazelnut chocolate is...
not in first place!
Open!
I think there's a reason for it.
It's hard for men like us to ask for love potions.
It's a little embarrassing.
So I think love potions and Cupid's heart are lower.
Cupid's heart is...
9th...no, it's not 1st!
It's not 1st! Open!
Today is the popularity ranking of the past month.
That means...
The popularity ranking of the past month is...
Cupid Heart is a new product that was released in January for the Valentine campaign.
That's dangerous!
There are still 10th and 9th places.
I think Love Potion and Love Scola Cheesecake are dangerous.
10th place.
The girls eat up all the love stuff.
The love stuff is...
Dangerous, so...
Love Potion.
It's Love Potion, so...
Caramel Ribbon!
It's 1st! It's 1st! It's not 1st!
I don't think it's 1st, Caramel Ribbon.
It's 1st.
It's what girls say. It's right.
It's 1st, right?
AKB is in a big boom at this time of year.
Caramel Ribbon is in a big boom.
No, I...
It's scary!
Believe in yourself!
Let's go!
Caramel Ribbon is not 1st!
It's not 1st!
It's scary.
Open!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Are you okay?
No. 2 and 3 came out!
What's number one?
So far it's not number one.
Today it's 13-man ice cream, popular flavor.
Next up, joy-man!
It's not joy-man.
It's not man-no-man.
For me, it's probably this popping shower.
I don't think it's right.
It's not okay, you guys haven't gotten any points yet.
You guys haven't gotten any points yet.
Hitori-san said it too, but it's like naming something and saying it's embarrassing.
You guys haven't gotten any points yet.
But it's amazing.
It's popping shower.
Yubito was number two.
The only thing that pops in here is that.
It's okay.
I think you can do it.
I'll do it.
Start with chocolate mint.
Chocolate mint or vanilla?
I'll go with chocolate mint for now.
What are you doing?
Which one?
It's chocolate mint.
I don't feel good.
I can't stand it.
Chocolate mint is not number one.
What was that?
Mr. Shizumi, Mr. Shizumi, I'm counting on you.
This came to my city 40 years ago.
At that time, it was a big deal.
When I first ate chocolate milk, I thought, "Wow, what's this?"
So I don't think you eat vanilla at a party.
Vanilla is eaten elsewhere, isn't it?
I think it's better to say elsewhere.
I don't think you eat vanilla at a party.
Vanilla is delicious, too.
Vanilla is popular, isn't it?
I don't eat vanilla.
Vanilla is not bad.
I don't eat vanilla.
I'll eat it, though.
Vanilla is not number one.
I like strawberry and cheesecake.
It's hard.
Number 10, 9 and 1 are left.
I like strawberry and cheesecake.
I don't believe in myself.
So I think it's okay.
I don't like number one.
If it's okay, I will say "he is nice".
Let's go.
Strawberry and cheesecake.
Strawberry and cheesecake is not number one!
Alright!
Which one is number ten?
Thank you.
Which one is number ten?
There is still number ten left.
Mr. Atsui!
I was scared!
I don't know anymore!
Why are you touching my butt?
Terrorism.
Please don't terrorize me.
I don't know at all.
In this state...
Please don't tickle me.
I can't concentrate.
Number ten!
I think popping shower is good!
If you've come this far, I don't care what you say!
Popping shower!
I think cheesecake is popular.
And love potion is in the 34th place,
so it will definitely be in the top place.
It's a campaign.
And berry berry strawberry has a lot of berries!
It's popular, isn't it?
I think it's number one, so I don't care about popping shower.
I think popping shower is...
Popping shower is not number one!
Open!
Today we have one more question.
The next theme is this!
Yamadera's "forever twenty" is number two!
The remaining four men will receive these best items.
Let's take a look at the items.
Here, open!
"Xford" shoes.
- And... - I don't know anything about it.
A chiffon tunic with a flower pattern.
- What is it? - Next, this one.
- What is it? - A flower pattern skirt.
- I don't know anything about it. - And finally, this one.
- A flower pattern skirt! - A denim shorts.
It's hard to predict, and not many people responded.
Ryo-san, which one is the least popular?
I don't know, but if there's a flower pattern, it must be popular.
- So... - Flower pattern, flower pattern.
- Key chain knit. - I've never worn it.
- I've never worn it. - You haven't?
No, it's cheap. You can buy it for about 3,000 yen.
- So it's popular. - Is that so?
Then you should buy it.
Key chain knit.
- It's not number one. - It's cheaper than others.
- Is that so? - You can buy it for about 4,000 to 5,000 yen.
- It's affordable. - It's really cheap.
- Key chain knit is 2,500 yen. - Oh, it's cheap.
- The average price is 2,500 yen. - Yes.
Ryo-san, which one do you want the most?
- Which one do you want the most? - Key chain knit.
- You'll wear it later, won't you? - Yes, I will.
Will you let me wear it?
- Flower pattern skirt. - Flower pattern skirt.
- But... - But...
Key chain knit is not number one.
- Open! - Please, please, please.
- This isn't first place. - I think this is first place.
- This is first place. - I want to wear this. - I want to wear this.
- Tamo-san, you want to wear a floral knit. - This is a little different.
- I want Tamo-san to wear this the most. - That's right.
- Then, this one. - No, no, no. - This one.
- Denim shorts. - Denim shorts are...
- If this is first place, Tamo-san will wear denim shorts tomorrow. - No, no, no.
- It's fine, it's fine. - If this is first place, Tamo-san will wear denim shorts tomorrow.
- Do you know what will happen if you wear that? - No, no, it's bad, it's really bad.
- Tamo-san, are you serious? - No, no, no. - You'll spill it. - I'm sorry, but what is this?
- What is this? - Don't say it, don't say it.
- There are also shoes. - No, I don't like shoes. - They're cheap, right? - They're cheap, but overall they're cheap.
- The average price of shoes is 2,500 yen. - What? That's 2,500 yen?
- The average price of pants is 2,000 yen. - What?
- The skirt is 1,300 yen. - That's cheap!
- Denim shorts are about 1,500 yen. - Denim shorts are cheap. - That's good.
- Shorts. Denim shorts are not first place. - Denim shorts are not first place.
Out there!
I won this one, Oxford Shoes.
Fourth place, floral chiffon tunic.
Second place, floral skirt.
That was close.
That's it for this week's "Most Popular Games You're Interested In".
I don't know.
I don't know either.
By the way, don't you pop it?
We do, we do.
When you eat the mint part, you pop it.
Tamori-san, you didn't want to eat it, did you?
The best popping shower sells over 20,000 bottles on average per day.
That's amazing!
Popping for children is the most popular.
Suzushita, do you do it 20,000 times?
Not really.
I do it all the time.
All the time?
That's amazing.
That's too bad.
You don't have any announcements?
We don't have any announcements.
Are you okay with it, Saku?
Saku? Saku?
He usually appears in "Rumiezer" and "Yoshimoto" and such.
That's it.
I'm moving next month.
Oh, you're moving?
Look down and turn around!
Thank you!