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It's Monday even if you're laughing! Today we will be playing around with the news we have here!
By the way, what is your number one news, Atsushi-san?
The power of the TV or radio transmitter turns on on its own.
Isn't that really scary?
It turns on and off.
Oh, it happens quite often?
Yes.
Well then, let's go! Friendship battle! News now, face!
If you get chosen, you'll have to represent the latest news for the two of you, and only show your symptoms.
- Yes! - Yes!
The judges are you, customers. Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
- Assistant, Akimo. - Thank you for having me!
- Thank you for having me! - Thank you for having me!
- Last week, only one group won. - Yes.
What did you win?
It's the face you make when you win a birthday party and someone else wears it for you.
- I didn't know that. - It's a good expression.
- It's a good expression. - Yes, it's good.
It's this kind of expression.
- He's done it. - He's done it. - He's done it. - I see.
- He's got it. - He's got it.
- He's got a happy face. - I learned it before I was born. - He's happy. - I have a present for you.
- Oh, really? - I learned it before I was born, like it's my birthday.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- You won. - Thank you.
- Can you win like this? - Of course.
- If you work hard, you can win. - Yes, I'll work hard.
- Is it hard for you? - It's not hard for me.
- It's hard for you. - It's my thick skin.
- Now, let's move on to the news. Here's the first one.
- Oh, that's good. - It's good. How is it?
- I really enjoyed it. - No, no.
- It's not for you. - What kind of stance is it?
- Five of you started working together next year. - Yes.
- In the competition with Suzuku Zuby Shot, you five worked together and won.
- That's good. - That's good.
- This month, you five started working together. - That's good.
- It's hard for you. - It's hard for me.
- I didn't start working together like that. - It's hard for me.
- Hello. - No, I didn't start working together like that.
- That's scary. - After such a controversy, you don't care about it that much.
- I don't care about it that much. - Let's go backwards.
- But this back skin drama is like "Hore Saseya" (Japanese TV series)
- The skin. - Yes.
- There is a role that gives you a mission every time. - Yes.
- I actually heard about it. - Really?
- There is a role that gives you a mission every time. - Really?
- But there is no schedule so I was like "I'm sorry."
- I was like "Who is doing it for me?" and when I looked in the room, it was a robot.
- I will announce the mission this time.
- A robot is doing it for me!
- A robot.
- On March 20th, the tickets for the event will be on sale for only 5 minutes in Osaka, USA.
- It's amazing. - No pre-sale.
- No make up. - Wow.
- At a time like this, he comes without make up. - Amazing.
- Because we know he's waiting for the release date. - Yeah.
- I'm pretty confident about not having make up on. - Yeah.
- But you're cute. - You're cute.
- I can't do anything funny without make up on my face. - No.
- You don't usually do it. - I forgot.
- I'll sing the first song. - Okay.
- I don't know who will do it yet, but here it is. - Karaoke.
- Fans who were depressed by Kara's dissolution were happy to see him continue his activities. - I see.
- I really want to do it. - What?
- I really want to do it. - I see.
- I really want to do it. - You want to do it, right?
- You know how it feels, right? - You must have felt it.
- It's the most emotional thing you can do. - Yes.
- I won't let you do it. - You won't let me do it?
- That's right. - Yes.
- I'll choose the song. - Wait.
- You can't look at me, right? - Yes, you can.
- You can't look at me. - You can't look at me.
- You can't look at me. - You can't.
- You can't. - Yes.
- Ta-da! Mr. Yoshizumi! - It's me!
- I'm going to do it! - I'm pretty happy.
Let me give you an image. I'm not interested in you.
I've seen you shake your butt around here.
- What? - What's that?
- What's that? - He did it for me.
- What did you do? - What did you ask for?
- What did you ask for? - I didn't ask you for anything. He did it for me.
- You did it on your own. - If you do it twice, I'll do it around here.
- He doesn't do it on his own! - He did it for me!
- He did it for you! - You shouldn't do it when you're facing him!
- It's rude of you to do it like this. - You shouldn't do it!
- He did it for you! - You should've asked for it!
- You did it for me! - I didn't do it!
- You shouldn't do it like that! - I didn't do it!
- Why did you do it? - I said it, so you should've done it!
- You should've asked for it! - I didn't do it!
- No, you didn't! - What's that?
- You should've asked for it! - You should've asked for it!
- Next time, I'll show you my ID card. - Your ID card?
- That's a big problem. - What if it's true?
- Then I'll kick your ass. - What's that?
- It's a reality show, so I can't lie.
- Oh, it's next. - Yes, it's the second news.
- This is it! - This is it!
- It's the Nagato Intel Ruins. - It's exciting.
- It's already on the news. - It's been out for 30 minutes.
- It was a big assist. - What's the deal with it being 3 minutes before?
- There's a deadline. - There's a deadline of 3 minutes.
- There's a deadline of 3 minutes. - There's a deadline of 3 minutes.
- The ruins is 60,000 euros. - 60,000 euros?
- 60,000 euros is pretty cheap. - 67,000 euros.
- Wow! - Amazing!
- You don't get it for free. - You don't get it for free.
- The club gets it for free. - The club gets it for free.
- Because we withdrew it. - Yes.
- The club gets it for free. - Yes.
- That's how valuable it is, right? - Amazing!
- It won in the Roman match a few hours ago. - It won!
- It's sad. - We won!
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- Isn't Intel the strongest team right now? - It's a big team.
- A big team. - It's a strong team.
- Yes. - It's a strong team in Italy.
- But I don't think there are any Japanese players in such a big team. - No.
- Kooza! - Kooza!
- Don't say Kooza! - Don't say Kooza!
- The answer is... - The answer is...
At the airport, you find Nagata and ask for his autograph, but you think he's a completely different person and try to deceive him. What do you say?
- This is difficult! - This is difficult!
- What do you say? - What do you say?
- Who does he look like? - He looks like Chikada Haruo.
- Now, let's decide who will play against each other. - Yes.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Ryo! - Ryo!
- Can you do it, Ryo? - I can't do it.
- Are you okay? - There's no voice in it.
- Yes. - Which one is which? - I'm scared of waiting.
- It's the one of Nagatomo. - I'm glad.
- This is a difficult question. - It is. - Yes.
- You're approaching because you think it's you until you ask for an autograph. - Yes.
- You know it's not you and you know it.
- Ryo, are you okay? - Ryo!
- Ryo! - Are you okay? - Yes.
- Even if it's not you, let's go. - Yes. - You go first.
- Now, it's Yoshizumi Ishihara's expression when a fan who was depressed about his dismissal continues his activities.
- Go ahead!
- He's an actor. - An actor?!
- Who's an actor? - Huh?
- Wasn't he a super-big-shot actor just now?
- He's an actor. Is he an actor?
- He's spreading his wings. - He's Ishihara Gundan.
- Now, it's Koko's turn. - Yes.
- That's... - That's what I'm worried about. - Yes, you are.
- At Tamura Factory, he found Nagatomo at the airport and asked for his autograph.
- Now, it's Yoshizumi Ishihara's expression when a fan who was depressed about his dismissal continues his activities.
- Go ahead!
- Including foreigners!
- It will definitely be a hit!
Which one was better, the switch or...
I didn't make anything more than today!
It's natural, it's flow.
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Now, I'm going to announce the best points of a certain theme.
Please guess what's not number one,
that is, number two to ten.
If you can leave only number one,
we'll give you this as a present!
We don't have it! Threads are special! Thirst is rain!
We don't have it!
It's up to you guys!
Good luck!
From 10th, 9th, 8th and 2nd place...
If you can do it in the right order, we'll give you a perfect show!
With 40 years of experience and a network of 57 countries...
We'll give you a temporary trip on the IOC Travel!
A perfect show!
Yes!
Really?
Really!
Even if we say it's really, you guys just can't do it, right?
We'll definitely get it right!
Our guest is this person, Bandage-san!
Don't look at me like I'm unreliable!
Bandage-san, do you like boiled eggs?
I like boiled eggs, yes, I eat them.
Try saying you like boiled eggs.
I like boiled eggs!
Next up is one more guest.
Sato Kayo-san!
Sato Kayo-san! Kayo-san, what about you, Yudeta-man?
I like it.
Yudeta-man said, "I like it so-so."
"I like it so-so"? Well, then, do your best!
Now, let's move on to the theme presentation! Today's theme is...this!
Yamaterano!
"Seven-Eleven's Hot Snack Popular Product Best Ten"!
"Seven-Eleven's Best Ten"!
It's a word! A word!
It's a word! It's a word!
No, no...
"Seven-Eleven" has sold about 13,000 stores worldwide.
And the number of sales is...
"Conbini No. 1"!
It opened in 1974!
The first store in the city of Toyosu.
In 1974, "Seven-Eleven" made the best ten out of all these stores!
Now, let's take a look at each of the best ten!
The first one is...
American dog, 105 yen.
Fried chicken, 160 yen.
Pork fry, 100 yen.
Hokkaido steak croquette, 80 yen.
Fried chicken bun, 105 yen.
Fried potato, 155 yen.
Salted grilled chicken, 105 yen.
Grilled charcoal-grilled chicken, 105 yen.
Juicy noodle cutlet, 100 yen.
The last one is this.
Fried young chicken, 36 yen.
Hot snack.
Looks good.
Young chicken, 36 yen.
I want to eat it.
There are all of them, so the winner gets one each.
Can I eat it?
You can eat it.
Wait a minute.
You can eat it.
Where is it?
It's in my hat.
It's in your hat.
Can I eat it?
It's in your phone.
Cell phone.
Please go ahead.
The order is decided by lottery.
First is Azu-san!
Me!
"Perfect" and "Paris-trip"!
"Peran"!
It's not "peran"!
What's "peran"?
"Perania"!
First, 10th place!
I go there a lot, so I know!
They're all popular, but the least popular one is...
Yes, 10th place!
Well, they're all good, but...
Could you not touch my butt?
Let's see...
I think it's that!
I think it's "karaage"!
I don't need "karaage"!
Among these, "karaage" is a popular product,
but among these, I don't really order "karaage".
Are there any other attractive ones?
I'm aiming for 10th place!
10th place!
It's 10th place!
10th place?!
Yes, it's 10th place!
It's 6 yen for one!
It's "yakitori"!
I definitely buy "yakitori"!
This one?
This one!
Personally, I like it!
How about "yakitori"?
"Yakitori"?!
I don't know...
If it's salt and sauce, which one do you eat?
Then, "fried chicken"!
I don't eat that kind of food...
Why is there a grudge against chicken?!
Why is the price so different?!
It's 35 yen!
It's 36 yen!
It's only one piece and it's 36 yen!
The price is different!
Is it this one?!
It's boneless and it's different in size!
It's different!
This one and boneless are this one!
It's 165 yen!
It's big!
It's really big!
If it's like this, wouldn't it be cheaper?!
Wouldn't it?!
Is it because of the number of pieces?
It's popular, right?!
It's popular because it's popular, right?!
If it's the number of pieces...
Young people eat a lot of fried chicken...
Does it count?
Does it count?!
That's why "fried chicken" is more reasonable, right?!
That's right!
10th place is...
"fried chicken" is not 1st place!
"fried chicken" is boneless and it's 165 yen!
Don't go to the hospital!
You were agreeing with me until now!
This is addictive, isn't it?
- Can we eat it? - Yes, you can eat it.
Now, what's not in first place?
- As expected... - I don't know, I don't know today.
- Yakitori is... - Yakitori is...
- I think children don't eat it much. - This one.
Yes, adults like it, so...
So...
- I'll go with yakitori. - Have you decided?
- Yes. - You've decided? This one!
- Yes. - Go ahead!
Salted yakitori is not in first place!
Customers, yes, yes, yes!
Wonderful! This is it! What is this, second place in the start?!
What is this?!
But it was helpful, wasn't it?
Well, thank you.
Next, Tamo-san!
So far, you're not in first place. There are 8 left.
If you can leave first place, we'll give you candy as a present!
Next, Tamo-san!
Can I eat the one I chose?
Yes, you can.
Oh, I see.
What do you want to eat?
Don't think about it like that!
If you think about it like that, you'll end up in first place!
How about karaage boats?
I can't ask you that!
No, no, no!
That's really popular.
What kind of karaage?
Chicken.
Chicken, right?
There are 3 kinds of chicken!
Yes, there are.
Fried chicken.
Fried chicken is in second place?
Fried chicken without bones is in second place.
Young chicken.
Young chicken is dangerous.
Young chicken.
Salt.
For now...
Stop it.
Sumibiyaki is...
Oh, it's sauce.
It's written "sauce" on the skewer.
It's really easy to understand.
It's written "sauce" on the skewer.
American dogs are also dangerous!
No, no!
I don't know!
American dogs are dangerous!
They're really popular.
Then...
If it's minced meat katsu, we'll go for croquettes.
That's right.
Croquettes and minced meat katsu...
Croquettes are...
I want to eat croquettes more.
Then...
Is there a possibility that croquettes are in first place?
Are there croquettes in first place?
Yes, there are.
Croquettes are in first place.
Well...
I don't know.
This is really difficult.
It's okay, right?
There are no croquettes, right?
What should we do, Namo-san?
Croquettes...
Croquettes!
They're not in first place!
Croquettes are not in first place!
Open!
Croquettes are not in first place!
Sato Kayo!
No, no, no.
I'll give you a hint!
The difference in sales between first and second place products is more than double!
What?!
Second place!
The difference in sales between first and second place products is more than double!
On the contrary!
It's more than double!
I used to work at a convenience store.
At the time, there were many young men and middle school girls.
I thought I'd buy cheap meat for 100 or 200 yen.
Sato Kayo!
Here's the second hint!
The change in sales in recent years!
Before, it was mainly young people and popular people.
But recently, it's more and more people and women who buy it as a side dish for rice.
I got it!
If it's a side dish, I don't think fried potatoes are a side dish.
So, fried potatoes are not in first place!
It's not in first place!
Fried potatoes!
Open!
I think American dogs are number one.
This is...
It's a snack, right?
It can't be a snack.
Of course it can't!
It can't be a snack, right?
If a snack is number one, then this...
Isn't this a snack?
If you take it out...
If you take it out of your mouth, you'll win.
But it's expensive.
It's like a snack.
It's about 20 yen.
It's a snack!
This is good, too.
We don't have much time, so let's do a pork frank.
We won't choose that.
The sauce is...
It's not!
It's not number one!
It's not!
Open!
If you believe in the hint, American dogs can't be food.
That's for sure.
This is hard, right?
But is it Menchi-katsu or Wakado?
I think American dogs are different.
Which one do you eat?
If it's pork, which one don't you eat?
American.
American dogs are in first place.
No!
Open!
This is okay.
The next one is...
Boiling eggs!
What should we do with the boiled eggs?
I don't like this kind of place.
It's like this.
Is it good?
Isn't it pork flank?
Pork flank?
It's a side dish.
But isn't the first one boiled eggs?
There isn't.
Isn't it beef stock?
Even if there is, it's not the first one.
What should we do, Banjo-san?
It's been like this since we were young.
There are still boiled eggs.
But since croquettes are 6th place...
Juicy meat cutlet...
Pork...
But it's a little...
Is a stick okay?
Everyone, please help me!
Please help me!
Isn't it pork flank?
It's pork flank.
Pork flank is...
Pork flank is not first place!
Pork flank is not first place.
Open!
It is a corner to guess what is not first place in the ranking, but everyone is going very well and smoothly.
Why are you eating Karaage?
I'm hungry.
We have to progress.
That's right.
What are you doing?
Why are you eating Karaage?
I like it too.
I've been thinking about it for a long time, but is juicy Menchi-katsu working?
Everyone, what do you think of the taste?
I don't know.
How many have you eaten?
Lunch.
Is it fried chicken and boneless?
Fried chicken.
It's delicious.
It's big.
But Karaage is small, so it's easy to eat.
It's juicy.
It's better to eat it side by side.
Everyone, what do you think of first place?
Menchi-katsu?
Is Menchi-katsu first place?
It's okay, right?
It's okay.
It's dangerous because it's a side dish.
It's dangerous.
But it's okay.
No one is rebellious.
But it's okay.
It's scary.
I want to lose to that person.
Shall we start?
The reaction of Karaage-bou was a great reaction.
I thought everyone was eating a lot.
Karaage seems like it's going to have a lot of it, so it's juicy Menchi-katsu.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Is it okay?
It's a hint.
A hint for side dishes.
Then, Karaage-bou.
Karaage-bou.
There are people who are really scared.
That's why it's no good.
When you came out, you looked like you were going to get beaten up.
You didn't say it, did you?
This is...
Karaage is...
You're kind.
Everyone doesn't know Karaage, right?
Then, it's juicy Menchi-katsu.
It's suspicious.
It's juicy Menchi-katsu.
No matter how you think about it, you won't buy one of these.
You say it's a lot of it, but it's not a lot of it, is it?
Take it off.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Take it off.
These are four pieces of fried chicken sticks.
See? Four of them.
Help me, help me.
Each of them is about 25 yen.
That's enough.
Take it off.
It's pretty big.
Take it off.
Four of them are stuck.
I'm Itabata.
I'm scared.
Juicy Menchi-katsu is...
Chicken, chicken.
It's not first place!
Juicy Menchi-katsu is not first place.
It's off.
You can eat it as a side dish, too.
It's so good!
With this, with Agimoto's voice, while everyone was screaming, the customers got a throat candy!
3, 4, 10, 20?
It's the same.
The price is cheaper than a fried chicken stick.
But there are 4 fried chicken sticks.
That's right, there are 4.
When you eat it as a side dish, will your wife show you the hole she made on the table?
Because it's an electric stick, right?
Because it's an electric stick!
But there are a lot of them. There are 4 of them.
There are 4 of them, but your husband will say, "Isn't this a fried chicken stick?"
But!
If you make a hole, it's better.
If you do that, it's more popular this way.
Now, hint information!
3rd and last hint!
The particularity is the reproduction of the taste made by your mother!
See!
It's definitely different!
My mother made it for me!
Here's a hint!
Karaage sticks have more batter than regular karaage sticks to give it a crispy texture.
Karaage sticks for young people are sold one by one, so they are very popular in spring and summer.