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"Laughing Man" Monday. Opening is a new segment!
We'd like to talk about various news.
By the way, Ryo-san, what's the latest news about you?
Yes, my latest news is...
I'll burn my tongue with a hamburger.
You know, the one with cheese in it.
"Expressions battle"
"News face"
It has started, it's a new corner
It's a very difficult corner
Difficult corner!
Eh, what is it?
The two people who were chosen by lottery
With a certain theme that represented the latest news
They were competing only with facial expressions
Eh, what?
Only with facial expressions?
Only with facial expressions
The audience judged it
Do you know it?
I don't know it at all
You don't know it at all
Do you want me to make a facial expression?
I'm the assistant, Akimoto. Nice to meet you
Well, if you do it, you'll know it
The latest news
What kind of facial expression do you make at such a moment?
"News face"
Do you fly?
I don't fly!
No, I don't fly
"Julian"
I want to be here
"Do you admire Musasabi?"
I've never admired Musasabi
Not even once
I don't admire it
"Fancy Musasabi"
I admit it, but it's not Musasabi
Nice to meet you
Thank you
Well then, let's decide who will compete with each other
Please choose one
Yes
Ah, one by one
Ah, I see
Let's choose one by one
Oh, it came out
Shizuku-san!
Good luck!
I still don't know it well
Yes
Who did you choose?
I'm glad
Well, the "news" is this one
"News"
Why?
This one?
Soccer!
This is finally the one!
The Japanese representative is correct!
This is good!
Even though it was late at night, there were a lot of votes.
That's right!
More than 30%!
It was amazing!
There was a big riot in Shibuya late at night!
What?!
The scramble intersection...
The scramble intersection was in a mess!
The city hall was on fire.
The city hall was on fire?!
Yes, it was on fire.
That much?!
Most of them weren't soccer fans.
Two of them!
I'm happy!
I knew it!
The city hall was on fire!
The Australian cast was amazing!
It was an extension!
It was great!
It was exciting!
That Boresh and Tamanae...
They're direct!
You're not a second-generation person, are you?!
Second-generation?!
I'm not second-generation!
You're second-generation?!
I'm not second-generation!
I love you!
Now, this news...
The topic of this news is...
And more than that...
What is it?!
They were supposed to cheer while fighting against Suima...
But when the match was over...
"Are you serious?!"
That happens!
There are people like that!
There are quite a lot of people like that!
Yes.
If you watch it alone, you'll end up like that.
If you watch it late at night, you'll end up like that.
"Are you serious?!"
That's their expression.
"Are you serious?!"
That's their expression.
Here's the matchup.
Yes!
I don't like it!
Yes!
It's a fierce battle!
34 years old!
Why do you ask?
I don't know much about it, but if you ask one person, you'll know everything.
I don't know how many times I've said this information!
It's my birthday the day after tomorrow!
I haven't mentioned it, so you'll be surprised!
It's today!
You're not there the day after tomorrow, right?
I'm not there the day after tomorrow, but I wanted you to remember it.
Let's talk about this incident.
At the birthday party of Catherine Singh, she wore a present with a person's name on it.
There was a story like that!
At the birthday party.
She wore it at the birthday party!
Mr. Ohta and Bingo's prize...
What was it?
It was a candle filled with candles.
She wore it.
She wore it!
Mr. Ohta told her not to do it!
She lowered it, right?
Yes, she lowered it.
I see!
It's a battle of facial expressions, right?
It's a battle of facial expressions.
Who has the best facial expressions?
The audience will judge it.
That's right.
But...
It's easier for people who are close to soccer to do it, right?
I think so, too.
Is it okay?
It's difficult.
Is it okay?
Are you ready?
We're ready.
It's okay.
Ready?
Then, let's go.
Okay, let's see it.
Mr. Yoshizumi Ishihara, who was in the lead, was cheering while fighting Tsuima.
But when the game was over, he had a serious look on his face.
- Mr. Yashida! - As expected of you.
- As expected of you. - You made it, didn't you?
- I'm more worried about this one. - This one...
- "Yatchatta" is difficult. - I thought you'd try to take it in a weird way.
- Are you ready? - I like it when it's natural. - You like it when it's natural, don't you?
Let's go.
Next is the "Yatchatta" expression when a high school troupe member puts on a gift for someone on their birthday party.
I'm looking forward to it! I'm looking forward to it! I'm really looking forward to it!
I'm looking forward to it!
What kind of expression will you...
Why are you hiding a little?
It's the "Yatchatta" expression.
Now, let's see the results.
Which one did you like better?
Switch on!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
It's a pity.
I will announce the best points of this theme.
Among them, please choose one that is not first place.
That is, from second place to tenth place.
The guest is...
From AKB48...
Mariko Shinoda!
I'm also in a group, but what do you think of meeting in a place like this?
I'm usually a man, but I feel like I'm a woman today.
She's not a man, she's a woman.
What do you mean "usually a man"?
I'm usually a man in the group, but I feel like I'm a woman when I'm watching TV in Iitomo.
I think you're a woman around here.
When you were in Iitomo, you looked like a woman.
Did I?
You don't look like a man, do you?
We meet like this in the morning.
Yes, thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
Here is another guest.
They are Jyaru Jyaru.
Please treat us kindly.
Oh, Jyaru Jyaru.
Jya, Jyaru Jyaru.
Not Jyaru Jyaru.
Jyaru Jyaru.
Not Jyaru Jyaru.
Anything is fine.
Yes, anything is fine.
Jyaru Jyaru is not bad.
Then, you two of Jyaru Jyaru...
Anything is fine.
Nothing is bad.
Please treat us kindly.
Sounds good.
Now, you will challenge in order.
If you can leave only one place, you will give this present to the audience.
It's a special drink, Nodoame.
Nodoame, we will give it to you all.
And from 10th place to 2nd place,
if you can answer all of them in order, you will get a perfect score.
Here it is!
It's a luxury trip to Paris present!
From IAC Travel, which boasts a network of 57 locations around the world, we present you with a trip to Paris.
Really?
Yes, it's a real company.
So, today's theme is this!
Yamade ranon!
Yamade ranon is enough for me.
A popular day trip bus tour, best day of the year bus search!
Let's take a look. Here it is!
Going on a double-decker bus, a rumored city tour of Tokyo!
Here it is!
Edomikaku-gui-kuidaore tour!
Looks good! Here it is!
Tokyo Asakusa, a half-day tour of Tokyo Tower!
Half-day!
Next!
A nostalgic famous song, a passionate "that song, this song", a Tokyo drive tour!
What's that?
It's a passionate song!
Is this sung by a tour guide?
No, it's sung by everyone!
Everyone sings it!
Here's a karaoke room.
Next, here it is!
Going to O-sora-mi-o-de-iku-ki-wa-maru-tou-kyou-ya-ke!
The sea is open!
It's an open bus.
Let's look at the sky!
O-sora-mi-o-de-iku-ki-wa-maru-tou-kyou-ya-ke!
Next, here it is!
Going around Ichiba Market and Nihonbashi City in Tsukiji Castle!
You must be eating delicious food!
Next, here it is!
Your first Ginza Club!
Tonight, I'll have a wonderful night with you!
You're a beautiful woman!
But you're beautiful!
Next, here it is!
A famous Kawasaki factory!
A night view spot!
Wow!
Next, here it is!
A sky tree you can only see now!
Tokyo, I'm in construction right now!
Is that so?
It's a sky tree you can only see now!
It's a tour with an amazing name!
Tokyo, I'm in construction right now!
And lastly!
New Half guides you to Roppongi, Kagua, and world biking!
There's more!?
But is it okay?
This is a great show!
Kagua...
Isn't the guide New Half?
Isn't it?
But New Half said it's okay.
Ah, it's true!
That's right.
This is it!
A bus tour of 10 buses!
Of course, the prices are all different, right?
The prices are different, everyone!
I want to know more about it.
Ah, I want to know.
I don't know about this.
I want to know about the prices.
I don't know!
I want to know!
I can't do it!
I want to know!
What kind of food is there?
Ah, I want to know!
That's right!
I want to know about the prices.
I'll say it.
I'll say it a little bit.
When I'm curious about it, I'll say it no matter what.
That was just now, though.
The order has been decided in advance.
First of all, Ryo-san!
Popularity means that it's actually popular, right?
That's right.
It's popular.
Then...
The number is high.
It's not that I want to say it, but it's actually popular.
Since you're number one, I'll give you just one piece of information.
It can only be one.
Ginza?
I don't think it's very popular in Ginza.
Give me a number ten.
A number ten.
In Ginza, it's about prices and stuff like that.
In Ginza?
In Ginza, adults...
Adults...
Are you serious?
There it is!
Adults, 12,000 yen.
With lodging, it's 17,500 yen.
That's cheap!
With lodging?
With lodging, it's 17,500 yen.
That's cheap!
It's 12,000 yen.
Staying in Hilton?
About four hours.
I don't think it's possible to stay there.
Then, number ten.
I don't know if it's number ten, but it's definitely not number one.
Then, there are more girls, right?
Then, I'll go.
You'll go?
Yes, it's my first time at Ginza Club.
Tonight, I'll have a wonderful night with you.
It's not only about clubs.
No, it's not only about clubs.
I'm number one!
You're not number one!
You're not!
Open!
I didn't think you'd get first place, but you're in 10th place.
Next up is Shomana!
11th place!
9th place!
Shomana, which one do you think is 1st place?
1st place?
This one is popular! This one and this one are dangerous!
1st place is "half-day course"!
"Half-day course"!? Is this 1st place?
Huh? The short name is also 1st place.
From "short" to "quick" it's 1st place?
Yes!
Then 9th place!
9th place is "perfect show" "luxurious Paris trip"!
"Factory"!
"Factory" doesn't seem like it's going to be 1st place!
Is "factory" okay?
It's popular so it's not going to be 1st place!
Is it okay?
It's popular but...
Then "factory" is it going to be 1st place?
Huh? Is it okay?
Huh? It's scary! It's scary!
Ah, but it's cheap!
Ah, it's cheap!
"Factory" is 5,980 yen!
Wah, what should we do?
It's cheap, isn't it?
"Kawasaki Korea Town"
"Yakiniku Go-Zip"
It seems like a lot of kids are going there so...
Since we're worried...
"Double-decker bus to the rumored "Tokyo Machine""
- What should we do? - I'm curious. Why is this 9th place?
- Because it's simple. - Simple?
- It's too simple... - It's too simple...
- I can't really see it. - It's more like this...
- Something like this... - Isn't this normal?
- Please look at me. It's rare for me to be active. - What should we do?
- Now, what should we do? - Wait a minute. What should we do?
- Double-decker bus to the rumored "Tokyo Machine""" - Double-decker bus to the rumored "Tokyo Machine""
- It's 9400 yen. - It's quite expensive.
- Isn't it good? - Queens Hotel, Hapuna, biking for 80 minutes...
- Tokyo Tower, Tokyo Bay Cruise... - It's amazing.
- It's a spot. - It's not good.
- It's popular. - It's popular.
- But I'll go with this. Double-decker bus! - Double-decker bus!
- Why did you know? - Why did you know?
- You wouldn't choose this, would you? - But it's safe...
- Safe? - Yes. Ginza was in 10th place, so I don't think New Roppongi is that high either.
- Look at the price. - Let's look. The price.
- Here, adults are ¥11,200. - So expensive!
- This is for couples. - But doesn't this show look great? - It's an amazing show.
- I said it on TV, but... - What? Are you saying it's bad?
- It's amazing! - You said it on TV.
- What should we do? - 8th! It's 8th! 19th! 8th?
- Then, that song, this song, "Tokyo Drive Course" - This is unexpectedly...
- Unexpected? - Unexpectedly popular? - Unexpectedly popular, I think
- All of a sudden, all of a sudden, from here to here - Wow, "new house"
- "New house" is also "new house" - "New house" is also "new house"
Can this "roppongi, kagura" and "world's viking" go with 19th and 8th?
- Is it 1st? - It's not 1st!
It's 8th!
Now, it's not first place.
For now, it's 19th and 8th place in order.
Let's move on. Next is Jizumi-san!
Alright!
Not bad! Not bad!
But still...
How about Kawasaki?
It's about time, isn't it?
Kawasaki...
It wasn't that expensive, wasn't it?
I saw it earlier.
It was cheaper, wasn't it?
Kawasaki factory.
Yes, they have grilled meat.
But they don't have grilled meat.
They don't have grilled meat.
Yaginiku's town, Kawasaki factory.
50 minutes.
Let's see another one.
Tokyo night view.
There's a lot of Tokyo night views.
More than Oslo?
Which one?
I want to see two.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's cheap!
It's definitely popular.
It's popular.
The price is 2,500 yen.
You can go around like this.
Hokkaido, Akazaka...
Then this is...
Roppongi, Tokyo town...
It's a factory, isn't it?
The factory is down there, isn't it?
The factory is down there.
And is the factory in the south?
I'm aiming for 7th place.
He's aiming for 7th place.
Kawasaki factory, night view spot...
It's not in first place!
Open!
The "perfect show" has disappeared.
But if you still remain in first place, we'll give you "nodome" as a present!
- I don't know! - You don't know, do you?
- I don't know! - You're in 4th place!
- I'll leave it up to you. - What?!
- Are you serious?! - I don't know.
- Think about it for a bit. - I don't know at all.
- Think about it for a bit. - It's 0.
- It's 0. - But I've made up my mind.
- It's cold in winter. - It's cold in winter.
- When it rains... - It doesn't matter.
- We'll go to Australia. - Yes.
- If it's cold and it rains, it's over, right? - But...
- But it's cheap. - It's really cheap for the price we mentioned earlier.
- This is scary. - Is it?
- It's like you can only compete in a bus. - Don't say that!
- You're not young, either. - I don't think about it.
- I don't think about it. - Then...
- If you think about the generation... - Yes.
- I don't think young people will go. - Yes.
- So I'll sing you a nostalgic song. - No!
- No, no, no! - It's up to you!
- Because it's scary! - I'll leave it up to you!
- Singing in a bus is scary! - I'll leave it up to you!
- Look at what you want to sing in a bus! - Yes...
- But if it rains... - That's right!
- I'll be in the sky... - If it doesn't rain, I'll go, everyone!
- But you want to sing, right? - You want to sing, right?
- But if it rains... - You'll be in first place!
- You'll be eaten up! - If it rains, you'll be in middle?
- If it rains, you'll be in middle, right?
- Act, act! - Don't give random information!
- It's important! - But... - You haven't done your line-tree yet!
- No, no, no! - No, you can only see it now!
- You can only see it now! - You want to sing, right?
- You want to sing, right? - You want to sing, right?
- Don't give random information! - I don't have any thoughts!
- Okay, then let's do a half-day tour! - No, no!
- Why did you decide that? - It's my turn!
- It's Jam Jam's turn! - Which one? - Oh, is it O'slamio?
- You decided it? - I'm O'slamio!
- Hey! - Yes!
- O'slamio's Tokyo night view is number one! - It's not!
- Hey! - It's not O'slamio!
- What is it? - It's there, it's there!
- Look! - Wow!
- Isn't it difficult? - It's difficult!
- Well, we haven't seen Tsukiji's information yet, so let's see it. - Wait a minute!
- Wait a minute! - Why?!
- You all showed it! - You all showed it!
- Show us Tsukiji's information! - Tsukiji...
- I said no!
- Tsukiji's information!
- You have a clip, don't you? A clip!
- It's okay, bring it!
- It's okay.
- Why are you so reluctant?
- Well, here it is, Tsukiji's information.
- Adults, 7,900 yen.
- But it's sushi, though. - Tsukiji's information!
- Tsukiji's information! - Tsukiji's information! - Sushi and and rice only for 50 minutes.
- Well, this was in the description, right?
- "Japan Bridge is right in front of you", "Asakusa Gang in the middle of it"
- Well, the wife of a Tsukiji's wife seems to like it, right? - They do!
- The wife of a Tsukiji's wife seems to like it, right? - They do!
- Tsukiji's information is in the top place!
- It's in the top place!
- So...
- Wow, it's difficult!
Do you like half-day courses?
Don't you like it?
If you don't like it, it's fine.
I'm sorry for asking you weird questions.
You like it, don't you?
Do you have it?
No.
He doesn't have it.
If you don't have it, you're below average.
This is standard.
If you don't have it, you're below average.
This is standard.
This has been around for a long time.
Where is my opinion going?
If you don't have it, you're below average.
Why do you think you're above average?
People in Osaka don't have it.
Why don't you decide it yourselves?
I'm sorry.
The safest place is...
There is no safe place here.
Ok, I'll sing.
What is it?
Isn't it here?
Is it ok here?
If everyone is like that, is it ok?
Let's hear the content.
Please tell us the content.
Content.
Adult 2500 yen.
Singing bus guided by guide.
Let's go see the sky tree.
Is it ok?
Sky tree is included.
Who is singing?
Everyone is singing.
Is it bus guided?
Bus guided is singing.
This song is not first place.
It's not first place.
But the half-day course is a staple of Nagatobatsu.
Do you know what "Mikaku Kuidaore" is about?
I haven't seen it yet.
"Mikaku Kuidaore" tour, 9,980 yen.
Sushizanmai, Ichiba, Asakusa, Tempura, Nakamisei, Museum, Shibamata, Unajyu.
This is top of the list.
But this is top of the list.
The price is a little higher than others.
9 and a half hours.
That song and this song cost 2,500 yen for adults.
How about now in construction?
Now in construction, 7,900 yen for adults.
Where did you go?
Oh, now!
I feel like it's not first place.
I can't eat this!
The guys who ate edamame takoyaki!
Wow! I'm not first place!
You have to eat round crab.
Turn quest...
Open!
3 more! Next is Akimoto!
Yes!
The half-day course is 5,800 yen and there is no meal.
But you can see the Tokyo Tower.
It's a good place to go, isn't it?
Asakusa.
It's a representative place, isn't it?
That's right.
It's good for a day trip.
That's right.
But if you get on this, you can see most of Tokyo.
It's also useful for people overseas.
It's probably.
It's probably, isn't it?
I think it will probably come.
I think there are enthusiastic fans of the Tokyo Tower.
You can only see it now.
That's right.
Now, it's not first place.
It's early in the morning, so I think it's fast and few.
Now, Tsukiji.
The starting result in Tsukiji Castle is not first place!
It's not first place!
Fly! Fly! Fly!
Skytree or Tokyo Tower?
Fly! Fly!
Skytree or Tokyo Tower?
Is it Skytree?
If you say you can only see it now...
It's difficult!
Skytree...
It's not done yet!
The only ones left now are 1st and 3rd place.
Well, they're popular.
They're both popular.
They're both good places.
Episode 3 will be released today.