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♪ Don't you ever give up, you can do it! ♪
This corner is for comedians to transform into women, but this time it's a comedian special, so comedians are transforming into women.
Lastly, we would like you to judge who has become the most beautiful.
Today is a holiday, so we are doing a special comedian special.
Comedians will rise.
But it's pretty good, right?
It's pretty good. It's very beautiful.
You did it before, didn't you?
I did it.
You did it, didn't you?
Look at Hitori over there.
I was surprised by your praise.
Is my focus blurred?
The top rank is pretty cute.
She's pretty cute.
That's right.
What are you talking about, Hitori?
The top rank is making too much of a smile.
What kind of comedians will rise today?
First, the performer's transformation points are...
Yes, roadside Jessica-style.
She's wearing an overseas celebrity-image flashy outfit and a golden brake.
She's this person.
Come to think of it, she's not here.
She's not here.
I didn't notice.
No one noticed until the opening, right?
That's true.
It went by so quickly.
I'm sorry, I didn't notice at all.
Ryo-san is roadside Jessica-style.
Now, let's see what kind of transformation she has done.
Let's go in!
Yes, she has become beautiful.
Why are you looking down?
It's dirty.
You look like you're in a bad mood.
It's dirty.
She's there, isn't she?
She hasn't transformed at all.
Why?
Why are you looking up?
For now, I'd like to apologize to Jessica Michibata.
How is it?
No, well...
It's nothing.
You're not my type, no matter how you look at it!
When you two transformed once,
I thought you might win against it, so I transformed you.
How is it?
No, the reaction is exactly the same.
You think it'll hurt, don't you?
What is it? I didn't think it'd hurt this much.
Did you put a band-aid around your mouth?
It's not a band-aid.
It's a remaining beard.
Now, Ryo-san, please come over here.
It's a beard.
Both of you have a beard.
You don't have a lot of makeup on.
What's with that angle?
You don't have a lot of makeup on.
Your face color is weird.
Is it bad?
It's not bad.
Is it in good condition?
It's in good condition.
Your face color is in good condition.
Next is this person.
Who is it?
He's young and handsome.
He'll become cute, won't he?
He will.
His eyes are sharp and his skin is young.
He hasn't lost weight like you, Ryo.
Who has lost weight?
What's the point of attention?
Yes. He has beautiful eyes.
He emphasized his beautiful eyes and did his eye makeup with a rock taste.
Rock taste.
Let's go.
Yes. He's a different person in Alta.
How do you like it?
To be honest, I love it.
It's pretty good.
I used to be Ryo, so I thought it was good.
I thought it would be easy to get out of it.
You look like someone.
Don't you look like AKB Oshima?
No, not Oshima.
There's someone else.
Who is it?
Who do you think you look like?
Me?
I don't know at all.
Ryo's impact is too strong.
But you're cute.
There's someone else.
Did Ryo judge you? He'll judge you later.
Okay, then.
Why are you getting old?
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
This is the original reaction.
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
This person is ugly.
Why do you look at me like that?
I can't look at you like that.
It's okay. I don't care about your shoulders.
I'm not inviting you.
Are you a gay?
I'm not a gay.
Ryo, you smoked a lot in this ad.
I'd never smoke in a shop like that.
Let's move on.
You look good.
Stop it.
But,
Matayoshi has a beautiful face.
But you don't look like it because of your hair.
Really?
You have a straight nose.
There's a woman like that.
And you have sharp eyes.
Even if you have sharp eyes now, you won't look like that.
You have sharp eyes.
Now, let's see how Matayoshi has transformed.
Yes, she's a pretty girl who has changed into a grown-up like Kii-chan.
She's an adult now, so she's going to be called "shiny eyes".
"Shiny eyes".
Now, let's see.
He's changed into a different person.
Finished?
Finished. I'm very satisfied.
Satisfied?
Yes.
Scary, scary.
His eyes are scary.
Scary.
I don't like this.
For now, shouldn't you apologize to the northern tree?
No, I think it's good.
I think you're getting closer.
Where?
Where is the northern tree?
If you laugh, it's a little...
Laugh for me.
It's not there, it's not there.
If you laugh, it's getting closer.
It's distorted.
Distorted eyes.
Tamori-san.
Tamori-san, why are you saying distorted eyes?
Distorted eyes are no good.
Distorted eyes.
Distorted eyes are no good.
It's definitely in the middle of it.
It's still something.
No, it's complete.
Like a little bit of red eye.
I put some red eye powder on it.
You did?
Yes.
Why are your eyes bleeding?
That's what I originally have.
Bleeding habit.
This is scary.
There's nothing beautiful about it.
But you're done for today.
What?
The aftertaste is bad.
It's not bad.
It's a comedian special.
Will there be a more beautiful person?
It's no good. It's all ugly.
Ugly.
I'm not doing my best.
It's ugly.
It's not an answer.
It's not ugly.
In that state, I was made to wait in the front row.
This hand is also dirty, but the underarm is also quite dirty.
Please don't say "the underarm is dirty".
It's dirty.
Even though Ayabe-kun was looking forward to it.
That's right.
Me?
Even though you were looking forward to it.
Ayabe-kun has a thick beard.
If you have a thick beard, the under part of your face will be green.
Your hair is also dirty.
My hair is also disgusting.
Really?
This side?
This is also ugly.
But if there were three people in real life, you would choose me, right?
You're the only one who chose me.
Who was the prettiest? Please give us your answers!
Oh, everyone chose me!
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It's a new segment!
We will announce the best 10 of a certain theme.
Among them, please choose one that is not number one, or number two to ten.
The two of you will continue to participate!
And our guests are...
From akb48, Minami Takahashi and Haruna Kojima!
AKB's first CD released this year!
That's right! On January 1st, our unit Northreams' album was released!
Please listen to it!
Thank you!
AKB, as an AKB team, please become a team with Akimoto.
Thank you!
Now we will have you challenge in order.
9 times in a row!
From 10th to 2nd place.
If you can go 9 times in a row and leave only 1st place, we will give you this as a present!
The hardest senbei in Japan!
So if you can leave 1st place until the end, we will give you senbei!
Eat it and see how hard it is.
You want to know how hard it is, right?
It's the hardest in Japan, right?
It's the hardest in Japan and it's pretty hard, right?
Let's open it.
It's opening!
You can't open it?
That's dangerous!
Can you open it?
The staff...
You're kidding!
Is it that dangerous?
It's opening!
That's dangerous!
Is it that dangerous?
It's opening!
It's hard!
It's the taste!
It's delicious!
So now we will announce the theme.
Today's theme is...
Yamadera's...
There's no such lyrics.
Yamadera's...
Best Ten!
H.I.S. survey!
Who is it?
Let's look at the Best Ten items one by one.
First of all...
Hawaii!
Next, Bangkok!
Next...
Shanghai!
I want to go!
Next...
Paris!
And...
Singapore!
And...
Shanghai!
And...
Taipei!
Next...
Japan!
Next...
And next...
Hong Kong!
Difficult!
And last...
Dalit!
This is difficult!
This is the top 10 most popular travel destinations in the year.
Is it the number of people who have actually been there, or is it the hope of people who want to go?
This is...
The number of people who have been there.
The number of people who have been there!
Ah, I see!
It's going up!
Is it narrowed down?
It's narrowed down, right?
Now, let's go.
The order of answers was decided at 9 o'clock in advance.
Let's go in this order.
First of all, one person!
Yes, please!
Alright!
This is why it's like that, isn't it?
On the contrary, if I open 2nd or 3rd place first...
Eh, my back just got licked!
How bad is it?
If you open 2nd or 3rd place first, it's easier later.
It's easier!
Please!
Eh? What?
No, but is it okay for you to do such a match?
It's already the worst.
Shouldn't you go first?
Then, I'll stop.
If you open 1st place first, you'll get a terrible booing from the audience.
I see!
Then, I'll go in this order.
Since it's popular in a warm place,
in a cold place...
Paris!
Yes!
This is pretty...
9th or 10th place, right?
9th or 10th place...
Ah, that's why!
That's why!
Since it's Paris, it's not 1st place!
It's not 1st place!
Paris, open!
If you keep 9th and leave 1st, is there a perfect show?
If you say everything in order, it's a perfect show.
What is it?
Japan's softest rice cracker.
It's not just the label.
It's on the back.
On the back?
Yes, it's on the back.
Are you bringing it now?
No, I'll show you if you say it's all perfect.
You can't even see it?
Will he get 9th?
Next is...
Singapore.
9th place, please.
I'll go hard.
Even if it's warm, Singapore isn't that popular.
Why?
It's a good place.
The youkai did it.
The youkai peron did it.
Youkai peron.
Even if you say youkai peron, you're saying it yourself.
Singapore is good.
Singapore is 9th.
It's Singapore, so it's not 1st place.
It's not 1st place. It's not Singapore.
Donut.
Looking good!
Wow, 19! Amazing!
Great! The soft rice crackers are closing in!
It's better you do 'berong'.
That's fun.
So eighth place.
'berong'.
Thank you.
'berong' four times?
You have to guess in order.
'berong' four times...
You sound like a 'seguhara' old man saying 'berong' four times.
He's not 'seguhara'.
- You're doing it too? - Yes, men do it too.
- Because you're a woman. - No, I'm not.
- Men do it too. - Yes, men do it too.
- What should I do? - 3, 8!
Well...Shanghai...
- Shanghai Expo is over. - It's over.
- I don't think it's that popular. - Because it's the end of the year.
Even if it's not the end of the year, it's a little close, so I think I can do it if I work hard.
Because it's not even New Year's Day, Shanghai is not number one!
- Isn't it good? - Shanghai is not number one! Open!
Come over here! Come over here!
If you go all the way to your buttocks, you won't be able to take it off!
Oh, me! Tamo-san! Please come in!
Self-promotion!
8th place is not up yet!
This is subtle, but since Seoul is cold and not very popular, it's close.
Close!
Food is good.
It's good, right?
Taipei isn't that good!
Taipei!
It's New Year's Day, so I want to go to Taipei!
Taipei isn't 1st!
Next up is the AKB team!
They're already in 4th place.
You can do it! You can do it!
Baritone takes about 8 hours, right?
You're a baritone, right?
I'm a baritone.
Bangkok is not the end of the year.
Bangkok is...
You can do it.
Where?
Bangkok!
Bangkok is...
Not 1st!
Let's move on. Next, Atsui-san!
Atsui-san's new goal is not first place. Next, Atsui-san's travel destination for the end of the year is not first place.
I went to Guam for New Year's Day.
And the locals there kept saying "I want to go to Hawaii! I want to go to Hawaii!"
That means it's definitely lower than Hawaii and it's not first place.
I see. That's dangerous!
Hawaii!
I can't help it, I want to win Hawaii!
So it's definitely not first place!
It's getting harder and harder.
Go to Japan!
Mappeto!
I still don't know!
If we can only leave 1st place, we will receive 1000 fans!
Earlier, even if we were in 3rd place, we would have gotten a booing!
We have to get excited!
I think the fans will be the most angry if I leave first.
There is only 1 left, so 8th place.
8th place?
I'm not a defendant!
You're guilty!
I'm not a defendant!
This is a fun game corner!
Why did you do it?!
I didn't do anything!
You didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
You did it out of impulse!
Do you admire Eguchi-chan?!
I don't admire him!
What should we do?!
Don't you admire Swings?!
Swings?!
Egypt?!
Seoul?!
I thought you were serious!
Hong Kong is... Hong Kong!
Hong Kong is dangerous!
No, it's dangerous!
It's a dead end!
I see. Seoul is...
That's really an example of a problem.
That's right.
Then, Seoul!
Let's go to Seoul!
Let's go to Hong Kong!
We don't have much time!
Let's go to Hong Kong!
Hong Kong is...
not number one!
It's not!
I think Bali is far away. It takes 8 hours to get there, so I don't think you can go there.
That's right, you half-assed handsome man!
What did you say?
Half-assed handsome man.
I said "half-assed handsome man".
I think you were doing something worse than a prank.
I'm going to Bali.
That's right, your shirt is a little small.
I'm sorry, I bought a one size smaller one.
Look, it's tight.
Your shirt is a little small, so Bali is number one!
It's not! It has nothing to do with it!
If you can guess what's not first place, you'll get senbei!
It's the end of the year, and it's surprisingly cold in Seoul.
It's cold, isn't it?
I think you'll go to Hawaii for New Year's.
Hawaii is expensive, but it's cold.
But...
It's popular!
You'll spend New Year's in Hawaii.
Seoul is usually popular, so I think you'll be fine.
That's why Seoul isn't first place!
With the HIS plan, Seoul is the cheapest among all of them, starting from 28,000 yen.
28,000 yen?!
You can go to Seoul for only 28,000 yen?!
You can go to Seoul for only 28,800 yen.
By the way, there is a plan in Hawaii for 84,800 yen.
Wow, you look like a cold person!
No presents!
I'm Nariki Senryu!
Don't jump down!
Nariki Senryu, who follows the theme, please make Senryu.
Peace and AKB have written Senryu for each of you.
AKB, are you confident in Senryu?
Well...
It doesn't seem like it.
Last time it was 3rd place, so we'll do our best today as well.
3rd place?
How about Peace?
Of course I'm confident.
Are you in 1st place?
You were in 1st place last time.
I was talking.
You're bullying me.
Today's theme is...
"When your daughter meets her lover."
Her lover?
What's going on?
Why does she meet her lover?
It's a different era!
He's got me again.
It's written properly.
I'm Yasumi D. sensei.
Nice to meet you.
Your works have already been reviewed.
Since we have a lot of people today...
We even have 5th place!
We'll announce it from 5th place.
"When your daughter meets her lover. Tears in her eyes."
Written by...
Meiko!
Don't say it like an old man.
It's true that I'm a bit old-fashioned.
But I feel like I'm an old father.
It's true that you're an old man.
Well, it's lame.
Can you not say bad things about me?
Really?
It's not lame.
Is there a 5th place seat?
Yes, there is.
Why do I have to say it here?
I'll do it properly.
Now, the 4th place announcement is...
"You're still a child, half-naked."
Made by...
It's not right, right? Half of it is wrong, right?
It's not right!
Half of it is not wrong!
You're still a kid!
It's not wrong, right?
Then what does it mean?
Miss, there's something like "half-cry", right?
My daughter...
It's not your daughter, it's your dad!
What do you think, Miss?
In the first half of the song, in this key quote,
the part of the lines that are hidden becomes a very important part,
and it shows our feelings.
The strong and weak are shown in a good way.
Thank you very much.
Your dad is drinking this.
Your dad is what?
Your dad is drinking this.
He's not drinking it.
What kind of situation is this? What kind of line is this?
Do you have to dig that deep?!
Because it's not conveyed.
It's not conveyed.
No, I mean...
You know, it makes me feel like I've grown up, doesn't it?
You're still a kid, you idiot!
Takehi-san!
Wait, isn't this Takehi-san's line?
No, it's not!
I made a mistake.
It's Zai's line.
I have a lot to say, but I'll drink up.
The one who made it is...
Ushihara-san!
It's his first time drinking sake, right?
He's like a calm father, compared to his son.
He's like a father of Meiji.
Now, there are only two people left!
Other than the two of you...
Don't drink egg sake!
Now, for the second place!
Congratulations! The one who made it is...
Akira-san!
Come, come, come.
I felt a great distance between me and my daughter.
I feel embarrassed and I can't say it honestly.
It's complicated, isn't it?
As we get older, we think about how many years we'll spend together.
That's right.
Finally, we're together!
Now, now, now!
Now, now, who's in first place?
I'm praying.
Please!
I'm praying!
Please!
Ladies and gentlemen!
The one who is prepared for the next appearance is...
Ryo-san!
I feel like I've seen it before.
- Yes. - Yes.
- This is... - This is genius.
If you make Quarven ugly, it's good for you.
The bake at that time was...
Start!
- That's why! - Daughter! Daughter!
- No, no, it's a little low-key. - Low-key!
- Yes. - Low-key!
- Will you lose to me? - Yes.
Cloudy face, tearful daughter...
- It's a little... - Why? - Why?
- Why? - Why?
- If you look too close... - If you look too close, it'll be 577.
- Why? - 577.
- It's terrible. - 577.
Even if you drink a lot, you'll get drunk.
- Catch it. - How do you drink it?
Wearing a pair of sleeveless shirt, ignoring me as I am.
- Hey! - What do you mean?
- What? - This is not good. This is not good.
- This is not good. - What do you mean? - Explain it!
Wearing a pair of sleeveless shirt...
Even though you look like your father...
You ignore me and become cheeky.
Yes!
So, Peace, did you release a book?
Yes!
Oh, my book "Freedom Hike" came out with the writer Sekisho-san.
I didn't expect it to be released in Jeep.
Please buy it!
What is this?
It's "Sumatsuma"!
Starting tonight at 9pm, "Sumatsuma Special" will be on "Sumapu ni Nodojiman".
Kubota and Shinobu-san will join "Sumapu ni Nodojiman".
And ugly comedians will join "Bistro ni Daishugo".
Starting tonight at 9pm!
See you tomorrow! Good night!
Good night!