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Let's take a look at the faces of everyone who transformed into women in the opening of "笑っていた" on Monday!
Since he actually transformed into a woman, we'd like you to judge how special he has become for you.
For one point...
1,000 yen!
One point, 1,000 yen.
Yes.
The total prize money will be...
Oh, it's early.
First of all, we'd like you to introduce your transformation points.
Yes, thank you!
There's no one here!
Huh?
Isn't there not many people?
Hello.
There's not many people.
Please don't say hello in private.
Good evening.
One by one.
First of all, it's this person!
That person wasn't there, you didn't notice, right?
He wasn't there, right?!
Yes.
No one touched him because he wasn't there, right?
I didn't notice.
He wasn't there.
I didn't notice.
But one of you will transform.
No, last time, after this segment was on, one of you said you were confident you could become beautiful.
Oh, that's right.
So, this week, you'll transform.
I'll say it. I'll say it.
I'll say it for sure.
I'll say it.
She really wants to participate.
She wants to stand out.
She wants to participate.
What's your recommended point?
Yes.
"Kyan Kyan" style.
I recommend this winter.
With a camel poncho-style coat, you'll transform into a warm beauty.
With a sweet guy's eyes and tight makeup, you'll look like you're about to be sucked in.
Definitely.
You'll come out with facial expressions.
I can already see your wings.
You shouldn't look at it anymore.
Should we stop it?
I'll just go to my phone.
He's ready.
He's excited.
Let's go.
In "Alta," he transforms into a special beauty.
It's a huge duck mouth!
He's very conscious of his duck mouth!
What is this?
With his inner thighs...
Can you let me do it?
I'm doing my best to make it, but...
What's with the blood and all that?
His mustache isn't coming off at all!
How is it?
No, how is it from a woman's perspective?
I think the duck mouth is cute, but...
His legs are...
His legs are pretty!
His legs are very pretty!
I can see a little of his hair, but...
If you're going to appeal like that...
Please give us your verdict!
Low! Low! Low!
No!
I'm sorry!
If it's 0, it has to be 0!
I'm 0?!
0, 0...
Seriously!
It's 4 points.
Now, one of you can judge.
Is this person next to me?
He's next to you?!
No!
This is annoying!
He's over here!
I hate you! You're such a disgusting person!
Is that your character?
I can't use my character well.
Now, let's move on!
The next person we'll introduce is...
This person! Please come in!
Hello! What's your name?
I'm Shiori Suzuki!
Shiori Suzuki!
Yes!
Now, what kind of man did you bring with you?
Wow!
He's already at this level!
He's pretty!
He looks like a middle-aged man!
He's already cute!
That's right!
Do you usually breakdance in a dance circle?
Oh, you're a dancer!
Yes!
Dance partners!
Yes, that's right!
I see!
I thought I'd look better if I danced.
When we first met, you looked like a woman.
What? A woman?
Are you a woman?
No, I'm not like that.
You were dancing like a woman.
What was it like? Any recommendations?
Yes.
"Women are safe."
"This winter's trend, a suede skirt with a flannel skirt."
"If you're invited with your lips trembling,"
"you'll end up in the same event circle."
What's up with you today?
I'm a woman.
What kind of man will we see?
Yes.
"He's single in Alta."
How do you feel about moving forward?
It's fun.
It's fun?
You like running away, don't you?
It's not good.
Then you don't like it?
That's why you can't touch me.
You can't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Everyone, please vote. Start!
"He's single in Alta."
Oh! 44 votes!
He's not compared to you at all!
Look at him! He only has one pose.
His facial expression doesn't move.
I only have this.
That's all you can do!
You're already different!
Now, here's our next presenter!
I'm Mika Oizumi.
Mika Oizumi, what kind of men have you brought with you?
A company employee?
She works out on weekends and does footwork.
She's a company employee, right?
Is she a colleague of yours?
Yes, she's an apparel saleswoman.
Is she in a bad mood today?
She's in a bad mood.
But she's fine.
She's fine?
She's fine when she goes out.
She's in the middle of her performance.
Now, let's move on to the next point.
Yes.
The point is to do a drooping eye makeup that makes you want to smile.
With loose knitwear, you'll be healed in no time.
With that said...
She was very restrained.
She was restrained.
If you say it like that, I'll get nervous.
Then you shouldn't do it.
I'll overdo it.
That's right.
I'm not that kind of character.
That's right.
I'm not that kind of girl.
Yes, I'm sorry about that.
But let's do it again next week.
Yes, I'd like to do it more and more.
Yes.
Now, let's move on to the next point.
He became a special item in Alta.
You look nervous.
How do you feel after transforming?
I thought it would be good to run on this road.
No one said that!
I thought it would be good to run on this road.
What are you touching?
It's a firecracker.
I'm touching it because I'm nervous.
Your legs...
I can't spread my legs.
Why do you keep saying "no"?
Please give us your judgment!
4-3-4-3-3!
"Waratteii Tomo" is brought to you by these sponsors.
Now, we will show you the three films brought to you by these artists.
Watch them and see if you can break any of the episodes.
Huh? Huh?
Our guest is Asako Ito!
Huh?
Thank you.
What's that?
What's that? I'm a little excited.
What do you mean when you say "cute" and "happy" and "noisy"?
Should I explain from the beginning?
The return of emotions...
No, no. You don't need to explain.
Since it's a gorgeous stage, I dressed up. I'm a little excited.
Yes, please come this way.
Ah, it's here. Thank you.
We also have a guest.
Yesterday's M-1, they were champions.
They are Ramesh!
9 times in a row in the finals.
And M-1 is the last one.
The last champion.
Thank you for the make-up drama.
Thank you!
You smell like alcohol.
Thank you for the party.
You look drunk.
What are you thinking?
He's drunk!
The party is until 5pm.
I have to go and interview people and talk to Autobacs.
But I'm not sleeping!
Wow!
While you're drunk...
Please!
I used to work in a ramen shop called "Yosuko Ramen".
But there was a weird order in the shop.
What kind of order?
When customers came in, they didn't say "Welcome! Welcome! Yosuko Ramen!"
It's a very polite shop.
It's a ramen shop, but it's too stiff.
So I always made a mistake.
When customers came in, they didn't say "Welcome! Yosuko! Sukosuko Ramen!"
What is Sukosuko Ramen?
It's better.
Really?
"Welcome! Yosuko! Sukosuko! Jasko!"
It's Jasko!
It's a ramen shop, but it's okay.
It's okay.
I know it's stiff, but you can say it easily.
It's better to make it easier.
Yes, it's easier.
I'll say it again.
Go ahead.
"Welcome! Welcome! Yosuko Ramen!"
You said it easily.
"Welcome! Sukosuko!"
Where did you say "suko"?!
Thank you!
Okay, let's get started. Let me introduce today's artist.
This is science producer Denjiro-sensei!
Science producer. He retired from his job as a high school teacher in order to convey the fun of science.
Since 1998, he has been involved in science production.
As a corner regular in Iitomo...
That's right.
It's been 2,004 and 2,005 years.
It's been a long time, but thank you for your time.
Today, we will show you some of them.
Let's take a look at them one by one.
First of all, the first experiment, please!
The first one is...
Paper boomerang, right?
This is a paper boomerang, so it's called a paper boomerang.
Since it's made of paper, people tend to think it's bad.
Let's see how it flies.
Watch out! Watch out!
Wow!
If you pay attention.
If you have a lot of space, you can fly 20 meters.
Is your technique good? Can anyone do it?
If you know the principle, anyone can do it.
Who is this?
But when you turn it...
Is it okay?
Which one?
The way you hold it...
That's already a mistake.
It's a mistake.
Don't make a mistake now.
Put it in front of you, give it a snap, and turn it.
This way?
This way, this way, this way.
Turn it.
What if you push someone who failed?
It's no good.
You did it, Sensei.
I'm glad you did it.
Let's move on to the second experiment.
Here is the second experiment.
We are going to make soap bubbles underwater.
Underwater?
It's easy to prepare.
All you need is some detergent in water and a straw.
If you scoop some water with a straw and drop it like this, you can make soap bubbles.
Why?
It doesn't make sense at all.
Wow!
It's true.
Why?
It's hard.
Wow!
What's going on?
It's true.
Normally, soap bubbles are surrounded by water and air.
But this soap bubble is surrounded by water and air.
It's the opposite.
It's hard.
Is it water or air inside?
It's water inside and only a little bit of air is inside.
Oh, it's because of the straw.
If you drop some water with a straw and look at the thin air film, it's about 1 mm thick.
Air film?
Why is there water inside?
It's because of the soap bubbles underwater.
Wow!
The second experiment is making soap bubbles underwater.
Let's move on to the third experiment.
This is a balanced experiment.
A stick stand.
A stick stand?
Not only one stick stand, but two sticks stand at the same time.
Oh, like this.
Like this?
If you have one stick stand, put your hand under the center of gravity like this.
In Japan, it moves in a random direction, so it's difficult.
Can anyone do it?
Then, this is a champion.
There is a stick on the glove, but it's not fixed properly.
It's tied up with a string.
It falls down, but it balances itself.
It's difficult.
So, it becomes like this.
What happens?
What happens when it becomes like this?
If you apply the principles of science, you can do it.
Let's do it.
The point is the face.
With all your might...
If you move it up and down with all your might, you won't fall.
You can move it up and down with all your might, you won't fall.
You won't fall.
Sensei, I'm begging you one more time. Sensei!
This is intense!
I'm getting a little tipsy, I'm going to write something.
There are things that even a writing champion can't do.
We've seen these three experiments.
Out of the above three, here is the episode.
Experiments that are difficult, but fun, but hard to convey.
Experiments that are surprising, but are common.
Improved and improved, experiments of devotion.
Among these, we would like you to guess
Experiments that are difficult, but fun, but hard to convey.
Out of the above three, which one do you think is hard to convey?
If you make a mistake and do it with all your heart, it will be disrespectful of you.
Now, let's have you answer.
Before that, if you have a question, please ask it to Sensei.
Since it's an experiment that's hard to convey, do you usually not do it?
I do it quite a lot.
Even though you don't convey it?
I do it even though I don't convey it.
There are various levels of not conveying it.
Like children?
How is it?
Are there a lot of elementary school students?
That's right. There are a lot of elementary school students and children.
What about "too"?
"Too"?
"Too" is plain, but for people on that path, it's irresistible.
On which path?
Science or science experiments?
That's right.
Now, which experiment is hard to convey?
Everyone, please say your answer at once.
"Freeze"!
"Up"!
Now, let's look at it.
First, Tama-san's team.
"Underwater soap bubbles".
This is an experiment that's hard to convey.
Isn't this difficult?
The ratio of detergents and such.
It was a little difficult now, but...
Put a few drops of detergent in water and then it will be easily removed.
It's wrong.
The answer is wrong.
Continue. Don't laugh.
Wrong.
Stand up with your chins up.
Don't move your mouth.
Don't look that way.
Stand up with your chins up.
Why is it difficult to understand "stand up with your chins up?"
No one is looking at the stick anymore, right?
No one is looking at the stick anymore.
Sensei, you're only looking at your face.
It might be a confusion.
No, no, no.
No one is looking at the stick anymore.
No one is looking at it.
Actually, I don't think it's funny.
Your voice is hoarse, too.
My voice is hoarse.
Hoarse.
My voice is hoarse, I'm sorry.
Your voice is hoarse.
No, it's not my voice. It's Seri's voice.
Both teams are in the water.
And these two teams are standing on sticks.
Now, the correct answer is...
The correct answer is...
Which one is it?
Come on!
Why?
Boomerang that comes back with hair.
Why is this an experiment that is difficult to convey?
Well, this is a performance...
As a demonstration...
If I throw it and catch it well, it will be very exciting.
For example, if children try it themselves, it is difficult.
It is difficult to adjust, and it is difficult to explain the principle behind it in one word.
In fact, it is difficult to convey as an experiment because it is difficult.
I see.
It seems to be happy.
It is the face of devotion in the teacher.
What did you say?
That's right.
What does that mean?
That's the face of devotion, isn't it?
The whole team is correct.
Thank you very much, teacher.
The winner is Narikiri Senryu, who has a good sense of humor.
Narikiri Senryu, who has a good sense of humor.
Thank you for coming.
Waraimushi and Itogasaka too.
This week's theme is...
"Being with someone you like."
What's with "someone you like"?
It's romantic.
Don't do it.
You like someone you like, don't you?
No, I don't.
That's not what it says.
That's what it says.
One, two...
That's not what it says.
You like me too, don't you?
That's right.
You like me too, don't you?
It's definitely written there.
Here's the third place winner!
The first person to make your first hand in a hat is...
Nishida-san!
Was I in a good mood?
Yes, I like the setting of your first hand in a hat.
Thank you!
This is embarrassing!
2nd place goes to...
The first person to make her wish come true is...
This is a first for me as well, but there is a cuteness in "while making it come true"
Yes, thank you
Now, is there anyone who is confident in winning first place?
Yes!
Is there anyone?
Yes!
Announcement of first place!
Come!
Next year, too, let's fly together, usagi and doshi!
Made by...
Ishihara-san!
How is it?
How does it feel?
I'm happy!
You're supposed to be happy!
I'm glad you're doing well.
I'm doing well!
How many people are watching?
40,000 people!
You and your first love!
Isn't it right? Your first love!
Your first love! It's rare to have someone you like next to you!
Get married this year, you idiot!
No, like a little boyish, like an idiot!
Oh, you're right!
No, it's not Takeshi-san! I'm not an idiot!
I'm not an idiot who's getting married!
I'm shy, but it's your soba.
Sucking soba.
What's up with him?
What's going on?
He's crying!
Stop joking around!
He's not growing up.
What's up with him?
Your first love is next to you. What's up with you?
What's up with you?
Your first love is next to him!
Oh, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It's cold in there, right?
It's like a blanket.
You can see it from home, right?
Isn't it good?
If it wasn't good, you wouldn't be here.
That's right!
Same as him, you're not getting older.
What does that mean?
You're sensitive about getting older, right?
And you're the same age as him, but you're getting older.
It's really embarrassing!
You're not getting older!
I was thinking about it while we were talking.
Who's left?
Huh?
Let's see!
I'm a little surprised to imagine that there is such a person.
While looking at the snapchat, I'm rapping.
Of course, there is a famous song, impersonation and singing battle.
And this time's eye ball project is...
It's from a regular person's first love...
If you're going to use this kind of picture, can you get permission first?
It's only one example...
Goto-san, you're not sober.
Can you do something for Goto-san?
It will air live tomorrow night at 9pm, so please watch it!
This is also an example...
New Year's World Rock Festival, everyone...
First of all, China, Mao Shanghai, Seoul, V-hall, America, New Orleans, Howling Wolf, and my dream, England!
- London! - Moscow! - Cape Otton! - Otton!
Thank you! And this year, the members of Joe Yamanaka, Hakuryu, Kuwana Masahiro, Hiro, and Sinan Roketsu will be participating in the Tokyo Ginza Opera House Theater.
Thank you for your support!
Also, next January... I suck at this, don't I?
Next January 9th at 1:15 p.m., "Three Hours of Howling Wolf" will be aired on V-TV!
Please watch it!
Episode 38! "New Year's Howling Wolf"!
After this, we will go against the old computer era and do "New Year's Howling Wolf" from Altamae to Isetan!
I'm happy with Mr. Tamori's energy.
You've been doing it since then?
Yes, we've been doing it every year.
Kenji Sawara, Kenji Hagiwara, Yusaku Matsuda, and all the previous guests have done it.
We've been doing it for a long time, so we're going to do it perfectly for this computer era.
With all your might!
Yes, we'll do our best!
Thank you!
Nice to meet you!
"New Year's Howling Wolf" will be held at "Carnival"!
Yes! We're looking for famous people like you!
"New Year's Howling Wolf" will be held next January 7th, Friday, at 9 a.m. at Altamae!
We're waiting for you!
Thank you!
"New Year's Howling Wolf" will be broadcast live from 12/29 at 9 p.m.
There will be a total of 259 groups such as telephone shopping, so please watch it!
Please watch it!
It's my first time. It's my 38th time.
Since when?
I've been saying it for a long time.
You've been saying it for a long time.
It's an old saying.
You're doing well!
Thank you. I've been through a lot this year.
I'll do my best.
I'll do my best not to lose to Tanabe and Kamura.
It'll be released tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.
We'll have impersonations.
The first love of Shirehi Ojin, Motokano, will also appear.
We'll have impersonations.
What are you doing?
Thank you very much.
That's it!
Thank you for your hard work.
That's it!