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Thank you for your hard work.
You slept too much.
Is it okay for me to sleep too much?
Your eyes are swollen.
No, it's not like that. I didn't sleep too much.
It's the end of the year and you're busy.
Your teeth are a little out of place.
My teeth are always out of place.
Let's do our best.
Make it a good question.
"Mysterious Dressante"
Viewers have gathered here today.
It's a corner where we will judge everyone's good questions.
If you think you are good at more than 4 questions, we will give you this.
Oh, it's not.
Who says we will approve your good questions?
There are a lot of people here today.
Before that, we have a guest with a question.
This is it.
A.k.a. "b48"
1st, 2nd, and 3rd places selected by rock-paper-scissors.
These are the 3 winners. Please come in!
1st place!
Yes, 1st place!
2nd place!
3rd place!
Nice to meet you!
She's strong!
Tanu-san, let's play rock-paper-scissors!
Please!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors!
1st place!
I lost last Friday!
I won!
You fought!
I fought!
I want you to win today!
Let's start with 3rd place!
3rd place!
Do you need confidence?
No...
Let's start with 3rd place!
Yes!
Please!
1st place!
1st place doesn't count!
What?
1st place doesn't count!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Please wait for a moment!
So...
1, 2...
Rock-paper-scissors!
2, 2... 2, 2...
If you win all of them, you can join AKB.
I want you to win.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I was about to go in!
- Please, Mr. Sano. - This is a problem after that.
- Please, Mr. Sano. - Here, here, win, win.
- Please, Mr. Sano. - I want you to win, I really want you to win.
- Ready, go... - Rock, paper, scissors!
- If we win like this, doesn't that mean we're not adults? - That's right.
- It's a question of which of you will give up. - That's right.
- Shouldn't you ask her how she feels? - What kind of feelings does she have now?
- I want to give up. - If you give up, you'll lose.
- It's weird to hear that! - You're becoming more human.
- You'll lose. - If you give up, you'll lose.
- If you give up, you'll lose. - If you give up, you'll lose.
- If you don't believe me, you're becoming more human. - It's okay.
- Ishida is having the hardest time right now. - What should we do?
- Rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- I thought it wouldn't change. - Should we release it?!
- Should we release it?! - I'm sorry!
- It's probably in third place. - Ah, it ended halfway through.
- Third place. - Then, shall we reveal the question? - Yes!
- Ta-da!
- One day, insects were taking a rain bath. - Yes.
- Now, what was the insect that was at the very end of the bath? - End... end...
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- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
Let's start the questions. The first question is...
A question from lovelyhideko3418 of Kyoto style.
What is the winning rate of Yuki Saito, who is a pro-wrestler?
- Saito... - 50%.
- It's 50% winning rate. - 50%.
- Isn't it the one with a handkerchief? - Yes, it's a handkerchief.
- It's a handkerchief! - A handkerchief!
- TAMO won! - The host has won!
- The host has won! - You didn't see the answer, right?
- You didn't see the answer, right? - I did!
- I'm not rid of my gum mask now! - No need for it!
- Let's see the penalty score! - Here it is!
- Let's see it!
Tokyo-to-Charhan from the 53th problem!
First of all, where is the prefecture that asks you for your name?
Eh? Kiku...
Eh? Kiku?
Kouji?
Kenshima?
Shintoshi?
Tochigi?
Oikai?
Where is it that asks you for your name?
Namae...
Shiba...
Where?
Namae...
Naha! Naha! Naha!
Naha!
It's not Naha!
It's not Naha! It's not Naha!
Please show me your answer!
It's mostly rock-paper-scissors!
"Waratteii Tomo" is brought to you by these sponsors.
We will now show you the three works brought by the artists.
Please look at each work and see if you can spot any specific episodes.
Please continue to participate in "AKB48" as well!
This is the first time we're doing this segment.
It's special.
We have a company here with us.
Kentucky Fried Chicken Product Development Director, Shinji Miya!
"Kentucky Fried Chicken" was founded in 1970.
This year is the 40th anniversary.
There are about 15,500 stores in the world.
There are about 1180 stores all over Japan.
It's almost Christmas.
By the way, these are Kentucky's products that are currently on sale.
These three.
These three products are currently in the top three.
Top three in sales.
By the way, which one is in first place, Ryo?
Shrimp-filled tomato cream pot pie.
It's very popular when pot pies come out.
Well, it's first place in terms of originality.
"Kentucky Fried Chicken"
Here you go.
Why do you eat it?
"Kentucky Fried Chicken" is delicious.
It's sweet.
This is the best.
Is there a big difference between first and second place?
That's right.
As a side menu, it will be released this winter.
Original chicken is about 200 million yen.
Which is more popular, breast or feet?
For Japanese people, feet are more popular.
The team that gets it right will receive this product.
Thank you.
All of it?
Yes, all of it.
Thank you, Kia-san.
As you can see, "Kentucky" has been developing many products.
Out of the products that "Kentucky" has been developing for 40 years, we will introduce three of them.
Let's take a look.
Miya-san, please.
Thank you.
Here is today's episode.
The idea is too unique. It's a failure.
It's a success.
It sold 2 million dishes in 2 months.
It's a big hit.
It's a big hit, it's a success, and it's a failure.
Is there a failure in you, Kenta?
It's all good.
Today, we're going to show you this failure.
There's no failure.
If you get this wrong, you'll be punished.
Let's take a look at them one by one.
First of all, this one.
It's a failure!
It's gold.
Gold chicken.
What kind of product is this, everyone?
It's chicken breast.
It's about 1.5 times bigger than normal.
It's crispy on the outside.
It's big!
It's a different kind of product.
It's here!
It looks good!
Can we eat it?
Everyone, please try it!
It's good!
There's more over here.
It's been here for a long time.
Can we eat it?
It's good!
Thank you for it.
It's really good!
It's crispy on the outside.
It's good!
It's true!
How about the bigger one?
It's crispy on the outside and crispy on the inside.
It looks good!
It's good!
It's big!
By the way, let's move on.
Here's the second one.
Rice Tacos
What kind of product is it?
This is a Mexican food made of tacos and chicken.
It's a KFC meal menu.
It's a meal menu.
Yes, you bake it in the oven and cook it.
It's a meal menu.
There's rice in it, but it's KFC, so there's chicken in it.
Everyone, this product is...
Can we eat it?
You can eat it.
It smells good.
It's Sakura rice.
Atsushi-san, how is it?
It's good!
Thank you.
It's a little spicy.
It's spicy.
It's a little spicy.
The actual size is...
It's this one.
This one.
The actual size is like this.
It's good.
How is it, Tamo-san?
Isn't it good?
It's good.
I haven't failed at all.
It's good.
It's good, right?
Next up is...
Kakao Chicken.
Kakao Chicken?
Kakao?
Everyone, this product is...
Of course, when you think of Kentucky, you think of spices.
The Eleven Spice is famous, but we used a new spice to develop it.
It tastes like kakao and oranges.
Kakao and oranges?
There's meat and oranges in it, right?
How is it, Tamo-san?
It's pretty strong.
I haven't failed at all.
It's good.
It's really good!
It's good!
It's really good!
It's good!
Before eating it, I thought it might be too unique, but it's really good!
It's really good!
These are the three products.
Of course, all of them are good, but which one is a failure?
If you have a question, please raise your hand.
Yoshimi-san.
Did these products actually come out?
One of them is not for sale.
It's not for sale?
Yes.
One of them is for sale and one of them is not for sale.
All of them are good?
Including the ones that are not for sale, how much is it for all of them?
How much is it for all of them?
It's about the same size as a regular fried chicken, so it's about 250 yen for a regular fried chicken.
As for the size, it's about 400 to 500 yen.
I see.
How long does it take for development?
It takes about half a year to a year for development.
Half a year?
Yes.
With only one product?
Yes.
We develop a lot of products and in the end, we can only sell one product that our customers have chosen.
Are there different departments?
Is there a gold chicken department?
There is no gold chicken department.
There is a department that is mainly responsible for chicken, a team and side dishes, and a department that is responsible for hamburgers.
I see.
The last question, Tano-san.
During this period of time, will you stop making new menus?
Yes, I will.
Even if you sell 2 million chickens, won't you become a regular?
Excuse me, it's me.
Okay, it's over.
Everyone, please predict a failure that is too unique.
Let's announce the answers one by one.
Team Tano-san.
Nice Tacos.
Somehow.
What are you doing?
What is this?
Both of you...
I don't think it's a mistake for both of you, but...
After all, Rice Tacos is...
It's not the image of Kentucky.
It's half and half.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Thank you.
What is the image of Kentucky's fratin?
It's not called "fratin".
It's "fried chicken".
It's not the image of Kentucky's fried chicken.
Rice Tacos is half and half.
It's not familiar.
I won't say it.
It's not the image of Kentucky's fried chicken.
You won't accept it at all.
Next, AKB team.
Kakao Chicken.
It was delicious.
It was delicious, but...
Kakao Chicken has too much spice.
It's too strong.
It's hard to eat just by listening to the name.
It's sweet.
This is the opinion of the youngest generation of girls.
Kakao Chicken...
It was delicious, but...
It was delicious, but the spice was too strong.
It was spicy.
It had a strong personality.
Next...
ARTS TEAM.
I'm confident.
Rice Tacos.
As Tamo said, it's not familiar.
It's not the image of Kentucky's fried chicken.
You won't say it.
It's not the image of Kentucky's fried chicken.
You won't say it.
It's okay.
It's not the image of Kentucky's fried chicken.
You won't go to Kentucky for Tacos.
It's Taco Rice.
The term "Taco Rice" didn't have a lot of acceptance.
"It's Taco Rice! It's Taco Rice!"
If you want to eat vegetables, there's a lot of products like coleslaw.
I don't think it will come out.
The name itself is a little...
I can't think of it! Why is it called "Taco Rice"?
It's called "Taco Rice"!
I can't think of it.
It's a strange name.
I can't think of it!
Lastly, Yoshimi-san and Hitori-san.
First of all, Cacao Chicken is the best chicken I've ever eaten.
Even though I went to eat Flatine...
I think there's something called "Taco Rice".
"Taco Rice"!
I don't think it's "Taco Rice".
That's what our Colonel Sanders said.
Let's see the correct answer!
First of all, it's the one you were talking about.
Rice tacos.
Open!
It's 2 million dishes!
2 million dishes!
It's summer of 1996.
It's quite popular.
It's just...
It's not on sale now, but back in the day,
chicken and this set was very popular.
I see.
But now that you mention it,
it looks like you'll like it.
It goes well with chicken.
Set! Set!
You have to say it!
It's popular now.
2 months!
2 million!
It's a big hit.
What's left is...
Kakao Chicken!
What will happen?
Where is the correct answer?
Open!
The sandals are moving!
We researched various spices and it was interesting in terms of taste,
but as I said earlier, customers can finally purchase and investigate various products,
so we used cacao from its name.
This was also developed in 2004, so maybe you should try it now.
It's really good!
It feels like it's been 6 years.
By the way, this is #1 Gold Chicken.
It's almost exactly what we were aiming for.
- This was developed in 2004. - Yes, this was also developed in 2004.
At the time, we wanted to increase the volume of the chicken because it's breast meat,
and we used spices and batter that were different from regular original chicken.
But it was a little too big and it was hard to eat at the right time.
In the spring of this year, this improved version was sold as Paripari Chicken.
- This was also #1. - Paripari Chicken was sold!
- So you haven't sold this cacao chicken before, right? - No, we haven't.
- It's in Okinawa. - It's so good!
- It's really good. - Thank you.
- It's good for the president of the world. - It's good for the president of the world?
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- This feeling is common. I give you a round of applause. - Thank you very much.
- We have to do it as usual, right? - Yes.
- Well, we have created a theme song for you. Please listen to it. - Yes.
- All of England has written it for you. - Yes.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- Have you ever done a theme song? - No, we haven't.
- You haven't, right? - No.
- I hope you will do your best. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you for judging us, Ms. Yasumi Rie. - Thank you very much.
- All of you have already named your songs and judged them. - Yes.
- Then, we will announce the theme song. Here is today's theme song.
- A person you like will make a denomination. - No, it's not a denomination.
- A person you like will make a denomination. - It's not a denomination.
- Why? - It's not such an economic thing.
- It's not a denomination.
- It's not a denomination. - Oh, no. She did it again.
- It's not a denomination. - It's not a denomination.
- What do you think of it as a whole? - As a whole, it was really good.
- I got lost in it. - Thank you very much.
- Especially, the highest rank was a romantic song with a lot of scenes. - Oh, no.
- The lowest rank was like an anime song singer. - Oh, no.
- It's a little... - Oh, no.
- It's the ninth rank. - Oh, no.
- Was it a shame? - Oh, no.
- Yes, the lowest rank is terrible. - Yes.
- The highest rank is good. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you very much. - Good.
- It's coming. - It's coming.
- As I said before, there is only one AKB member. - Oh, no.
- Did you start with one song each? - Yes, we did.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- There are many enemies. - Yes, there are many enemies.
- There are many enemies. - Yes, there are.
- The competition is fierce. - Yes.
- If you didn't choose a good song, please drink this.
- It's sweet and sour juice for you. - It's sweet and sour juice.
- Let's drink it. - Let's drink it.
The third place is...
“Look here, I hope with my heart.”
Christmas.
Made by...
A.K.A.P. Kojima-chan!
I don't think it's the first time we've heard of it.
It's the first time, so I think you've worked hard for it.
It's a work that's very good and has a good sense of rhythm.
It's amazing that it's the 3rd place for the first time.
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing. I think it's pretty good.
Well, then...
Eh? The host is lying!
Yes!
The second announcement.
I love you. My feelings are also L.E.D.
That's how it is.
Cool!
Thank you!
It means you don't change your mind.
I'm glad you noticed it.
It's like a big fire.
Compared to 100 years ago...
It's a big invention of century.
Lifespan is also half.
White color is also half.
It's amazing.
You didn't invent it, did you?
You were involved in it.
It's a lie!
One more person!
Confidence!
Let's go!
The first announcement!
What is it?
The one who didn't choose first place said it.
I'll announce it at once!
Now's your chance! Look at his eyes like in a manga!
Yeah, he's shining right now.
He's cute, isn't he?
You're ugly! You're ugly!
Isenryu is ugly!
You don't know if you're first or second, do you?
Oh! At this moment, their feelings are turned upside down.
"Turned upside down"?! That's tough!
Happiness is in their eyes and arms...
What's this?!
It's scary, isn't it?
You're ugly!
"Beautifully dyed"
"A tree dyed with "beautifully" dyed"
"A tree dyed with "beautifully" dyed" That's amazing!
"A tree dyed with "beautifully" dyed"
Don't put "a tree dyed with "beautifully" in parallel!
"A picture of his profile taken by me"
What?!
"A picture of his profile taken by me"
Is this... Chinese?!
Don't take pictures of me!
These two will remain.
One of them will be first and one of them will be last.
It's like an anime song.
Are you confident about your condition?
Yes, I am.
Here is the first place announcement!
"Just One More Thing Your Heart Will Light Up"
Was made by...
What do you think, Sensei?
"Just One More Thing Your Heart Will Light Up"
If you don't have that light, you won't be able to complete the illumination.
I agree with you.
What is this?
"Just One More Thing Your Heart Will Light Up"
The song is...
This Sunday, December 12th, "Sports Crisis" at 4.05pm.
We took a look at the unknown reality behind sports.
It was very interesting. Please watch it!
See you tomorrow!
Good night!