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Let's eat and talk about delicious food.
Mysterious mystery restaurant.
Viewers, I would like you to evaluate the delicious questions that you want to ask me without thinking about it.
If you think more than four people are good at it, I'll let you do it.
Oh, today we have a guest interviewer who brought in a question from himself.
Who is it?
It's this person. Please come in!
Excuse me.
Did you come up with the question yourself?
Yes, I thought about it.
Did you think about it?
I thought about it.
Please announce it.
I get prettier every time I work.
Why is that?
Every time you work?
Pretty.
It's easy.
Cleaning cameraman.
Cleaning.
- What do you think of that? - That's not good!
- What a shame! - What a shame!
- Let's move on to the next question. - Yes.
- Let's go. - Here's the question.
- Huh? - What is it?
- There's a sample of all of them, right? - Yes.
- Oh, it's real! - Huh?
- It's real. - Real?
- Oh, it's not this one. - Oh, I see.
- Half of it is real. - Half of it is real.
- It's "half real". - Half of it is real.
- What's the first question? - What is it?
"What's the birthday gift you and your girlfriend bring?"
- It's girls' love. - Girls' love.
- Girls' love. - Girls' love.
- It's girls' love! - Girls love.
- Girls love. - Girls love.
- It's not fair! - Today, we'll find out.
- It's not going to be found out soon. - It's not a good day.
- It's not good to be found out soon. - In front of ourselves.
- We do it every week. - It's a shield!
- It's a little early...
- He gave it!
Huh? Azuma-san!
- It's not good, is it? - Is it good?
- I thought it was funny. - Funny?
- But it wasn't good. - One, two...
- It's a shame! - It's a shame!
- I really want to say it! - Yes.
The next song is...
"I don't drive every month for ten days." What is the railway route?
- Tok... - Tokaido...
- Shinkansen... Tokaido... - Tokaido...
- Tokaido Main Line! - Tokaido...
- Tokaido... - Tokaido...
- Tokaido... - Tokaido Main Line!
- Tokaido... - Tokaido...
- Tokaido Line! - Tokaido Line! - Tokaido Line! - I see, I see...
The answer is...
Let's go to the next one.
Who wears pants or pants to people?
- Pants or pants? - Who wears pants or pants to people?
- Hakase! Hakase Taro! - Hakase Taro!
- Oh no! - Oh no!
You hit MC!
No, you can't hit him like that.
Have you ever done it before?
We participate in it together.
How much are you trying to have fun?
Originally, this was a theater troupe.
I was fired in one week.
Judge, please.
One, two, three!
Too bad, too bad!
It's like it's exploding.
Can we have the audience say it, too?
It's hard for me to say it because of all the men around me.
Next!
What is a peaceful food at all times?
Green peas.
Green peas?
It's not good at all.
Green peas.
It's...
Momen.
How is it?
Momen.
Dig in!
Meat bun!
This is different from a fight, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Objection, please!
This is a little...
One, two...
Too bad, too bad!
It doesn't feel like a shame at all!
On the contrary, up to this point...
Today is a little...
"Laugh and Be Happy" is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
This is my third stage!
Now, we will show you three works of artists.
Please watch them and see if you know anything about them.
Here we go!
Our guest!
Our guest for today!
You have the same name, right?
Tano Shingo!
It seems like you have some time, so please tell us a story.
First of all, we will do an impersonation of Azuma and Kisa.
After this, we will all go for lunch, right?
Yes, of course!
What? What? What?
Alta Stadio!
What is that?
You're the one who wanted to open it, aren't you?
It's Stadio Alta.
You...
It's Stadio Alta, strictly speaking.
It's Alta Stadio!
How rude of you!
Ah, it feels good!
Wait a minute...
Stop it!
Oh, father.
Welcome, Mr. Atsui.
Let me introduce you to today's artist.
Camera man on the battlefield, Mr. Yoichi Watanabe!
Mr. Yoichi Watanabe.
This is a picture of Mr. Watanabe on the battlefield.
Yes.
This is his picture.
Yes, it is.
Here, a child is sitting next to a gun.
Yes, it is.
In Somalia, Africa...
...children are forced to fight on the front lines of war.
We took this picture.
Where is it?
Iraq, Baghdad...
Wow!
Between life and death, there are bad people...
...who suddenly jump into their homes and various places...
...during their daily lives.
Wow!
This is the situation at the scene.
Wow!
This is the happy moment found in Mr. Watanabe's battlefield.
Yes!
Today, I will introduce you to the three pictures that captured the happy moment.
Here is the episode.
[Episode 3]
This is a picture of Mr. Watanabe's reflection on his powerlessness.
This is a picture of happiness expressed by his favorite person.
Today, we will reflect on this picture of his powerlessness.
Wow!
It's difficult.
We will reflect only on this picture.
Yes.
Is it like a camera arm?
No, it's about various things.
Let's look at it first.
This is a picture of Mr. Watanabe's reflection on his powerlessness.
Here is the first one.
What is this?
It's like a golf course.
Is he playing golf?
What kind of picture is this?
This is Afghanistan.
Although the situation is unstable, there is a golf course.
He actually played golf.
He is 19 years old and lives in Ishikawa, Afghanistan.
He is such a person.
Is it true?
He is one of the young players who won the tournament.
Does he play golf?
Yes, he does.
Doesn't the ball hit you when you pick it up?
From the front.
There is no field.
That's right.
Although it's green, it's like a bunker with only sand.
It's tough to play.
It says "hole".
He wrote "romaji" there, too.
It says 530.
It's April 2009.
Let's move on.
No. 2 is this.
This is Baghdad, Iraq.
Although the situation is unstable and children are afraid of it,
they go to school and smile for the first time in a while.
The smile of the children who live in the battlefield.
This is one of them.
Doesn't it look like a smile?
Even so, he has a gentle expression.
He eats a lot of sweets.
That's right.
His uniform is torn apart.
He has sharp eyes.
His eyes are all different.
This is from a warrior.
His mother worked hard in the dark to find something like a uniform for him.
The children were happy to wear it and went to school.
I see.
Let's look at the third one.
Here it is.
He has a good smile.
This is from an area where the war called Somalia in Africa continues.
There was a boy with a very bright smile and he accidentally dropped his shutter.
He was very attracted to the brilliance of his eyes.
That's right.
This is from a place called Baidwa in Somalia in 2000.
This is from an area where the war continues.
He wore a beautiful uniform.
I see.
These are the three photos.
I see.
If you have any questions, please ask us.
One person.
How do you reflect on yourself?
I try to get as close as possible to the subject when I'm shooting.
I also try to capture the situation clearly in one photo.
But in one photo, I feel like I missed out on the situation.
It's hard to understand the situation.
I couldn't capture the situation I was looking for.
You couldn't explain it.
You couldn't convey it.
That's right.
You couldn't convey it.
Yes.
You couldn't convey it.
It's a good photo.
Let's move on to the next question.
Ryo.
Do you always get permission to take photos?
Everyone does.
Do you always get permission to take photos?
While the other person is taking photos, we continue shooting.
Are there people who don't like it?
At that time, we don't shoot at all.
It's too late for Watanabe-san to talk slowly.
It's my first time meeting you. I'm sorry.
It's really too late for you.
You're always next to me and kissing me.
Are you a person who talks slowly?
It's too late for you?
I'm sorry.
Then, ask me a question.
Okay.
Um...
Don't look at other people's faces and laugh.
Watanabe-san, when you're taking photos in this environment, is there anything you struggled with?
It was hard for me to go beyond the waiting time and danger to get to that windy area.
You're too late for that!
You're really a good person.
When you're taking photos like this, is there a time when you're in danger?
Yes, there is.
I have a guide and security with me.
When danger approaches, I'm in complete danger management so I can escape immediately.
Do you move in groups?
Yes. I'm not the only one who can't move.
Is it like a team?
A person who was born in this area is helping me as a guide and security.
Don't laugh!
It's fun but I'm not good at massaging.
Can you give me a massage?
I'll do it for you.
What are you doing?!
Stop it!
I've done it before!
What is it?!
This is my screening session. Today is cameraman Watanabe Yoichi's screening session.
Only one of the three photos showed weakness.
We will have you guess which one it is.
However, the other two are your favorite and best photos.
I can't miss it.
Everyone, please try not to make mistakes.
Even though it's the best photo, you might regret it.
That's right.
Let's start with Tamotsu and Caleb's team.
Where do you regret it?
I don't know where it is.
I don't know if it's on the battlefield or not.
If you don't tell me where it is, you might regret it.
However, it's just a boy laughing.
I see.
His face is kind of hidden.
I wonder what kind of face he has.
You have a keen eye.
Which one is it?
Is it right?
Is it number three?
I don't know.
This is number one, isn't it?
It's number one.
I was surprised.
It's a golf tournament in Afghanistan.
It's number three.
Number two is happiness.
Let's move on to Ryo and Akimotchi's team.
Number one.
Number one regrets it.
He realized that he didn't have enough strength.
Watanabe should be as close as possible.
I told him I wanted to shoot from here, so I said that the driver should come this far.
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's dangerous!
I said, "I'm a car wash cameraman," with the feeling of "I can't go any further."
Powerless morning for a scared self.
I'm sorry for being scared here even though I'm a car wash cameraman.
At that time, you were really scared.
I was scared.
It's certainly a situation where you can get closer.
You were scared.
I felt fear.
It's dangerous.
Ah, it's hot.
"Tanoshingo" team.
You got into a fight.
You got second place.
Did you get into a fight?
Yes.
"Tanoshingo" is third place.
Third place?
Yes.
I thought I was second place.
Why did you think you were third place?
Third place.
The person in the back is a little blurry.
Was it better for you to be in the front?
That's...
That's the way it is.
Are you deliberately making me look like I'm in the back?
Isn't it?
I'm glad you're right.
Second place.
The girl on the far right is probably looking at Abe Watanabe and...
No, not that side.
First place.
This side?
Yes, the girl on the far left.
"I can't go any further."
I think she said that to make you laugh.
To make you smile.
"I can't go any further."
Everyone has that kind of expression.
Only the girl on the far right is smiling a little.
I think she realized that she doesn't have arms.
She regretted it.
She's sharp-tongued.
Sharp-tongued.
We're the only ones who are sharp-tongued.
Next.
Lastly, Yoshizumi-san.
One-man-team.
Huh?
This?
This is third place.
Third place.
First place is strength.
Strength.
Second place is happiness.
It's hard to say it's not hard, but it's hard to say it's a smile.
A smile full of effort.
That's kind of...
Third place is...
As I said, we can't see the situation.
Couldn't you have shown us more?
I see.
If you made it a little wider.
You're looking straight at me.
You're sharp.
No, I'm serious.
Oh...
Huh?
That means... 3, 3, 2, 1...
Everyone's split up, right?
Yeah, we're split up.
Okay, here's the correct answer.
Let's take a look.
First of all...
Number 2!
Open!
This is a good picture!
This is happiness!
Mr. Madame, this is...
In Iraq, where the war was still going on,
we were able to see the smiles of children for the first time in a long time.
At that time, we could see the hope of Iraq.
That's why it's reflected in the picture, and I was happy about it.
It's a picture that makes you feel happy that you can see the smiles of children living there.
As you said.
The girl who chose number 2...
What's going on? Why did you choose number 2?
The girl on the far right opened her legs too much.
Why? What's so funny about it?
What are you talking about?
She made me laugh a lot.
After the commercial, we'll announce the correct answer.
What is it?
Now, we'll announce the correct answer.
Number 2 was the best picture that expressed happiness.
Mr. Madame reflected on either number 1 or 3.
What?
She felt powerless.
This is a good picture.
Her smile is amazing.
Now, let's open it up.
She felt powerless and reflected on either picture.
It's correct!
Where is it, Watanabe-san?
As Tamori-san said,
the background is funny and you can't see the woman's face or appearance.
The first aim of the photo was the women behind.
Is that so?
A child cut in and came in there.
I didn't think of it and turned off the shutter.
But it's a good smile.
It's a good smile, isn't it?
As a photo, it was a beautiful photo.
However, it's hard for Somali women to be photographed in photos.
Moreover, when the woman finally took the photo,
the child cut in and took it off.
Even though she's embarrassed, she cut in!
She's embarrassed, isn't she?
That's right.
The aim was the woman's expression and the color of her clothes.
I see.
However, it's hard for Somali women to be photographed in photos.
It's one of my favorite photos.
By the way, there's one more.
This is Ryo Ishikawa of Afghanistan.
Even in his daily life on the battlefield,
he was really good at golf.
At that time, he did 2-0 and put it in the cup as it was.
He's a professional golfer, isn't he?
The winner is the Afghanistan team and the Afghanistan team.
Tomorrow, November 23rd, from 7pm. I'll be there too, so please watch!
[Please watch November 23rd and 24th too!]