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Thank you very much, we are ASTIC SITE.
- Are you okay to ride alone? - Yes, I'm okay.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
This is an audition to decide the opening dancers.
The dancers who became champions today will dance at the opening next Monday.
Judges, please choose the right dancers.
Now, I'd like to introduce the first group.
It's an overflow of dancing and teamwork!
Always in a hurry, calls Snoopy
He closes his beak, he's there for Easter
On the side, on the side, he's a fool
Politics, he practices speech
Intense and sensitive to ideas
If you're his target, he exercises in front of videos
Anticipates acid questions
The only one is your status
His hatred comes before his pain
Extremes, he wants to place you in secret
He eats plaques, he eats plaques
He gets drunk with plaques, he drinks more plaques, more plaques
I feel like it's a new genre again
Bad-looking guy
How is it, Ryo-san?
I don't know how you stand up when you're sitting diagonally like a woman
I don't understand it at all
How do you do it?
I do it like this
Even if you see it now, you can't do it well
I don't know it
It's okay
I don't understand it at all
Who came up with this movement?
Who came up with the dance?
All of us
All of you?
How about you, Hitomi-sensei?
Rather than me asking you questions, look at the audience's faces
This is the answer
No, no
Ask us questions
They're asking if you have any questions
I don't have any questions
Since you're in first place, you're the temporary champion
Let's continue.
Next, pay attention to girls' cute movements.
"Once Momenda".
"Once Momenda" is a monster, isn't it?
Why did you name it like that?
Because it's cute.
Because it's cute?
There must have been something cuter.
If you think about it now...
If you were calm, it would have been better.
I wanted to stand out.
You wanted to stand out?
Yes.
You don't stand out that much.
But your body is very soft.
How about you, Akimoto?
Did you learn ballet or something like that?
Yes, I did.
Is that so?
Are you a dancer now?
Huh? Did you say something you shouldn't have asked?
A little.
I want to say a little.
I'm a dancer's egg.
Oh, you're a dancer's egg.
Yes.
Then what do you do now?
I'm a flutist.
A flutist.
Your voice doesn't sound loud at all.
I work at a restaurant.
Oh, you work at a restaurant.
Yes.
How about you, Ryo?
My soles are very dirty.
Why?
I'm showing you my feet.
Look.
My feet are dirty.
I thought, "Oh, they're dirty."
You shouldn't have stood out.
It's a little hard for me to dance.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't like it.
I dance naked.
You dance naked?
You dance naked outside, too?
So you don't wash up that much.
I don't wash up that much.
You don't wear clothes that much.
Thank you.
Which one was better?
Please give us your judgment!
You are the temporary champion.
Let's continue.
The third group.
Pay attention to the organized bowling.
It's the handsome girls!
Mr. Shikitori.
The middle one is handsome, but the one on the side is just an old man.
He's not an old man.
Why do you have that hairstyle?
He doesn't talk.
He doesn't talk?
He's cute.
How old are you now?
14 years old.
You're lying.
How many times have you kissed?
You're lying.
I'm called "girl octopus shark" and I'm 14 years old.
That's how it's set up.
How old are you?
I'm actually 14 years old.
Is it okay for me to be on TV like this?
"Girl octopus shark"?
She's 14 years old.
I don't know what you're talking about.
She's 35 years old.
What do you call "girl octopus shark"?
Um...
What's the name of "girl octopus shark"?
"girl" "octopus" "shark"
Is "myouji" "girl"?
"girl" "octopus" "shark"
"girl" "octopus" "shark"?
I don't know that!
"white star"
"girl" "white star" "octopus" "shark"?
So what's the name of it?
Why are you bullying me like that?
What?
Why are you bullying me like that?
Don't bully me like that!
What is it?
Is it "white star"?
Which one?
"girl" "octopus" "shark"?
I don't know "girl" "octopus" "shark" very well.
What do you usually do?
Why are you bullying me like that?
What do you usually do, "octopus shark"?
I work part-time at a post office.
Post office?
She's following the mic.
The mic.
The mic is here.
To all of you...
The mic is here.
To all of you...
The mic is here.
Did you find a good person?
Yes, she's cute.
Let's see which one is better.
The champion or the challenger?
Huh?
It's split, so Mr. Tam is holding it up.
The champion!
Mr. Tam!
Can I try again?
Tako-san, can you do it better?
He's so cute!
He might come back next week.
He's so cute!
Let's move on to the next one.
This is the last one for today.
Pay attention to the fun dance that makes you smile.
"How to Fly".
What kind of character is this?
Um...
Oh, he's saying something.
Um, I'm called "Howt".
"Howt"?
"Howt".
"Howt"?
Yes.
"Howt", why are you born?
As a mascot.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a dancer.
"Howt", did you just say that?
Yes, I did.
"Howt", how old are you?
14 years old.
Isn't it?
No.
It's "Howt".
Seriously, what is it?
What is this group?
We are dancing instructors at "How to Fly", a dance studio.
I see.
Our original characters come and cheer for us at our presentations.
Wow!
So you are their mascot characters.
Yes.
Let's see who won.
Judges, please.
It's difficult.
The challengers are divided into 3 against 3.
Tam will choose.
They will create a new song based on the theme and make a song based on their experience.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Let me introduce the guest.
Is it Konyakuizetsu?
Oh, it’s flow boss.
The flow boss.
High in the bamboo.
The flow boss.
High in the bamboo.
Here's the drummer's report.
Yes.
It's nine o'clock tonight, isn't it?
Fifteen minutes extended.
It’s flow boss.
Yes.
He's picking up a woman lying on the stairs, isn't he?
He's picking her up.
This is called "picking up".
It's not "picking up".
It's not that simple.
I see.
It's a good encounter.
It's nine o'clock, isn't it?
Yes.
For the first time, it's extended only for fifteen minutes.
Yes.
Only?
It's already fifteen minutes.
It's extended for fifteen minutes.
Thank you.
How many minutes do you usually extend?
We don't usually extend.
You don't?
It's been one hour.
This time, it's special.
It's our first meeting.
You're a man.
You're wonderful.
But you're not paid well.
You're the same as before.
We're not paid well.
Now, let's go buy some sex.
It's a delivery.
Why is it a delivery?
Thank you for coming.
This time, you two have teamed up.
Oh, we've teamed up.
Yes.
We've teamed up generously.
Ah, Sensei. Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.
Now, for today's theme.
Alright.
It's this.
Looking at a flowershop with one eye.
I'm sure of it isn't a flowershop.
It's a girls' shop!
Girls' shop?
This way!
Girls' shop.
I'm sure it's a girl's shop.
Isn't it Ichimoku-san?
It's Ichimoku-san.
Of course it is.
It's Kouka-kun!
How is it overall?
Overall, since it's a one-time love story, it's worth reading it over and over again.
It seems like it's going to be meta,
but I tried to put in a new feeling that I've never seen before in 3rd place.
Like it's never-ending.
Worth reading!
It's different from love stories, right?
Yes.
I don't know that, so it's definitely okay.
I think it's going to be an interesting result.
Sensei!
It's got a name on it, so I don't know who wrote it.
I see.
What?
Why did you pick up on her?
Why did you pick up on Koukai?
Koukai picked up on you?
I was surprised.
I'm a dancer, so...
You're a dancer, so you have no experience.
You've never danced before.
I've never danced before.
Is it a mischief?
It's not a mischief!
Why?
It's not that bad!
It's that bad?!
Is it?!
No!
You're grasping it too much!
If we're together, it's okay.
If we're together, it's hard.
If you couldn't choose from the best 3, you can drink this.
Kin-chin!
It's a sweet and sour juice.
Sweet and sour, but only sour?
Only sour.
It's very sour.
Only sour juice.
By the way, currently...
...Kathryn Shingo-kun is in 4th place.
That's not good.
It's not good.
It's not a good book.
There aren't many books that aim for first place.
That's not true!
Is it?!
She's aiming for first place again today.
Are you serious?
She's aiming for first place again today.
Then, I'll announce the 3rd place.
Super novel.
Without guessing, you'll know.
"Sound of Love".
The winner is...
Anze-san!
This is fine, right?
It has a transmitter in it.
Let's take a look at it.
You don't like it, do you?
This, Sensei, is quite interesting.
This time, as expected, there are many words that represent a prince.
Among them, this arrangement was effective.
Yes.
It's here, isn't it?
I see.
Yes.
You can hear it, but you can't hear it.
The heartbeats of love are loud and you can hear it.
I'm talking.
It's hot.
The heartbeats are loud.
You're in third place, but your heartbeats are loud.
I can't hear you.
The heartbeats are loud.
You're in third place.
Yes, thank you.
You're amazing.
You're so cool.
Ah, there are many things in it, aren't there?
The opinions of the doctors.
Yes.
Second place announcement!
Yes!
"Make a battle suit that only one person can wear in the hospital"
The one who made it is...
- I don't know. - You don't know, do you?
You know, you went to see a doctor for the first time, right?
Normally you'd go with light clothes, but you wore a battle suit and did your makeup well.
- It's not a battle suit because it's your first time, right? - That's right.
- It's not a battle suit because you suddenly fell in love. - Shut up, you!
- You haven't worn it yet! - That's weird.
- That's weird. - I don't know.
- Well, that happens. - Yes.
- So I thought I'd go like this next. - That's right.
- I took it a little wider. - That's right.
- You're second place, right? - I'm glad you noticed.
Thank you!
- There's only one person left. - Yes.
- Who's confident? - Yes!
- Gassak... Gassak... - Gassak...
- It's a Gassak team. - You combined your strength, right?
- We combined our strength, right? - Yes.
- Yes, that's right. - Okay, one second.
Then...
"I want to watch it, but my whole body is numb. Don't ask me!"
The one who made it is...
"My whole body is numb, so I'll cut it up and cut it up!"
That's what you want to say, right?
"It's too novel, so I chose it."
"It's too amazing."
"My whole body is numb, so I started watching it."
"The teacher came and said, 'Oh no, it's a one-time love.'"
"I wanted to watch it, but when I heard about it, I said, 'Oh no.'"
"It's too novel."
"It's a secret."
Let's move on to 4th place.
"Super novel." "If you get it right, you'll find out."
Ah, you got it right!
It might have been better if you didn't get it right.
"If you don't get it right, you'll find out." That was close.
Yes, it was close.
If we were going for "orthodox", this 4th place would be the most common one.
It's good that we made it. It was close.
Yes, it was close.
There was a bit of a problem up there.
Who has a problem?
5th place!
"Wind's heat." "No, I'm love's heat."
I thought it was "wind's heat", but I made it sound like "love's heat" is higher.
If we rank 4th and 5th, it's not bad at all.
It's not bad at all?
What do you think it is?
"Anger"?
What about "anger"?
Ah, this is terrible!
Let's look at the log.
"Anger".
"Wind's heat". "Don't let it go down. Don't scratch it with your hands."
What is this?
The more sick you are, the closer you get to the doctor.
It's like "cocaine".
It's the worst.
Why is it like that?
"I like it, but more importantly, my stomach hurts right now."
What is that?
You can't just say "my stomach hurts" like that.
You can't say "my stomach hurts" like that.
That's true, but it's still "cocaine", right?
It's like singing about love.
If you go to the hospital, you'll be in a lot of trouble.
You will now see the three works brought in by the artists who will appear in a moment.
Please look at each work and see if there is an episode that you like.
Kageno Uchi-san and Ueto Ai-san will also continue to participate.
Thank you very much.
That was close!
Now, everyone, do you have the confidence to see through the work?
We do!
Let's say we do.
We do!
That's all we can say, so please say it.
Do you have the strength to see through it?
We do!
Thank you.
We believe in reality.
Thank you.
That's what Kageno Uchi-san said.
Don't be so modest.
Now, let me introduce today's artists.
These people!
Hiroki-san, before you came here, you were a driver.
While working part-time at a flower shop, you became a driver at the age of 36.
You are the only driver in Japan who can make a large amount of money on his own.
That's amazing.
You are quite manly, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
It's like fighting with flowers.
You look like a driver.
Do you have a large size?
A large size?
Do you have a large size of butt?
No, we don't have a large size.
We don't have a large size of butt.
Do you have a large size of butt?
A large size of butt is A-size.
I didn't ask you a hint.
I didn't ask you anything.
Let's watch the episode about today's artists.
This one!
It's a dissatisfying art because it looks like a kindergarten.
It's a satisfactory art that can express the balance well.
Colors, lines...
Souls?
Bunches?
Not souls.
All conditions are perfect works.
Bunches?
These are the three works.
Please guess the dissatisfying art that looks like a kindergarten.
It's difficult.
What kind of art is that?
Guess what you think is a failed work.
Please guess what you think is a failed work.
The first work is this.
It's cool.
It's beautiful.
What's the point of this work?
The width of this work is about 11 meters.
It's big!
The height of the stage is about 4 meters.
4 meters?
Is it placed on the stage?
That's right.
The width of the stage is wide.
Does it look like a work of art?
That's right.
It looks like a work of art.
It's called "Flower Mirror".
What's that pink thing?
I dyed Yanagi's hair pink.
I didn't know that.
It's a new color, though.
It's 11 meters long.
Which one is next?
What's the point of this work of art?
It's wide.
It's 4 to 5 meters wide and 4 to 5 meters high.
There are a lot of big works of art.
That's right.
It's 3 to 4 meters wide.
It's beautiful.
It's a powerful work of art.
It's "Flower Mirror".
The third one is this one.
Wow, it's cool.
It's cute.
Where is it from?
It's from a temple called Gokokuji in Tokyo.
Gokokuji?
Yes, yes.
I decorated it.
Isn't it big?
It represents a dragon.
I see.
It's 50 meters long.
What? 50 meters?
Some of it is about 25 meters long.
Is it connected to the right?
It's connected to the bottom.
Bamboo?
It's "Walking in the Bamboo Grove".
If you have any questions, please ask us.
Here you are.
You took a lot of time.
I took a lot of time.
We took a lot of time.
I've been watching you.
You said "one person" in my head.
How long does it take to create each one of them?
To create them?
The first one is about two and a half hours.
Two and a half hours?
For 11 meters?
Two and a half hours or three hours.
That long?
Do you do it on the spot?
Yes.
What about the second one?
The second one is about four hours.
Four hours.
The third one is...
It was in the middle of the full moon, about four hours.
- Four hours? - That's a lot of time.
- Can you do that? - It's amazing.
- Next, one person! - Thank you!
Do you ask for a dragon or something like that? Or is it all free of charge?
No, there are times when clients ask for it, and there are times when you design your own ideas and express them.
The one that looks like a kindergarten has an order like this, right?
That's right.
- The one that looks like a kindergarten... - What do you call it?
- What do you call it? - What kind of order is there?
- That's right. - That's...
- Glamorous. - Glamorous!
- That's it! - Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Everyone, since it looks like a kindergarten, please guess which of these is a dissatisfying work of art.
If you get it wrong, it's a work of art.
Everyone, please be careful not to be rude.
- I see. - He thinks it's good, but if you say it's a kindergarten, it's not good.
- That's right. First of all, Mr. Tama! - Yes!
- Number two. - Number two!
- Why is it this? - Yes.
- No, I think number three is really amazing. - Number three's dragon...
- You removed number three, right? - Yes.
- Number one is good. - Number one, eleven meters.
- It's good, but this is... not really... - That's right.
- If you ask me which one to choose, I'd say number one or two. - Yes.
- Number two. - It feels like you're leaving more and more orders.
- It looks like a kindergarten, Mr. Ryo. - Rather than me saying it, it feels like a kindergarten, doesn't it?
- Mr. Ryo, this is... - Is it me?
- Yes, it is. - Now, Mr. Azuchi!
- Yes. - Ah, number two!
- Yes. - Yes.
- It really feels like you're just leaving orders. - Number two!
- Number two! - Number two!
- You asked me to bring you a big one, and you left it here. - You asked too much.
- Number two seems like he's slacking off. - He seems like he's slacking off.
- So, number two! - Number two!
- Next, Takeru's answer. - Everyone chose number two!
- Why is that, Takeru-san? - Um...
- The color scheme is not uniform... - It's not good, right?
- It might not be uniform. - It might not be uniform.
- Alright, Yasutake-san, you're up. - Yes, then...
- Number one! - Yes! - Why is that?
It's like a planned harmony.
Compared to others, it's like...
"If it's like this, I can do it."
Also, his nose is dyed pink.
It means that he didn't make use of his nose.
I think he put too much pressure on his face.
I think this is what he thinks is most important.
It's like, "It didn't work out as I thought it would."
The correct answer is...
"We have a lover."
This is the 3rd stage.
Here is the correct answer.
Most of you think No. 2 is "childhood".
Only one of you thinks No. 1 is "childhood".
Among No. 1 and No. 2,
here is the work that you are dissatisfied with
because it looks like "childhood".
No. 2!
I'm sorry it's not No. 2.
Correct!
What's wrong with you?
Are you dissatisfied?
As Hitori-san said, there are a lot of desires.
We want lines, colors, and space.
We aim for a lot of things.
It's a wonderful work.
You're greedy.
We want you to remember it.
That's what I'm most dissatisfied about.
No. 2 and No. 3, open!
No. 2!
This is not good.
No, it's fine.
Kageno-chan is more excited than anyone else.
He's quite passionate about his comments.
And so, the correct answer is...
It was Team History!
I see, this is the fourth one.
The company is called "Beauty and the Beast".
Yes, "Beauty and the Beast", viewers of "Beauty and the Beast" will love it!
For more information, please go to the show's homepage.
Let's do it one more time, starting from tonight at 9 o'clock!
Starting from tonight at 9 o'clock...
We're going to destroy Junai in Inagaki!
Please watch it!
Goro is really evil and scary, so that's also something to watch out for!
I've been in this band for 29 years.
I took the mic myself and presented the band.
Thank you very much!
See you tomorrow!