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A one-on-one match of words and techniques, "Words and Techniques Arrangement Match"!
It's a segment where we arrange old-fashioned words and techniques for the modern generation.
Everyone, please do your best today!
Of course!
Let me introduce today's "Words and Techniques Answering" guests.
From akb48, Maida Atsuko-chan, Oshima Yugo-chan, and Akimoto Sayaka-chan!
Have you ever thought about how to say no?
No, I haven't.
It's the first time I've thought about it.
It's the second time, right?
Yeah.
How do you usually say no in conversations?
"We don't believe in that."
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Don't you say, "It's a path you have to walk on," or something like that?
"It's a path you have to walk on," or something like that.
We don't say it that much.
You don't say it that much?
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you!
The one who gave us their answer is Mr. Yoshikazu Kitamura!
Mr. Yoshikazu Kitamura!
Thank you!
Mr. Yoshikazu!
These three akb48 guys, which type are you?
Mr. Yoshikazu!
You're young and good.
Young and professional!
Your neck are more swayed than ever.
But you guys are really wonderful.
You guys are really wonderful.
That's nice.
I was busy thinking about the date I had in my head.
Me, too!
- All three of you. - All three of you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
I went to Nasu Highland.
- You went to Nasu? - You went to Nasu?
Unfortunately, those of you who are out of line will have to drink fried juice.
- Thank you, everyone. - Thank you.
Now, let's announce today's theme.
Here it is!
"Kajiba's stupid power".
In a critical situation, an unexpected power comes out.
- I know, I know. - Now, then...
Let me announce the winner. Here it is!
The winner of "Kajiba's stupid power" is...
"Morning Demo's quickness".
The winner is...
Is there such a thing?
Of course there is.
You're like "Ah!"
For now, I'm like "Ah! I have to go!"
Are you weak in the morning?
I'm weak in the morning.
You're weak.
Let's hear from Sensei. How is it?
It's an easy-to-understand and good work that many people can sympathize with.
Sensei, you're so kind.
Sensei, your skin feels younger today.
Next is "silver award".
The arrangement of "kajiba no bakaji" is...
"animals chasing you", "sweet potato chasing you" and "custard chasing you".
What do you think of it?
It's impressive.
It's like chasing Komato-dragon.
Poor Komato-drago.
What do you think of it?
It's a powerful work which you can easily imagine the situation in which Komato-drago was caught.
You can't run away like that.
Are you sure you can run away like that?
Either of you can run away like that.
Or you can run away together like that.
Drink it up.
The prize is...
The prize for "Komato-drago chasing you" is...
A bag of "gekiya" sale.
The prize is...
You can see it in size, and you've never spent it cheaply, have you?
I see. Do you often see this kind of thing in videos?
Yes, I do. Someday.
Someday you'll do it?
Yes.
So, Sensei, what do you think of this?
I think you arranged it very well in a modern way.
It means that power and wisdom come out at the last minute.
Sensei, you have a long comment today.
Thank you very much.
- No, I'm not. - Mr. Takeru...
Mr. Takeru should be ashamed of himself.
He's judging people without telling them their names.
- That's right. - He's right.
- Thank you, Mr. Takeru. - You should be ashamed of yourself.
- But you should all be ashamed of yourself. - Mr. Takeru is a member of AKB.
- Everyone is complaining about you, but you are not a bad guy. - What is it?
- It's a rod of a cartilage-eating horse. - That's nice of you, Mr. Takeru.
- Mr. Takeru, I asked you about it. - Yes.
- What does it mean? - I'm sorry, but it's more powerful than a horse or an animal. - It's normal.
- I've never heard of it. - I've never heard of it.
- It's normal. - It's normal.
- Next. - I was hurt.
- It's like a farewell story. - What is it?
- Why are you saying sad words? - You did it. - No, I didn't.
- Why are you sad? - No, no.
- When you say goodbye to someone and tell them you won't do it again, you feel a lot of pressure. - It's just a flow of conversation.
- Why are you so sad? - You are friends. - I'll ask you.
- Mr. Takeru, what do you think of it? - It's kind of embarrassing and it's out of the question. - It's out of the question.
- It doesn't come out of nowhere. - Next.
- Shingo. - Yes.
- You are a young entertainer with a bad mood. - I know what you mean.
- What is it? - You are trying to liven up the place somehow.
- When you are in a bad mood, you do it, right? - How do you do it?
- King game!
- Mr. Oshima, you were pretty bad at this game. - You did it!
- Let me say hello to the teacher first. - Yes, teacher!
- What do you think of this game? - It's bad.
- Yes, teacher! You're stingy! - It's bad?
- It's just an explanation. - An explanation?
- It's just an explanation! - It's not good.
- Then, Occho. - Occho.
- Here it is! - Here it is!
- It's called "Kappa Vita" when no one in the class is playing against you.
- Kappa Vita?
- Since you have to be seen by others, you have no choice but to say you saw a kappa.
- It's like a documentary.
- How is it, Sensei?
- As usual, I ate a kappa.
- That's the problem.
- "As usual" is unnecessary.
- Can these people say what's written above?
- No, no.
- They're doing their best.
- Hey, Akimoto-chan! - Yes?
- Akimoto Yasushi-san, you're almost out of time.
- It was really good.
- Akimoto-san, you're out of time that much?
- In a new performance, there are times when 16 songs change at once.
- At those times, he would change about 10 songs at once.
- So I thought, "Ah, he has that kind of explosive power."
- I came here not knowing if I'd be scolded or not, but I wasn't in the class by myself.
- That's right, AKB is fun.
- But you're good at saying things like an announcer.
- Akimoto-chan!
- You're getting into it.
- Sensei, how is it?
- I understand that you're good at saying things like an announcer,
- but it doesn't really get across to the general public.
- Ah!
- To the general public, huh?
- It's troublesome.
- It's tough to advertise.
- It suddenly got tough.
- Huh? It got tough?
- What's up with that?
- "Cleaning of the back of the head"
- "Efficient"
- What's up with that?
He's surprised by your refusal.
It's like a copy.
It's like a power you don't usually have.
But it's amazing, Taishi-kun.
Your laughter is the best.
So, Sensei, what do you think of this?
I know how you feel, but it's a refusal.
Sensei, how did you like it overall?
I feel like you're getting to know how to say "no" more and more.
When you look at the works above, there's a sharpness in the words.
It's concise and has a sense of rhythm.
So, when you make it, not only write it down, but also say it out loud.
Read it out loud!
"The stupidity of a blacksmith" is really good.
What is this?
Look at his face.
"The lie of having seen it"
So, everyone else...
"Sense Akechiru"
Let me explain how to handle antique goods first!
These days, antique goods are becoming popular, so please guess what they are and for what purpose they are used.
Yes, we'll do our best!
This is a team game, so if you think you don't know your opponent's team, please give us a signal.
Yes, we'll do our best!
The team you want to play against is... Kusanagi Team!
Yes!
Let's go!
Thank you, Kusanagi Team!
Thank you!
Alright!
Now, here are the first goods!
Here you go!
I'll show you the correct answer.
It's a little difficult.
Oh, there are people who know it today.
You don't know it?
Between us, we use it several times a day.
Then, what do you think of it?
Who has it?
Who will show it?
You know it, right?
I know it.
You have strong eyes.
Oh, that's right.
You're lying.
One, two...
Kusanai-san!
Let's open it!
Start!
As you can see, it's round, right?
That's right.
Inside of it, there is something important.
A fox.
In short, there are people who have a pet, right?
Yes, yes.
In short, let's put it somewhere...
Put a pet inside of it?
No, no.
So that the pet can play by itself, it moves like this.
Cats do it like this, right?
It doesn't matter where you put it, right?
It doesn't matter, right?
Isn't it big?
It opens, right?
It opens.
Ah, I know it!
Yes, yes, yes...
What is it?
Let's touch it.
This is...
Inside of it, there is ice.
Yes!
It's here, it's here, it's here...
It cools you down!
What?
What does it cool you down with?
With... firewood...
Firewood?!
It's the first time I've heard of it!
It cools you down with firewood?!
I've eaten cold firewood before.
It cools you down, right?
It cools you down!
What is it?
This side opens.
It opens, right?
Ah!
You can put ice in here!
Oh!
You can put ice in here!
I know! In short, you can make ice cream!
I was surprised too!
While you put ingredients like ice and roll it and play with it, you can make ice cream!
It's like soccer!
Let's have you try it!
Hey fans!
Shoot!
Goal!
If you want to eat cold ice cream after playing soccer,
you can use this! Rolling ice ball!
It's very easy to use!
In this ice ball, put milk, fresh cream, sugar and other ice cream ingredients and cover it!
And from the other side...
It's okay, it's okay!
Yes! That's right!
Cover it properly too!
She's calm!
Oh, it's closed!
Sanagi-san, you're good!
Yes! Thank you!
Do you put ice from this side?
Yes, that's right!
Put ice and salt from this side...
Cover it...
Shake it...
While you roll it and play with it...
It's like soccer!
Everyone, since we're here, why don't you try it?
Are you going to eat what you took out?
Did you make it with this?
It's good!
It looks good!
It's good!
You can make something this authentic!
How much is this?
It's really good!
It's 6,000 yen?
Yes, 6,090 yen!
It's expensive!
6,090 yen!
I'll tell you the correct answer.
Right?
I'm surprised.
What should we do?
If it's AKB, everyone should answer.
I don't know.
I know, I know.
Then, AKB.
Do you know?
Let's guess.
Start!
I think it's "motsun".
I'll guess.
By the way,
you often make "chirashi-sushi" in summer, don't you?
Yes, we do.
"Chirashi-sushi"?
Don't you buy "chirashi-sushi"?
No, we don't.
Rice...
Vinegar rice is important, isn't it?
If you put air in it,
you can make delicious vinegar rice.
Can you make "shabu-shabu" with it?
No, it's different.
You can make "shabu-shabu" with it.
I will slice the avocado.
But don't worry! In such a case, here's an avocado cutter!
Cut the tip of the avocado like this.
It's over.
Have you ever smoked?
No, I haven't.