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I'm already 44 years old, but I don't know faces of young people anymore.
I don't know.
My brain is like that.
Old men's brain.
That's right.
This project is "Gakuya-aisatsu-narismashi-senshuken".
The target is an old men entertainer of the ARAFIFU generation.
They will appear in a fake show where they play board games with idols.
They will learn the rules of a board game called "ubongo 3D" under the direction of a fake staff.
Six members of Hinatazaka46 will say hello to you.
May we have your introduction?
Captain Kumi Sazaki and five fresh members who joined in 2022.
Let me introduce you.
We are Hinatazaka46.
I'm Kumi Sazaki.
I'm Kaho Fujishima.
I'm Haruka Yamashita.
I'm Jiyoko Shogin.
I'm Shimizu Rio.
I'm Miyachi Sumire.
Thank you for joining us today.
Thank you for joining us.
This speed is impossible.
She is a flash crime.
After that, they will have a strategy meeting that will confuse old men's brains with all of them.
They will dress up in various items and become fake idols.
And they will go to the dressing room of old men entertainers to say hello again.
Good morning.
We are "Kirisame's Breakfast".
May we have your introduction?
I'm Yoko Soul.
I'm Sumire Soul.
Let's say it together.
We are "Cami Soul".
Oh, I see.
Even after the third dressing room introduction...
There are a lot of various idols.
I haven't noticed it at all.
How many times do you have to say hello to notice that the same people are coming?
It reduces the decrease in the number of people.
Is Sasaki-san known as "Rossi-san"?
No, it's my first time meeting him.
- Can you say that? - Can you say that?
- Yes, I can.
It's a one-chan, but can you say "Poo" Sasaki-san?
- I see. - Oh, it's "Poo"?
- You're not known as "Poo", are you? - No, I'm not.
- What's "Poo"? - What's "Poo"?
- "Poo" is... - Which one is "Poo"?
- Do you put it on your waist like this? - Do you put it on your waist like this?
This is "Poo".
- What kind of concept is "Poo"? - What kind of concept is "Poo"?
- "Poo" is lame. - "Poo", what do you mean?
Wait a second... Oh, can you wear this?
- There's no way you can wear it. - No way.
- Oh, it's "Poo", "Poo". Oh, "Poo", it's cute. - It's so cute.
- Hold the marshmallow... - Hold the marshmallow...
- "Poo"...
- "Poo" is "Poo".
- Thank you for coming today. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Please come in. - I'll go now.
- What do you mean? - What do you mean?
- I'll go now. - No, Sasaki-san, you're on TV a lot, aren't you?
- No, it's true. - If you don't know this, you're in trouble.
- I've had a drink with Rossi-san just the two of us. - Yes.
- I really didn't know what you were saying. - That's because of the content.
- No, no, no, it shouldn't be like that. - Is it a tongue twister?
- Tongue twister? - Tongue twister?
- No, even if you noticed it, you wouldn't know it's a tongue twister. - I wouldn't know it's a tongue twister.
- No, even if you noticed it, you wouldn't know it's a tongue twister.
- Sasaki-san, it's your second time greeting the audience. - Yes.
- Is it okay if I greet you now? - She's making it up. - Yes!
- She's making it up. - It's a mysterious game. - Excuse me.
- Oh, it's just you. - Yes.
- Good morning. - Good morning. - I'm Puno-pe, and I'll be joining you today.
- Thank you for having me. - Puno-pe-san.
- Oh, there's a team called "pe", and I'm the only "pe". - So there's another "pe"?
- Oh, there's only one "pe", but I'm "pe". - That's good.
- Excuse me, this is... "po". - "Po"?!
- Please take care of me. - Huh? "pe" as in "pe"? "Pe" as in "po"?!
- That's right! - "Pe" as in "pe". - That's right!
- I don't know what you're talking about! - Yes. - That's funny!
- Please take care of me, "pe". - "Pe"?!
- Excuse me. - Excuse me? - Excuse me. - No, it's fine. - Excuse me. - Yes.
- Wait, does she notice me?
From "pe" to "pe"'s "po", "pe"'s "po" to "poomotor".
- Yes, thank you. - No, no, no. - No, no, no. - "Pe"'s "po" to "poomotor". - "Pe"'s "po" to "poomotor". - No, no, no.
Even if all the members say hello four times in a row, Rossi doesn't notice it.
- It's a little mysterious. - You made it up. - I want you to go to "ayueo" right now. - "Ayueo"? - "Ayueo"? - Shall we go to "ayueo"? - Let's go to "ayueo" right now. - Yes, we want to go to "ayueo" right now.
- What should we do about "ayueo"? - Can't you say it again, Sasaki-san? - Yes, I can say it forever. - It won't end. - Yes, it won't end. - Let's say "un" of "ayueo". - "Un"? - "Ayueo", "un" it is.
- Six of you said it. Six of you said it. - Yes. - Are you okay with this outfit? - No, no, no. - No, it's not that bad. - Shall we go to "ayueo"? - I want to wear it.
- How about a parka? - A parka? - You're the type of person who has an image of a "kamisoul". - Don't you think this outfit is not enough? - I don't think this outfit is enough. - You don't have this kind of clothes.
- The outfit is Hinatazaka46's uniform with different colored cardigans and jackets. - I know what you're doing, but... - This is "ne".
- It's "issho". - You're "issho". - You're "issho".
- Please notice it now. - Please notice it now.
- This is the last one.
- I'll go now. - Please.
- I'll notice it now. - I'm sure she'll notice it.
- But, I think I won't remember Hinata's uniform. - I'm sure I won't remember it either.
Today is the fifth "Gakuya Aisatsu" with almost the same uniform.
- Yes. - Excuse me.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- You have a lot of "pe"s. - You have a lot of "pe"s.
- We are "aiueo". - "a" is "i".
- "u" is "e". - "o" is "un".
- Huh? - Huh?
- There's a lot of "pe"s. - There's a lot of "pe"s.
- We are "aiueo". - Yes, thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- And this is our goods... - What is it?
- "ne" is "ne". - What?
- I thought it was "pe". - Huh?
- "pe" is amazing. - Wow, it looks delicious.
- Isn't it there? - Huh?
- This is "pe". - Huh?
- I don't know. - Huh?
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Wow. - Wow, wow, wow.
- It's in front of them, so it might be like this. - Yes.
- It's written. - It's 50 won, right?
- 50 won, right?
- What was it? Was it "mei"?
- That's really... - I don't know.
- Stop it, it's scary.
- No way. - No way.
- Not at all. - No, this is a little...
- This is bad. - It's like a documentary.
- It's amazing. - It's amazing.
- It's a little... - It's like I can't laugh anymore.
- Clear. - Clear.
- I didn't know at all. - I didn't know at all.
- It was very eye-opening. - Yeah.
- Roshiza, give up.
- Time's up!
- Now... - Oh, it's coming! Oh, it's coming! Oh, it's coming! Who is it? Who is it?!
- Now, Roshiza will tell you a story. - I'm Osada of Planet Planet.
- What?! - The idols just said hello, right?
- Yes. - Did anything change?
- What do you mean by "change"? They've always changed.
- How did they look like? - What?!
- They were young... - Yes.
- And very cute. - Yes.
- They were wonderful people. - I see.
- Now, let's have Roshiza come here. - "Come here" what do you mean?! - Yes. - Please.
- Wait a minute. What?! What?! What?! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! - Oh, hello. - Hello.
- Roshiza, come here! - "I know you." - "I know you." - "I know you." - "I know you."
- Hello. Hello. Hello. - Hello.
- It's "I know you," but it's not really "I know you." - Yes. - Yes.
- Huh?! - Do you get it?
- Huh?! Isn't it "po"?
- Oh! - "Po" is... - No, it's not "po" - It's "repo".
It's not "foo" but "eht"! Right?!
"Nino-kun", "Nino-kun" is...
- Even if you say "po"... - It's "pu"!
- "Pu" is... - "Pu" is...
- "Pu" is "penoppo" - That's right!
- "Pu" is "penoppo" - It's not "pu" and "penoppo" either!
- What?! - Everyone, take it off.
- Ah... Everyone has unified... Ah... I see... It's everyone!
- It's everyone! - Everyone!
- It's everyone! - It's Hinatazaka46 members...
- You came first, right? - Right!
The same member said hello as other idols.
I noticed it.
I was already crazy about "ubongo".
I didn't know "ubongo".
As for Sasaki, she said it in a row.
Really?
What else?
The first "hinatazaka"
hinatazaka
funope
ayumeo
un
That's right.
This is a little scary.
It's a conscious problem.
I don't know.
I don't think you did "ubongo".
I don't know.
What is it?
What kind of game is it?
You can't do it at this angle and this angle.
What kind of game is it?
You can't do it like that.
What kind of game is it?
Please remember it.
I'm sorry.
The last "hinatazaka"
This person.
It's me.
He is Masanori, 22 years old.
He is 52 years old.
He is the oldest among us.
He looks like an old man or an old man entertainer.
He can do anything.
I don't think it will end for real.
This time, the members of "hinatazaka" will change their positions and go several times.
Without changing clothes.
I think we can tell.
But like in the video, we don't know where he is now.
We know. We know.
Let's go.
Yes, please.
First of all, the usual school night greetings.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
We would like to greet you.
We are "hinatazaka46".
Thank you for having us today.
Thank you for having us.
Look at your grandson.
Thank you for having us.
He is smiling.
He is into "bongo" now.
We will change our formation.
And then, Sasaki will say "excuse me, we are different members" again.
And then, we will say our names.
We will say our names.
Yes.
Without changing their clothes.
The six of them go to the dressing room again.
This is amazing.
We can't tell.
I'm getting bored of this.
I want you to understand.
I'm getting bored of this.
Yes?
Are you ready? Yes.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
There are more members than before.
Good morning. Good morning.
We are Hinatazaka46.
I'm Saki Kumi. I'm Shimizuya.
I'm Shougen Chiyoko. I'm Fujishima Kaho.
I'm Miyachisumi Iri. I'm Yamashita Haruka.
Thank you for having us. Thank you for having us.
I'm Hasegawa from Nishikawa. Thank you for having us.
Thank you for having us. Thank you for having us.
Thank you for having us.
She didn't realize it.
I will watch the video later.
It's your turn.
She didn't realize it.
That's why you said hi to me.
She didn't realize it.
She didn't realize it?
She didn't realize it.
Does it mean you will take another test again?
You will do it again.
Let's do it slowly and speedily.
And let's change the order we said our names.
Yes.
Let's do it!
The same member with the same impression says hello for the third time.
Even though he is a 52-year-old man, it's too scary if he doesn't notice it.
Can I say hello?
Yes!
I'm sorry for saying it over and over again.
We don't have many members.
Good morning!
We are Hinatazaka46!
I'm Asaki Kumi.
I'm Miyachi Sumire.
I'm Yamashita Haruka.
I'm Shougen Chiyoko.
I'm Fujishima Kaho.
I'm Shimizu Ria.
Nice to meet you!
Excuse me!
She looked happy!
What are you going to do?
Ah!
Eh!
This is difficult. I can't do it. I can't do it.
I can't do it either.
He can't do anything and he's burning up.
This is bad. This is bad.
Since it's like that, let's put "pu" in it.
Yes, "pu"
Let's put "pu" in it.
But will Sasaki-san know "pu"?
No, Sasaki-san will definitely know it.
Sasaki-san will know it.
Miyaji-san, do you want to go?
Yes.
Let's go with Miyaji-san.
Let's go with "pu".
Good luck, "pu", "pu", "pu", "pu", "pu", "pu", "pu", "pu", "pu", "pu", "pu"
"pu" is like this.
"pu" isn't like "this".
"pu" was like this in the first generation.
"pu" in the first generation.
"pu" is like this and it's connected like this.
Talk like you speak.
Yes, I'll go.
You're famous.
It's amazing.
It's thoughtful.
It's an emotional moment.
Captain Sasaki will say "puh" and say hello for the fourth time in the school night.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
Let me say hello.
I'm "puh" of "peh".
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
This is "puh" of "peh".
Please take it.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Huh?
What does "po" mean?
He was very calm.
It doesn't go to the face.
"Po" is too powerful.
It doesn't go to the face.
It doesn't make sense.
That's right.
Perfect "po".
Of course it is.
Perfect "po".
Of course it is.
Well, shall we go with five people and a manager?
The manager said, "Excuse me, can you say hello?"
Even if one person and four people say the same name, it doesn't make sense.
That's right.
Inside.
Four people led by a fake manager.
Finally, it's the fifth time to say hello in the dressing room.
Excuse me, good morning.
Let me say hello.
We are Hinatazaka46.
I'm Haruka Yamashita.
I'm Rio Shimizu.
I'm Mitsumi.
I'm Kaho Fujishima.
I'm Sumire Miyaji.
She said it twice.
Nice to meet you.
What kind of feeling is it?
Excuse me.
Look, we're going to do confirmation work now.
Excuse me.
I've said hello to you several times, haven't I?
Oh!
Really?
Maybe I shouldn't say it?
Oh! He said it!
You said it, didn't you?
That's it.
Time's up!
Now, Masanori-san will tell us a joke.
We're filming a show called "Choco Planner" now.
Has anything strange happened?
The same person has said hello to me several times.
Oh! That's correct!
By the way, where did you find out?
When I said hello for the third time,
I thought we had the same face.
Oh! So you noticed it?
Oh! Really?
Masanori-san said he noticed we had the same face for the third time, but...
Now, Masanori-san.
At first you said hello, didn't you?
And you didn't feel anything strange for the second time?
That's right. I didn't notice it for the second time.
But you said you had the same face, didn't you?
That's what you mean, right?
Yes.
I didn't notice it for the second time.
And you said you had the same face for the third time.
Who did you notice it for the first time?
I didn't notice it for the third time.
You didn't notice it!
By the way, you said "pu", didn't you?
I said "pu", didn't I?
When you said "pu", did you notice that you were a member of Hinatazaka46?
No, I didn't notice it.
You said it proudly.
Why are you so proud of it?
Did you notice that "pu" said hello as a member of Hinatazaka46?
After that?
Yes.
No, I didn't know it.
You didn't know it!
Well, everyone in Hinatazaka46...
This time...
It's a tough experiment, isn't it?
Well, once again...
I realized that we should say hello slowly.
Well, it's not good for old men.
But we have to walk up to old men.
It's not bad at all.
From now on...
A few days ago, it was broadcasted.
An unprecedented summit.
Attack on Titan.
It hasn't been released yet!
I'd like to ask you a little bit of knowledge you all know about new enemies.
There are some that look like human bodies, too.
There are those with skin and those without skin, right?
Oh, that's right.
Aren't they all skinless?
No, no, no!
I don't call them "skinless" either.
It's like they don't have a face.
How big do you think a titan is?
About 109cm...
109cm...
500kg.
500kg?!
That's huge!
500kg?!
There is also a little bit of knowledge full of mistakes one after another.
Don't all people have different hairstyles?
They're all set up.
So, there's a big world out there, right? Like a beauty salon.
Outside of the walls!
So, there's an environment like a beauty salon, but why don't you wear clothes?
Well, that's just a concept.
The weather is good.
It's like Hawaii.
You don't have to wear clothes.
Are you from Zenrai?
Zenrai...
Have you ever seen a tiger running around the house in Zenrai?
Do you have such a heart?
No, I don't.
So you're basically unlucky?
Unlucky...
So you're basically unlucky?
A titan that doesn't have teeth eat you...
You don't even have a face?
There has been a situation where you barely survived even if you had teeth.
Is there anyone like you, Masanori-san?
It's not like I have a specific case.
Masanori is included, too?
Not only that, but she also challenged herself to make a statue of the main character of "Attack on Titan" even though she hasn't played it before.
With only a little bit of knowledge, she created a name and connections for herself.
This is the protagonist, right? Rocky.
Reverse.
Reverse. Reverse. Reverse. Reverse. Reverse.
And "II" is?
"II" is...
"lua".
Childhood friend?
Childhood friend.
"56" is "56".
"dongo" and "mirage".
And "14" is?
"saburin".
Where did you get it from?
And "II" is?
"VII" is?
"yoshiki"?
I don't think I can play drums.
"VIII".
"jaman"?
It's like "reggae".
"IX" and "X" are?
Both are girls.
"Masayo"?
She might be Japanese.
She's Japanese.
She's from a different area.
A girl who might have something to do with "masayo".
"Washi"?
"Ishibashi"?
"Washi" sounds cool.
What's their relationship?
"Washi" and "masayo" are...
Studying partners?
"Washi" is the only one she thinks about.
"Masayo" doesn't think about it.
Why is it one-sided?
"Washi" only thinks about it.
It's not one-sided.
"Washi" only thinks about it.
Studying partners.
Number 11.
She's popular.
I'll give you a hint.
"Kuishinbo".
What?
A hint?
She's a transformer.
We call her "obaka" character.
She's a natural character who makes us cheerful even in the dark.
She's a cheerful girl.
"Kuishinbo".
"Ponpon"?
"Bakana".
"Bakana" was called.
It's like a college nickname.
Like she was dumped.
"Juuroku".
"Juuroku" is...
I'll give you a hint.
She's a giant.
But...
She's about to become a giant.
She's about to become a giant!
About to become a giant?
Her name is "about to become a giant".
Her lower jaw is...
What do you think?
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Is 17 not enough for you?
No, 17 is not enough for me.
Are you conscious of 17?
I have no consciousness.
Are you in good condition?
I'm sweating.
Go up to the sauna.
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