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Chocoblander!
Today's program is "Greeting in the dressing room" competition.
We are going to have Hinatazaka46 to participate in this competition.
Thank you for coming.
Among them, there are four of you who are very fresh.
Thank you for having us.
It's only been a year.
That's right.
I'm already 44 years old.
But I don't know faces of young people anymore.
Because I'm old.
I'm really sorry, Sasaki-san.
I'm sorry.
Honestly, I don't know anymore.
My brain is like that now.
How old are you?
I'm 38 years old.
You don't remember girls' names, do you?
Honestly, I don't know at all.
We're almost the same age.
We're not the same age!
I'm really sorry.
This time, 40s and up to 50s old men entertainers will be the targets.
Hinatazaka46 members will be replaced by old men entertainers who are waiting for their turn in the dressing room.
They will be greeted many times.
If the same idol is greeted many times,
will old men entertainers notice that they are the same person?
We will verify the sad consequences of this.
The first target is already in the academy. Let's take a look.
Here is the first old man entertainer.
It's Oilias Oda-san. Oilias-san is one step above me.
Oda-san was offered to appear in a fake show where he plays board games with many idols.
He lied about learning the rules of the board game in advance and set up a camera in the dressing room.
It's very difficult.
Oh, you did it!
He is having a lot of fun.
He is having fun with the board game.
It's like a smart test of chimpanzees.
It's like you gave him a punch.
It's like you gave him a toy.
It's like you gave him a cheek.
How is it, everyone? Do you know Oda-san?
No, we don't.
It's our first time meeting you.
First of all, please go to Hinatazaka46.
Let's go!
Go!
Let's go!
Stop it!
Let's go!
Stop it!
You are just going to say hello, right?
First of all, they are going to say hello in the dressing room.
May I say hello?
Yes, please.
Excuse me for disturbing you.
Good morning.
You will understand this.
We are Hinatazaka46.
Nice to meet you.
Please take care of me.
Please look at each other.
I'm sorry for my bad condition.
Thank you.
Please take care of me.
You can see if you look at me like this.
I don't look like you at all.
This is an old man phenomenon.
He is giving up.
He doesn't have the brain to input.
The idol...
The young man is here.
Great.
He is greeting as usual.
Next.
This is not good.
I have prepared some items for the performance.
Here are the items.
You can use them as you like.
There are quite a lot of them.
In addition, this is a fake show.
This is a fake show.
They are going to perform.
This is a fake idol group.
I have prepared this.
You can think about it.
This is good.
I like it.
Which one?
"CAMISOLE".
It says "soul".
"CAMISOLE".
Which "middle-aged man" will think about it?
This is better.
How about "SUGAR PRINCESS"?
This is good.
This is like an idol group.
How many people will go to "SUGAR PRINCESS"?
Three people.
Three people will go to "SUGAR PRINCESS".
"SUGAR PRINCESS".
They are wearing a costume.
They look sweet.
They look like this.
This is good.
It is pink, blue and green.
This is good.
The two people in the back are cute.
That's right.
The second person is cute.
I like "sweet candy".
"SWEET CANDY" is a rival case of "SUGAR PRINCESS".
This is good.
"SWEET CANDY" is a rival case of "SUGAR PRINCESS".
It is like giving a candy as a gift.
"SWEET CANDY" is a gift for everyone.
That's right.
That's the concept.
Thank you very much.
Shall I write a message on the candy?
Wow!
Thank you for your time today.
Thank you for your time.
SWEET CANDY
They also chose costumes like "SWEET CANDY".
First of all, "SUGAR PRINCESS" has changed.
That's good.
I don't know about "SWEET CANDY".
The atmosphere has changed completely.
The pose is different.
SUGAR PRINCESS
It's like putting sugar in it.
SUGAR PRINCESS
That's weird.
It's a rule.
I'm used to it, so I have to show it.
One, two, we are "SUGAR PRINCESS".
SUGAR PRINCESS
PEACH
HIMWAY
"SUGAR PRINCESS" "BLUEBERRY"
“SUGAR PRINCESS”, “BLUEBERRY”, “SUGAR PRINCESS”, “BLUEBERRY”, “YOKO”, “SUGAR PRINCESS”, “YOKO”, “SUGAR PRINCESS”, “SUGAR PRINCESS”, “SUGAR PRINCESS”, “SUGAR PRINCESS”, “SUGAR PRINCESS” and “SUGAR PRINCESS”.
Germany isDIFFERENT.
Thank you for watching!
I don't think it's okay for you to shake it like that.
Oh, you noticed it.
I think there's a question mark there.
Thank you for watching!
I don't know at all.
Let's go back to the dream country!
What did you say?
I said it!
It's a pretty original setting.
Is it okay for me to say it like this?
Dream country?
I didn't notice it at all.
Shougenji might have been quite remembered.
I'm a little embarrassed.
It's the best.
It's not exposed yet.
It's not exposed yet, but what did you say at the end?
I said "excuse me" all of a sudden and I thought it would break.
I said "shall we go back to dream country?"
It's the best.
It's perfect.
It's a perfect world view.
But you said "peach", "kiwi", and "blue".
I'm sorry I didn't say it.
I think you didn't know it at all.
You just saw it a little.
It's probably impossible.
It's perfect.
Sweet candy.
We said "pero pero".
Right.
I'm Yamakandy.
I'm Pelopelo.
Cute.
With a message.
I wrote it down.
Nice to meet you.
Do you want me to hand it over?
Yes.
Good luck.
Good combination.
I don't know anymore.
You look like twins.
I don't know anymore.
Excuse me.
Is it okay if we start now?
Excuse me.
Good morning. I'm Rio. I'm Sumire. We are Amama Candy.
I'm Oda. Nice to meet you.
I'm Amama Candy. Nice to meet you.
I brought this for you. Please accept it if you like it.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy. I'm happy.
Please accept it if you like it.
I remember you, Amamo-candy.
I'm Mashimashi.
Nice to meet you.
Excuse me.
I didn't notice you at all.
Are you twins?
Look!
Wow!
You don't look like twins!
Do twins look like twins?
Is there such a miracle?
Really?
Do twins look like twins?
I don't know.
Why do these two look like twins?
The old man's brain has been destroyed.
This is amazing.
This was easy.
What should we do next?
Should we attack?
Let's attack.
I'll do it alone.
We should have a name.
Let's name it.
Heart Sniper.
Heart Suna.
Heart Sniper.
That's good.
It's like a sniper.
Close your eyes.
I've never seen an idol who closes his eyes.
Close your eyes.
I've never seen an idol who closes his eyes.
Close your eyes.
And another hidden idol is on standby.
Thank you.
Nekonekonyans.
Let's go and see Heart Sniper.
Heart Sniper alone?
It's Heart Sniper itself.
It's coming.
It's the third time for Shoginji to greet the audience.
Heart Sniper looks cool.
He looks cool.
Excuse me.
Are you Heart Sniper?
Cool!
She's cute.
She's funny.
Excuse me.
Let me introduce myself.
I'm Sho Genji of Heart Sniper, and I'll be shooting at your heart.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Sota Ueda. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Well, excuse me.
I have a mission for you.
What's with her?
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know! I don't know!
Wait! After this! After this!
What is it?
I don't know at all!
Is she doing it alone?
Heart Sniper?
Sniper? Do you have questions about Heart Sniper?
She hasn't noticed it for the third time!
That's crazy!
Even if I say it one more time, you won't know!
That's right! So...
I'll change and go right away!
Right away?
Yes! All three of us!
All of a sudden, Cho Genji joins Kuroneko NyanNyanz!
You three are really nice!
What's your name?
No! Mikeda Nyan!
Kuroda Nyan!
I'm Cho Genji!
Cho Genji!
She hasn't noticed it for the third time!
I'll go now!
She hasn't noticed it for the third time!
I want her to notice it!
Isn't it just because you think Heart Sniper is doing it alone?
She's busy!
She's like, "I don't know about this concept!"
Excuse me!
I'll change my voice, too.
Excuse me!
Good morning!
She noticed it!
One, two...
We are Kuroneko NyanNyanz!
I'm Mikeda Nyan!
I'm Kuroda Nyan!
I'm Cho Genji!
Thank you for joining us today!
Thank you for having us!
It's lonely to be apart, but...
Yes!
We're sorry for the inconvenience!
We look forward to working with you!
No!
What is it?
At the end of the video, didn't you say something like "Shin Genji"?
Yes, I did.
Didn't you say "somehow" "somehow" "Shin Genji"?
I didn't notice it.
Is it okay?
I didn't notice it!
You didn't notice it!
Oh my god!
You didn't notice it?
I didn't notice it at all.
Oh my god!
I didn't notice it at all.
What should we do? It's impossible!
Let's go with "sugar princess" one more time.
No, but...
Let's change "sugar princess" to another name...
Oh, let's do it!
Let's go with "pastel bob" then! "Pastel bob"!
The old-man entertainer's "ponkotsuburi" was so intense that
the three people who went there for the second time said hello again with exactly the same impression.
Can't we go with the same name?
Oh, but I think it's okay!
I don't think it's okay.
"Pastel bob"'s "peach kaho"?
It's "peach kaho".
"Peach kaho".
"Kiwi haruka"?
"Kiwi haruka".
At the end of the video, didn't you say "Shin Genji"?
I didn't say "Shin Genji"!
No, I'm sure of it!
I'm sure of it!
Let's confirm it!
It's not "Shin Genji"!
If it's impossible, it's impossible.
It's impossible.
This is...
I want you to notice it!
We have to notice it!
It was pretty sad just now.
It was sad!
Well, this is...
It's a rerun.
This is "sugar princess", isn't it?
Excuse me!
I want you to say it now!
Let me say hello!
One, two...
We are "Castle Pop" from "Castle Pop".
I'm "Peach" from "Peach".
I'm "Kiwi" from "Kiwi".
I'm "Shin Genji".
Thank you.
Thank you for having us.
But, well...
Excuse me!
Something is stuck.
Excuse me!
My back hurts.
Huh?
Isn't it the same person we saw just now?
Wow!
No, it's not "wow!"
I'm glad!
Of course!
It's too late!
I'm glad!
I'm late!
Misunderstanding?!
Now, let's tell Oideus Oda-san a story!
Oda-san!
What is this?
I think idols came to school to say hello.
Oh!
Did you notice anything unusual?
First of all, there are a lot of unusual things.
A lot!
There are a lot of greetings.
How many people came?
More than 12 people came.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Among them, the same person said a school greeting.
Hey!
It's the last person, right?
Oh, it's the last person?
Um, one person said it five times.
One person said it five times?!
He didn't say it! He didn't say it!
Come over here for a second!
You're selfish!
Good morning!
What are you doing?
How old are you?
Forty-five.
Forty-five, right? You're an old man.
When you say "old man", you mean a young man's face, right?
I don't know.
These are the members of Hinatazaka46.
He's the first one to know about us.
Yes, I know.
These five people have been saying it for a long time.
In place of us.
No, no. So, the second group and the last group are the same.
No, no. It's not just that.
It's not just that.
All of you?!
There was a sniper, right?
There was a sniper.
A sniper said it five times.
Five times from Hinatazaka46.
What?! You're the sniper?!
Oh, I see!
You're amazing!
There are two people behind you, right?
Yes, yes.
Do you remember?
Ameyum Candy?
Yes!
Ameyum Candy?
You said you were twins, right?
I did.
You're wrong!
You look the same!
You still look the same!
You're wrong!
You're really an old man!
Even in front of you?
What? Do-jang?
Do-jang?!
You're wrong!
Even in front of you?
You're wrong!
The next old man is this person.
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
I think so.
He is "wild bomb" Rossi.
Rossi is 48 years old.
He is one of the best entertainers.
He is a natural entertainer.
Let's see how it goes.
He seems to have a strange ability.
He is sensitive.
It's a good thing.
As before,
First of all, as Hinatazaka46,
Let's say hello to everyone in the dressing room.
What should we do when we come back?
Can we say hello?
Excuse me.
Let me introduce ourselves.
We are Hinatazaka46.
I'm Kumi Sasaki.
I'm Taho Fujishima.
I'm Haruka Yamashita.
I'm Jiyoko Shogin.
I'm Ria Shimizu.
I'm Sumire Miyachi.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I can't do it at this speed.
It's fast, so thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you for your cooperation.
She is like a flash crime.
Excuse me.
Be careful.
Thank you for your cooperation.
That's amazing.
I'm frustrated.
If only everyone could remember it now.
I didn't know.
That's a good attitude.
We should learn from him.
He is a wonderful man.
He is kind.
So, what should we do?
Fujishima46, Yamashita46 and Shimizu46, do you want to go there?
Yes.
What do you do?
Do you want me to wear a raincoat?
Yes.
Raincoat.
"Kirizame's Bake Fast".
The strategy is to wear a raincoat over Hinatazaka46's costume.
I don't know.
I don't know at all.
If you wear a raincoat over your head like this, your uncle's eyes will look this way.
That's right.
Your uncle's eyes will look this way.
What is this?
It's a magician's trick.
What's your name?
"Shigure".
I'm going to wear it.
Please.
See you.
She is wearing it, isn't she?
Oh, no.
They are excited.
What is this game?
This game makes you feel excited.
You all get excited.
"Kirizame", come here.
This is cute.
It's not cute, it's cute.
Excuse me, but can we borrow it for a moment?
Sure.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
She's laughing.
I don't know why she's laughing.
Good morning. We are "Kirisame's Breakfast".
"Mastis"?
Yes.
It's sunny.
It's rainy.
It's sunny.
I hope your heart is sunny, too.
Wow.
Thank you.
I haven't noticed it at all.
That's amazing.
There are many different kinds of idols.
Wow.
See?
I haven't noticed it at all.
Then, the last two...
Yes.
Are you going for "Kamisoul"?
"Kamisoul"?
I can finally see it.
"Kamisoul"?
What should we do for "Kamisoul"?
Is there "Kamisoul"?
"Kamisoul"?
"Tamashii" is better.
Let's go for something passionate.
I have a good feeling about it.
"Kamisoul"'s...
"Kamisoul"?
"Sumiresoul" and "Yokosoul".
I don't like it.
"Sumiresoul" and "Yokosoul".
It's the third greeting to Rossi's dressing room.
Welcome.
Oh, it's "Kamisoul".
It's "Kamisoul".
Are you wearing the same skirt?
It's exactly the same.
I haven't changed it at all.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Excuse me.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for coming.
Let me introduce myself.
I'm "Yokosoul".
I'm "Sumiresoul".
Together, we are...
"Kamisoul".
I see.
Excuse me.
Next is Camisoles.
Camisoles.
Do you remember only their names or their faces?
Yes, I remember their faces as a group.
No, it's Bongo.
Bongo?
It's hard for me to remember both.
Bongo?
It's really hard for me to remember.
It's a game.
Is it that funny?
It's that funny, Bongo.
Sasaki is known as "Rossi".
No, it's not.
It's my first time meeting you.
Then...
It's a one-chan, but what is "Pu Sasaki"?
It's "Pu".
"Pu"?
"Pu" means...
"Pu" itself, right?
"Pu" itself.
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Do you wrap it around your waist like this?
Do you wrap it around my waist like this?
What kind of concept is that?
"Pu" is "Pu".
What's your intention?
I don't want to wear it.
"Pu" is "Pu".
It's a mysterious concept.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
I'm going to be your guest today.
I'm "Pu"'s "Pe".
Nice to meet you.
"Pu"'s "Pe".
It's your first "Pu" time, right?