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Gakeppuchi Educational Variety AKB One Nest Academy
I'm going to run the country from now on. When you say, "Please collect firewood," how do you collect firewood most efficiently?
Give it to me.
I won't say anything.
For example, do you know how to drink sugar? If you don't do this, you'll be born now.
I'm a cedar tree farmer.
What does that mean?
Terrible.
I want it, but I can't drink it.
Hey, I'm counting on you.
The teacher who will be teaching you today is Keigo Sasa, who continued last time.
Thank you for your time.
The theme you will learn today is "tax".
It's "tax".
If you hear this, you'll get excited, too.
Thank you for your time, Mr. Sasa.
Thank you for your time.
I'm also from the Treasury Bureau.
I'm sure you've heard that the national tax is usually like this.
That's not true.
Either way, I have a "that's they" look on my face.
I've seen a lot of failures.
I hope we can provide you with some of those failures, too.
Ms. Sako, what is "tax"?
"Tax" is...
If you could say it in one or two words...
It's like a school desk or something like that.
That's exactly what you said.
Wow!
I googled it.
You googled it?
When do you google things like that?
Ms. Masai, what do you think about this?
"Tax" is for us to live on the streets.
We pay for it and run our business.
So I think it's "equal" in my opinion.
Ms. Mutou, you mentioned "tax".
We've been talking a lot about taxes.
Is there anything about income?
It's often about consumption tax.
Oh, I see.
It's a duty that citizens must pay.
And it's not just for countries, but also for local governments.
I see.
That's smart of you.
So "tax" has a lot of advantages.
For example, the income you pay...
Have you heard of "tax" before?
Yes, I have.
Yes, you have.
What is it?
Taxes are collected from different angles.
How many types of taxes are there?
More than 50 types.
What?
That many?
Yes.
I didn't know.
If you didn't know, there are more than 50 types of taxes.
Are there any unusual taxes?
Have you heard of "gasoline tax" before?
"Gasoline tax"?
Yes, "gasoline tax".
There are some minor taxes like "gasoline tax" and "tax on loans".
"Tax on loans"?
Yes, "tax on loans".
Oh, I've heard of it.
"Tax on loans" is used in books and so on.
But there are also "tax on income" and "tax on contracts" and "tax on receipts".
There are many types of taxes.
But let's define "taxes" first.
"Taxes" and "taxes" again.
How about "tax evasion"?
"Tax evasion"?
Oh, it's easy to understand.
Let's collect what we need and use it for "tax evasion" and "tax evasion" income.
But if you think about it, you're going to collect "tax evasion", right?
You're going to run the country from now on.
When you say, "Please collect "tax evasion", how do you collect it?
Is it the most efficient way?
Oh, it's super important.
What did you say?
Were you sleeping?
Are you okay?
How about you, Omori-san?
You have to decide it.
Otherwise, people who don't protect you will come out.
That's right. You have to decide it by law.
If you decide it by law, you can collect it very efficiently.
Oh, that's true.
Right?
Isn't it difficult?
It's difficult.
So it's a little difficult to collect, isn't it?
That's why I came up with "tax evasion" and "tax evasion" income tax.
You're going to collect it yourself.
What?
You're going to collect it yourself.
But that's really not good, but you're going to lie about it, right?
I'm going to lie about it.
What?
I'm going to lie about it.
That's bad.
That's bad, right?
That's why it's bad.
Most of them in Japan are pensioners.
That's why the company calculates everything.
Oh, I see.
That's why it's called "tax evasion" and "tax evasion" income tax.
"Tax evasion" income tax?
That's what it means.
Are you attracted to it?
Why doesn't it come into me every month?
I can't forgive you.
I thought so.
I can't forgive you.
Why are you attracted to it and it's getting less and less?
It makes me sad every time.
But if you're attracted to it, it means you're keeping the tax properly, right?
I'm keeping it.
That's right.
Then it's fine.
So it's more stable to create a state of being attracted, right?
This is the adjustment system.
I just thought of it.
What?
Evasion means you have to pay anything at all costs, right?
That's right.
You have to pay, but there is a system that thinks about the power of paying taxes depending on the situation.
There is an income tax law, right?
What is it?
Is this used in factories?
Factories. I've heard of it.
Have you heard of "fursato nose" for example?
I love it!
You love it! You love it so much you said it!
fursato nose
If you do it or don't do it, there's a difference.
Have you heard of "medical flight attendant"?
Medical flight attendant?
Medical flight attendant.
There's a difference in this too.
So, if you come up with a plan, you can save a little money.
That's called "flight attendant system".
So now we're losing most of it?
That's right.
A little, a little.
fursato nose
If you do it, is there any benefit?
fursato nose
It affects your housing tax.
It's called "shotokuzei" and "juuminzei".
"shotokuzei" is called "kokuzei" and it's included in the country.
"juuminzei" is included in the region.
You can pay that money to another family or region you like or where you want to support.
So you can get something in return for paying?
That's right.
You can say "thank you" to your family.
I see.
So you can buy things?
Yes, you can buy things.
We also have "rakuten" so you can buy things at "rakuten" and send it to your family.
Are there any other benefits that you don't lose?
The medical flight attendant system is useful.
We don't use it much, but we can use it for our family.
We can use it for our family including our parents, mothers and children.
We can also use it for commercial medicine.
If you have more than 100,000 yen, you can use it for medical flight attendants.
That's all for today.
We've heard a lot about taxes, but from now on, we'd like to learn about the tax problems experienced by former national tax officials, Mr. Sasa.
That is...
"Tax Holes For Celebrities Taught By Former National Tax Officials"!
I want to know!
You want to know, don't you?
I want to know!
Well, first of all, Mr. Sasa, what is the first tax hole?
Yes, the first one is...
"Sudden Profit".
"Sudden Profit"?
What is "Sudden Profit"?
Is it a lottery or something like that?
Well, you know, you can sell it.
"Sudden Profit".
"Sudden Profit"...
We're crying.
No, we don't know.
We might know.
Because we're immune to it.
Oh, well...
It's not like you can get paid suddenly.
"Sudden Profit", "Sudden Profit"...
There's a tendency to not be able to pay the rent.
"Sudden Profit" is fine.
You can pay it, right?
It doesn't go down all of a sudden.
It depends on your annual income.
My mom taught me that.
It's like you don't have money now, but you have to pay it.
People say that a lot.
So, for example...
Can I say it?
You suddenly took Mr. Ishida's position.
So, for example...
You're not saving money right now.
If you don't save money...
Let's say you quit AKB next year.
Even if you don't save money...
The next year...
You don't have anything to do.
But...
Let's say you get paid this year.
The next year of that salary...
You have to pay a lot of money.
But if you don't have a job and you don't do anything...
If you don't save money...
You can't do anything.
That's what my mom taught me this year.
Wait, if you teach me that...
Isn't it annoying?
Isn't it bad?
My goal for this year is to save money.
I'm afraid of housing tax.
Housing tax.
It's a late payment.
I'm scared.
The second one.
This is a special tax.
Do you leave it to your money?
We leave it to you.
We're all parents.
If you're a parent, it's okay.
If you're a parent, it's probably okay.
If you leave it to someone you can trust...
You're afraid of human trouble.
I see.
Yes.
There are people who make money and leave it to other people.
Oh, I'm afraid of losing money.
You can see it if you have your own salary or something like that.
You make your own company and send it to that company for work.
What?
Design fee, business commission fee, something like that.
What happens if you send it through foreign currency?
Foreign currency fees will also be denied.
The company's business commission fee is not a financial fee, is it?
You have to pay taxes as a company.
But you're taking money.
So I think that's what's going on.
What happens if you get caught?
Well, it depends on the amount of money.
Let's move on to the next corner.
AKB48 thinks about it.
From today, this is 00 tax.
Now, I'm going to tell you what you should do to improve Japan.
And for those of you who have thought of the best tax...
I'd like to give you a keen-up fruit, strawberries.
I love strawberries.
You want to know what it tastes like, don't you?
Yes.
Then...
What?
Me and the teacher...
What?
Isn't it weird?
It's slimy!
It's weird!
Huh?
It's the best one!
Thank you for the meal.
I'm going to eat it, so I'm counting on you.
Wow, it sounds good.
This is really, really good.
No, no, you can tell just by looking at it.
Wow, it's so good!
We don't know anything about it.
Okay, everyone, please think about it.
The tax system is very important in determining how to circulate money.
I'd like you to think about the accuracy of the tax system in circulating money.
Tax System in Circulating Money
Okay, first of all, Orin-chan.
What tax system did you come up with?
I came up with the cedar tree tax system.
What's that?
What do you mean?
Cedar tree?
I have cedar pollen.
Me too!
Recently, in summer and autumn,
even in this season, I'm having a hard time with cedar.
Oh, is that so?
So, every time I plant a cedar tree, I want to get a tax from a trader.
I also looked up why cedars are not cut down.
Oh, I'd like to know about it.
It seems that cutting down cedars and putting them on desks is a soft material and it costs a lot of money to process.
So, in many cases, it is left unattended.
Cedars have the advantage of absorbing a lot of carbon dioxide and giving off good air.
However, when I thought about it again 30 or 60 years later,
I thought that actions that I thought were good for the earth's difficult situation would hurt people in the future.
So, I thought about it for the sake of the earth and said, "Well, it's okay, but I thought about paying the tax."
And you get a pollen medicine stand for free.
Oh, that's great!
I went to the hospital and the allergy test was also very expensive.
I go to the hospital every month and it costs money to get medicine.
It's terrible!
I want that!
I'll ask for it!
Doctor, what do you think of this tax?
I don't think it's good.
Why?
It's biased, but it's biased.
It's not fair.
Oh, I see.
Next, Masa-chan, please.
Yes, what I thought of is sales tax.
Oh, good, sales tax.
Recently, even in the news or something like that,
salespeople buy a lot of various things, sell them, and make a lot of money,
but there are a lot of children who can't buy them.
After all, it's not good,
but in terms of taking away, if you exceed a certain amount of income, you should pay tax.
What do you think of this tax?
That's right, I think it's good because it's profitable, but I think the criteria are very difficult.
That's right.
And if you take it away and make it a tax, it feels like you're admitting a certain sales.
It's like, "If you pay me, it's okay."
Well, it's good.
Next, Maho-chan, please.
Ta-dah!
With anime goods, you can sell yourself and the economy.
You can't do that.
First of all, you can buy anime goods and the economy will flourish by buying them.
Of course, you can contribute to the company by buying anime goods.
By contributing to the company, the company will flourish and you can hold various events.
For example, if you buy these goods for 10,000 yen or more every year, you can win this event.
If you give me such benefits, I will be very happy.
Isn't the goods price higher for that amount of money?
No, it's okay.
Is it okay?
I want you to contribute to me.
What should I do?
I can't contribute to you.
Why?
The situation is not good.
Why?
Isn't it good?
What do you think of it?
You have a good personality.
You are very human.
Then, Asako-chan, please.
OK.
Ta-da!
Internet anonymity is prohibited.
Even on TV or SNS,
people say various opinions anonymously like this,
and people who are a little hurt see various things,
so let's prohibit it.
She's being pulled.
If you put a star on it, it'll work out.
Let's do it.
But it's interesting.
It's interesting.
Isn't it great?
Yes.
Does it mean that tax will be paid when you send something anonymously?
Is it like that?
But anonymity is not very good.
So, even if it's anonymity, you can't pay tax for it, right?
Yes.
If it's anonymity, you can say anything and get hurt,
so if you do that, you'll get hurt deeply.
That's true.
Yes.
I see.
A lot of taxes have come up.
Yes.
Teacher, who do you think is the best tax?
I think it's great to think about it.
But I think the Internet anonymity is prohibited.
What do you think?
I think it's great.
I think it's difficult.
I think it's difficult,
but I think it's great.
I think it's good for people who have a lot of risks.
How about you, Sako-chan?
I'm looking forward to the strawberry.
That's good.
I'll give you this strawberry.
I really like strawberries.
I like strawberries so much that I can only eat strawberries.
That's good.
We learned about money twice in no time.
I didn't have any knowledge of taxes.
I've learned a little bit more than 0.1.
I'm going to learn a lot and grow up.
That's amazing. You've improved by 0.1.
I'm the oldest of us and I'm 24 years old.
I'm going to learn a lot and grow up.
I heard a lot about you today.
I think I've learned a lot of knowledge today.
I'm going to read a lot of books and work hard.
I'm going to start my own business.
I'm going to do it after I save money.
Thank you very much.
It was fun for me to think about taxes.
I hope I can contribute to countries and various places.
That's cool.
We don't usually talk about money like this.
It was a lot of fun.
If you read this, you'll know a lot about taxes.
Everyone, please read it.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much, Ms. Esa-san!
Stand up, please!
Thank you very much, Rei!
Thank you very much!