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Who is the real emperor?
Isn't it obvious you want to help me?
It's only because we're friends.
Believe me.
Smile.
Yay!
Too loose!
I love you.
I like you more and more.
I come to see you every day.
Wow!
You're so cool!
You're perfect!
Everyone loves you, right?
I think everyone loves you.
Thank you so much for everything you've done for me.
You're welcome.
Huh?
Isn't this show too much about love?
Good evening, everyone.
I'm your host, Shin Uchimai.
I'm your host, Chiharu Saito.
And I'm your host, Seiri Matsumura.
We're three old men from Nogizaka.
We're still abroad, so we're spending time with Chiharu and Matsumura.
Too loose!
Can I say something like this in public?
I thought so, too.
I saw you and Chiharu talking last time.
It was so loose that I thought you were really okay.
I was surprised.
The Chiharu we know is Chiharu.
But from the public's point of view, you're Chiharu Saito.
You're right.
You talk like this.
No way!
You talk like this, Saito-san.
There's a line in the script.
Everyone's getting older, but do you have a sense of humor?
That's scary!
I'm dead.
You're dead.
Is it a good age?
27 years old.
It's scary.
What? Middle school?
Middle school. I joined at 14 years old.
It's scary.
I've known you since you were wearing school uniform.
It's true.
27 years old.
Is it okay?
Was it long?
It's okay.
It's a serious dressing room.
It's like a lunch.
I'm scared.
"Ikebo" and "Ikeoji" have been released.
The last episode will be broadcast at 9 p.m. on March 14th.
How do you like "Ikebo" and "Ikeoji"?
I love it.
It's like a lunch.
It's been two years since I graduated.
It's like this in two years.
It's true.
It's developed.
It's accelerating.
It's not like that.
I've always been like this.
What kind of "Ikeoji" do you like?
I like "Ikeoji" as much as it's withered.
As much as it's withered?
I like "Ikeoji" mixed with white.
It's like grayish hair.
I love it.
By the way, is it okay for love targets to be older than you or not?
It's okay at all.
Is it okay for love targets to be older than you?
Is it lower than parents' age?
That may be the case.
Is it okay for love targets to be older than you?
I don't think so.
Is it okay for love targets to be older than you?
I go to the hospital every day.
Is it okay for love targets to be older than you?
There is a high possibility of leaving first.
Aren't you lonely?
I'm lonely.
You leave first.
I think it's nice to be thinking about it all the time.
So even if you ask me to remarry after that, you won't do it?
I won't do it.
Is it okay for me to talk like this?
Is it okay for you?
Is it okay for me?
I hated it.
You hated it, didn't you?
So this time, we asked the two female creators to cut out the charm of "GREAT GIFT" and "IKIOZU".
Female point of view.
Yes, it's a female point of view.
Here we go.
One, two...
Let's cut it out!
First of all, it's Ms. N's work, which was cut out for the first time.
Enemy or ally?
It's delicious.
No, it's not.
Not?
My wife...
Please help me!
It has nothing to do with title.
I'm a doctor.
It's my job to save patients.
Let's protect this hospital together.
I'm glad, Dr. Fujimaki.
I'll do my best to meet your expectations.
I'm working for permission now.
Believe me.
You and I will save lives.
If you're in trouble, talk to me.
Because you're my only friend.
Friend...
Kotoha's life is the only thing that matters.
Someone was killed with my savings.
What should I do?
I'll ask you for more gifts in the future.
You raised me!
Aren't you involved in the creation of poison?
Do you rely on me?
Are you talking about killing someone?
Don't you ever hide anything from me again.
Help me!
Excuse me.
Who is the real emperor?
The End
Wow!
That's interesting!
M-san, what do you like about this show?
Not only for young men, but also for women who have a lot of facial expressions,
sexy gestures, cuteness, relaxed atmosphere,
mature tolerance, and strong faith in men,
we have cut out the parts where women get nervous.
And of course, we have paid attention to your cold voices as well.
If you think it's funny, we'll give you a red envelope.
If you don't like it, we'll give you a blue envelope.
Here we go!
One, two...
Ta-da!
Oh, you got it!
Well done!
M-san, you've been selected!
Congratulations!
Ikeoji and Ikebu were amazing!
I want to listen to them carefully with earphones.
That's true!
It made a direct impact in your ears, didn't it?
Who is the worst person in this show?
Well...
This is the highlight of the show.
Yes, it is.
Women like bad men too, don't they?
That's true!
Bad men attract you, don't they?
What could it be?
I know it's not good, but...
I know it's better to hate it, but...
Why?
Is there a fetish?
What is it?
It's not smirking.
There's a lot of them, but I'm a little embarrassed to say it, so I won't say it.
I'm curious about it!
I'm really curious about it!
Do you want me to say "p"?
Yes, I want you to say "p".
Please say "p" for sure!
Really?
Yay!
What fetish is it?
I don't know.
It's a sad face fetish.
Oh, I'm not embarrassed at all!
Where are you embarrassed?
What's sad about it?
I love Sorimachi-san's face when she's being blamed.
Wow!
Is that it?
But this is really...
I suddenly say "p" and talk a lot, but...
I don't need "p" for sure!
This is not a sad face of a weak person,
but it's a sad face of a person who is working hard every day because of proper social status.
That's why you like living things.
- Maybe. - I see.
If you don't work hard, you can't make that sad face.
- Do you have a fetish, Chi-chan? - Fetish...
- I'll say something very common. - Go ahead.
I lower my suit's height.
- That's so lame! - I'm sorry.
- I don't think there are many people like that around us. - There aren't many people like that around me.
- There aren't many people in my company wearing suits. - That's right.
- There are many people wearing suits. - But there aren't many people who can lower their suit's height.
- On the contrary... - When I saw it, it was too big for me.
- I was like, "Whoa!" and clapped my hands. - That's cool.
- I see. - I think you have a good physique.
- I haven't thought about it at all. - Oh, no!
- You can say whatever you want. - I'm sorry, Ms. Teyakawa.
On the contrary, is there anyone who can't do it?
- Is there anyone who can't do it? - I see.
- I have one. - What is it?
I'm curious about people's attitude when they watch a movie in a movie theater.
- What do you mean? - I go to a movie theater alone.
So there are only people I don't know around me.
Some people say, "Why don't you eat popcorn at this timing?"
- I know. There are people like that. - Yes, there are.
There are people who can't use honorifics to the staff.
Some people say, "Can I have the same one?"
But I don't like people who say, "Can I have the same one?"
- I'm curious about people's attitude when they watch a movie in a movie theater. - I'm curious about people's attitude when they watch a movie in a movie theater.
- I don't know what I'm doing. - Let's be polite.
- Please! - One beer, please!
- Just one!
- Please! - Just one!
- I think everyone likes it. - I think everyone likes it.
- Thank you for everything. - Thank you for everything.
- Let's watch the second video. - Yes.
This is also a work of Koteri-san, who was the first to post it.
"Smile in the Sink" and "Murder".
My wife...
Please help me!
I'm a doctor, so it's my job to save patients.
I'll always be here for you.
Something's moving.
Salary? Murderer's salary?
It's a tremendous power that you can stop for less than a minute with just one sip.
It's a great gift from God.
Detective Tsukiyoshi of the Metropolitan Police Department.
You want me to help you, don't you?
Are you going to take your wife hostage and return her?
Fujimaki, you and I will save lives.
Don't tell me...
Doctor Omizumi!
I'll go up.
Who is the real emperor?
Wow!
Good!
That was amazing!
The "Ikeoji" point that Pottery paid attention to is its dark charm.
Not only is it cool, but it's also sweet and sour.
That's why "Ikeoji" paid attention to its deep acting and world view.
Let's cut it out.
If you think it's funny, let's go with "Red Flag", "Sweet Flag", and "Blue Flag".
One, two...
Down!
Oh!
It's a "stay".
It's a "shokaku narado".
What?
It's a "stay".
I'm sorry.
Not at all.
Why is it a "stay"?
I thought there weren't many characters appearing.
That's true.
I didn't think there was anyone like "Moriyama-san".
"Moriyama-san"?
That's true.
He died early.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I misunderstood you.
That's what it was like.
He had a bad look on his face.
I realized I like this drama.
Hasn't he been making that face all the time?
That's right.
And his hair is a little white.
I like it.
That's right. Around here.
Maybe it was Sorimachi.
We'll make it in time.
It's almost the last episode.
Until then, please stay on the terrace.
I'll watch it all.
One series.
By the way, are there any other celebrities who are cool or crazy?
Mr. Oideus' Oda.
Mr. Oideus?
Is he popular?
We co-starred and met for the first time at a location program.
I was walking around the location and suddenly...
Why?!
His voice is loud!
I thought it was amazing.
That's why I like him so much.
He's a professional at his job.
I thought he was a professional.
It's true.
It's like "zero" "hundred" "amazing."
You're usually "zero."
I'm usually "zero."
I'll be waiting at the location for a while.
Everyone is there, but Mr. Oideus is definitely in the corner and looking at the wall.
It's strange.
I can't imagine it on TV.
It's like "zero" "hundred" "amazing."
It's amazing.
Is Mr. Bananaman cool?
He's cool!
He's perfect.
He's perfect!
He's relaxed, kind, and warm.
But sometimes he's a little "tsun" and mean.
That's what makes him cool.
I know.
He's not forgetful of his innocence.
He has a childlike heart.
He's amazing.
Everyone likes him.
Thank you so much for everything you've done for us.
I'm so grateful for working with you, Mr. Banana Man.
Huh?
Isn't this show too much about love?
Oh, is it over?
It's over!
It's over.
How did you like it today?
It was fun, but I'm a little nervous.
I know!
I feel like I'm just talking in a classroom.
I feel like I'm dancing in a classroom.
I feel like the director is editing this and saying, "Shit!"
You're talking nonsense!
I'm worried you won't say it.
It's okay.
It's okay, Mr. Banana Man.
Thank you so much for everything you've done for us.
Thank you.
Bye-bye!