AISubs v3.7
Chocoblander!
Today's program is "Greeting in the dressing room" competition.
We are going to have Hinatazaka46 to participate in this competition.
Thank you for coming.
Among them, there are four of you who are very fresh.
Thank you for having us.
It's only been a year.
That's right.
I'm already 44 years old.
But I don't know faces of young people anymore.
Because I'm old.
I'm really sorry, Sasaki-san.
I'm sorry.
Honestly, I don't know anymore.
My brain is like that now.
How old are you?
I'm 38 years old.
You don't remember girls' names, do you?
Honestly, I don't know at all.
We're almost the same age.
We're not the same age!
I'm really sorry.
This time, 40s and up to 50s old men entertainers will be the targets.
Hinatazaka46 members will be replaced by old men entertainers who are waiting for their turn in the dressing room.
They will be greeted many times.
If the same idol is greeted many times,
will old men entertainers notice that they are the same person?
We will verify the sad consequences of this.
The first target is already in the academy. Let's take a look.
Here is the first old man entertainer.
It's Oilias Oda-san. Oilias-san is one step above me.
Oda-san was offered to appear in a fake show where he plays board games with many idols.
He lied about learning the rules of board games in advance and set up a camera in the dressing room.
It's really difficult.
Oh, I did it!
He is having a lot of fun.
He is having fun with board games.
It's like a smart test of chimpanzees.
How is it, everyone? Do you know Oda-san?
No, we don't know him.
At first, you will go to Hinatazaka46.
Let's go!
Go!
Stop it!
You just say hello.
First of all, they will say hello in the dressing room.
May I say hello?
Go ahead.
Good morning.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
You will definitely understand this.
We are Hinatazaka46!
Thank you for having us today.
Thank you very much.
Please look at us.
Please look at our faces.
Thank you very much.
If you look at it like this, you can tell.
It looks like you are looking at it, but you are not looking at it at all.
You are all looking at it.
It's like a man.
You are giving up.
You don't have the brain to input.
The young idol is here.
Here you go.
It was fantastic.
You did as you usually do.
What should we do now?
I think this is not good.
We have prepared this for you.
This is for you to wear.
In addition, we have prepared a fake idol group that will appear in a fake show.
I like that.
Which one?
Camisole.
Camisole!
It says "soul" on it.
Camisole.
Which middle-aged man would think of that?
For now...
How about Sugar Princess?
That's good.
That's very idol-like.
How many people will go to Sugar Princess?
About three people.
Three people in total?
Yes.
Sugar Princess.
The costumes...
It's better to wear them.
The back...
It looks a little sweet, doesn't it?
It's about here.
Oh, it's good.
It's pink, blue and green.
Oh, it's good.
Since we're here, let's see the back two.
That's right.
The second one.
She's cute.
Sweet candy.
Sweet candy for Sugar Princess's rival case.
Sweet candy.
But it's good.
Do you have candy?
Sweet candy.
It's called candy.
It's like giving candy as a gift.
It's very good.
You're giving out sweet candy to everyone, right?
Yes, that's the concept.
Of course.
Thank you.
Should I write a message on that candy?
That's good.
Thank you for today.
Sweet candy.
She also chose a sweet candy-like costume.
First, Sugar Princess has changed her costume.
Oh, it's good.
It's kind of cute.
It's cute.
But it totally changes the atmosphere.
It does change the atmosphere.
The atmosphere is different.
And you're posing like Sugar Princess.
You're putting in sugar like this.
Sugar Princess.
It's weird.
It's decided, right?
I'm used to it, so I have to do it.
Yes.
One, two, we are Sugar Princess.
Yes.
Sugar Princess.
Peach.
I'm Peach's family.
Yes, I'm Peach's family.
I'm Himawari's family.
I'm Hiyoko of Blueberry.
Let's get started.
We're ready!
I hope she gets it.
But she hasn't got it yet.
She still doesn't know if she can be a first class MC.
I think Kagashima-san will know it immediately.
He will turn off his antenna.
You will know it next time.
You will say "What? She is here."
That's cool.
It is.
Oh, Sugar Princess is here.
Peach is leading.
Let me introduce myself.
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you.
We are Sugar Princess.
I'm Peach's manager, Kaho.
I'm Kiui's manager, Haruka.
I'm Blue's manager, Yoko.
Blue's manager?
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for having me.
Let's do it like that.
Oh, you noticed it.
There is a question mark there.
Thank you for having me.
Please.
I don't know at all.
Let's go back to the dreamland.
What did you say?
It's an original setting.
It's an original setting, isn't it?
Is it okay to say that line after this?
Dreamland?
I didn't notice it at all.
Shougenji may have been remembered quite a bit.
It's the best.
You didn't notice it, did you?
I didn't notice it at all.
Shougenji, what did you say at the end of the video?
I said "Excuse me," and I thought it would be broken.
I said "Let's go back to the dreamland."
It's the best.
It's perfect.
The world view is perfect.
But you said "peach", "kiwi", and "blue".
I didn't say "peach", did I?
Well...
I guess you didn't notice it at all.
I just noticed it a little bit.
You noticed it.
It's impossible.
It's perfect.
We say "pero pero".
I'm Karma Candy.
I'm so cute.
She gave you a cute message.
I wrote it.
What did you write?
I wrote it well.
Thank you for your cooperation today.
You will give it to her?
Yes.
Good luck.
They are a good combination.
I don't know anymore.
What do you mean?
I think I saw you two times.
No way.
Let's go.
Excuse me.
Is it okay if we start now?
Excuse me.
Good morning. I'm Rio. I'm Sumire. We are Amama Candy.
I'm Oda. Nice to meet you.
I'm Amama Candy. Nice to meet you.
I brought this for you today. Please accept it if you like it.
I'm happy. I'm happy.
Please accept it if you like it.
This is Amama Candy's handwritten letter.
I remember Amama Candy.
I'm doing better and better today.
You're doing better and better? Thank you.
Please accept it if you like it.
Okay.
Please accept it if you like it.
She didn't notice me at all.
Are you twins?
Look!
Wow!
You look like twins!
Do we look like twins?
Is there such a miracle?
Is it possible?
Do we look like twins?
I don't know at all.
Why do these two look like twins?
The old man's brain has deteriorated tremendously.
This is amazing.
You were relaxed.
What should we do next?
Should we attack?
Let's attack.
Alone.
I'll do it alone.
It's better to be excited.
Yes.
How about "heart sniper"?
"Heart sniper".
I've never seen an idol who closes in.
I've seen it.
I've never seen an idol who closes in.
I've never seen it.
Not at all.
And one more group of idols is on standby.
Thank you.
"Neko neko nyanz".
"Kuro neko nyanz".
Let's attack.
I'll attack.
"Heart sniper".
Alone.
It's coming.
Shoginji.
It's his third time he's greeted like this.
"Heart sniper".
That's cool.
Excuse me.
Are you busy?
That one is interesting.
Excuse me.
Let me introduce myself. I'm Sho Genji of "Heart Sniper", aiming for your heart. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Excuse me. I have a mission for you.
What is she doing?
Wait. After this.
What is she doing?
I have no idea.
Is she doing it alone?
"Heart Sniper"?
I have a question for "Heart Sniper".
She hasn't noticed it for the third time.
Oh my god!
Can you say it one more time?
Yes. So...
I'll say it right away.
Let's say it together.
Sho Genji joins "Black Cat Nyan Nyan".
You three are so nice.
What's your name?
I'm Mike.
I'm Kuro.
I'm Sho Genji.
She hasn't noticed it for the third time.
I'll say it one more time.
She hasn't noticed it for the third time.
"Heart Sniper" thinks she's running around.
She's busy.
She has a concept like that.
I didn't know about it. It's sad.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Good morning.
One, two...
We are "Nyan Nyanz".
I'm Mike.
I'm Kuro.
I'm Sho Genji.
Thank you for joining us today.
Thank you for having us.
It's sad that we have to say goodbye now.
Excuse me.
Thank you for having us.
What is this?
See you later.
Something...
What is it?
At the end, you said something like "Shingenji", didn't you?
You said "somehow", "somehow", "Shingenji", didn't you?
I didn't notice it.
Is it okay?
You didn't notice it?
I didn't notice it!
Oh my god!
You didn't notice it?
I didn't notice it at all.
Oh my god!
I didn't notice it at all.
What should we do? It's impossible!
Let's go with "sugar princess" one more time.
No, but...
Let's change "sugar princess" to another name...
Oh, I see.
Let's go with "pastel pop" one more time.
The old-fashioned acting of old men entertainers is too intense,
so the three people who went there for the second time greet again with exactly the same costume.
Can we use the same name?
Oh, but I think it's okay.
Pastel pop's "peach kaho".
I'm "peach kaho".
"peach kaho", "kiwi haruka".
"kiwi haruka".
At the end, you said "Shingenji", didn't you?
I'm sure of it!
So...
Let's confirm it!
It's "Shingenji", isn't it?
If it's impossible...
It's impossible, impossible, impossible.
This is...
I want you to notice it!
We have to notice it!
It was pretty sad just now.
It was sad!
Well, this is...
It's a rerun, isn't it?
This is "sugar princess", isn't it?
Excuse me.
I want you to say it now.
Let me say hello.
One, two...
We are "castle pop".
I'm "peach kaho".
I'm "kiwi haruka".
I'm "shingenji".
I'm "butetoto".
Nice to meet you.
But...
Excuse me.
Something is stuck.
Let's go.
Excuse me.
Huh?
Isn't it the same person?
No, it's not "oh"!
Of course it is!
You're too late!
You misunderstood me!
Now, let's talk about Oideus Oda!
Oda san!
What is this?
I think you've received a school greeting from an idol.
Did you notice anything unusual?
First of all, there are a lot of unusual things.
A lot!
There are a lot of greetings.
How many did you receive?
More than 12.
Yes, yes, yes.
Among them, the same person received a school greeting.
See!
It's the last person, right?
Oh, it's the last person?
Um, one person received it five times.
One person, five times?
I didn't say it! I didn't say it!
Come over here for a second!
You're selfish, hey!
Huh?
Odeus Oda!
What is this?
Come over here for a second!
What are you doing?
How old are you?
Forty-five.
Forty-five, right?
Odeus Oda, right?
Odeus Oda means a young person's face.
You don't know, right?
I don't know, yes.
That's right, right?
Right now, these are Hinatazaka46 members, right?
Yes.
They were the first ones to receive a school greeting.
Yes, yes, yes.
And, these five people kept saying it.
In exchange.
No, no, no.
The second group and the last group were the same.
No, no.
Not only that.
There was a sniper, right?
A sniper.
There was a sniper.
Yes, yes.
The sniper said it five times.
Yes.
From Hinatazaka46 to Odeus Oda46, he said it five times.
Yes.
Eh, you're the sniper?!
Ah, I see!
You're amazing!
And, the two people in the back said it, right?
Yes, yes.
Eh?
Yes, do you remember?
Ameyame candy?
That's right!
Amama candy?
Yes.
It's not the same!
It's not the same.
We have the same hat!
It looks like the same hat.
No, it's not.
You really look like an old man.
Even in front of me?
Eh? What? Dojo!
Dojo?
It's different now!
Do it in front of me!
It's completely different!
Now, the next old man entertainer is this person.
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
Maybe...
Now, the next old man entertainer is this person.
"Now, the next old man entertainer is this person." Wild bomb, Rossi.
"Now, the next old man entertainer is this person." Rossi is 48 years old.
He is a natural entertainer, if you say he is the best entertainer.
What will happen?
But, he seems to have weird abilities.
He is sensitive to weird abilities.
No, no, it's a good thing.
As before,
First of all, as Hinatazaka46,
we will say hello in the dressing room as usual.
What will you do when you come back?
Oh, she's gone.
Can we say hello?
Excuse me.
Let me say hello.
We are Hinatazaka46.
I'm Kumi Sasaki.
I'm Kaho Fujishima.
I'm Haruka Yamashita.
I'm Jiyoko Shogin.
I'm Rio Shimizu.
I'm Sumire Miyachi.
Nice to meet you.
I can't do it at this speed.
It's fast.
Nice to meet you.
She is like "crash and run".
Excuse me.
Be careful.
Excuse me.
Thank you very much.
Nice to meet you.
It's amazing.
It's frustrating.
If only everyone could remember it now.
But, his posture is good.
We should learn from him.
He is a great man.
He is kind.
So, what should we do?
Fujishima46, Yamashita46 and Shimizu46, do you want to go there?
What do you do there?
Do you know what they wear?
They wear raincoats.
Raincoat.
"Kirizame's Make Fast".
Their strategy is to wear raincoats over Hinatazaka46's clothes.
I don't know.
If you wear it over your head...
Then, your eyes will look this way.
That's right.
Your eyes will look this way.
What is this?
It's a magician's handkerchief.
What's its name?
"Sigure".
Excuse me.
Good morning. We are "Kirisame's Breakfast".
I'm "Sigure".
I'm "Tsuyu".
I'm "Yuudachi".
I hope you have a good day.
I didn't notice it at all.
It's amazing.
There are many different kinds of idols.
I didn't notice it at all.
The next two are...
"Kamisoul".
We can finally watch it.
"Kamisoul".
What should we do with "Kamisoul"?
Is there "Kamisoul"?
"Kamisoul"?
"Tamashii" is better.
I like it.
"Kamisoul".
I like "Tsumire soul" and "Yoko soul".
I don't like it.
"Tsumire soul".
I like "Tsumire soul".
This is the third greeting to "Tamashii"'s dressing room.
This is "Kamisoul".
Are the skirts the same?
They are exactly the same.
Excuse me.
Thank you for having me today.
Thank you for having me.
Let me say hello.
I'm "Yoko soul".
I'm "Tsumire soul".
Together, we are "Kamisoul".
I see.
Excuse me.
Next is Camisoles.
Camisoles' shoulders.
I'm trying to remember their names.
You only remember their names?
You don't even remember their faces, do you?
That's right.
I remember them as a group.
No, you don't.
It's Bongo.
Bongo?
It's hard for me to remember either of them.
Bongo?
It's really hard for me to remember either of them.
It's a game.
Is it that funny?
Is it that funny, that Bongo?
Is your name Sasaki-san or Rossi-san?
No, I'm not.
Nice to meet you, too.
Then...
This is a one-chan, but what is "pu" Sasaki-san?
It's "ku".
"Pu"?
What is "pu"?
"Pu"?
What is "pu"?
It means "pu" itself, right?
Do you wrap it around your waist like this?
What kind of concept is that?
It's "pu".
It's not something you wrap around your waist like that.
"Pu" is...
"Pu" is cute.
It's a mysterious game.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
I'm going to be your guest today.
I'm "pu"'s "pe".
Nice to meet you.
"pu"'s "pe".
"pu"'s first time, right?