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Good morning!
January 29th, Saturday, "Rabbit at Dawn", MC's Kirin, Kashima Kira and...
TVS announcer Tamura Mako!
Thank you for having us!
So, we had a lot of events this week as well!
This week...
About 5 million people are moving!
That's amazing!
Also, about 90% of people are buying Morita-san's Dorex.
It's a wonderful scene, so...
Please watch "Rabbit at Dawn" one more time!
This week's keyword is...
What's going on, Sakura Taka?
So, let's get started with "Rabbit at Dawn"!
Start!
So, this week's "Rabbit at Dawn" is...
Let me summarize it for you!
First of all, starting from Monday, July 24th, when we broadcasted with these members!
Today, July 24th, is Mihimaru GT's Hiroko-san's birthday!
Happy birthday!
I'm listening!
Speaking of Mihimaru GT's representative song, it's this one!
♪ Hey, DJ! Come and say "yeah, yeah, hey!" ♪
♪ Get in the mood and turn up the volume ♪
♪ Bye now! ♪
Yeah!
My ears are red!
It was released in 2006.
"Kibun Jojo", right?
So, we are going to show you what you can get in "Kibun Jojo" today!
Please!
Abarerugu!
Yes! What you can get in "Kibun Jojo"!
It's "Gagaga Special"!
Some of you may know about it.
It's a four-member punk band from Hyogo Prefecture.
When I was in middle school and high school, Japanese punk music was really popular.
I copied it and played the guitar.
I forgot about it now, but I was really moved when I heard it in a live house.
You were a big fan of it when you went to a live house, right?
My feelings came straight to me.
The more I listen to the lyrics, the more I like it.
It's hot, isn't it?
Among them, "Senkohanabi" is a song.
It's perfect for summer!
Please listen to it! It's a super famous song!
Great!
"Gagaga Special" was formed in Kobe in 1997.
It was a youth punk band in the early 2000s.
At that time, it was very popular.
The fence at the live venue collapsed and the floor came off.
Many legends are told about it.
Even now, it continues to be active mainly in live performances and enthuses many audiences.
It's a great song!
So, we have invited these people today!
Hello!
It's "Gagaga Special"!
It's real!
"Gagaga Special" has come!
Abareru-kun!
I'm happy!
It's "the boom"
It's "the boom"!
I'm happy!
That's right!
Abareru-kun has been listening to "Gagaga Special" and "Senkohanabi" live since his youth!
Some of you may have seen me for the first time in 10 or 20 years.
It's been a while. I'm still working hard.
"Gagaga Special" is a summer song where my heart and your hearts are still burning.
Let's do it! Let's do it! "Senkohanabi"!
A nostalgic smell came up
A thread came up from my head
I'm two years older than you
I'm going to be far away
I remember my existence from a distance
For now, I'm going to walk at night
I wonder if something good will happen
I remember you properly
All right! Ah, "Senkohanabi"!
In a reality where only natural things exist
Will you continue to shine everything on me
To the extent that my idealism dies out?
Ah, "Senkohanabi"!
On the other side of this road
Ah, won't you shine this face with me too?
Like this hot, hot summer
When I look at the night sky from the veranda, I suddenly remember the past
I don't know if it's good or bad, but I feel very good
Is it because I really like you that I remember you?
Or is it because I don't like you now that I remember you?
Ah, won't you shine this face with me too? Like this hot, hot summer
Won't you keep shining everything until my unconsciousness burns out?
Ah, won't you shine this face with me too? Like this hot, hot summer
Like this hot, hot summer
Go wild for me!
Ah, Senko, Harajuku
Try to make me more
Then I can be more confident
And live every day
Hey!
Ah, Senko, Harajuku
Even now, I haven't noticed
What's wrong with you?
The way you move your butt
It's so fun on a summer night
Hey!
Ah, Senko, Harajuku
We can do it!
Ah, Senko, Harajuku!
Harajuku!
Let's go!
Ah, Seiko Fireworks!
On the last night of summer vacation,
I was with you!
Seiko Fireworks!
My fire still hasn't gone out!
It hasn't gone out!
It was fun.
Awesome!
How was it?
I came here from Kobe.
You came here from Kobe.
It was worth coming here by car.
You came here by car?
Awesome!
Let's go.
It was awesome!
My dream came true!
Thank you both!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
From now on, we will show you the after-talk on Monday.
I'm glad you came here.
It was a complete surprise.
I was surprised.
I didn't expect you to take me to the stage.
I admired you.
I want to say this.
I'm embarrassed.
Maya came and tried to take me.
Really?
I thought you were a bad guy.
What are you talking about?
I know you are a bad guy.
You have a mysterious skill.
You always say "Let's go!"
Why do you always say that?
Why did you try to take me?
The game that Kim-chan introduced us is also interesting.
Let's play it.
The game that Kim-chan introduced us is "Don't Stop The Song".
While dancing to the song, turn off the switch one by one in order.
There are 15 chords in total.
Only one is connected to the radio cassette.
If you can turn off the switch 14 times in a row without stopping the song, you win.
However, if you turn off the switch connected to the radio cassette and stop the song, you will fail the challenge.
In the opening, 13 people succeeded in a row.
They were one step away from clearing the challenge.
It's not easy to clear the challenge in one go.
But you want to clear it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Let's do it!
Shall we?
The one who clears it will take a risk.
It's easy for you, isn't it?
It's easy for me.
Then, please tell us about the CD you bought for the first time in a funny way.
Funny?
It's funny. You can say it as funny as you like.
You can say it as funny as you like.
The CD you bought for the first time in a funny way.
Let's start with you, Tamura-san.
Okay, I'll go first.
Start!
You cleared it in 15 minutes.
Amazingly fast!
It's afternoon in Hamada. Sadness is like the smell of snow.
Fast!
He cleared it in just under 15 seconds!
Can you do it one more time?
You're like a kid.
You're young.
I've never seen such a normal person like you.
I thought it was funny.
Next,
This is the program
broadcasted by these members on July 25th, Tuesday.
Today, July 25th,
Shiba-san, a 40-year-old man, will be on the show.
Happy birthday!
So, Shiba-san, happy birthday!
This is a 40-year-old man who should be commemorated.
I'm sorry.
I hope you have a wonderful life.
Today is Shiba's birthday party.
We will celebrate Shiba's birthday with you.
Nishido, is it okay?
Today is Shiba's birthday.
I want to celebrate it.
Perfect Nadal.
Do you know it?
Perfect Nadal.
It's a song of Perfect Human.
It's called "Perfect Nadal".
I would like you to promote it.
Promote it?
Do you know me?
You appeared on another program.
You don't have much practice.
You got stuck in the rap of Nishido.
You are improving.
You couldn't sing last time.
I was forced to stop singing.
You were so scary that I couldn't stand it.
Shiba, do you want to do it?
If it's exciting, I want to do it.
I don't know if it's exciting or not.
While they are on standby,
Okada will introduce Shiba's birthday party.
It's a Chinese dessert.
I would like to give it to you.
It's a rare Chinese dessert.
It's very difficult to make.
There are only a few people who can make it in Japan.
You can only eat one dish per day.
It is said that it is not made much because it is afraid of failure.
It's a rare Chinese dessert.
I would like you to taste it.
What is it?
Where did you know it?
It's a place where you can line up.
As a viewer.
You were in the studio, weren't you?
I was watching it at home.
Can you introduce the information you were watching at home?
That's right.
I was wondering if I could eat it, too.
I would like you to explain it.
It is a Chinese dessert provided by EMS STYLE, a Chinese restaurant in Tomisato City.
It's a Chinese dessert made with eggs.
It looks golden brown.
What is it?
There are three Chinese words for it.
It doesn't stick to your teeth, chopsticks, or teeth.
It's a soft food.
What is it?
I've never seen it before.
What is it?
Chef SANO will appear in the studio and make Shampoo-chan.
Not many people make Shampoo-chan even in China.
It doesn't work very well.
Is it a technical problem?
I think so.
Today, we have a different set and it's a winning environment, so you may be a little nervous.
Thank you for your cooperation.
It's too cold.
Put a Chinese pot on fire and put egg yolk, sugar, water, starch and peanut oil in it and keep stirring until the water flies away.
Suddenly, the top of the pot fades away.
That has turned like a slime.
First, lift and remove ingredients from the top of the pot.
Put new ingredients into the top of the pot.
Put again new ingredients.
It has become paste-the like.
This looks good.
This is wild.
This is crazy.
This is not a restaurant.
This is crazy.
I have never seen such a cooking corner.
There is no bottom leg.
Please wait a minute.
There is no bottom leg.
There are only three legs.
That's why it's shaking.
You should use something to hold it.
That will sink, right?
That's right.
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
I'm glad you didn't make a mistake.
How long do you cook it for?
I cook it for about seven minutes.
Seven minutes?
That's amazing.
This is peaceful.
That's why it's a test.
You can only do it once a day.
While you continue to hit it, we will prepare "Perfect Nadal".
That's amazing.
The commercial is "Perfect Nadal" from "Killers".
It's a speciality of Philippines.
While they are hitting the ball, "Perfect Nadal" is getting ready.
She is working now.
Thank you for waiting.
"Perfect Nadal" with "Gorokoro Chikizuki Peppers".
"Gorokoro Chikizuki Peppers" with "Gorokoro Chikizuki Peppers".
This is bad.
Aibo is saying it.
This is terrible.
Is there such a small applause like this on TV now?
You can do it!
I'm sorry.
Isn't it funny to see him beating eggs?
What are you doing?
This is not your real birthday party.
I'm telling you this is my birthday party.
I did my best.
You did your best, didn't you?
I can't hear you.
You made a mistake.
I love you.
You made a mistake from the first line.
I didn't change it at all.
When you first said "I love you", I said "I can't say it."
I don't know what you're talking about.
You didn't change it at all.
You made a mistake from the first line.
I'm sorry.
I won't do it again.
If you keep doing it, you'll regret it.
I'm sorry.
I'm proud of you.
I'm sorry.
Is it almost time?
It's almost time.
About two minutes are left.
Two minutes are left.
Do it again!
I can tell it when I see it one more time.
I'll do it one by one.
Perfect Natal!
I'm proud of you!
He is the only one who can exist between Icha and Icha.
He is the only one who can control his own essence.
He is the only one who can save the world.
Don't be lonely, Icha!
I'm proud of you!
Shhh! I'm telling you now!
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Why do you use double words?
I've never seen such humor.
Why do you use double words?
I've never seen such humor.
Sampoo-chan is done.
Everyone enjoyed Sampoo-chan's birthday.
- It's sweet. - It's delicious.
- It's a treat. - It's a treat.
Now, there is one more surprise from Tomoshige.
- There is such a thing? - That's right, Tomoshige-san.
After this, there is a letter of gratitude from Tomoshige-san and Shiba-san.
- What? - What?
- This is a complete surprise. - It's wonderful.
- It's wonderful.
♪ Fufufu, I ate it. ♪
Now, Shiba-san, who celebrated his 40th birthday,
will receive a letter of gratitude from his partner, Tomoshige-kun.
Here you go.
My partner, Tomoshige Yoshiki.
I met Shiba-kun in January, 14 years ago, at a concert.
At that time, I kept repeating that I would disband if I got in a combination and got in a combination.
Well, the reason is that I'm too stupid and I couldn't do a single decent story.
Such a useless person like me, Shiba-kun was interested in me.
Without making a bad face, we've been in a combination for 14 years now.
If I get in a fight with my senior entertainer, he apologizes with me.
If I say I'm going to see my senior entertainer's concert and fall asleep, he gets angry with me.
If such a useless person like me gets on stage, he makes me laugh.
Due to COVID-19, I have no job as an entertainer.
Besides, I can't even get a part-time job.
What?
You're the worst!
You can do it!
Calm down!
Shiba-kun looked at me again and said, 'You have to do it right. Believe in me and follow me.'
I was able to improve my stories, my appearance, my humanity, my consciousness, and my resolve little by little.
"That's why I'm here on "Rabbit" right now."
You're the worst!
You're like a couple.
All I can do for Shiba-kun is thank him for always helping me.
Shiba-kun, who used to say he wasn't good at handsome jobs,
is now cool in fashion magazines, dramas, commercials, and smiling.
Shiba-kun...
Moguraider...
Shiba-kun?
Where is Shiba-kun?
Moguraider has been getting jobs little by little,
and their popularity has increased.
However, we still don't have your personal name memorized,
so we will do our best to promote you and make you remember your name.
We hope you will continue to help us in many ways,
and we look forward to working with you.
Shiba-kun, 70 years old.
70 years old!
The end!
I'm sorry. I'm a big senior.
I'm a big senior.
I'm sorry.
I'm Kiju.
Kiju?
I'm a big senior.
I'm 70 years old.
It's difficult.
I'm 70 years old.
Are you okay?
I'm 30 years older than you.
I'm one year older than you.
I clearly said I was 70 years old.
The number of viewers is low.
I'm 40 years old.
Happy birthday!
You look happy.
Shiba Inu, how do you feel?
I would like to say thank you.
However, I could clearly see the difference in the text.
Every time I saw it, I almost cried.
Thank you for giving me this ticket.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
With this wonderful letter, Shiba Inu's birthday is safely over.
However!
The keyword is "Oda-kun", please.
Oda-san.
It's my birthday, too.
What?
I'm scared.
Hey.
Today?
Is it your birthday on July 25th?
Today?
Yes.
Today is Shiba Inu's birthday.
It's my birthday, too!
What?
It's my 45th birthday!
What are you doing?
Rabbit.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
Get.
What?
What should I do?
I'm sorry.
What? What? What?
It was my birthday.
That was quick!
It's okay. It's okay.
If it wasn't for the cigarette...
It's okay. It's okay.
There is a theory that it's your birthday today.
There is also a theory of when you counted it.
You still count it!
It is said that it is your birthday today.
Give it back to me!
Sorry for disturbing you.
"Perfect Oda" will be recorded on Saturday.
Thank you for watching.
I hope you had fun today.
One, two...
She was pushed.
She was pushed by the host.
On "After Talk", we will celebrate Oda's birthday.
Let's get excited.
Shall we go?
What do you mean "shall we go"?
It's similar.
What is it?
Perfect Oda
I didn't say I wanted to do it.
I said "celebrate it for me".
I will celebrate it for you today.
Congratulations!
It's my birthday, too.
Shall we do it now?
Let's do a urine test first.
That's too soon.
Let's have Oda-san and Korochiki-san do a special collaboration!
Are you ready?
Then, let's do it!
Is it good?
It looks good.
I'll do it.
What are you doing?
(Singing)
It's my birthday, too.
I'm relieved!
You're dead!
You're relieved, right?
I didn't want to do this!
I'm glad you're glad.
Next, it's Wednesday, July 26th, presented by these members!
Today is the birthday of movie director Stanley Kubrick!
So, we will introduce you the ones we recommend!
- President Morita! - President!
- President's turn! - Well...
- President, did you write something in your questionnaire? - What?
- President's turn... - Yes!
- I didn't write anything in my questionnaire. - President didn't write anything in his questionnaire,
- but there are some things we recommend! - Yes!
- Please watch this video from two weeks ago! - Did you forget?
The one I was fascinated with is this!
"I want to wear this watch someday." It's Rolex!
I think vintage watches from decades ago are cool!
- Is it around here? No. 1 or No. 2? - I think it's around No. 1 or No. 2!
- So, it's not current model? - I want vintage more than current model!
I can't help being fascinated by those watches!
- What are you looking for? - Vintage watches from 1950s.
Vintage watches from 1950s!
- What about this one? - I like "Explorer I"!
- Oh, there is a keyword "Explorer I"! - Yes!
- I like "Explorer I"! - I like "Explorer I"!
- Hey! - Hey!
- Are you okay? - What do you mean "are you okay"?
- Hey! - Hey!
Are you going to be destroyed now?
Thank you for waiting, Mr. Morita!
At that time, ladies were writing notes with all their might!
They were patrolling and looking for Rolexes that you like all over the country!
- They found it! - No, no, no!
- They found it! Ladies, where are you? - I can't find it!
- Show me where it is!
- They searched every corner of the country, even places without a map.
- Look! One person is missing in reality!
- Are you okay?
- They were doing it together, but they lost their partners and got Rolex.
- Thank you very much!
- Is Rolex dead?
- In exchange for Rolex, these two lost their partners.
- After this, will Morita buy these vintage Rolexes?
- Let's see!
Today, for Mr. Morita, who is particular about vintage Rolexes,
we have Mr. Akira Sato of Rolex Expert Store Kumoku come here.
Thank you very much.
Good morning, good morning. I'm Sato of Kumoku. Thank you for having me.
Once again, here are the conditions for Rolexes that Mr. Morita is particular about.
"I can't give up only this one" has been confirmed.
The model is Explorer, and it's been manufactured from 1953 to 1990.
It's a vintage model.
I'd like to ask Mr. Sato, even though it's not current,
but it's a little difficult to get a model like this, isn't it?
Yes, it's quite difficult.
The older it is, the less good-conditioned it is.
From what I've heard, you're lucky if you can find one.
I'm very lucky.
I'm a Rolex enthusiast, and I patrol the store all the time.
Mr. Morita is quite particular about Rolexes.
I'm not particular about them!
I just bought them because I was told they weren't new.
If you're particular about them, you should already have one.
Mr. Sato...
I only have a Gucci one that I bought here.
It's worth 110,000 yen.
Mr. Sato has selected and brought them here.
It's only for you, Mr. Morita.
Please come and take a look.
As expected of you, Mr. Morita!
Congratulations!
You can't fool me anymore!
No, I'm serious.
It's a Gucci one.
Is it okay?
Huh? This... Huh?!
Well, then...
Wow! Huh?!
Get your hands out of your pockets, you bastard!
Huh?!
Get your hands out of your pockets, you bastard!
Huh?!
Mr. Rolex is right in front of you!
You're the one with the money, aren't you?
I advise you not to get too close.
That's right.
Mr. Sato...
Yes?
Could you please explain one by one?
First of all, this is the latest model of the 2023 model.
Yes, this one.
This is also for this year, right?
Yes, it's for this year's model.
Yes.
It's different from conventional models.
It has a very luxurious design.
Also, the dial is very well advertised.
This is the Rolex Explorer 1, isn't it?
But if you don't know it, you can tell it's Rolex.
That's right.
It's a luxurious Explorer 1.
Yes.
The price is...
Yes, it's the 2023 model.
It's 3.4 million yen.
What?!
It's this price now?!
That's right.
What?!
It's premium price now.
I see.
You can't get this one, either.
This one, too.
You can't get it, can you?
Yes, you can't get it.
This is the latest model.
I see.
And the second one is the 1994 model Explorer.
The price is...
This one is...
1994 model.
Wow!
It's old, but it's getting more expensive.
The 1994 model means...
Mr. Morita, how many years has it been since you bought a Range Rover?
It's been 94 years.
It's not an odd number.
I'm not a fan of 94 years.
Why do I want to collect things from 94 years ago?
Is it a coincidence?
Why do I want to collect things from 29 years ago?
It's not vintage.
I see.
It's getting vintage.
Mr. Morita's first car.
It's cool.
It's a 1975 model.
It's old.
It's 48 years old.
It's 1016 model.
Is it a little yellow?
No, it's because of the aging of the trisume.
I see.
If you say "vintage explorer", this is the representative model.
It's cool.
To be honest, it's cool.
It's cool.
It's popular all over the world.
It's vintage.
Wow!
It's over 1 million yen.
It's over 1.2 million yen.
It's vintage.
It's in good condition.
It's really good.
To be honest, it's popular all over the world.
The fourth one is a 1967 model.
How much is it?
It's 1967 model.
How much is it?
Wow!
It's 8,000 yen.
Mr. Morita, when were you born?
I was born in 1981.
Wow!
What does it have to do with 1967?
It has nothing to do with 1967.
The last one is a 1957 model.
It's 6610.
It's cool.
It's really cool.
It's a rare model for three years.
Even in Japan, it's rare for parts to come out in their original state.
How much is it?
It's a '57 model.
It's 8,000 yen.
Wow!
It's cheaper now.
It's 5 million yen.
What are you talking about?
It's not 5 million yen.
How is it so far?
Mr. Morita, is there anything you're interested in?
Well, I like this one.
Vintage.
I like this one.
Both sides.
I like this one because of its color and vintage feel.
It looks like it's painted yellow.
Wow!
How many can you buy?
Two?
Can you buy two?
No way!
Both hands and feet!
Does Japan have a clock?
I don't think so.
I've prepared a card for you to decide which one you'll buy.
Of course.
I won't stop you.
Thank you, Mr. A.D.
You made this for me, too.
You're always like that.
It's a bit worn out.
Thank you for your hard work.
Have a good night's sleep.
All right.
It's all here.
What is it?
I've prepared a card for you to decide which one you'll buy.
Be honest!
Somewhere...
What's wrong?
It's so heavy that I can't lift it with one hand!
It's really heavy!
I can't lift it with both hands!
Stop it!
I can't lift it with both hands!
Stop it!
You want to buy it, don't you?
It's really heavy!
You want to buy it, don't you?
Five million! Five million!
It's really heavy!
I won't buy it! I won't buy it!
It's really heavy!
You're mentally weak!
It's a muscle!
It's a muscle for an entertainer!
What's this?!
I think it's heavier than a wrench driver!
It's really heavy!
I can't lift it with one hand!
No, no, not at all!
Hey! I can't lift it with both hands!
I can't!
I can only lift it with my hand!
I can only use my hand!
I prepared a card for you!
Wait a minute!
Now, Mr. Morita!
As expected of Morita!
I don't know if it's a purchase or a consultation,
but if you have a Rolex you like,
I'd like you to give it to me!
No, no, no!
I'm sorry, but I can't lift it with both hands!
Hey! You're doing it again!
You're doing it again!
I can't lift it with both hands!
You only have that card?
You can't use it like that!
No!
You can't use it like that!
You can't use Rolex like that!
You can't wear it like that!
Wait a minute!
No!
I'd like you to give it to me!
Don't give me your hand!
Now, Mr. Morita!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
Will you buy a Rolex or not?
Which one?!
Ah, it's hot, hot.
Ah!
No!
I won't buy it.
I won't...
Will you buy it?
Will you buy it?!
Is it a good price?
No, it's not good. It's not good. It's not good.
It's not good.
What is this?!
Wow!
It's a real one!
Born in 1975.
Wow!
268,000 yen!
Buy it!
Wow!
That's it!
The president just won!
So, the ranking is...
It's 4th place, surpassing Kawashima-san.
It's below Yashiki-san!
It's 4th place!
Wow!
It's just below Yashiki-san!
Yashiki-san! 8,450,000 yen of A.I. Ranger and Zone...
Ranger and Zone...
Yashiki-san...
He bought a watch...
It's just below Yashiki-san!
No, no, no! It's Range Rover and Gas-san, isn't it?
It's just below Yashiki-san!
The first place is Range Rover...
Well...
It's 4th place, isn't it?
It's 4th place!
Why did you pay 270,000 yen for this atmosphere?
No, no, no!
It's really 270,000 yen!
No, no, no!
The total price is 950,000 yen!
Wow!
Can you buy it?
What? Really?
What?
No, no, no!
Thank you very much!
No, no!
I feel so heavy!
It was so heavy!
It was dangerous!
I almost fell just now!
This is really selling well!
This is really amazing!
Please be careful.
Seriously!
Please be very careful about it.
What!?
Well, I'll buy it.
Buy it.
Well, I'll buy it.
We'll talk about it once.
There are many rights, so you can really buy it or not.
Let's talk about it.
You're quiet now!
What's happening?
What? You're going to spend an hour here talking about that?
After that, Morita goes to see Rolex for commercials.
And the show is in the second half. Morita will announce the keyword!
The keyword is... Morita! Please!
The keyword is... this!
Morita488.
What?
No, the number "Morita488" is...
Um...
It's worth 4.88 million yen!
No way!
Wait a minute!
You said you were going to buy a little more than 2 million yen at first.
When I put it on in 1957, it was really cool!
You tried it on!
But if I'm going to buy it anyway, I'm going to go for the one I really want!
I'm going to buy it!
It's worth 4.88 million yen!
The total payment is 11.70 million yen!
It's worth it!
After the commercial, Oda-san shouts at Pirako- san!
It's worth 4.88 million yen!
It's worth it!
Yo!
Wednesday's "After Talk" is also about Morita- san's Rolex!
Wednesday's "Rabbit" has just ended. Thank you for your hard work!
Wow, Morita-san, you did it!
You did it!
This is really cool!
It's cool, but...
It's cool.
Wow!
I wanted to see it.
You wanted to see it?
I was wondering if it would shine.
It's a little old-fashioned.
I don't know what you're talking about!
It's a trend!
It's not a laughing day!
You put your back into it!
You raised the price during the show!
No, I honestly thought you were compromising during the show!
In yourself?
I was wondering if this is really what I wanted!
You thought about it and raised the price, didn't you?
Yes, I decided on the price!
I thought it would be about 260 million yen!
But when I saw it, I thought it was the coolest!
It's really worth it!
It's worth it, so it's okay, right?
Why did I buy all of the things that are worth a lifetime?
I enjoyed the after-talk until the end...
It seems like Wednesday will be the day I appear the most.
Um...
Kirako-san.
Yes?
You were a little nervous today.
What?
I didn't say it in the ending.
What?
Why did you find out?
What?
I didn't say I was nervous in the ending.
I just asked.
Why did you find out?
What do you mean?
I'm nervous.
What do you mean?
What?
Everyone, there's a video.
What is it?
Can you watch it for a moment?
Yes.
Please wait a moment.
It's not there yet.
Kirako-chan, please watch it for me.
Left, left.
Everyone, please watch it for me.
Chiba-san, please watch it for me.
Um...
Kirako-chan, you're in the center, right?
Yes, yes.
What?
She pushed him!
What?
She's a little fast.
Let's ask her if she did it or not.
Kirako-chan, what do you think?
I'm sorry, I did it.
You did it!
Wow!
Thank you!
Oda-san!
Oda-san, you're strict!
Hey!
Oda-san!
Wow!
Sakura-san!
What is it?
What?
It's not like that.
What's wrong?
My reflexes are good.
Reflexes...
It's... it's... it's...
And... and in the ending, she got hit by a chair and said "long time no see, Rabbit".
Which one did you say!?
- You said it! - You said it!
- How was it today? - It's been a while...
It's been a while since I came here, but I got hit by a chair and remembered Rabbit.
- In the sense of "welcome back", right? - Yes.
- It's a cherry blossom! - Wow!
- It's a cherry blossom! - It's a cherry blossom!
- Wow! - It's a cherry blossom!
- But, you know... - Yeah.
- Getting hit by a chair and saying "long time no see, Rabbit" again... - Yeah.
- I feel bad for her. - Let's do it! Let's do it!
- Let's play a little game. - Why?
- If you lose, you have to do it. - I don't mind if you lose, but...
- Yes.
- So, Oda and Rabbit, will you play with me? - Yes!
- Oda-san! Oda-san is the only one! - No, no...
- Why me!? - Why are you taking away their human rights?
- This show... - No, it's not like that!
- It's unconditional, of course! - So, we'll play a game that's advantageous for you two.
- An advantageous game? - Yes.
- Let's play it together. - So, we can win?
- Since Morita-san bought a watch, we'll follow the clock... - Yes.
- The three of you will stopwatch without looking at it. - Ah!
- Like this... - Yes.
- You'll talk for 30 seconds. - Huh?
- At the same time. - Ah...
- At the same time... - If you think you're running out of 30 seconds, please stop.
- That's advantageous. - That's advantageous?
- That's a good idea! - That's a good idea!
- Why? Why? - Why?
- Anyway, Hirako-san and Oda-san...
- Scary, scary, scary. - You should talk normally though.
- When thirty people think of something, just press it. - Okay, let's start with Natsu.
- Natsu. - Ready, set...
- Start! - Oh man, it's hot out.
- It is hot, but do you have anything to control the coolness? - Well...
- Yeah, Hirako-chan, what do you think? - It's hot, isn't it?
- No, no, no. - No, Hirako-chan, you're not talking!
- No, she's not!
- You're not! - She's not!
What do you want to do this summer?
Surfing! Surfing! Surfing!
Surfing? Where?
Maybe at the beach?
Beach?
Oh, surfing at the beach.
That's right.
Don't look at the time yet! Don't look at it yet!
Did you press it, everyone?
I did.
I will announce it from Mr. Oda.
The word is...
Mr. Oda's time is...
34.65 seconds!
All right!
OK!
Nice! Nice!
Fall into hell!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
All right! All right!
Mr. Usagi!
All right! I did it!
I could do it!
But you were talking like it was a gag.
I was already in it as a gag.
Totally.
I was still in it as a comic.
But you didn't join me in the comic at all.
I was in it with all of you.
You have that habit, don't you?
You're talking like that.
I'm not!
You weren't talking.
You were amazing in the first half.
I didn't hear you for even a second.
That's right.
You were dangerous.
You were like this when I saw you.
I won't buy it!
Usagi-san, your turn!
30.0 seconds!
Manzai-shi!
This is Manzai-shi!
This is Manzai-shiast!
This is crazy!
Then, this is Kirako's type!
34.85 seconds!
6th! 6th! 6th!
6th!
I'm out!
That was close!
Why didn't you use the trigger?!
That's not fair!
I'm out!
Now what?!
Now you're saying "that was close"?
This is bad!
This is crap!
This is bad!
This is really bad!
That was really close.
That was close!
This is bad.
I'm out of here, Kira-chan.
And so...
Kirako is out of here!
Polite movement!
Do I have to be punished?
Ouch!
That's the most mental thing.
That's all you have to do.
Polite but...
Don't touch me.
It hurts!
It came off.
Ouch!
Cool!
- Go, go, go. - Go, Kirako!
- Maybe we shouldn't do a 3-2-1? - Really?
- But all of a sudden... - Talk to her.
- Talk to the rabbit.
- I don't know when it'll be, but... - Sing, sing, sing!
- The topic is festivals. - Festivals.
- Hello, hello, hello. - Hello, hello, hello.
- It's festival season, but... - Talk to Kirako.
- How are you doing as an idol? You seem busy.
- Talk to her. - Talk to her.
- How are you doing as an idol? You seem busy. You seem busy, but you're still going?
- There are a lot of people going.
- Don't you want to go to festivals?
- Should I create a facility for people who don't usually go to festivals to feel like they're at a festival?
- What are you talking about? - Scary setting. Scary setting.
- I want you to come practice with me today. At the festival.
- At the festival? - Yes.
- He's here!
- Is it true? - It's true!
- You have to say it's true! - It's true!
- You have to say it's true! - That's why you shouldn't fly up to here!
- You should sit down slowly!
- I was trying to pick up a bunch of stuff... - That was crazy!
- Let's watch it again! - That was crazy!
- That was so mercenary!
- That was really, really scary!
It was broadcasted on January 27th, Thursday by these members!
On this day, along with Watermelon Day, we will introduce what is recommended for summer!
- Numa-cha! - Yes!
What I would like to recommend for this summer is this!
- Ta-da! - What is it?
This is...
"Don't ring the wind chime" challenge!
"Don't ring the wind chime" challenge? That's obvious!
It's a game where you use wind chimes.
We challenged this before on Sakura Taka46's show, and it was really exciting!
This helmet has wind chimes on it.
In order not to ring them, you have to carry a princess or take off your line.
- You have to challenge it... - That sounds embarrassing!
- It's really embarrassing! - Stop it!
I want to build a bond with everyone here.
- I want to do it! - Let's do it!
In order not to ring the wind chimes, all members will challenge it!
This time, the mission is to put wind chimes on your head and flip pancakes in a frying pan.
There are 12 kinds of missions, including 5 squats, catching a super ball, etc.
In order, you will choose a mission that you think you can do and challenge it.
If you can clear the mission without ringing the wind chimes, you will be the next challenger.
If someone fails, the challenge will end there.
If you can clear the mission without ringing the wind chimes for 12 people in a row, the challenge will be successful.
The prize money will be 100,000 yen.
However, if you fail, you will all receive a shocker.
Whether or not the wind chimes rang this time will be checked by Onsei.
If you fail, you will also receive a shocker.
Let's get started! Wind chimes not ringing challenge, start!
This is Fuma-chan's challenge.
There are 12 kinds of missions, please choose one.
Fuma-chan said she wanted to do it.
I want to do the easiest one, potato chips.
Fuma-chan, Musashi-san, open it.
I want to do the easiest one.
Please get ready.
If you open the potato chips, you will eat one bite of it.
If you clear the mission, you will count 3 seconds.
Please bear with it.
If you succeed and do a serious pose, you will fail.
Are you ready?
Go for it!
Let's do it!
Go for it!
Don't rush.
Good, good, good. Stay calm, stay calm.
You can do it, you can do it!
Don't rush, you idiot!
This is bad!
It's like...
Does it fit?
It fits!
Can I rip it off now?
Yes, rip it off and put it on.
She ripped it off!
She dyed her hair.
No, no, no.
It's fine, it's fine.
You're good, you're good!
You can do it!
Three seconds from there!
Did you eat it?
Three seconds.
She ate it!
This is bad.
She's fast.
She ate it!
Nice, nice, nice!
She ate it!
Uraye-san, let's go!
Yes!
Uraye-san, please choose your mission.
Uraye...
Then... Table tennis lifting.
Table tennis lifting!
Please lift the ping pong ball five times.
Then we'll move.
Have fun.
Uraye Table Tennis.
Three years of middle school.
You can do it!
Now, for the table tennis lifting...
She'll lift the ping pong ball five times.
Are you ready?
Then...
Uraye-san...
Please!
3 seconds! 3 seconds from there! 3 seconds from there!
This is amazing!
He did it! He did it!
He really did it!
He did it!
No, I didn't do this.
Now, Hirai-san, please!
This is impossible!
Ah, then... I'll drop this...
You'll drop the dharma?
Yes!
Then, please get ready!
Please put on your helmet!
This is...
Drop the dharma!
Drop one!
Yes!
Dropping one will do!
Hirai-san's failure...
Both of you cleared!
Hirai-san cleared!
Hirai-san!
Hirai-san, this is a narration, so don't make a mistake!
This is a narration!
It's a narration, so don't make a mistake!
And with that...
Hirai-san also cleared!
Nissan, Gotoh, Yabuki, Tamurana and Kawashima also cleared.
Four more to go.
Gyarusore chose Ryukuseoi.
I didn't know you could do it.
Gyarusore san, please.
What are you talking about?
Calm down! Calm down!
She's shaking! She's shaking!
I'm a teacher's daughter!
She's talking! She's talking! She's talking!
She's shaking a little bit!
She's shaking! She's shaking!
Up! Left shoulder! Up! Left shoulder!
It's tough...
Left shoulder...
3 seconds!
She's a teacher's daughter!
That's why I'm not going to do a full kick!
Ishida san!
Why are you getting speed up like that?
I'm a teacher's daughter!
She's talking! She's talking!
She's talking!
Fist! Fist!
Ishida san! Ishida san!
Take it, Ishida san! Take it!
Ishida san is going to challenge himself with his best kendama.
Here you go.
Me?
I'm just a normal guy.
Please put your kendama on the plate.
It's difficult.
There are only three people left.
Can I put my kendama on the plate?
It's shaking.
It's shaking left and right.
I can't see the ball.
Can you do it?
Which one do you want me to look at?
Let's do it.
Oh, no.
Look at each other's balls.
I saw it.
It's hot.
Challenge failed.
It's hot.
Thank you for the food.
I can't do it.
3, 2, 1...
I'm out of balance.
I put medicine in my mouth.
Kawashima is happy with Yalsore's attitude.
You're not in "rabbit" anymore.
Unfortunately, they failed "no wind chime" challenge.
Even in "after talk", it became a hot topic.
Thank you for the food.
"no wind chime" challenge was very exciting.
It lasted for 20 minutes.
Yalsore's attitude during that time was amazing.
When Muma-chan did it for the first time, she said in a low voice,
You're good at it, so you're doing it in a difficult way.
Thanks to Yalsore-san, she said in a low voice,
Why don't you do it this way?
It's a habit.
You're really good at it.
In the pack, it says you can eat one potato chip by opening it, so it doesn't say you can open it with this one.
Somehow, it's this one, in terms of entertainment.
That's just what you think.
No, no, it's not like that.
You're so delicate, Hiroyuki.
I feel like I've been beaten up or something.
Then, Yalsore-san will challenge a pressure mat that no one challenged in the opening!
If you cross the 1.3m pressure mat without ringing the bell, you pass!
But I'm a teacher's daughter, so I might be able to do it.
What?
I'm not a teacher.
You're like a wolf in sheep's clothing.
No, I'm not.
I'm a teacher's daughter.
Are you going to push that, teacher's daughter?
If you succeed with this, it's perfect.
Please.
That's cool.
Should I do it with my thighs?
Oh, that's good.
Are you ready?
Then, Yalsore-san, please!
He did it!
This week's "Japanese Horror" is out, too!
It's moving forward!
With a forward posture, his mouth is opening!
Three points!
Because I'm a parent-teacher.
But it's low.
Teacher girl, it's pretty low.
It's low.
What do you mean by low?
I can't show my face like this.
Oh, you don't have to show your face. As long as you succeed, it's okay.
You're not a rabbit anymore.
You're getting worse and worse.
Next, it's Friday, July 28th, presented by these members!
On this day, Kotake Seigikan, a full-time lawyer and comedian, will appear for the first time in the studio!
It's a day of free research from July 28th!
Everyone will present their research in a presentation form!
Next, Kotake-kun!
Please give your presentation, teacher!
Please come forward.
What Kotake Seigikan researched is...
Hello, I'm Kotake Seigikan, a full-time lawyer and comedian.
Nice to meet you.
Here is what I researched!
Illegal lyrics in famous songs.
There are many famous songs in the world.
But there are many songs with illegal lyrics in them.
For example, this one.
Famous song?
Famous song of "Skima Switch", "Zenryoku Shounen".
There are many songs with illegal lyrics in them.
I'm going to do a legal check at this place.
First of all, if you stumble and fall, you can't leave it.
If you stumble and fall, it's your own fault.
It's not illegal.
It's over for you?
Yes, it's not about whether you have it or not.
It's about whether you have it or not.
If you stumble and fall, you can't leave it.
Please be careful.
I've never heard of "loneliness theory".
Even if you don't have it, you can't leave it.
If you decide to stay here, you can't leave it.
This is a normal person's decision.
If you can't leave it, you can't leave it.
But the problem is this.
If you break what you've piled up, you'll lose it.
If you pick up what you've picked up, you'll lose it.
If you're naked, you'll be exposed.
If you write something you don't know about this story,
you'll have a lot of illegal content in your lyrics.
Yes, I'm a boy!
You can't leave it.
I didn't ask you if you were a boy.
I said I was a boy.
Can you check what's next?
Yes, I'm a boy!
Work only
You can't laugh.
You can't laugh when you work.
This is against labor law.
But think about it.
You're working.
You're an adult.
Please move on.
I want to check your DNA.
Yes, I'm a boy.
Work only.
This is of course an arrest.
It's also under arrest, so you're even more likely of rape.
But you're bleeding, so you're the victim of rape.
It's extremely serious.
It could happen.
I'm a boy!
Work only
It was fun, but...
It was really good.
At the end...
It was...
really good.
It was really fun.
It was awesome!
The song "Zenryoku Shounen" by Tsukima Switch
was performed by
Mr. Seigikan Otake.
But...
The surprise guest for today is...
Nice to meet you.
They are Kimatsu & Itch!
Did you watch the opening?
Yes, we did!
We also saw Yotake-san's story.
How was it?
We did a legal check.
You worked really hard for the song.
We worked really hard for it!
Even though we had a break at the end.
I was really happy that you took it in such a good way.
At the end...
You took it in such a good way.
Yotake-kun, of course, nice to meet you.
You're crazy!
You took it in such a good way.
Of course!
I'm sorry for adding Yotake.
But we also saw you on YouTube.
Oh, really?
How was it?
We laughed!
You laughed!
I'm glad!
Thank you so much!
After this...
Let's say goodbye to them.
Thank you!
Thank you, Itch-san!
This summer...
A brand new online show race will begin!
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Right here!
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Hand in hand in front of the ticket gate
The usual commotion and a new wind
I was supposed to see you off cheerfully
But I couldn't smile well when I was looking at you
I hope the seasons you meet as an adult
Don't overflow with sad songs
I wanted to tell you something in the end
I was looking for words to say goodbye
Suddenly, all of a sudden, the bell rang
I was in a hurry and let go of your hand and you left me
I held you in my arms in the middle of the night
I could see you closer than anyone else
Morning, light, tears, and your singing voice
You were shining and singing for me
These feelings I can't hold back, I'll carry them with my voice
I'll deliver them to your distant town
Even if it's a song like this
No matter where we are
We can stay connected
Good morning, everyone! Have a great day!
If you stumble and fall, you'll be left behind.
Even today, I continue to move forward while staggering in muddy water.
My world has become dirty.
I can't fix it.
This stained glory
I can't remove it.
Even if I'm tested, I know I'm here.
"It can't be helped," I muttered.
I smashed what I had piled up.
I washed away what I had taken with me.
With endless blood and sweat,
I washed away my dried brain.
I'm sure we were boys with all our might back then.
Who's going to open up the world?
If you forget how to play, you'll be left behind.
Now and then, I can't smile at work.
I'm sure there were many things shining in the rubble.
Before everything important is buried away,
I smashed what I had piled up.
With endless blood and sweat,
I washed away my dried heart.
I'm sure we were boys with all our might back then.
Who's going to open up the world?
I'm tired of looking for answers in the scenery.
With a new light, we'll soon cross over
to break down what we've piled up and taken away what we've acquired.
The ruins of dreams we've painted overlap with each other.
Without a shadow of doubt, we've always been boys with all our might.
I'm the one who's going to open up the world.
My vision is already full.
Once again, thank you for joining us.
Thank you for coming.
Once again, 20 years have passed since you two joined us.
Thank you for having us.
It's such a memorable year for us.
How did you like singing live at Rabbit?
It was a lot of fun.
You all cheered me up a lot.
I felt like I was doing a live show in the morning.
You aimed for the best live show.
Thank you.
It was a song that was protected by the boys.
That's right.
It was a song that was protected by the boys.
How did you like it, Motake san?
I don't know what I said.
Sensei, I'm tearing up.
Thank you for such a great song.
From now on, we will have an after-talk on Friday.
Thank you, foxes.
Thank you.
Thank you for joining us.
No problem.
Thank you for joining us, foxes.
Thank you.
This is what I heard from my grandmother.
You're talking nonsense!
Sensei, what is this transmission?
Transmission!
It's a transmission system.
What is it?
Business interference.
Business interference?
Business interference.
Are you doing it on purpose?
There were many actors who talked nonsense.
There were more?
It's only at dawn, really.
Do comedians appear in games?
Yes.
I heard it too.
Mr. Ohta.
Yes, Mr. Ohta, please.
Wait a minute.
A little story.
Mr. Ohta.
A little story.
Mr. Ohta, please.
Yes.
There is a building called Rokkakudo in my hometown.
There is a wooden desk like this and there are two photos there.
I saw it and came back.
There is a wooden desk like this and there are two photos there.
I saw it and came back.
When I came in, my friends who were upstairs closed the door.
I couldn't go home because I took a picture.
I looked at the wooden shelf and there was only one picture.
There should have been one for my grandparents, but there was only one.
I was in trouble and asked my friends to open the door.
My friends grabbed me by my legs and I was in trouble.
I was in trouble and asked my friends to open the door.
I saw a light coming from above and when I looked down, I was stepping on my grandmother's picture.
Are you serious?
I'm scared of it because it's established.
Is it your first experience?
I'm scared of it because it's established.
You're not in the building, are you?
I'm scared of it.
You idiot!
Are you still in the studio?
No, I'm not in the studio.
Destroy this machine!
Destroy it!
No, it's not like that.
You're amazing.
You're making a musical mistake.
You're amazing.
I'm glad you're calm and collected.
What was the correct answer?
The person in the studio was beaten up and said, "No, it's not that scary."
You did a good job, so I thought you did a good job.
I see.
What's the final answer?
It can't be.
If I'm going to defend myself in court, I'll use my mental and physical loss.
No responsibility at all.
It can't be.
I'm Lappi.
Come here, Soda-san.
Come here, Shiba-san.
Happy birthday!
It looked like a difficult challenge not to make a wind chime ring.
Lappi, you should try it, too.
All right!
Pancakes look delicious.
See you next week!
On January 31st, Monday and Thursday, Lappi and Soda- san will go on a summer vacation in Hokkaido.
Lappi and Soda-san will try canoeing for the first time in Japan.
It feels great.
I'm used to it.
When I start moving, I can't speak.
On the radio, it's Lappi and Soda-san's first appearance.