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"Ozora no Marumaru Made Sanjuu Byou Desu"!
This show is based on the phrase "Marumaru Made Sanjuu Byou Desu",
and is a super-short prank show where we play various pranks.
I see.
Yes.
It's like now.
The concept is to watch only the most interesting parts of the show for 30 seconds.
I see.
Well, young people now only watch the short parts.
Since we do it in short and short, we don't even need to talk about things like this.
Right.
Right, right, right.
This is a karaoke battle show with an "absolutely can't win" atmosphere,
and if we find out that we're going to win in 30 seconds until the song ends...
We won't make it if it's only 30 seconds.
It's like we're starting to show our original tension or something like that.
Right, we have no choice but to make a big mistake.
This time, we've prepared a fake show where professional singers and singing entertainers will battle in karaoke.
The first target is...
Ah...
I'm not good at this.
Kin-chan eats onions and tomatoes.
I've told you many, many times!
What did you get this job for?
Kin-chan-san is here.
If we don't win, there's no point in appearing in the show.
That's what you're trying to do.
That's what I'm trying to do, but even when you see this, you'll probably decide to talk about it on YouTube.
Ride on night, ride on night, ride on time
I feel like you're not taking it seriously.
Ride on night, ride on night, ride on time
It's a little out of sync in the karaoke room.
First of all, the score for Rina's song is...
96.768 points!
I see, if I sing lower, I'll be criticized.
I see.
I won't be praised.
Next up is Kouhan and Kin-chan-san.
What kind of reaction will Kin-chan show to Kampe?
Look at Rina-san's face!
She hasn't noticed my face yet.
She's really good. She has a good voice.
She's like a comedian, but she's really good.
Don't look at Rina.
Let's go home. Let's go home now.
Her voice is so small!
It's so small!
You can't do it, Kin-san!
She's starting to arrange it.
She's starting to sing in a crazy way.
Let's go home. Let's go home now.
Her score is...
93.824 points!
This is frustrating!
The next target is...
R-1 champion, comedian Shinichi.
When the horizon shines in the morning...
Shinichi is good at that.
He's good. He's good.
He's good at singing.
If Shinichi comes out of Kampe...
He'll be in the rock and roll world.
He's like a TV dog!
Even today, I can't get used to it.
Behind the noise and footsteps...
I'm screaming that I'm here.
On a morning when water lines shine bright,
your hope crumbles and falls.
As if it's flying in the wind,
your eyes whisper beautifully.
With a sad voice, you sing,
and hope disappears before you know it.
Because you will see it.
With a sad voice, you sing,
and hope disappears before you know it.
How many points did Shinichi get?
I don't care about his score.
93 points.
Knock-san got 2 points.
That means...
Shinichi won!
Yes!
Thank you!
I'm sorry.
Next target is...
Travis Japan's Genta Matsuda.
Don't do it to Johnny's.
All alone in the world,
I chose you.
If I'm with you,
no matter what happens in the future,
I'll always be happy.
It's the same.
There's no doubt about it.
He's so excited.
When he's out of breath, he's out of breath.
Everybody say!
He's waving his hands like "Everybody say!"
You're overdoing it.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Larry Lee!
Hey! Yo! Yo!
We are Travis Japan's...
What's the score?
94.452!
And the winner is...
Rina! Congratulations!
As expected of Rina's singing ability, I used it as a model and studied it.
Looking at Rina's face, I think I'll sing "mike" here.
The escape plan that is said to be caught somewhere.
30 seconds until getting 1 million yen while losing the timing of getting caught.
By the way, what did you say about "hunter"?
Did you say "hunter"?
If you say "hunter", it's over.
So, if you can escape from heaven for a week, you can get a fake plan that allows you to win 1 million yen.
What?
Wait, I'll tell you later.
The stage is in Chiba Prefecture, Sodegaura City, Tokyo, Germany, where you can enjoy vast landscapes.
The first target is...
Hinatazaka46, Hirao Honoka.
I wonder how she will react.
I want you to get caught somewhere.
I don't like this kind of thing.
I see.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
I want you to say, "Does it look like it?"
Finally, after drinking "yaochao", she recorded a fake program.
I found you!
What will Hirao do in the remaining 30 seconds?
It may be difficult for me to get caught on purpose.
What? There are only 5 minutes left.
This is bad, isn't it?
You have 30 seconds left.
But you're not here at all.
You're not here at all.
You don't have to be here.
I found you.
What's that?
I found you!
I don't know what you're talking about.
What?
I don't understand what you're trying to do.
Hirao-san?
Hirao-san!
What?
Hirao-san!
I didn't think you'd do it.
Hirao-san!
You ran away at the end.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
Hirao-san!
What are you going to broadcast?
The next target is...
Hello!
Minamikawa.
That's right.
The situation is...
The escape plan that you're told to be caught somewhere.
If you lose the timing of being caught and the tagger falls in 30 seconds until you win 1 million yen...
30 seconds until the end.
What?
Because...
It's a tagger!
You can't know unless you're that far away.
Run slowly. Slowly.
My legs are hurting! My legs are hurting!
He's going over there. He's going over there.
He's going over there.
Ow!
You're lying!
My legs are hurting!
At the same time.
Stop it!
It was too early for you to check the tagger's fall.
- I can't catch up with you, Tengo. - It's true!
- Oh, I'm dead! - Tengo!
Damn it!
This is funny!
Why did Hirao-san go to pick up Tengo?
- By the way, is it over? - Tengo.
- Is Tengo over? - Yes.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- What? It wasn't there? - Somehow...
When I was on set with Mamatart's Otsuru Hiban...
He said, "Hito-san, have you ever been out during a fight?"
I said, "Do you have any tips?"
I have to escape from Tengo this time.
If you're so fat, you can't talk.
And then it was over.
They had to challenge themselves without seeing anything.
Advertisement comment shooting of the movie.
30 seconds until the end.
But I've said this about a book I haven't read at all.
My soul was shaken.
- It's not good at all. - Not at all.
Their first target is...
An idol.
Hina TATAKA 46, Jiyoko SHOGENJI.
- Are you nervous? - A little.
I don't think I've done anything like this before.
- I've only been in the movie. - Wait a minute.
- Did I tell you my name is Hitomi? - What?
- Hitomi-san? - Hitomi-san?
- No, it's Chihiro-san. - What?
- I think I made a mistake.
- What? - What?
Because of their manager's mistake,
they were suddenly told about their role in a fictional movie they've never seen before.
- Excuse me. - Thank you for coming.
- Thank you for coming.
- Are you coming right now? - We've decided to do it individually.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
They went to the shooting site without making any noise.
And there...
Familiar with movie commentators, Tsukasa KOTOBUKI.
Familiar with movie commentators, movie-lover comedian, THE MOMMY HAYASHIDA is placed as a commentator.
Please give us 30 seconds for you to comment on the movie.
As you can see, the order of the comments is...
Can 16-year-old Sho Genji promote the movie?
Until the comment, 3, 2...
- The movie we're going to introduce is called "Hitomi-san". - He's a bad guy.
It's about Hitomi-san, an old lady who lives in an old man's home.
At first, it's quite a comical start.
It's interesting.
I was wondering if it was a comedy movie.
But it turned out to be a big sensation.
The second half is also full of suspense.
- What kind of person is Hitomi-san? - I'm so excited.
Talk more! Talk more!
I think you'll enjoy it if you watch it.
Please watch it at the theater.
Wow, it comes in order.
The movie we're going to introduce is called "Hitomi-san".
There are many points of interest.
I was surprised when Hitomi's grandmother was attacked by walking dead zombies.
Hitomi ran away.
After that, Hitomi went to the gym and ran away.
I want you to pay attention to how the script flies.
Three, two, one...
What should I do?
Go for it!
You can't say it? You're not going to lie?
The movie is called "Hitomi-san".
The beginning of "Hitomi-san" is funny.
The direction of the movie is changing little by little.
It's very interesting and I love it.
Please watch it.
Isn't it wonderful?
I feel like I'm hungry in the middle of the movie.
First of all, you're dirty.
The next target is...
What?
Kazuma!
Kazuma Shizuru.
Why do you drop your umbrella like that?
Have you seen "Shinjuku Swan"?
Yes.
You're busy.
I'm hungry.
Kazuma will advertise "kabuki-cho blues".
As you can see in their comments,
Kazuma, who has 20 years of acting experience, will overcome this pinch.
This time, I recommend "kabuki-cho blues".
You're talking too slowly and slowly.
A fierce battle scene.
I won't miss it.
From the viewer's point of view, I think it's not a battle scene.
Why do you say that?
I don't think it's a battle scene.
This is my personal opinion.
What do you think?
I'd like to talk about it in detail.
Please watch it in the movie.
I can't talk about it because I'm watching it.
The next target is...
Mr. Gaku, please come in.
"Dark Jessica", Gaku.
Mr. Gaku will advertise "kabuki-cho blues".
As you can see in their comments,
I'm coming in.
I'm about to cry.
kabuki-cho blues
I'm going to introduce "kabuki-cho blues" this time.
This movie is full of action.
I'm a big fan of Hiroki Kanada.
I can't take my eyes off of it until the end.
I can't say anything about it.
How interesting is this movie?
I can't say anything about it.
He's cheating.
It's a lie!
Your face is so dark.
I love this dark face.
It's like...
Your face is so dark!
You are terrible!
I've never seen your dark face!
He looks whiter than usual.
Battle with amateur.
30 seconds until the battle ends.
If it is revealed that it is too pitiful for the opponent...
The target will have a one-minute arm-raise battle.
In the last 30 seconds of the match,
the announcer's commentary tells us about the tragic circumstances of the opponent.
It's hard to lose, isn't it?
Do you get injured or something like that?
Do you get old wounds?
The first target is...
You guys are the first!
...Timon D. Maeda said.
I'd like to cheer for you guys a lot.
Now, the arm wrestling match for 1 million yen is about to begin!
Who is going to win?
The match has just begun!
Oh, Timon D. Maeda is in the lead!
It's impossible for me to lose like this!
He's already passed 10 times!
That's a pretty fast pace!
Look to the side, Maeda!
Even if it's just a normal variety show, look to the side!
Anyway, he wants to show his sportsmanship.
You're doing a good job!
You can do it, Timon!
You can do it!
He's saying "you can do it!"
- Time's up! - No, wait a minute!
- Time's up! - Hang in there!
Mr. Maeda wins third place!
Wow.
He's saying the exact opposite of what Mr. Takagi said.
The next target is...
- Mr. Tomo! - Mr. Tomo!
Tom Brown, Michio.
- He's a kind-hearted pervert, so... - Arm-wrestling match...
- Start! - How long does it last in the beginning?
- Now, the 60 seconds of fate... - But it's pretty amazing.
- Michio is flying... - Michio is flying...
- Michio's arm-wrestling, abs, and madness... - It's amazing that he can do that with that body.
- Michio is throwing up... - Hidemune is in a fight...
Hidemune doesn't seem like he has much stamina.
I think it's pretty tough.
- Hidemune has just passed the 60 seconds of fate... - No, this is a match ready.
- Michio is leading in this one. - Yeah...
Hidemune is currently leading, but...
- Next... - Next...
His father fell ill and his family's sushi restaurant closed down.
He wants to eat his favorite sushi again for many people.
- That's why he's participating in this one. - That's right.
- He wants to open a sushi restaurant for his father for one million yen. - That's right.
- He's participating with that kind of feeling. - That's right.
- Is it a sushi restaurant? - He's tired.
- His mother also came to support him in this confrontation. - Go for it!
- Time's up! - Time's up!
I lost for you.
- The next target is... - Thank you!
- The president of Japan, Ketsu. - Thank you!
- The president of Japan, Ketsu. - Is it okay for me to do it normally?
- Start! - I think I can win even if I do it normally.
- But it's unexpected. - The arm wrestling match has finally begun!
- As expected of a baseball experience! - That's amazing!
- He's experienced in baseball. - Ketsu's speed is fast!
Even for a 14-year-old like Hidemune-kun, his speed is merciless!
Overwhelmingly, Ketsu is in the lead!
- Ketsu-san, you need to pay attention. - Now, we don't know the direction of the match!
- On the contrary, I want you to pay attention. - Hidemune-kun is in the lead now, but...
- But Hidemune-kun, your mother collapsed this morning! - I'm getting tired.
- It means you were hospitalized for fever. - I can't say that.
- Somehow, with today's prize money... - I can't say that.
- I want you to pay for your hospitalization! - I can't say that.
- For your mother... - Ketsu-san! Ketsu-san! Ketsu-san!
- Hidemune-kun wants you to pay 1 million yen! - Ketsu-san!
- Your mother and Hidemune-kun... - It has nothing to do with it.
- As a 20-year-old... - I can't say that.
- Their situation is not related. - It has nothing to do with it.
- Somehow, for your mother... - I can't say that.
- Do your best, Hidemune-kun! - I can't say that.
- It's painful, but don't give up! - What? What is this?
- It ends here! - This is bad.
- You accelerated at the end.
- When you heard that...
- To be honest...
- I didn't know.
- I really didn't know.
- This guy is crazy.
- As soon as he entered the shower,
- 30 seconds until the water stops.
- The target is...
- Are you sleeping here?
- Mamataro and Otsuru Himan.
I don't think I'm being taken away like this.
I used to live with you.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm not laughing at you.
Don't do it! Don't do it with your head!
You can't do it! You can't drop it!
You can't do it with your head.
You have to do it with your body only.
I won't give up! I won't give up!
I won't give up at all! I won't give up at all!
I won't give up at all!
Stop it, Himan! The hot water!
Let's do it with our hands.
Using bubbles...
It's cold! It's cold!
And it's hard for a normal person to wash their hands.
Tommy is giving up.
He's giving up completely.
It's weird! It's weird!
It's all over the place.
Instead of taking a shower,
he's scooping it up with his hands from the shower.
He's really tired!
I mean,
it'd be nice if he could wash only his armpits and buttocks, right?
That's right. If you wash only that,
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Filming a magazine, training, and taking all the poses in 30 seconds until the end...
So, they called out their targets for a fake magazine shoot.
First up...
Oh, it's Guts.
Nice to meet you.
Yui Sakurai.
It's you, Sakurai.
Her representative song is on TikTok and has 700 million views.
She is also working as a model for idol group Fruits Zipper.
Sakurai, you're running out of time.
Can you handle this sudden pose?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay...
Here you go.
You have about 30 seconds.
There are various themes.
First of all, you say, "kyun desu, kyun desu," and we'll give you a lot of things.
You say, "please show me more confidence."
It'll work out somehow, I'm sure of it.
This itself is difficult.
But she's a professional.
She has to do it.
But she's...
She's such a good girl, isn't she?
She's doing it all.
The next target is...
Travis Japan's Kaito Nakamura.
Please do it like you're relaxed.
I'll give you about 30 seconds.
You're like a bear.
Next up is Tamori.
Please do it like you're relaxed.
I'm not relaxed.
I know it.
Please do it like you're relaxed.
I know it.
He looks like a child.
You know nothing!
You don't know what I'm relaxed about, do you?
You don't know it, do you?
You're probably a sushi hawker.
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