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Otsukare-no-maru-maru-made-sanzyuu-byou-desu!
This show is a short prank show where we use the phrase "maru-maru-made-sanzyuu-byou-desu"
to set up various pranks.
It's a show where you pay attention to the most interesting of those sanzyuu-byou.
This is my job, but this is my first comeback after two weeks of hiatus.
That's right.
It's been two weeks, but when I saw you, I felt like I had a blood clot.
You just barely showed up.
Immediately after he was given suspicious white powder,
the police asked him a job question.
30 seconds until the powder is discovered and sent to a library.
This must be a prank.
I want to make an excuse, but I don't know what it is.
Their first target is...
The kindest guy in the entertainment world, wild bomb Rossi.
The kindest human being.
After the fake meeting, the manager sets up a trap, but...
In fact, Rossi has only been a manager for two months.
Even if there is not much relationship, will he receive suspicious powder?
I have a little advice for you.
Oh, it's good, it's interesting. What is it?
If you don't do this kind of thing, you'll be suspicious.
I had it at home until now, but she comes over to my house from today.
If she sees this, it's a little bad, so Mr. Rossi...
What is this?
I'd like you to keep it.
No, no.
No, but what is this?
No, that's...
Is it bad?
Scary!
It's too scary like this.
It's okay, but what is this?
It's not very good.
Is it important?
It's important. It's like my treasure.
Do you want me to keep it?
Yes.
Do you want me to give it back?
Yes.
If you give it back, call me and I'll go and give it back right away.
I can't stand it.
I'm sorry.
Yes, please. I'm sorry.
It's scary.
Thank you very much.
Rossi is too kind.
In just one minute, he has kept the unknown suspicious powder.
How will he respond to his job question?
I'm very impatient when I'm asked a job question.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
I'm asking you a job question for someone who just came out of the studio.
Can you give me a little time?
Sure.
Can you check my luggage?
Check your luggage?
Yes.
Scary!
What?
Is it okay?
Yes.
Did you forget about the white powder, Mr. Rossi?
Yes.
Scary!
What is this?
I don't know what it is.
You don't have to lie.
A friend gave it to me.
There are two things I imagined.
One is that she didn't find it.
The sand of memories with her in the past.
For example, the sand of stars.
The other one is a family member.
For example, a father, a mother, an older brother.
For example, there is a possibility that it is a relic of the past.
I thought it was a pity that I said more than that.
That's why I'm carrying it with me.
It's not a mazakon, but it's okay.
It's not a mazakon with a relic.
Do you want to go with me?
Here is a story.
A story has been added.
Wait a minute.
He is confused and explains that it is a prank.
I'm scared.
Can I take it home?
The next target is...
It will be broadcast on October 17th.
Tom Brown and Michio.
This time, their partners Nunokawa will set up.
I'm scared of what Nunokawa has.
You drank it in the morning.
They drink it in the morning on October 10th.
Sometimes I go to Kanda.
I go to Kanda's house.
Hiroki, do you have this with you?
It's not real.
Kanda's way of losing weight is very real.
I don't know.
It's a beautiful thing, isn't it?
I don't know.
It was like that before.
No, no, that's too much.
I don't know.
I'm often eaten, aren't I?
Yes, you are.
Don't you bring me anything?
I'll bring you this, too.
You're often eaten, aren't you?
To be honest, I'm not.
Why are you confirming it?
What?
Is it true?
I don't know if it's true or not.
I'm sure it's you.
They doubted but believed in their partners and received suspicious powder.
They rushed out of the building.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Here's the thing.
Yes, yes.
I'm asking people who just came out of the studio to check their luggage.
I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry.
You can't say that.
I'd like you to check my luggage.
I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry.
Don't say that.
They're in a hurry and can't stop at all.
Something's wrong, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Then please check my luggage.
It's too fast.
He's trying to stop me.
I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry.
You've got something, haven't you?
He's trying to make the fake police officer do his job.
Let me check it.
You can check my luggage.
Don't lie to me, Mikio.
I have to check it.
Okay.
Oh, no. Is it in the cigarette?
Do you need a physical examination?
Yes, I'm fine.
It's coming from either side.
Oh, no.
Is the cigarette in it?
Huh?
Huh? It's not coming out.
Huh? Where did you hide it?
Huh? It's not in the cigarette.
Huh?
Is it a pig?
No, it's not!
Sudoku.
Huh? What? Where?
What is it?
This is the cigarette.
Huh?
Huh? It's not in the cigarette.
Huh?
It's different from before.
It's a strangely calm road.
Did it move somewhere?
Since we can't find any suspicious powder...
Huh? Where did you hide it?
We'll reveal it here.
Excuse me.
It's 30 seconds to 00 in Kirkwald.
Oh, thank goodness.
Where is the suspicious powder?
I'll throw it away, too.
Huh? How?
This is the decisive moment.
Wow.
You have something, don't you?
No, I don't.
You do, don't you?
No, I don't.
You do, don't you?
No, I don't.
Yes, you do, don't you?
No, I don't.
You don't look like you normally do, do you?
No, I don't.
He did it.
A little more secretly.
You don't do that, do you?
Hey!
Hey, you! It's too early for you to find it!
You are an experienced person, aren't you?
Watch your back.
That's real, too!
During the cooking show of the live broadcast, a large number of bleeding happened and it lasted for 30 seconds until the on-air ended.
It's real, isn't it?
It seems like it.
It's like dealing with sudden events.
That's right.
This time, a big-name entertainer Daisuke Shima prepared a fake plan for his first cooking show.
Here is the trick.
During the five minutes of the live broadcast, Shima hurriedly made carbonara.
In the remaining 30 seconds, he asked the assistant's target for parsley.
When the target opened his eyes, he opened the blood pack in his arm and showed a large amount of blood.
So, in the remaining 30 seconds until the on-air ended, what would you do if a guard asked you to hide your blood?
I don't have any.
So, I'm scared.
Who is it?
The first target was...
Hello, Shima.
R-1 champion gift-giving entertainer Shinichi.
It's my first live broadcast in five minutes.
I'll do my best. Please cooperate with me.
You're cute.
I'll do my best.
Thank you.
Hello, Shima.
Shima Shima.
A strange program.
Hello, I'm Shinston.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Let's get started.
I'll do my best today.
Thank you.
Let's get started.
Already?
Yes, let's get started.
Why are you in such a hurry?
Do you know how to cook?
Yes, I know how to cook.
What are you good at?
I can make curry.
You like cooking.
Yes, I like to add spices.
Let's get started.
You are an evil host.
Yes, I am.
You make curry in such a hurry.
Yes, I am.
You only have two minutes left.
You are in a bad mood.
He was in a hurry, but he spent a lot of time.
I thought it was a normal program.
Could you get some parsley?
Parsley, parsley, parsley.
I don't have parsley.
This is it.
This is parsley.
What are you talking about?
This is parsley.
Why?
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
I heard that you don't like it.
I'm sorry.
This is a live broadcast.
Are you okay?
I've never said that.
Let's get started.
You are too evil.
Let's get started.
Please put it here.
It's on the cutting board.
Please put it here.
It's on the cutting board.
It's okay.
You don't like carbonara, do you?
It's done.
Parsley.
You made it.
It's becoming carbonara.
I'm sorry.
Is it parsley?
It's amazing.
It's scary.
It's okay.
What is okay?
Are you okay?
Shouldn't you go to the hospital?
It's normal.
It's cold.
Isn't it scary that a scary person is bleeding?
The next target is...
M-one finalist, Mog Rider Tomoshige.
5 minutes of hand-made cooking!
Mog Rider Tomoshige!
Ketchup!
Don't make me stop, Shima!
Wow!
I thought you were going to say that!
Like before, while the live broadcast was going on for 5 minutes, they kept on cooking.
It's finally time for a lot of blood to come out.
There's parsley in there!
Even though you didn't even use a knife...
It's starting to taste good.
I'm telling you it hurts, Tomoshige.
Are you okay?!
Wait, Shima!
I'm sorry, but there's blood and bacon in there.
It's not about the food!
Hide the plate!
It's decided by blood!
It's not about that!
It's not about eggs!
It's about the blood!
It's starting to change.
This is bad!
I'm trying!
I don't have parsley...
We don't have much time.
I think Mog Rider is okay now.
I'm sorry.
It's not about 5 minutes!
By the way...
We don't have a 5 minute cooking show.
It says "hide your blood" but it says "hide your plate" and it means you have to protect the carbonara.
I don't know what it means.
Carbonara...
It's a mission you'll never get in your life.
The last target is...
Sorry, I'm Sakai. Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
"King of Conte" runner up, "the mommy", Sakai.
Ouch! Shut up!
I'm sorry!
Sakai is nervous even before the prank.
How will he deal with the bloodshed?
Parsley! Parsley!
I think he'll do something about it.
Ouch!
He's kind.
Are you okay?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
What?
Are you okay?
I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
Are you okay?
Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.
Maybe. Maybe.
Let's go. It's only 5 o'clock.
He's wearing his own shirt.
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Let's put it in a plate.
He's a manly man.
He's a manly chef.
He's wild.
Please put it in a plate.
Stop it!
It's like "Rambo".
Calm down. Calm down.
You're the only one who can eat this egg.
"Healthy Pasta" is ready!
It's ready!
Let's eat!
I'm excited.
Excited?
It's a prank.
A prank?!
I don't like this prank!
I don't like it!
I really don't like it!
I can't stop it!
I think it's awful!
The next plan is...
Visiting a factory while filming...
Being trapped in a huge freezer...
In a world with -10 degrees Celsius...
Waiting for help for 30 minutes...
It's about -10 degrees in winter in Hokkaido.
I think it's pretty tough.
I might cry.
You might cry?
I might cry.
So...
We've prepared a fake special edition to visit a factory.
And...
Our target for today is...
He's from Shochiku Entertainment!
The man who will take Shochiku Entertainment to hell...
It's Minamikawa!
Minamikawa!
The funny comedian Minamikawa who's on his break...
And our target...
These five people who have been eating beans and snacks for more than 40 years...
Including Hinatazaka46...
Visiting a factory where they store frozen eels from Shizuoka Prefecture...
A fake location tour!
This is a good prank!
It's like a commercial, right?
Yeah!
Like in a movie?
Wow, his forehead is working hard!
After enjoying the eels...
They arrive at the huge freezer!
Let's go inside!
Let's...
Go!
By the way, under their costumes...
They're wearing heaters and warm underwears...
To prevent completely freezing.
If it's really cold, it's cold.
I see.
If they're trapped in a huge freezer during filming...
What will happen to Minamikawa?
Wow!
It's so cool!
Let's go into the huge freezer!
Wow! It's so cool!
It's so cold!
My breath is white!
It's so cold!
It's colder than I thought!
It's so cold!
It's like this!
It's so cold!
Along with the warning buzzer, they lock the door.
Excuse me!
Won't it open?
No way!
Seriously?
What are you doing?
Seriously?
Are you okay?
It's so cold!
Isn't it dangerous?
I'm so scared!
You're scared, aren't you?
I'm so scared!
It's scary!
It's scary for sure!
Are you okay?
Excuse me!
Due to mechanical problems, the emergency lock is locked.
In this state, we have to call for rescue.
Excuse me!
In about 30 minutes...
30 minutes?
We'll arrive in about 30 minutes.
Until then...
It's a little cold, but please bear with it.
There's a minus temperature inside, so please don't sleep.
We'll arrive in about 30 minutes.
What kind of trouble is this?
In that case...
While touring around the factory...
We're trapped in a giant freezer.
In a minus temperature world...
Until help arrives...
30 minutes...
Prank start!
If Ilao-chan and Shougenji-chan...
Won't it open?
Even if you're a mechanical engineer, it's scary, isn't it?
That's right.
Security...
Didn't you say "rescuer"?
"Rescuer"?
What do you mean?
Won't it open?
I don't know...
It won't light up.
It's impossible.
It's cold!
What is this light?
What is this?
It's white!
It's white.
It's cold.
It's really cold.
It's cold when you walk.
There is a thermometer.
What is it?
There is a thermometer.
It's -10 degrees Celsius now.
- 10 degrees Celsius?
It's cold.
80%.
It's hot.
Oxygen concentration.
What?
Oxygen concentration?
It's cold.
Oxygen concentration?
Does oxygen decrease?
It's like a sealed space.
I see.
It's -10 degrees Celsius, so it's white.
Oxygen concentration decreases.
It's scary.
I have a headache.
It's cold.
- It's cold. - It's the coldest day of my life.
It's cold. It's really cold.
- It's cold. - It's cold.
It's only been two minutes and it's already cold.
It's not good.
The first trick is...
They find fireproof equipment, but one is not enough.
What will they do if they can't do anything?
- It's coming. - Ouch!
- It fell down. - There's something in it.
I think there's something in it.
Is it in?
Oh!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Amazing! - Wow!
- Isn't it really fireproof? - It's fireproof, isn't it?
- Wow! - They're starting to call the coat "fireproof".
- It's really fireproof. - It's really fireproof.
- They cut it in the first place. - Wow!
- It's true. - There are two girls.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute, Yuga!
Wait a minute! One is not enough!
- What? - Wait a minute!
- Wait a minute, Yuga! - Wait a minute!
- My article... - One is not enough...
Minamikawa noticed it first.
You know me, don't you?
- No, I don't know you. - No, I don't know you.
- I really don't know you. - No, I don't know you.
It's cold. It's cold. It's cold.
- It's cold and fireproof. - It was really helpful.
- In theory, it's correct. - It's cold and fireproof.
- It's really hot.
- It's hot.
- I'm sorry. The leader said it. - No, it's okay.
- The leader said it. - No, it's okay.
- I said it. - Is it cold?
- It's cold, isn't it? - Make me a hat.
- Make me a hat with this!
But you'd better have one.
Rather than not having one...
- Rather than not having one... - Make me a hat with this!
Let me have it! Let me have it! Let me have it, Makiyo!
If you wear it like a spare band...
- My head is cold. - My head is really cold.
- My head is cold. - In Russia,
if you freeze your head like this, your brain freezes.
- You've reached the system. - Are you nervous now?
- Maybe... - In Russia,
if you freeze your head like this, your brain freezes.
- You can't say anything. - Let's change in order.
But it's complicated to change like this every time.
But if you reach the limit...
- It's okay, right? - What's okay?
What's okay?
- I'm scared. - No, it's okay.
- Let me use that energy. - Wow, you're losing oxygen.
- My oxygen level is dropping a lot. - Your oxygen level?
Yes, well...
Mr. Idahoi is moving a lot.
That's why you're losing oxygen.
- Mr. Idahoi. - Yes?
- You shouldn't exercise all of a sudden. - Why?
- Your oxygen level is dropping. - Why?
- No... - Is it because I'm using oxygen?
No, it's not like that. It's because of everyone.
Mr. Idahoi is moving, and everyone is moving.
- Everyone is moving. - I have a really scary image.
It's creepy.
Also...
Wow! There's a match!
- What? - There's a match!
- A match?! - Yes, there is!
Can they find even one match?
- I don't think so... - Ah!
(Laughing)
As the sun goes down and Shogenji breaks down,
Minami Tower is starting to show signs of irritation.
- It was fun! - Yeah, it was.
- What are you doing with that? - Scary!
What are you doing with that?
(Laughing)
Can you do it just for me?
(Laughing)
- You're the ones who got the vote! - Yeah.
- You guys have those jumpers, right? - We do, but...
- We don't, do we? - Can you do it just for me?
Isn't it too much?
- It's starting to burn. - It's burning.
Will it warm you up?
(Laughing)
- I have this, so... - What's that?
- It's like you're taking a bath. - Give me that!
- This one? - I'm glad you do.
I don't know what to do in times like this.
He's a famous homeless person in his hometown.
Why don't you all bring it?
Why do you only bring your own?
I'm the only one who doesn't have a jumber.
Be quiet, please.
You're so kind.
Thank you very much.
Let's spend it ourselves.
Jumber is jumber.
Let's spend it in a cardboard box.
It's cold.
I'm scared, too.
My nose is running.
It's cold.
I want to get warm.
It's cold.
There must be something.
I think there is.
It's tough.
We have to find something.
There are a lot of molds.
Hurry up!
Oh, I said too much.
He is always calm and passionate.
What is it?
Are you kidding me?
What is it?
It's food.
There is only one cup noodle.
Is there such a thing in the freezer?
It's fun.
There is no water.
It's warm, but there is nothing.
Kettle.
What?
It's too hot.
It's good.
Isn't it good?
It's good.
Look.
There is no water.
Oh, no.
You will die before you die.
I was going to drink water from a make-up artist.
Do you have it?
I think I do.
I do.
Oh,
it's just a little.
What is it?
There is something.
If you turn on the power...
Really?
There is a power supply, right?
Then it will be warmed up.
Of course, there is a power supply where you can see it.
What kind of reaction will a man who spends his -10℃ world in summer clothes show to one cup noodle?
It's only three minutes.
It's hot.
I think I will drink it again.
It's hot.
Let's turn it and warm it up until it's three minutes.
I see.
Let's make it like a circuit.
The water is warm.
I think I can do it with this.
Can you grab it?
What?
Can you grab it because it's cold?
First of all, you had water, so you have the right to eat it.
You have the right to eat it the most.
Then I will drink it first.
Not at all.
Then I will drink it first.
It's warm.
It's hot.
It's warm.
It's a waste to blow on it.
Yes.
You have to eat it quickly.
One minute.
I'm scared of peeping.
It's hot.
It's like zero shading.
It's delicious, isn't it?
I took it out of the gap in the cardboard box and ate it.
You don't have to blame me.
I'm having a lot of fun.
What is it? Wait a minute.
I'm talking about what you ate after the idol ate it.
I don't recognize you as an idol. I'm sorry.
I don't recognize you as an idol.
I don't care about it. I just want hot water.
He's saying a lot of things.
He finds another exit-like place.
In the end, he amplifies his irritation with a trick that doesn't open.
What did you do in the first place?
There are seven minutes left until rescue.
The last trick is that Edamame Tsumami drinks alcohol on his way to the island and falls into a deep sleep in a world of chaos.
What did you do?
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
It warms me up.
Are you enjoying it?
Don't you have anything to drink?
I don't want to live without this.
I drink it when I need it.
You seem to drink a lot.
Edamame might be the scariest person to pick up alcohol from.
I'm really going to sleep.
You told me not to sleep.
You should be quiet.
- Mr. Edamame. - Mr. Makiyo, you should wake him up.
- Wake him up yourself. - Mr. Edamame.
This is bad. You shouldn't sleep.
No, you really shouldn't.
Your oxygen levels are dropping.
If you didn't need a jumper...
That's not what I meant!
That's the only thing you're looking at.
Mr. Edamame, you shouldn't sleep.
- You have a lot of jumpers left. - What's wrong with you?
You're fast.
Until you die.
Mr. Edamame, wake up!
Wake up.
- Wake up. - Wake up, wake up.
- I can't move. - You're choking!
- You're cold, right?
- That's possible. - You're cold, right?
- What? - What?
- No way!
- I can't believe it. - That's impossible.
- This is bad. - I'm sorry.
- Are you serious? - This is bad.
- This is bad.
This is bad.
- You should've been there. - What?
- What?
- I'm cold. - Why?
I'm dirty and I'm fast.
I'm cold.
- It's too cold. - I can't go any more.
I'm cold.
- It's cold. - It's cold.
I can't believe it.
- It's cold. - I can't stand it anymore.
- I can't stand it. - It's cold.
Why me?
- Take it from that woman. - I can still walk.
- I can still walk.
Why me? I'm not dying.
- I'm really cold. - It's scary.
- It's really scary. - I'm exhausted.
You can do it!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
The oxygen level is dropping!
It's 40% now.
30 minutes have passed.
Let's reveal the secret.
I'm scared!
I'm fine! I'm fine! Everyone's dead!
Everyone's dead!
That cute?
What? What? Where is it?
It's on the second floor.
Second floor?
There it is!
It's like...
30 seconds!
She's looking at me.
Wow!
That was a second!
It's too short!
I hate Ozard's stuff like that.
After this, Travis Japan's "Sakurazaka 46" will appear!
Karaoke Lyrics Assessment Quiz with an "absolutely you can't win" atmosphere.
Even though they're super famous lyrics,
if the person who wrote "absolutely you can't win" answers in 30 seconds...
This time too, the person behind the camera, Max Rina and Gachinko will attempt the lyrics assessment quiz.
Their first target is...
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Travis Japan's Kaito Matsukura.
Matsukura-kun.
To him, who is actually the most worried member,
Rina will show his "absolutely you can't win" atmosphere.
When did you become so good at it?
Hey!
Do you know the song we're singing today?
I told you at the beginning, didn't I?
If you don't know what song we're singing, you won't have any energy.
Not at all.
Hey, you know...
There's someone wearing the director's glasses, right?
Go and call him.
Okay.
Can you hear me?
It's white!
What are you going to do when you get better at this?
Rina's performance starts when she's exhausted.
She's watching it right in front of her.
Matsukura-san, how do you feel?
I'm really nervous.
I'm really nervous, but I've been carrying Travis Japan on my back,
so I hope I can do everything I can.
Can you carry Max on your back, too?
Of course! Of course!
I'm not just talking about you!
First, Rina will try to guess the lyrics of "Cherry" by Yui.
And so...
This is bad.
The correct answer is...
I fell in love (koishitanda)
Until now, she's been acting cute.
She looks like she got it wrong.
Matsukura-san, please.
She definitely wanted "Don't make a mistake (machigaenaide) ".
She's looking behind her.
This is the worst.
This is really the worst.
Will Matsukura-san get it wrong and react to Kanpei?
Maybe "Don't make a mistake (machigaenai de)" is also "Don't make a mistake (machigaenai de) "?
It's not like it's justice.
Is it wrong now?
It's wrong.
It's definitely wrong.
Where is it wrong?
It's not hidden anymore.
Matsukura-san is the best.
She looks like she got it wrong.
She's trying to get the melody wrong, too.
That's not possible!
There's no way she got it wrong!
That's not possible!
Samba, me.
Samba festival, hey Washington!
Here's a spoiler.
It's a prank.
A prank?
Ta-da!
Are you serious?!
I was so scared!
I didn't know this could happen.
I've never seen anything like it.
The next target is...
Sakurazaka46, Oozono Rei.
I don't want to be on this show anymore.
I'm sorry.
I want to go home right now.
First, Rina tries.
No! No! No!
I really don't want to!
There's no way she got it wrong.
That's not possible!
She was singing "Honey Glass" because she wanted to say it.
Can you do it one more time?
Too much pressure from Rina.
She wants her to do it right away.
She's sitting down.
It's scary.
Thank you.
What will Oozono do if she gets it wrong?
She looks like she's sitting down.
There's a chance she got it wrong.
Maybe it wasn't me.
We didn't have time for each other.
She was singing "Honey Glass" because she wanted to say it.
I'm sorry.
I'm closing my eyes a little.
It's definitely the wrong place.
It looks like you're struggling a lot.
Is this Rina-san's song in it?
Is it okay to say it's wrong?
Can you make local friends laugh if you make a mistake here?
Is it okay to lie?
That's not it.
It's really difficult.
That's not it.
Here's a spoiler.
It's a prank.
Is it all?
I've never been in a world like this before.
This is the first time in the entertainment world.
Otake will try "jungle pocket" today.
Even from the beginning.
You're shaking it carefully.
I see.
It's a strategy you haven't sung from here.
Why are you singing the lyrics?
Someday, you'll wake up from a long and cold night.
Someday, you'll be happy and quiet.
No matter what happens, you'll be able to overcome it.
You'll be able to meet your relatives.
What?!
- We went all the way to Boke. - What did you say?
Let's be relatives.
The correct answer is...
- family. - Family?!
- No way! - No way!
I'm serious! I'm serious!
No way!
- Isn't this unfair? Misleading... - No, it's not like that.
It's nothing.
- So you made a mistake on purpose, right? - Yes.
Right?!
Then what should you have done?
I thought you were like that, so...
You're in a bad mood and you're really stupid.
- Thank you for today. - Thank you for today.
- From now on? - Yes, from now on.
- Then, here. - Thank you for today.
Thank you for today.
- Thank you for today. - Thank you for today.
Thank you for today.
Tver is currently streaming on Ubex.