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"Ozora no Marumaru Made Sanjuu Byou Desu"!
This show is based on the phrase "Marumaru Made Sanjuu Byou Desu",
and is a super-short prank show where we play various pranks.
I see.
Yes.
It's like now.
The concept is to watch only the most interesting parts of the show for 30 seconds.
I see.
Well, young people now only watch the short parts.
Since we do it in short and short, we don't even need to talk about things like this.
That's right.
It's a show where you have to win or you won't win,
and if we find out that we're going to win in 30 seconds until the end of the song...
We won't make it in 30 seconds.
It's like we're starting to show our original energy.
That's right. We have no choice but to make a big mistake.
Yes.
This time, we've prepared a fake show where professional singers and singers and celebrities will compete in karaoke.
The first target is...
Ah, I'm nervous.
Kin-chan eats onions and tomatoes.
I've told you many times!
What did you get this job for?
Kin-chan is here.
If we don't win, there's no point in appearing on the show.
That's also part of the show.
That's also part of the show, but even when Kin- chan sees this, she'll probably decide to talk about it on YouTube.
Ride on night, ride on night, ride on time
I feel like you're not taking it seriously.
The karaoke room is a little off.
First of all, the score for Rina's song is...
96.768 points!
I see, this one is low.
I see, this one isn't shown.
Next, we'll have Kin-chan sing the second half of the song.
What kind of reaction will Kin-chan show to the judge?
Look at Rina-san's face!
She hasn't noticed my face yet.
She's really good. She has a good voice.
She's like a comedian, but she's really good.
Don't look at Rina.
Let's go home. Let's go home now.
Her voice is so small!
It's so small!
You can't do it, Kin-san!
She's starting to arrange it.
She's starting to sing in a crazy way.
Let's go home. Let's go home now.
She's singing in a crazy way!
The score is...
93.824 points!
This is frustrating!
The next target is...
The champion of R-1, comedian Shin-ichi.
Shin-chi is good at singing.
He's good.
He's good at singing.
If Shin-chi is on that show, he'll be on the show as well.
He's like a dog on TV.
Oh, there it is.
The lyrics are wrong.
It sounds like it's not coming out of my mouth.
He said "hope".
It can't be.
It doesn't collapse like that.
He's so patient.
Hopefully you'll see it.
What kind of lyrics is this?
Hopefully you'll see it.
So, what's your score, Shinichi?
I don't care about your score.
93 points.
Knock out.
2 points.
That means...
Shinichi wins!
Yes!
Congratulations!
I'm sorry.
The next target is...
Travis Japan, Genta Matsuda.
Don't do it to Johnny's.
You're lying.
He came all the way from Shimura.
There's no doubt about it.
He's got a lot of energy.
When he's out of breath, he's out of breath.
Everybody say!
He's singing "Everybody say!" with his hands down.
You're doing it too much.
So, what's the score?
94.452 points!
So, the winner is Rina! Congratulations!
As expected of Rina's singing ability, I used it as an example and studied it.
Looking at Rina's face, I think I'll sing "mike" here.
A running plan that is said to be caught somewhere.
30 seconds until winning 1 million yen while losing the timing of being caught.
By the way, what did you say about "hunter"?
Did you say "hunter"?
If you say "hunter", it's over.
So, if you can escape from heaven for a week, you can win a fake plan that allows you to win 1 million yen.
Huh?
Wait, I'll tell you later.
The stage is the Tokyo German Village in Sodegaura City, Chiba Prefecture, where you can enjoy vast landscapes.
The first target is...
Hinatazaka46, Hirao Honoka.
What kind of reaction will she get?
I'd like you to be caught somewhere.
I don't like it when you say that.
I see.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
I'd like you to say, "Does it look like it?"
Finally, after drinking "yaochao", she recorded a fake program.
I found you!
What will Hirao do in the remaining 30 seconds?
It may be difficult for me to catch you on purpose.
Huh? There are only 5 minutes left.
This is bad, isn't it?
You have 30 seconds left.
But you're not here at all.
You're not here at all.
You don't have to be here.
Oh, I found you.
Tengu!
What's that?
Huh?
Tengu!
I don't know what you're saying.
What?
I don't understand what you're trying to do.
Hirao-san?
Hirao-san!
What?
Hirao-san!
I don't think you should do it.
Hirao-san!
You escaped at the end.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
Hirao-san!
How are you going to broadcast this?
The next target is...
Hello!
Minamikawa.
That's right.
The situation is...
The escape plan that you're told to be caught somewhere.
If you lose the timing of being caught and Tengu chases you for 30 seconds until you get 1 million yen...
30 seconds until the end.
What?
Because...
Tengu!
You can't know unless you're that far away.
Run slowly. Slowly.
My legs are hurting. My legs are hurting!
He's going over there. He's going over there.
You can't catch me!
Ouch!
You're lying!
My legs are hurting!
At the same time.
Stop it!
It was too early for you to check if Tengu would fall.
- I can't catch up with you, Tengu. - It's true!
- Oh, I'm dead! - Tengu!
Damn it!
This is funny!
Hirao-san, why did you go to pick up Tengu?
- By the way, is it over? - Tengu.
- Tengu, is it over? - Yes.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- What? It wasn't there? - Well...
When I was on set with Mamatart's Otsuru Hiban...
Hito-san, have you ever been in a fight?
Do you have any tips?
I had to run away from Tengu.
What?
If I was that fat, I wouldn't be able to talk.
So I just disappeared.
They decided to challenge themselves without seeing anything.
Advertisement and comment shooting of the movie.
30 seconds until the end.
Well, I've said the impression of a book I haven't read at all.
My soul has been shaken up.
You can't say anything.
The first target is...
An idol.
Hina Tataka, 46 years old.
Are you nervous?
I don't think I've done anything like this before.
- You've just been introduced. - Maybe.
Wait a minute.
- Did I tell you my name? - What?
- Hitomi-san? - Hitomi-san?
- No, it's Chihiro-san. - What?
- Maybe I made a mistake. - What?
Because of the manager's mistake, she was suddenly told about her role in a fictional movie she'd never seen before.
- I'm Chihiro-san. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- You came right away. - I'm Chihiro-san.
I'm in charge of this movie.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
They head to the set of "The Mummy".
And there...
Movie commentators Tsukasa Kotobuki and movie lover entertainer Hayashida "the mummy" are placed.
Everyone, please comment on the movie in 30 seconds.
As you can see, the order of comments is...
Will 16-year-old Sho Genji be able to promote it?
3, 2...
The movie we're going to introduce is "Hitomi- san".
- He's a bad guy. - It's about Hitomi-san, an old lady who lives with her husband.
At first, it's quite a comical start.
I was wondering if it was a comedy movie.
But it turned out to be a big surprise.
And there was a lot of suspense in the second half.
- What kind of person is Hitomi-san? - I'm so excited.
Talk more! Talk more!
I hope you can enjoy it while watching it.
Please watch it at the theater.
The movie we're going to introduce is "Hitomi- san".
There are many points of interest.
I was surprised when Hitomi-obaasan was attacked by walking dead zombies.
After that, Hitomi-san ran away.
Hitomi-san, you can't continue like this. You have to go to the gym.
I want you to pay attention to the way Hitomi- obaasan jumps.
What should I say?
Let's start.
Three, two...
What should I say?
Hitomi-san, you can do it!
Can you say it?
The movie "Hitomi-san" is about the first job.
I thought it would be a comical movie.
However, the direction of the movie is changing little by little.
It's very interesting and I like it very much.
Please watch it.
It's wonderful.
I felt hungry in the middle of the movie.
Did you say "Hitomi-san, you can't continue like this"?
The next target is...
What?
Kazuma-san!
Kazuma Shizuru.
Why do you shake your shoulders like that?
Did you watch "Shinjuku Swan"?
Yes.
You look strange.
Kazuma will advertise "kabuki-cho blues".
As you can see in their comments,
Kazuma, who has 20 years of acting experience, will overcome this pinch.
This time, I recommend "kabuki-cho blues".
Nuremeku, speak slowly!
What a dramatic battle scene!
I can't miss it!
Viewers may say, "Isn't it a battle scene?"
Why do you say it like that?
I don't think it's a battle scene.
This is my personal opinion.
What do you think of it?
I'd like to talk about it.
Please watch it at the movie theater.
You can't talk about it because you're watching it!
The next target is...
Raku, please advertise "kabuki-cho blues".
As you can see in their comments,
Raku, please advertise "kabuki-cho blues".
I'm about to cry!
I'd like to introduce you to "kabuki-cho blues".
It's an action-packed and fun movie.
I'm a big fan of Hiroki Sanada.
I can't take my eyes off of it until the end.
I can't say anything about it.
How interesting is it?
I can't say anything about it!
It's a lie!
You're terrible!
It's a lie!
He looked whiter than usual.
After 30 seconds of match planning and match ending, if it becomes clear that the opponent is too pitiful for the match...
The opponent will have one minute of arm-wrestling match.
At the last 30 seconds of match, the announcer will broadcast and announce the tragic situation of the opponent.
It's hard to lose, isn't it?
Do you get injured or something like that?
Do you get old scars or something like that?
The first target is...
You guys are the first.
TIMONDI MAEDA YUTA.
I want to cheer you up.
The arm-wrestling match for 1 million yen is about to begin.
Who will win?
The match has just begun.
TIMONDI MAEDA is running.
It's impossible for me to lose.
He has already passed the 10th floor.
This is a very fast pace.
Look sideways, MAEDA.
Even if it's a normal variety show, look sideways a little.
He wants to show his sportsmanship.
His family was forced to pay off his father's debt and the match was canceled today.
He is a man who cannot be seen.
In order to rent a house in Sui-kun...
The price of 1 million yen is too high for him.
His mother and sister are running.
YUYU is also running.
His mother is also running.
He is doing his best.
He is chasing him.
He is doing his best.
The match is over.
MAEDA won.
He is saying the opposite of TAKAGI.
The next target is...
Good morning.
TOM BROWN and MICHIO.
MICHIO is a kind pervert.
The match has begun.
The 60-second match has begun.
MICHIO is running.
MICHIO is doing push-ups and push-ups.
However, it is more amazing that HIDEMUNE is running in a straight line.
HIDEMUNE doesn't seem to have that much physical strength in the first place.
HIDEMUNE is running in a straight line.
Time's up!
I lost.
The next target is...
The president of Japan, KETSU.
Start!
The arm wrestling match has finally begun!
As expected of a baseball player!
KETSU's speed is fast!
HIDEMUNE is 14 years old.
But KETSU's speed is fast!
KETSU's speed is fast!
HIDEMUNE doesn't know what to do.
HIDEMUNE's mother collapsed this morning.
HIDEMUNE wants to redeem the hospital fee with today's prize.
To be honest, I don't know.
- He doesn't know. - I really don't know.
- He doesn't know. - He doesn't know.
30 seconds until the water stops when he enters the shower.
The target is...
Are you sleeping here?
MAMATARU and OTSURUHIMAN.
I don't think I'm being taken away like this.
I used to live with you.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm not laughing at you.
Don't do it! Don't do it with your head!
No, no! I won't drop it!
Don't do it with your head.
Don't do it with only your body.
I won't give up! I won't give up!
I won't give up at all! I won't give up at all!
The hot water will stop now.
I'll use only my hands.
I'll use the foam.
It's hard for an ordinary person to wash.
I'm giving up. I'm giving up completely.
He's using his hands instead of taking a shower.
I'm really tired.
I should wash only my armpits and buttocks, right?
Yes, you should wash only those parts.
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If you have to shoot a magazine, train, and do all the poses you have prepared in 30 seconds until the end of the magazine shooting...
So, we called out the target for the fake magazine shooting.
First of all...
Oh, it's Guts.
Nice to meet you.
Yui Sakurai.
It's Sakurai.
Her representative song is on Tik Tok and has over 700 million views.
She is also active as a model for idol group Fruits Zipper.
Can Sakurai deal with the sudden pose without having much time?
All right, all right.
I'll do it.
I'll give you about 30 seconds.
I have a few themes.
First of all, "kyun", "kyun" like this.
"Handsome", "Handsome", "Handsome"...
I'm sure she can do it.
She can do it.
This is hard.
She is a professional.
She has to do it.
But she is...
She is a good girl.
She is doing everything.
She didn't do anything.
The next target is...
Travis Japan's Kaito Nakamura.
Please do it like you are relaxed.
You can do it in about 30 seconds.
She is like a bear.
Next, please do it like you are a tamori.
Next, please do it like you are relaxed.
You shouldn't say "pose".
Next, please do it like you are relaxed.
You are doing it like you are relaxed.
I don't know how to do it.
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