AISubs v3.5
It doesn't look like you at all.
Since you're a special singer, why don't you say hello?
Ah, yes. Nice to meet you.
Yukori, do you like this one better?
Yes.
What are you doing?
Nice to meet you. Yukori, do you like this one better?
Yukori, do you like this one better?
Yes, I do.
By the way, he's a man.
Yes, he's a man.
Sorry for the joke.
We'd like to show you a special Asian song.
Please look forward to it.
Nice to meet you.
This week's song is...
It's an opening song.
It's me.
The song is sponsored by...
Now, let me introduce our guest.
It's her first appearance.
It's Yuko Ogura.
Nice to meet you.
Yes, nice to meet you.
What does "nyan" mean?
Is that Yuko Ogura's word?
Ah, I'm wearing cat ears today, so I'm a cat.
Nice to meet you.
It's me.
Well, it's getting late now.
Anyway, since you're here for the first time...
Oh, a domino!
Yes, it's boring, but...
There are times when you really give me something boring.
While saying "something boring"...
I'll make you a nice bath.
Oh! What is it?
It's a set of bath bombs.
Oh! Oh!
Isn't this nice?
Can I go in with you thinking it's a bath bomb?
Yes!
It looks like a ball.
That's...
A bath bomb.
It's a bath bomb.
When you crack it...
It goes "shwaaah".
Oh, really?
Yes.
Wait, I'll put it in the bath.
Oh!
It'll melt, so it's okay.
Oh, really?
It'll melt well.
Thank you, Rinko!
Nyan-nyan!
Can you...
Open this for me?
Oh!
What is it?
Yuko Rinko...
Oh! How cute, Rinko!
Yes!
No! No! No!
No!
No! No! No!
Shh! Shh!
Ouch!
It hurts, Eric!
I'll cast a spell on your hand!
Hey, can you cast a spell for that pain to go away?
Ah! Boing, boing, boing, boing!
Boing!
It's gone away! It's gone away!
What should I do?
Are you going to sleep with me?
But if you have this at your boyfriend's house...
Wouldn't you be scared?
But I like that gap.
Gap?
Even though you're a man!
If you link it like this...
Okay...
For example, this is...
Yes.
It's next to this bed.
Yes.
Then, while saying "shall we sleep, boing, boing?",
while saying "goodnight, boing!",
close your eyes and say "come on!"
Boing!
Come on!
Hmm...
It's not bad!
Ah! Is that so? The gap!
Yes!
Taka-ringo...
Tama-ringo!
Boing, boing, boing!
Ah!
Boing, boing, boing!
Ah!
It's not good!
What are you doing?!
Taka-ringo!
Come on!
Taka-ringo!
Do a serious Ringo!
Boing, boing!
You're crying, Ringo!
Aren't you going to do it anymore, Taka-ringo?
Taka-ringo, aren't you going to do it?
Boing!
Taka-chan, Taka-chan, where are you?
I'm here! I'm here! I'm right here!
I'm here!
Taka-ringo!
You're kind of wet!
Yes, I'm a little sick.
Well, in that case...
Ogawa...
It's not Ogawa-ringo!
It's Ogura-yuko-ringo, right?
Yes!
I'd like to give you a profile!
Yes!
Well then, let's begin!
First of all, you were born in 1983 and you're 21 years old.
Did you start playing the piano in Shibuya?
Yes, that's right. When I was in high school.
My favorite apple is...
...an animal costume apple!
Yes, I love it!
I like bears and rabbits and animals.
My least favorite apple is...
...an animal costume apple!
An animal costume apple is your least favorite apple?
Ever since I was little, I've always been scared of dogs.
Scared of dogs?
Isn't that weird?
That's a giraffe!
Isn't that a giraffe?
I found it!
It's so high!
Nakai-kun, it's been a while!
Yay! It's been a while since I've been in this studio!
Yay! I'm glad, I'm glad!
No, it's not like that!
Just now, in the studio next door, I was recording "Discovering the Mysteries of the World"
and I used "super-hitoshi-kun" in the wrong way!
I'm sorry!
What?
It's not the time for a lunch show!
What about "happy ring"?
"happy ring" is already over!
It's already over!
Now I see, so...
Why "happy ring" in the end? It's "ring-ko", right?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Come on...
"ring-ko" what?
You see, today...
You see, I, Nakazawa-san, haven't been on the show lately!
So I don't think you'll remember me!
It's just that you come here when Nakazawa is out...
No, but it's really a coincidence!
It's not a coincidence!
Okura Yuko-chan's hair was sticking out, and I thought, "Huh? Okura Yuko-chan is here!"
And Nakata Yuko... Yuko... Yuko Tsunamari?!
Then I had to go! I had to go! Right, Yuko-rin?! Right?!
Wait, isn't that weird? "A chair's cut and a rainbow in it."
Paragraph! Paragraph!
No, no! That's not it!
It says "Fushigi Hakken Owari."
No, that's...
Is it really there?!
It's really there! Really, really!
So...
What is it?! No, really, I'm listening to Yuko-rin right now...
No, no, I know, but...
What?
But, you know, if I ask the staff...
Yeah?
"Today is the last episode of 'Uta-ban' this year," right?!
That's right.
I don't want to be on it that much!
I want to be on the last episode!
What?!
No, no, really, Yuko-rin...
No, no, really... Yuko-rin...
Yuko-rin...
Right, Yuko-rin?!
Let's do our best!
Basically, I want to hear Yuko-rin's story, so please don't interrupt me.
Yeah, yeah...
Wait! I just came for a bit!
It's like you're standing still, right?
But I'm a guest!
So I'm asking for your hobbies...
Oh, okay, okay!
Just shut up, you stubborn girl!
Yuko-rin's hobbies...
Let's get started!
Playing the piano...
Yes!
How long have you been playing the piano?
Since I was four years old...
I've been playing it until I'm in my second year of college.
Speaking of piano...
If I could play it...
You know, Shiyuki-san!
I was in a movie this year!
'Tsujibagarishi'!
And I was in it!
Don't get too close to the piano!
I thought you were a pianist, Shiyuki-san!
Well, you know, like an extra...
Well, you didn't say anything, but...
Don't get too close!
Huh?
You're Yuko-rin today...
What is it?
A dream!
Yes!
A dream!
Yes!
I want to be a mother!
Yes!
So cute!
There's no way I can be a witch!
Even if you say you're a witch...
What?
Even if you say you're a witch...
There's no way!
It's about a wizard.
Oh! If you say you're a witch, what kind of spell will you cast?
I want to stop time.
If you stop time, what do you want to do?
I want to clean up.
Cute!
What if school burns down?
I will... I will...
Why do you say that?
No, no, no.
It's just a dream.
No, my dream is more amazing.
What is it?
For now, I want to be the main character of "Khasath".
No, no, no. It's a copy and paste.
I want to be the main character of "Monday Mystery".
And one of them will be chosen as a human.
Isn't my dream more realistic?
What should you do?
You were chosen as a youtuber.
Your favorite food?
Yes!
Desserts?
What kind of sweets do you like?
I don't like cakes or candies.
What are you saying?
And cookies, too.
Do you bake cookies yourself?
Sometimes.
You're lying.
I didn't bake it.
Where can you buy it?
Isn't it nice?
What is it?
It's blue.
Isn't it burnt?
It's not burnt.
Hey!
We're having so much fun here.
Come when it's high tide.
I'll come when it's high tide.
I'll come when it's sunny.
Isn't it nice?
Hey!
Wait a minute.
What is it?
It's a punch.
No!
I'm not a weird person!
I'm not a dangerous person!
I want to be on a singing show!
Go back to being a superstar!
Wait a minute!
I'm not a singer, but I can be on a singing show!
Don't push me away!
Go back!
I won't be on a singing show!
I didn't ask you to do it in the first place!
Go back!
I'll continue.
My ideal man is...
A simple person.
What do you mean by "simple person"?
I'd like a prince on a white horse.
But I don't see many.
So I'd like a normal person.
Do you have a chance with this kind of staff?
Yes.
I'd like a person who likes white land.
White?
With pleasure.
It's cold.
Do you have a lot of money?
I really don't care.
Japanese tea?
Here you are.
It's not Japanese tea, it's oolong tea.
It's on camera.
Was it on camera?
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to be on camera!
Punch!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Blurred! Blurred!
I'm fine!
Blurred! Blurred!
Why is he always blaming me?!
What I don't like about him is that he always brings a punch to the set.
Even though it's ugly from the studio...
He only does it when it comes out.
It's like he's setting it up, isn't it?
Then, what do you want to be in the future, Yukorin?
Yes!
Massage shop!
Yes!
What kind of massage?
Massage pot or shoulders...
If you don't press it, you want to press it.
Then, let's raise Taka's shoulders a little.
Really? Is it okay?
His shoulders are really...
It's amazing! I love massage!
This is a good idea!
Yes!
I think it's a good idea!
As expected of their friendship.
Yukorin probably did this to her dad when she was little.
She's holding the pot!
Yes!
Is it okay? Does it work?
It's good!
- Pon, pon, korin... - Pon, pon, korin...
Pon, pon, korin...
Okay! She got her horns out!
Her horns are growing!
Isn't it cute?
You never forgive me!
She wants to be a massage shop...
- You can do it now, right? - Yes.
As I thought, when she says "pon, pon, korin" to me...
From the front! From the front!
From the front! Form the front!
Watanabe, you're in the wrong place!
Do it properly!
Hey, second-in-command.
Yes, yes!
You went too far forward.
I-I went too far forward?
If you don't go forward like this, you can still get it, right?
Isn't that Kiriko?!
What are you doing?
No, wait...
Didn't you say you were tired?
No, I thought I'd go home, but second-in- command...
I thought I'd go home, but second-in-command...
He stopped me, and I suddenly said, "No, it's me!"
For real.
If you could sit down one more time, we can get it right.
Why is your body shaking like that?
Yes!
Are you scared?!
No, but...
No!
Let's go down!
No, no, no, no!
Yes, yes, yes!
No, no, no!
What's with your attitude?!
No!
Watanabe!
Go home! Go home!
Hey, what's wrong with you?!
No, no, no!
Go home!
No, no!
No, no! Stop it!
Geez...
No!
I'm sorry, Yuukorin, I'm sorry!
Hey! Hey!
I'm sorry!
Go!
It's fine if you're like that, but your body is shaking like this!
Let me go! Let me go!
So you want a massage, huh?
I see.
Then, let's move on to singing!
Yukori's...
Yukori, will you sing for us?
Yes!
Then, can you stand by, Kiri-chan?!
You're going to sing, right?
No, I...
I'll give you a taxi, so hurry up and go!
You'll give me a taxi?
I'm going to sing, so can you go home?
Yukori's going to sing, right?
Yes, it's my song.
Please!
Oh, really?
Let's go home.
No, I...
Thank you for your hard work!
Then, can I go home?
Can I go home?!
Yes!
Can I go home?!
It's my birthday! I'm not asking you for a taxi!
No, I mean, I've done a lot of things...
I don't sing in public like this!
You don't sing in public like this?!
Yes, thank you for your hard work!
I don't sing in public like this anymore?!
Yes, thank you for your hard work!
You too!
Yes, thank you for your hard work!
- Is this okay for you, Yuko? - Yes!
- Don't worry, okay? - Yes!
- Okay, Yuko, please stand by for your song! - Yes, please!
Now, we'll have Ogura Yuko-chan sing the second song.
"Girls and Boys", here you go!
I'm chasing girls all day long
I'm thinking about girls all day long
But boys are always stupid
That's what I think, but it's not like that!
I'm sure you'll like it!
Tell me, will you tell me, you idiot?
That's what you think, right?
No matter what you do or say goodbye,
Yes, I think the most important thing in the world is timing, right?
Yes, I'm glad.
It's over.
How was it?
I was nervous.
You were nervous?
But I'm glad it ended safely.
It was a lot of fun.
It was fun.
How was it being with so many people today?
Yes, I was happy to have Kikigurumi-san with me.
Right?
Um...
Tiger-san...
Tanuki-san...
Cat-san...
Panda-san...
Mouse-san...
Cat-san...
Fox-san...
Panda-san...
Koala-san...
Koala-san!
And...
What is this-san?
Is this Usagi-san?
It's Usagi-san!
This is kind of dirty...
Huh?
Usagi-san was dancing!
But there's only nine of you, right?
Huh?
Blue and white...
This Usagi-san...
He looks like a comedian.
Why does he usually come before Yukorin?
Really...
You're covering Yukorin!
Really...
Ow!
But Yukorin is cuter than all of these cute characters.
Yukorin is really charming.
Right?
What is it?
What is it you can do?
What is it?
Kick!
Mr. Rabbit, this way.
Well, Mr. Rabbit...
It was fun, wasn't it?
Do you know what it is?
It's "pompokorin".
"pompokorin"...
Weird man...
Don't come forward!
Well, that's it!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
I got it! I got it!
I got it!
Give!
Save me!
Hurry up and use it!
I can't use it anymore...
You've worked hard again this year.
I love singing.
I love singing and singing programs.
And when it comes to special broadcasts, it's special broadcasts.
I love that kind of stuff.
I just want to be on it!
I'm begging you!
When you come, you might get tired, but I get tired, too.
Why?
I use up my energy.
How did you do it?
Kirinko?
Yes, Kirinko!
Kirinko...
But it was my first time and I was nervous, so...
You were nervous?
I'm glad.
But it was cute, right?
Yes.
Was it cute?
Yes!
Can you do it again?
Again?!
Why?!
It's like a character.
Face the camera and do a "see you next week" pose.
Do a "see you next year" pose.
Channel Rock-chan!
Utaman will see you next year!
Where are you going?!
Everyone!
Wait! Don't leave me behind!
- Huh?! - OK, that's good!
Wait a sec! Wait!
Wait! Wait a sec! Wait!
Kai-chan is here! You're still waiting?
I'm alone in the frame.
This! Right?!
This is so good!
I haven't felt anything like this in a while!
Ah! Ah! Everyone is gone!
Ah! I'm alone now! Alone!
I'm being filmed alone! So happy!
Ah! Um...
2005 January 16...
No, January 6!
- 2005. - Yuko-chan said something.
- She said something. - What, Yuko? - Kirin-kun.
- Huh? - Don't die.
What do you mean, "don't die"?
It's been a while since I've worn a swimsuit like this!
What?!
No, no! I have to do it next time!
- Hey, do it! - Huh? Can I do it?
- We're going to drink a lot with Yuko. - That's right.
I'll go, too. Wait a minute. I'll go right away.
- Then can I do it? - Do it, Kirin-kun.
- Next year... - Kirin-kun!
- 2005... - Kirin-kun!
- What? - Listen!
What do you mean, "don't die"?
- Hey! - Do it!
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