AISubs v3.5
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Yes. - First of all, Tama-san, you also...
Recently, a promotion video was uploaded on Jansou.
You said "Happy, happy".
- Happy, happy. - Happy, happy.
I only remember it like that.
Are you living in Osaka now?
- I'm in Tokyo now. - Have you come out?
- Of course. - What is this?
- I'm sorry. - A new school?
I was going to write "old man", but I mistook you for someone else.
I'm sorry.
You should buy a drill. Seriously.
- What do you usually do? - I'm a rabbit.
- You're a rabbit. - Yes.
- What makes you excited? - Excited?
- You haven't been excited lately, have you? - I haven't.
There are so many things that make you excited.
For example, when you see celebrities...
"Wow, who is it? Wow, who is it?" Don't you feel like that?
She's laughing at my face.
- She's laughing at my face. - She just laughed at the doctor's face.
- I'll do it. I'll do it. - What is this?
Are you making fun of me?
- What's wrong with you? - No, first of all...
- I had my bangs down. - I'm sorry.
You haven't shaved your head, have you?
- Didn't you say you shaved your head? - I haven't shaved my head!
- You said you shaved your head. - Stop saying I shaved my head!
- I'm sorry. - Anyway...
- You've been excited lately, haven't you? - Yes.
Let's call this person. Please come in.
Oh, you're here again!
I've been nervous lately.
So, let's call this person.
Here you go!
Oh, you're here again!
Whose reaction is this?
Don't you know me?
Are you okay?
You're the number one magician.
Magician?
You might want to look in front of you.
In front of you.
For now, match stick.
Don't look away.
For a moment.
What a nice guest!
I've been doing this for a long time.
It's in there.
I didn't drop it.
Where is it?
Well, that is...
Wait a minute.
If you look around here...
You'll see a ball.
If you look around here... You'll see a ball.
Two of them.
Actually, this ball is soft.
So if you hold it like this, it gets smaller.
And if you swing it back...
It goes over here.
I get it, but I don't get it.
It's like this.
Can you show me your hand?
Your left hand.
It's easier to show like this.
I'll count "one," "two," "three."
Hold it tight for the third time.
"One," "two," "three."
Not like that!
We're practicing.
"One," "two," "three."
If you hold this ball like this...
It gets smaller.
Slowly.
What do I do?!
Hold it like this and swing it slowly.
"One," "two," "three."
Your reaction is too big!
I'm scared!
Actually, you can do it like this.
If you hold it like this...
It gets smaller.
What is it?
Here's the question.
How many balls did I put in my pocket?
If you answer correctly, you'll get a prize.
I'll put them all in my pocket.
How many did you put in your pocket?
Wait a minute!
I don't like this!
Do you remember this?
Did you see me?
Yes, I saw you.
Everyone was confused.
It's okay.
How many did you put in your pocket?
Zero!
Hold it tight.
How many do you think it is?
If you answer correctly, you'll get a prize.
How many do you think it is?
One.
Okay, "one."
Put it in your pocket and swing it.
One.
I'm glad it worked out like this.
No, no, no! Wait a minute!
You're saying it worked out like this last time, too?
It didn't work out like this!
What is this?
Then let's be a little more cute!
What is this?
This is...
It's hollowed out and fits in a little mirror like this, right?
The case is a little mirror.
And if you turn it like this...
Oh! It was a panda, wasn't it?
Huh?!
There's a panda.
On both sides, right?
Yeah.
This is a panda.
This is a mirror.
If you shake it, the panda will jump out.
Huh?!
Let's do it again.
It's a little off now, but...
If you shake it, it comes back.
And if you look in the mirror, you can see it better.
You can see all of it.
And what's even more amazing is that you can put it together like this.
She doesn't say "gyaah!"
She doesn't say "gyaah!" like a panda.
But that's a real reaction.
Are you surprised?
What's wrong?
You're happy that only I'm happy, aren't you?
No, I'm not angry at you at all.
You're noisy.
But that's a real reaction.
Are you waiting for a real reaction?
Okay, next...
Wow!
Trump!
It's Trump's game.
Let's go with Trump.
Please look closely.
That's a cute Trump.
That's Trump.
That's definitely a normal Trump.
Please choose a card.
You can play it anywhere you like.
You can say "stop" anywhere you like.
Stop!
Please remember this card.
Okay?
Yes.
Like this...
Actually...
I have a fairy here.
A fairy.
It's a fairy.
This fairy will actually hit Trump.
What does it mean?
Please look at it.
Like this...
Here it comes.
Can you see it?
TORIA!
Look, it moved!
Amazing!
Amazing, amazing, amazing!
Please give me one!
If you flip it over...
...it's a card.
Huh? Why?
What was that?
Could you do it differently?
I'll take it.
The card.
For now, I'll show you the position.
It's a very, very ordinary card.
By the way, how many cards are there in total?
Fifty-four?
That's right, fifty-four.
If you don't have a queen, you have fifty-two.
But that's not enough, so look at my face.
You're right about that!
You like BB-bottles!
No, I don't.
That's about it.
A little more?
My face is scary!
That's all of it.
You have to say it out loud.
That's right.
I'll mix it up.
I'd like you to choose a card.
Whichever is fine.
Please point it out.
Whichever is fine.
Please sign on the front of the card.
Do I have to know what it is?
A mark or something you like.
It's a sign.
I see. This is an autograph.
Please sign it.
There's only one card left.
Please mix the signed cards and choose one.
If you get this card, you'll get a prize money.
For me?
Yes.
I'm jealous.
Isn't it good?
I'm jealous.
I'll put it in here.
In the middle of the card?
Yes, in the middle of the card.
Please choose one you like.
Whichever is fine.
If you get this card, you'll get a prize money.
Oh, you have that kind of power.
That's great.
Please point it out.
Whichever is fine.
By the way, how much is it?
It's 30,000 yen.
30,000 yen.
If you get this card, you'll get 30,000 yen.
It's real.
Go ahead and point it out.
Wait a minute.
It was somewhere in the middle!
Let's take a look at this.
If you're right, it's not here.
But I'll open it up.
Oh, it's not here!
This is poison.
This is diamond.
Oh, it's not here.
Oh! Maybe...
Look at this.
Sanma!
You're right.
Shogi! Shogi!
Open it up. Open it up.
One, two...
Too bad!
Wait a minute!
Yes, yes.
Well, well, well...
I can't even show you three of them.
It's in this box.
I didn't see it at all!
I'll show you one more time.
Are you ready?
I'll do it seriously.
Let's do it seriously.
This...
This is...
The signed card, right?
If you put this card on the table like this...
You can see it.
Where did it go?
After all, it's not under the box, it's above it.
This card has an autograph on it.
Do you want me to do it again?
One more time, okay?
You put this card about in the middle.
You put it in and mix it.
And...
Look, it's gone.
Look at it.
The card.
The signed card...
What was it?
It's gone.
Where did it go?
Under the box.
No, it's not.
This time...
It's not here, is it?
It's in the box.
What's so funny about this?
Huh?
When did you put it in?
That's fine.
You know that "puku" I was doing?
Oh, yes.
"Puku", I've seen it a lot.
Do you know it? The signed card.
You put this card in the middle.
You put it in.
This card was signed by the wrong person.
You put it together like this.
Nothing happens, but you ring your finger once.
Then it comes out of the top.
You put it together like this.
This card is usually in the middle.
When you ring your finger, it comes up like this.
I'll do it again.
You put this card in the middle.
This wrong card is in the middle.
You put it in like this.
Then, Aiji-san, please push it in with your finger like this.
I did it!
You've done well so far.
I don't know.
Let's do it like this.
I hope it's over.
You've signed it like this.
And you bend it so you can see it from the back.
Then, the bent card will go in the middle.
This is definitely wrong.
Can you see it coming up?
If you ring your finger, it comes up.
There's so much magic you can do.
What are you doing?
The song is sponsored by...
Today, we brought a camera that can capture the future.
The future?
A camera that captures the future.
I'll take a picture of you.
Sure.
Like this.
Do you want me to look sideways?
Should I look that way?
Look at the camera.
One, two, three.
That's good.
Is this okay?
Yes, yes.
What did you think?
I was looking at that camera the whole time.
I was wondering what it was.
I was looking at it three times in a row.
Look, look.
If you don't concentrate, you'll look like you're in a garden.
That's right.
But it's okay. It's a picture, so you're definitely in the picture.
It's okay. I'll leave it here.
I'll use it later.
I also brought a rare machine today.
I've seen it before. What is it?
Inks?
Oh, you use it like that.
Yes, I use it like that.
And there's another one.
Like this.
Okay, okay.
It doesn't have any power or anything like that. It spins.
It's nice.
It's cute.
This is actually a lie detector.
I didn't know there was such a thing.
If you lie about something, you get caught.
I'm going to ask Ootsuka-san a question.
Please answer all of them nicely.
You've been singing for half a year now.
Do you think you're still alive?
No.
You're already like this.
Let's use this to place a card.
Please choose a card.
The card will start playing.
Press "stop" wherever you like.
I'm going to press it.
Stop.
If you can change it, do it now.
Yes.
Can you do it again?
Okay, I'm going to do it again.
How is it?
Please don't change it.
Please don't show it to me.
Please show it to everyone.
I'm looking back.
Please show it to everyone.
You can't show it to the camera.
Okay.
Let's do it.
To place a card, you have to press it.
I'm going to ask you a question.
Please answer all of them nicely.
The card I remember is...
red card.
No.
That means...
Wait a minute.
The card is red.
"No" means "lie".
"Yes" means "lie".
So, it's a red card.
Red means "heart" and "diamond".
The card I remember is...
diamond.
No.
It's not a diamond.
The numbers are 1 to 13.
The number of cards I remember is relatively small.
No.
It's not small.
It's a relatively large number.
No.
Wait a minute.
It's neither.
It's in the middle.
It's in the middle of 13.
It's 6.5.
It can't be 6.5.
The card I remember is...
7 of hearts.
No.
It's 7 of hearts.
Please open it.
It's 7 of hearts.
Why does it vibrate?
Wait a minute.
I'm worried about it.
It's still there.
I think it's still there.
It's still there.
Someone is next to you.
Is it me?
What is it?
It's you, Mirai.
It's me!
It's you, Mirai.
Yes!
What?
I'm adding 7 of hearts.
I'm scared! I'm curious!
What?
It's true!
When was it?
Before...
7!
This one.
7.
Why is Fujii-kun, who added 7 of hearts, next to me?
I'm getting nervous.
The camera lens is shaking.
But singing is always fun.
I'm surprised.
Are you kidding me?
What?
What did you say?
Are you kidding me?
Do you like singing?
Yes!
You like it, don't you?
Yes!
Do you like Takaoki-san?
Yes!
No, no.
It's not like you like him.
It's like you love him.
Is it hard for you to get along with him?
Yes!
Don't be shy!