AISubs v3.5
Wow, she's an expert.
An expert, amazing, first class.
Huh? Another call?
Who could it be? A call from a big artist.
Who could it be? Hello?
Hello?
Huh? Huh? Who?
It's Morning Musume's Nakazayo again!
Nakazayo?
It's a prank call, so cut it out!
It's definitely not her!
It's Nakazayo! Nakazayo!
Nakazayo!
Yes!
We're filming right now, so I'm sorry!
I know!
We're filming right now, so I'm sorry!
I know!
I'm sorry for pushing you!
No, no, no!
I heard you were going to stop working, so I was wondering what was going on.
That kind of thing is okay!
It's okay!
We're all working hard right now, so please be quiet!
I've been pushing you for three minutes, so it's okay!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Anyway...
That was 20 million yen, right?
20 million yen and 70 million yen.
People with good skills have to use makeup, right?
Yes.
Nacchi's makeup is too long.
Huh?
Don't you think you're the only one who thinks you're cute?
Who is it?
You're all mean!
Kaoriha is a girl.
Treat her like a girl.
I know!
I said she's a ghost.
She's cute, Johnson.
That's not true!
Don't mess with me!
She's cute, Johnson.
Is that so?
Wow, wow, wow, kiss, kiss
Wow, wow, high, high, high
- Is it an object? - Yasuda is a legend, isn't he?
What kind of singing style did Yasuda have?
- Yasu... - Huh? A broadcast?
I thought you were going to talk, broadcast!
Who is it?
Yes, Tokyo is also a little cold with the rain at night, but...
- Nakai-san, Ishibashi-san, I finally found it! - What is it?
- It's a big artist! - Where did you find it?
Can you take a look at this cafe?
Hey, camera-san! Come closer!
The woman wearing sunglasses...
- Ah, she's a celebrity. - Can you recognize her?
- Ah, she smells like a celebrity. - Who is it?
- An actress? A singer? - Um...
From this information, I think she's an artist who has won millions of sales, but...
- Who is it? - She's having a conversation with a man, isn't she?
- I've never seen her before... Who is it? - Who is it?
She's wearing sunglasses...
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- Isn't she an ordinary person? - You're not mistaken!
Isn't she Yasuda Kei-san, the former Morning Musume member?
No, she's not!
She's with a man, but she's a foreigner.
Camera-san, can you come a little closer?
A little more... I'll go quietly, so you can't make any noise.
There are a lot of people like that on Shibuya's phone boxes!
- No, no! This is definitely Yasuda Kei-san! - This is scandalous!
- Should we go to Ichimen tomorrow? - Right? This is...
Ah, but if it's Yasuda...
He should be drinking shochu...
- At this hour... - That's right... - It's like orange juice, isn't it?
I don't know if he's talking properly or not...
- Well, but their conversation looks like it's very lively... - Mmm...
- It seems like it... - It's okay... - It's okay, yes...
- Eh, uh... - It's okay... - It's okay... - It was an accident, so I couldn't finish it... - If it's okay, I'll let it go... - It's okay, it's okay...
- He saw it, so it's okay... - Eh... - Thank you very much...
- I'll take you... I'll take you home... - Alright, thank you... - It's okay...
- Now, it seems like Ikkun and Bocchi are going... - Yes...
Oh, this way...
Right?
- Once again! - Kazuka... Eh, artist? - Once again!
We've arrived!
Ah...
Excuse me, I just noticed that the artists haven't arrived yet.
They haven't arrived yet?
No, they haven't.
What? What?
Good evening!
Wow, your voice is...
What's up with you?
You know, I'm fine.
You're fine?
I was just...
I was just on a break like this.
What?
Who did you become?
What?
What's up with you?
What happened?
You grew up.
What did you become?
You grew up.
All of the sudden you didn't do it for me and started asking me to go on a date with you.
I didn't?
You didn't...
You can't say things like that!
You asked me to go on a date with you.
How could you say that and ask me to do it is overeaxcused...
You couldn'tile do it like that.
Take your fake eyelashes off!
Take your eyelashes off.
I heard that cut is prohibited so...
As I was saying earlier, please stop answering the phone in the middle of everything.
That sounds fun!
Let me hear it!
I was going to say "I'm going to go collect some rice now" but I ended up saying "right now!"
I don't know why you came!
Why did you call us?
This is Katsuzo Kyushin.
This is Katsuzo Kyushin
The "about" feeling is...
When we hear that Utaban is going to be Katsuzo Kyushin, we want to come out, don't we?
Don't you want to be number one?
I want to talk with people who are energetic!
There's a difference in love between Utaban and us.
We grew up with Utaban-chan.
She gave me the name "Johnson".
That's amazing. It's "Johnson", isn't it?
Yes.
What's your real name?
It's "Iidaka".
"Iidaka"!
That's terrible!
The more people forget about me, the more "Johnson" I get.
The rankings are from 10th to 4th place.
Utaban viewer ratings ranking!
Finally, we'll announce the top 10!
It's a hot topic right now.
If you get married, will you stop being a morning girl?
What will you do if you get married?
Will you continue being one?
You won't be a girl anymore!
You'll be a morning mother!
You'll be a morning wife!
What will you do if you get married and become a morning girl?
What will you do?
Don't play with me like I'm your brother!
You're crazy!
What will you do?
Will you go home?
Don't play with me like I'm your brother!
This is Kitagawa-shamen-kaisen in TBS.
About four years ago,
this shrine was built as a tribute to Yasuda-san of Utaban.
There's a lot of people here.
There are elderly people around here.
And there are also visitors who come from far away.
This is Yasuda-san.
What is it?
This is called "Yasuda-character-standing-doll".
This means that you will be able to stand up.
You will be really grateful.
It's a character-standing-doll, isn't it?
It's a character-standing-doll.
When I saw this Yasuda-character-standing-doll and visited it,
I was able to stand up.
I'm really grateful for it.
Then, as usual, please come and visit us.
I will do my best!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts! It hurts!
What? What does it hurt?
Ah! What? What?
How high did you raise it?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
It's not okay at all!
Stop it! Seriously!
Ouch!
Why?
Why is it so high?
Stop it!
It's weird!
I told you to stop it!
It's already decided!
It's really weird!
Hey! Seriously!
Now!
In about 15 minutes, the singing version will end.
Right?
As for the last part, which part would you like me to do?
After all, Takayaki-san and I did it.
"Meiba Benshuu"? "Meiba Benshuu"!
After seeing Takayaki-san's "Meiba Benshuu", this will be the last part of the VTR.
And now, your friends.
Would you like me to show you? Please.
In 3 minutes and 26 seconds, it will end.
It's been 13 and a half years. It's rare for a comedy duo and a group of people to be together like this.
I didn't think it would last for 13 years.
But today, 13 and a half years have passed.
Our activities have come to an end.
That's right. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you all.
Since it's come to an end, we don't know when it will come back.
It's hard for me to say when it will come back.
Well, I guess it's like our feelings for you, the hosts.
I'm sure it's because one era has ended.
That's right. I think it's because we didn't get along with each other.
And we didn't get along with Shomei-san for a long time either.
In the end...
That's right. We ended up like this.
Even our most important team couldn't make it today.
It was like a cursed show.
Everyone, thank you for being with us for 13 and a half years.
Now, once again, we have an important announcement.
Please take a look at this.
Well, Ishibai-san and I had a little bit of a quarrel on the singing show, but...
The new music show will start on April 20th at 9pm.
Yes.
Ishibai-san, here is the title.
"The Music Hour"!
There is no "the".
It's like a singing show.
Is it like a singing show?
It wasn't good until the end.
Well, we will stop singing because of various reasons, but...
When it becomes "The Music Hour", Shomei-san will go home.
"The Music Hour" will start on April 20th at 9pm.
I will be the host of "The Music Hour". Thank you for having me.
"The Music Hour" will start on April 20th at 9pm.
So we will be the hosts of "The Music Hour"?
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Huh?
That's not good!
If you can make it in time and come in proudly, please sit there.
The generation that ran from Naeba!
Huh?
Um, that's...
That's not good at all!
In this case, it's "Unity".
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