AISubs v3.5
I won't sing!
Tonight, a celebrity in his early 20s confesses his family's circumstances!
Solo album "Tsuruno Takeshi" is on sale now!
I used to be a rich guy, but recently I've become a secretary.
You can't say that!
New blog queen, Tsuchi Nozomin!
It's really frustrating.
Why is that?
I'm bored when I go home.
The legendary brother, Satou Hiromichi is...
Did I wear this at NHK?
A-I-U-E-O!
Celebrity in his early 20s confesses his family's circumstances!
First of all, we'd like you to tell us about your family background and your family's pride!
Let's start with Tsuno-san!
Yes!
Your picture and background.
Well, we have...
Yes!
Umm...
You have three children!
Yes!
Wow!
My eldest son is five years old, my eldest daughter is three years old, and my second daughter is one year old!
We're a family of five!
Isn't that Oriental Road in the middle?
That's right!
What's that?
Five!
Man, it's tough for your mom...
It's five, three, one!
Five, three, one...
Isn't it the most popular time for your eldest son?
He's five years old and it's tough for him...
Right?!
He's a monster!
That's why your dad is an Ultraman all the time!
No, it's really like that!
Really?!
If you don't defeat him when he's five years old...
No, it's really like that!
Let's move on to your eldest son!
Yes!
The cutest in the world!
Yes!
Well, this is...
What kind of family do you think you are?
It's weird for me to say this, but...
I'm doing a drama called "Konkatsu" right now...
"Kuskatsu"?
Huh?
"Kuskatsu" is a drama...
I want to watch it!
So, it's not like I'm bragging about having a family...
But you have to ask me if I'm really okay with marriage or family!
Marriage is good!
Really?!
Marriage is definitely good!
Why is it bad?
I can't be with girls for more than two days!
Huh?
What do you mean?
Then I'd rather not get married!
Okay, next!
Next!
Yes!
One year old!
Yes!
28 years old husband!
Yes!
Next!
Face is 100 points! Personality is 5 points!
His face is really cute!
Yes!
And everything about him is...
How do I say this...
Like in commercials, he has many babies!
Yes!
Even when I see babies passing by...
I think, "Okay, I won!"
That's because...
Even if it's not your own child, it's cute?
Yes, it's cute!
No way! You're just saying it because you're holding it, right?
I'll show you!
But, they're all cute!
Their faces are...
So, you don't care about any of the baby's faces?
But you're overreacting!
But it's a newborn!
It's a newborn!
But it's a newborn!
But it's a baby!
It looks like it has oranges or something in it!
Does it even have such realistic eyes?!
Doesn't it look like an orange?
Which one is the eldest?
The eldest is this one!
This is a boy?
Yes, that's right!
How is it?
No, it's winning, but not at all!
It's super cute, but...
It has the worst personality!
Does it know what "personality" is?
It's really stubborn, and...
Even when it's angry, it'll glare back!
Not at all?!
Or when it's breastfeeding, it'll hit you in the head!
Even if it's only one and a half years old, it's like that!
Is that so?!
It's like that!
Now, Hiromi-chan-san!
Hiromi-chan, you're the oldest, right?
Yes, my older brother is already in 6th grade.
My younger brother is in 3rd grade.
I'm proud of you!
You look just like your father!
It's not like a documentary...
From my point of view, they're all good kids!
They're good kids!
They're not like "gasha-gasha" kids...
They're like proper kids!
Even when they're on TV, they're not like "eeh!"
That's right!
They're like "eeh-eeh! Peace! Peace!"
They're not like that!
If you suddenly look at the camera like this...
They're like "sushi! Steam!"
They're doing it properly!
They're athletic, too!
You look like you'd be a gymnast!
But right now, I'm both into baseball...
I'm always moving around!
When I was little, I was always moving around, too!
They're just like me!
You have two children?
Yes, two boys and two girls!
Don't you want a girl?
I do!
She's so cute!
Girls are a little different!
They're not like boys at all!
First of all, they're treated differently!
They're a little different!
You know that you'll go higher in life!
You know you'll go somewhere!
When you're born, you're already married and done!
Have you thought about it?
I've thought about it!
When you have a girl, does she get jealous of you?
She does!
What makes you jealous?
When she's so cute, she makes me want to look at her!
I go out with Taiyo and go drinking a lot!
I know!
There's Ultraman Zudak and Ultraman Kai.
There's also M78 Seiyun Kai.
We go out drinking a lot.
But Tsuji-chan, every time she calls me and sends me e-mails while she's drinking!
While drinking?!
While drinking!
But Taiyo, every time she sends me e-mails and responds to them, she's drinking too!
It's really frustrating for me.
Why do you do it?
Why? That's my personality.
You go out with your brother, right?
Yes.
Taiyo-kun, don't you feel sorry for her?
To be honest, I've felt that way from the beginning.
Ever since we started dating, I've been like that.
I told her that it wouldn't work out for me.
You told her?!
I told her that it wouldn't work out for me.
But Taiyo said, "No, it's not like that. She's a really good girl."
She kept saying that.
But it's true that she sends you a lot of e-mails, but on the other hand, she calls you five or six times a day.
That's because she's that type of person, isn't it?
Yes.
For example, if you don't call me for a week, I'll be like, "Oh, you don't have to?"
Then it's no good.
It's no good?
That's harsh!
No, no, no!
She calls me and sends me e-mails like, "What do you want for dinner?"
But she doesn't reply at all.
Is she working?
Yes, and we fight a lot.
Isn't it because you're recording?
I know that, so it's okay.
She called me about twice while I was recording.
She called me about twice while I was interviewing Taiyo.
While you were interviewing?
Yes.
Because I don't know what you're interviewing about.
Why don't you trust her a little?
Yes, it's definitely okay.
It's not about whether you trust her or not, it's about whether you trust her or not.
I'm bored when I'm at home.
Then I'll tell you something like this.
Do you want to work?
Tsuchi!
Yes, we have four children.
That's a lot, isn't it?
Yes.
Ten years old, seven years old, five years old and one year old.
Weren't you married when you were five years old?
This is the last one.
One year old.
Do you talk about it?
Yes, we do.
It's a middle-aged conversation.
A middle-aged conversation.
It's a middle-aged conversation.
Yes.
I want my fourth child no matter what.
My wife says no.
Yes.
Because it's a man and a man, and a woman is coming.
Yes.
That's right, yes, yes, yes.
If you're a man, you might want to work a little.
No, it's the opposite.
I only wanted five men.
Five people?
I only wanted men.
I was a man in my third year of college and I had a lot of fun.
I only wanted men.
Not anymore?
Not anymore.
But I don't know.
Why do you make two more people from here?
It's simply not enough if the number of rooms is free.
When I was in middle school, I wanted to be alone.
You had three children.
I didn't want to be alone for a long time.
You were proud of your family.
Yes, I was proud of my family.
My daughter was like...
Men are really stupid.
So it's easy for parents to raise them.
Because they are stupid.
But my daughter is a woman.
She is a woman.
She is about three years old.
When she was about three years old, she said to her grandfather...
I want to go to Toys R Us.
She usually doesn't say like that.
But her grandfather said...
I'll take you there.
So she went to Toys R Us.
If you want to buy a toy...
If you are a child, you will say...
Buy me this!
That's not the case.
My daughter suddenly...
She started crying.
She didn't say anything.
Then her grandfather said...
What's up?
Huh? What's up?
"I want...
I want... Precure 5!
Then her grandfather said...
"Huh? Then...
Huh? Then... Which one is Precure 5?
Huh? Which one is it?
My father wasn't like that.
He was raised by three brothers.
Where is Precure 5?
I'll buy it for you!
Then my daughter put her hand on her grandfather's shoulder and said...
I love you the most!
I think...
If she was in a restricted area, she would be No. 1.
That happens all the time.
All the time?
When I found a cute girl in the city, I said...
Oh, you're cute!
Then she suddenly said...
Hey, which one of us is cute?
What are you talking about?
How about you?
Huh? Of course you're cute, Aina!
How about you?
What are you trying to say to my father?!
That's what she said.
That's amazing!
Is that what you call family pride?
That's the only thing you can do!
That's cute.
Next!
Don't cry!
I wonder if she'll cry.
Please make her cry!
It's dangerous.
She'll cry in her child's future.
The other day, it was my son's birthday.
He was 5 years old.
And there was a birthday party at the nursery.
And I was just getting home...
And I said, "I don't go to those parties anymore."
And I went to the nursery with my wife.
And the kids were celebrating.
And in front of the party, the teacher and my son...
They were talking about a lot of things.
They were lighting candles.
And I was listening to them.
And every time I went to a birthday party...
My son would cry.
He didn't show himself at home.
He would try on octopus masks and introduce himself.
I told him not to cry and that he should do his best today.
My son and my teacher were talking in the library.
They were reading Eito's future dream.
It said...
Become like your father.
But for a man, this is the best compliment for his father.
His son's dream of becoming like his father...
That was the best compliment.
At that moment, I couldn't stop crying.
Good for you!
I was so happy.
Here's your allowance.
I had a shoot in Korea.
I didn't have any money in my wallet.
I asked my mom for some money.
She only gave me 20,000 yen for a shoot abroad.
You have a stove and a stove.
You want to buy a souvenir.
As a man, I cried.
I will win!
Eh, is it pocket money?
It's not pocket money. If you don't have it, you have to ask for it.
Eh, that means you don't withdraw money and use it yourself?
No, I don't.
I like saving money.
Normally, I save money by saving money, but I can't save money because I don't have pocket money.
It's tough.
I forgot.
How about you?
I used to have pocket money, but now I don't ask for it anymore.
Are you asking for it now?
That's right. Now I have hidden pockets.
You can't say that.
People will know.
I used to have hidden pockets, but now I don't ask for it anymore.
How about you?
I ask for it.
I say, "How much is it for this month?" and I get it.
Now you don't ask for it anymore.
That's right.
The sun is angry.
That's right.
I say, "How much is it for this month?" and I get it.
I want to buy things I like.
You want to buy things, don't you?
Yes, I want to buy things from NOA.
I go to a supermarket that's really cheap. I make it cheap and I get the rest of the money myself.
You use the rest of the money yourself?
Yes.
You give it to your kids?
I save money for my kids too.
But what about the money you've been spending on Morning Musume?
I gave it all to my mom.
You gave it all to her?
Yes, I gave it all to her.
I didn't know much about banknotes and my mom took care of everything for me.
She's like a middle school student.
What about you, Ishibashi-san?
I don't say things like that.
Why do you say it like that?
If you're rich, you should be happy about it.
Why do you say it like that?
You're rich, you should be happy about it.
Red Punk.
Are you rich?
I'm not rich.
My wife says I'm rich because of my salary.
That's why I get my salary from my wife.
I'm not rich.
I get my salary every month and I save it up if I don't want it.
What about when you want a house?
When I want a house, I get information about it pretty quickly.
I start saving it up before it even comes out.
You save it up before it even comes out?
Yes, I do.
Your wife does it for you?
If it's a TV in my living room, we don't talk about it.
But if it's in my room, I don't say a word about it.
I don't have a reason to negotiate about it.
Next, let's take a look at their treasure hunt.
First of all, let's see what we have here.
This is amazing.
Ultraman Dyna?
Yes, this is Ultraman Dyna's physique and transformation tools.
That's cool.
I want one of these.
How do you transform?
I can't transform right now, but when I'm in a pinch, I say "Dyna!"
Because I'm a sober person.
I can do this with my whole body and my face.
It's hard to do this in the summer.
It's like an ashtray.
Next up is Ultraman Tiga's second work.
I learned a lot about him in Tiga.
There's even a pocket for a gold microphone.
My eldest son used to take pictures of me when I was little.
I also took pictures with Mr. Taiyo Sugiyara.
There's a picture of me and Mr. Taiyo Sugiyara at the entrance of his house.
I took that picture.
I took it at his office.
It's a tool for transforming.
1,300,000 yen!
It's cheap, but it's 1,300,000 yen.
1,300,000 yen...
Do you like it?
This tool is the best transformation tool I've ever seen.
The costume has a name on its back.
I paid 600,000 yen for it.
I love it.
Thank you very much!
First of all, Hiromicho-niisan!
Yes!
At the time of "Kaisou no Oniisan", was it a uniform?
At the time of "Gen'eki"...
Eh, did you wear it in "NHK"?
Yes!
Then, with this...
A! I! U!
Like this...
Ah, it's difficult!
"Angry Wolf"...
"With various faces"...
A! I! U!
E! O!
Look at this!
Say it! Say it!
All of them!
Even Hiromicho-niisan doesn't know about it!
That's not it!
Hiromicho-niisan is amazing!
That's right!
Amazing!
Among all of "Kaisou no Oniisan" so far...
It's very popular!
Ah, if you don't know about it...
You don't know about "Goo-choco-lantan" either!
Eh?!
You don't know about "Goo-choco-lantan" either?!
Goo-choco-lantan
Tu-pi-ra-pi
Tu-pu-ra-pa
Yumura-ra-ga
Ka-se-ri-odori-dasu
You don't know about it?!
No way!
You don't know about it?!
But, you know, this feeling...
It's like "Nijioubi no Yoru" (Sunday Night)
So, this is today's...
Hiromicho-niisan...
How much will it be?
No, no...
Well...
Serino-kun's...
Aro...uea
Yes...
It's 600,000 yen now...
Well, I want you to say that much...
Ah, that's the most popular...
Hiromicho-niisan's...
Now, please tell me the price!
One...
Ten...
Hundred...
Thousand...
Ten...
Ten thousand?!
Ten thousand...
Wow!
Ten thousand...
Wow!
Ten thousand?!
I've added a price of 150,000 yen at the price of Mr. Tazo's consciousness.
And this is a designated item, so I really want an autograph.
Ah, I see.
Wow! 150,000 yen for an autograph.
Now, next, which one is the commemorative one?
Yes! What is it?
This one looks like a regular one, doesn't it?
It looks like a regular one.
But, can you see the number here?
Mr. Tazo's birthday is June 17th.
His birthday is June 17th.
What about today?
Today is... well... don't look at it.
Don't look at it.
Isn't it amazing?
Ah, amazing.
It's worth keeping it.
That's right.
How much do you think it will cost?
Ten thousand yen...
How much will it cost?
Why?!
This is a sensitive matter, isn't it?
Please give us your opinion.
How much will it cost?
It's fast!
Ten thousand yen! Ten thousand yen! Ten thousand yen!
My head...
- Why? - It's weird.
- Why is it 10,000 yen? - Why is it 10,000 yen?
For example, the probability of meeting someone with the same birthday is extremely low.
And if you're wondering who's going to buy it...
...it's going to be bought by an old man or an old woman for their child.
- And here... - They're going to give it as a gift...
- ...as a memento of their 60th birthday. - How did you...
- How did you get this? - This...
- I got it when I was withdrawing money in various banks. - Have you seen it often?
- I've seen it. - You've seen it?!
Wow!
What, you don't usually show it?
I don't usually do that at all, but it's really perfect.
- And it's fine-tuned? - It's fine-tuned. - Wow.
- And there are various colors of ink. - There's red. - There's red and green, right?
- It's already mixed up. - What's common is that there's a hole in a 10-yen coin.
- Yes, yes. - Yes, there's a hole in a 100-yen coin.
- That's expensive, right?! - Yes.
And we were talking about whether perhaps this person might have a different face.
- This person. - Who?! - Who is it?! - Who is this person?!
- Who is it?! - Mom, you know who it is, right?!
- Why?! I was just talking about it! - Who is it?!
- You know who this is, right?! - I know who this is.
- Of course I know who this is. - That's right, that's right.
- Who is this student? - Who is this student?!
Derink...
Eh?!
Really...
Dad...
Please accept it.
Thank you very much.