AISubs v3.5
Let me introduce you the next guests.
It's been 4 months since they appeared.
It's Morning Musume.
There are less bright people now.
The current Morning Musume has less strong taste.
The other day, Satoda.
Yes, yes.
She had a very good taste.
It's been a while since we had a delicious side dish and ate a lot of rice.
But the original owner is Morning Musume, isn't it?
What?
When did you say that?
The old Morning Musume had a lot of strong taste like that.
Let's look for a strong taste again.
So, I'd like to decide whether you're stupid or not.
No!
But it's okay, right?
It's okay if you're not stupid.
The current Morning Musume has changed.
I don't think you're the same as the old Morning Musume.
Yes, yes.
I think you've grown up and grown up.
Yes, yes.
So I'd like you to rest assured.
Yes, yes.
Let's decide whether you're stupid or not!
This is my husband.
Thank you for having me.
I'm going to give a speech today.
Thank you for having me.
As expected of my husband.
Thank you very much.
Your husband?
Yes.
Really?
What is he doing now?
I wonder what he's doing.
By the way, my senior is Kaga-kun.
Thank you.
It's good to see you, my husband.
Thank you.
How old are you?
I'm five years old.
Thank you.
What's your name?
My name is Junta.
Junta.
Yes.
Oh, I'm a little flustered.
Junta!
Junta, I'm watching you!
When I was told about my childhood...
Yes, for a moment, I looked like my mother.
Then let's get started.
Yes!
What level will you start with?
First of all, from the middle school level.
Middle school!
Who's in middle school?
Yes!
Oh, you're still in middle school!
I'm in third grade.
Third grade.
Look!
We're the same age.
How old are you?
I'm twenty-one.
You're twenty-one years old.
Yes.
I'm counting on you!
Please!
Question one. What is the probability of a math problem?
Probability? No way!
Math problem? No way! No way! No way!
I don't like it!
What is the probability of throwing two dice and the total number of dice is seven?
What?
You can do it if you count it.
There are two dice.
Two dice.
It's up to six, right?
Wait! Wait a minute!
You can do it if you count it one by one.
I just have to count it, right?
Yes!
One by one. It's one and six, right?
Yes!
Two and five. Three and four.
Wait! One and six?
Three and four?
You can't count it.
Wait! Wait!
You can do it if you count it!
Let's say the total number of dice.
Yes!
One-thirty-sixth?
It's like throwing it thirty-six times and it might come out once.
Up to thirty-six...
It's very good.
Mexico!
Four percent.
There are six dice in one dice, right?
Since there are two dice, you multiply six by two and get twelve.
And somehow, there are two more, right?
I just said something important!
Huh?
In the calculation...
"Somehow" doesn't exist.
Mitsui-san!
Mitsui-san, this one!
Thirty-sixth?
Correct!
Wow!
Even though you're an expert!
Let's lower the level.
Yes, let's lower the level.
Lower the level.
Even though you're an elementary school student!
Yes, even though you're an elementary school student!
You know it!
It's a four-letter word question!
Four-letter word?!
It's not!
There are four-letter words in China, too!
There are!
Like "one, two, three, four"...
"one, two, three, four"...
"you won't worry".
Huh?
Even if you drop a good number, it will always go up!
"danki" is "sire" in Mandarin.
Here you go, four-letter word!
Four-letter word?
Yes, four-letter word!
"umani nenbutsu"? (to be obsessed with horses?)
I don't know!
Your favorite four-letter word?
"shimen soka". (to read books)
"shimen soka", which one?
"issho kenme". (to work hard)
"issho kenme", yes.
"shoshi kantetsu". (to be diligent)
"shoshi kantetsu", yes.
"happou bijin"? (to be beautiful in all directions)
"sayuu taishou"? (to be symmetrical in all directions)
What is this?!
Good, good, good!
- It looks fine, right? - Four-letter word, good, right?!
Okay!
Okay, elementary school students' question, here is the four-letter word!
Okay!
Fill in the brackets of the four-letter word, which represents two things at the same time, and complete it!
Okay!
I don't know what it is!
"kanjima"! (manager)
Okay, do your best until you get to "kanjima"!
I did it!
You did it?!
Yes!
Okay!
I already have one that I love!
Professor!
Yes!
Okay, can we start with Professor Ishibashi Takagaki?
Professor Ishibashi!
- Here is the final answer! - Don't lie to me!
"ittou ryoudan" (one-sided jokes)
Does it mean it's wrong?
"ittou" is more wrong than "ryoudan"...
What?!
- It's technically wrong... - No way!
"ittou ryoudan" (one-sided jokes)
- "ittou" is more correct than "ryoudan"... - Yes, "ittou ryoudan" (one-sided jokes)
- Ah, that's what "ryoudan" is! - You wanted to say that, didn't you?!
- That's what it is! - That's what it is!
There is a word called "ittou ryoudan", but it has a different meaning, and it's more like "bassari ryoudan" (barely joking)
What about "dakaishou"?!
"dakaishou" is correct! Here is the answer!
"ichiro ryohou" (one-time jokes)
- "ichiro ryohou" (one-time jokes) - That's right!
If you think about it like that, "niinakusen" was also close!
- It was, wasn't it?! - Here is the answer!
"ippatsu ryohou" (one-time jokes)
Seriously?!
- Right?! - So close!
- So close?! - You can say two things at the same time, right?!
- Yes! - But it's "ippatsu" (one-time)
"ippatsu" means "one-time" and "ryohou" means "one-time", right?!
- That's right! - That's right!
- I'd like to see "mitsui-san" too! - Ah, that's good!
"mitsui-san", go ahead!
"ichidenryosha" (one-train train)
I think it's "denshaichiryo" (one-train train)
- Ah, but the correct answer is... - Welcome!
- This one! - That's right!
"renbe-san" (one-time jokes)
- Both of you have been given one chance to speak. - Both of you!
- So, one chance for both of you is close! - But I have a question!
- I want history! - I want history!
- Then, let's go for history! - History problem is "photos"!
- Yes, in textbooks, photos are usually like this!
- Next picture is... - What is it?!
- I've never seen this picture before! - I've seen this picture before!
- Long ago... - What are you doing? - In our program...
- You played the role of "caesar", didn't you? - Eh, I don't know! I really don't know!
- He passed away... - Eh, is it possible?! - Eh?!
- He was a dandy! - Yes, he was a dandy! - Yes!
- Then, could you tell me what you've done? - Yes, please!
- After all... - Eh?!
- Okada Masami-san... - Eh?!
- Thank you for getting caught up in my hint! - Eh, you got caught up in my hint?!
- Well, you do look like "Captain Fanfan", don't you?! - No, I don't!
- There's one more picture I'd like to see! - Yes!
- Mitsui-san's picture! - Yes!
- Are you serious?! - Takeuchi Mitsui-san's young picture!
- Young?! - Look at her uniform! - Eh, you're not serious?!
- Are you from Junae?! - Junae?! - Peri?! - Peri?! - Peri Raikou?!
- No! Peri isn't like that! - Peri Raikou... - Peri isn't like that!
- You know, "peri" isn't even a name until "raikou"!
- It's not "peri raikou"!
- "peri raikou"!
- Huh?! This hexagon is coming!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Eh?! - Eh?!
- I love this!
- Amazing!
- What is it?! - Why did you do it?!
- Because you guys say it's too thick, this makes it look slimmer!
- You guys were talking about putting things in and out of the mirror a lot of times...
- You like putting things in and out of mirrors, don't you?! - Eh, in what way?!
- We came here to ask you some questions! - What?! Really?!
- We came here to ask you some questions! - Really?! - Yes.
- You were doing great, but not at all. Too cute, we want to fire you! - What?!
- Asking people in Japan and by yourselves, what is the hardest thing to do in Japan? - In Japan?!
- Please write your answers! - What's the worst thing to do in Japan?!
- In Japan?! - Yeah!
I think I've learned a little.
- Right? - Huh? What?
I think everyone learned it in elementary school or middle school.
A few years ago, "deep impact" and "bake" were hard, weren't they?
It's said that it's the hardest in Japan.
- It's the closest, right? - Yes.
- Let's listen to everyone's answer. - Yes!
- Open it! - Go ahead!
Is there anyone who's close?
Please tell us the correct answer. What is it?
In Japan, the hardest thing is...
Inoue Jun and Sakai Masaki's bond!
- Wow! - Wow!
I wish I knew that!
- It's hard! - It's hard!
The bond between you two is hard!
- I know! - The table's going to move, so stop it!
Can you ask me a gentle question?
A gentle question?
Then I'll answer first.
- Okay? - Okay.
I'll describe a person, and you'll guess whose impersonation it is.
- Got it? - Got it!
I'll impersonate a famous Japanese person, so look and guess.
Here I go!
I know who it is!
- I know who it is! - Okay, go ahead!
- Huh? Who is it?! - I know who it is!
- It's too easy!
- I know who it is! - I know who it is!
Got it?
I knew you two would get it today.
I'll impersonate all of you. Here I go!
Rini is...
a person pulling a rope.
And Tanaka-san is Matsuda Seiko-san.
You'll get in trouble!
What was the correct answer?
Duran, please!
It's Imori Miyuki, who was dancing in a leotard while auditioning for "Horipro".
Did you get it?
Of course I did! It's been played more than 5,000 times on TV!
That's right!
When she debuted, her catchphrase was "Imori Miyuki, 16 years old, still nobody's."
Her debut song was "Hitomi no Chikai".
Remember it well!
By the way, is "Imori Miyuki, 16 years old, still nobody's?"