AISubs v3.5
Let me introduce the next guests.
It's been 4 months since they appeared.
It's Morning Musume.'s members!
Unfortunately, there aren't many people who know about them.
The current Morning Musume.'s members don't have a strong taste.
The other day, "sato da" had a strong taste.
It's been a while since we've had a delicious side dish and eaten a lot of rice.
But the original idiot is Morning Musume.'s members, isn't it?
When did it become like that?
In the past, Morning Musume.'s members had a strong taste like that.
Let's look for a strong taste like that one more time.
I'd like to decide on an idiot.
No!
But it's okay, right?
The current Morning Musume.'s members have changed.
I don't think they're the same as they used to be.
I think they've grown up and grown up.
I'd like to rest assured.
Let's do it!
I'd like to decide on an idiot!
I'm Konoshi of Morning Musume.'s members.
I'll be giving a speech today.
Thank you for having me.
You're amazing, Konoshi.
Thank you very much.
Konoshi!
Yes?
Really?
What are you doing now?
What am I doing?
By the way, my senior is Kagakki.
Oh, I see.
It's nice of you, Konoshi.
Thank you.
How old are you?
I'm five years old.
Thank you very much.
What's your name?
My name is Junta.
Junta.
I'm a little flustered.
Hey!
Junta!
Junta, I'm watching you!
When I was told about my childhood, I became a mother's face for a moment.
Shall we get started?
Yes!
What level will you start with?
First of all, I'll start with middle school level.
Who's in middle school?
Me!
Are you still in middle school?
I'm in the third year of middle school.
We're the same age.
How old are you?
I'm twenty-one years old.
You're twenty-one years old?
Yes.
Shall we start?
Yes!
Question one. What is the probability of a middle school student's question?
Probability? No way! Middle school student?
Middle school student? No way! No way! No way! No way!
What is the probability of throwing two dice and the total number of dice is seven?
What?
You can do it if you count it.
Count it!
There are two dice.
Two dice!
It's up to six, right?
Wait! Wait a minute!
You can do it if you continue counting.
You can do it if you count it, right?
Yes!
You can do it if you continue counting.
One and six, right?
Yes!
Two and five.
Three and four.
Wait! One and six?
Three and four?
You can't even count it.
Wait! Wait!
You can do it if you continue counting.
Shall we say the total number of dice?
Yes!
One-thirty-sixth?
It's like you throw it thirty-six times and it comes out once.
It's very good up to thirty-sixth.
Four percent!
There are six dice in one dice, right?
There are two dice in one dice, so six times two is twelve.
And somehow there are two more.
She said something important.
She didn't say "somehow" in her calculation.
Mitsui!
Let's lower the level a little.
Lower the level.
Elementary school students! Elementary school students!
Do you know it?
No, I don't know it.
It's an abbreviation word.
An abbreviation word?!
No way!
There's an abbreviation word in China, too.
Yes, there is.
It's like "one, two, three, four" or something like that.
"one, two, three, four"?!
You won't believe.
Huh?!
Even if you drop a good rice, you can always get it back.
Short-term can't be long-term.
Short-term...
Here you go!
One strawberry?
Yes, one strawberry.
Horses and sticks?
I don't know! Your favorite four-letter word?
"Shimen-soka" (a kind of Japanese poem)
"Issho-kenme" (a kind of Japanese poem)
"Shoshi-kantetsu" (a kind of Japanese poem)
"Happo-bijin" (a kind of Japanese poem)
"Sayu-taisho"? (a kind of Japanese poem)
Is it okay?
Yes, it's fine!
Four-letter word is fine!
Here is the four-letter word for elementary school students.
Fill in the brackets and complete the four-letter word that represents two things at the same time.
I don't know!
Try your best!
I did it!
You did it?
Yes!
One of my favorite words came up.
"Kyoju" (a kind of Japanese poem)
Let's start with Mr. Ishibashi Tagaki.
Mr. Ishibashi!
Here is the final answer!
"Itto-ryodan" (a kind of Japanese poem)
Does it mean it's wrong?
"Itto" is wrong.
What!?
No way!
"Itto-ryodan" (a kind of Japanese poem)
What's "itto-ryodan"?
You wanted to say this, didn't you?
"Itto-ryodan" is a word with different meaning.
What about "dakaisho"?
"Dakaisho" is correct!
"Ichido-ryodan" (a kind of Japanese poem)
In that case,
Ms. Niigaki was close.
It was close.
Right?
"Ippatsu-ryohou" (a kind of Japanese poem)
Why!?
It was close!
It was close!?
You got two answers at the same time.
But you got "Ippatsu-ryohou".
"Ippatsu-ryohou" (a kind of Japanese poem)
That's right!
I'd like to see Ms. Mitsui's answer.
Sounds good!
Ms. Mitsui, please!
"Ichiden-ryosha" (a kind of Japanese poem)
"Densha-ichiryo" (a kind of Japanese poem)
But the correct answer is...
This one!
Both of you will benefit from it.
Let's talk about history.
History is about photos.
Photos are usually on textbooks.
Next picture is about this.
I've seen this picture before.
He was a host of our show.
I don't know.
Is it true?
He was a dandy.
He was a dandy, wasn't he?
Let's start with Mr. Ishibashi Takaaki.
Yes, please.
By the way, Ms. Okada Masumi.
Thank you for getting caught in my hint.
You got caught in my hint.
You look like Colonel Fanfan.
I want to see one more picture.
It's about Mr. Mitsui.
Yes.
Is it true?
Mr. Mitsui is young.
Look at his uniform.
It's not true.
Is he a sailor?
Perry?
Perry Raikou?
No, it's not Perry Raikou.
Perry doesn't have a name until Raikou.
It's not Perry Raikou.
Perry Raikou.
It's a hexagon.
Yes.
Is it true?
I love this picture.
It's amazing.
What is it?
Why did you say yes?
Because you said I'm fat.
So I look slimmer in this picture.
You said you want to show your body in the mirror.
You like showing your body in the mirror, don't you?
What did you say?
I came here to ask you a question.
Really?
It's not good at all.
You are too cute.
What do you think is the hardest thing in Japan?
In Japan?
Please write your answer.
The hardest thing in Japan?
In Japan?
Yes.
I think everyone learned it in elementary school or middle school.
A few years ago, "deep impact" and "bake" were hard.
It's said to be the hardest thing in Japan.
Let's hear everyone's answer.
Please open it.
Is there anyone who is close?
Please tell me the correct answer.
What is the correct answer?
The hardest thing in Japan is...
Jun Inoue and Masaki Sakai's bond!
The bond between the two of you is hard!
The table will move, so please stop.
Can you give me a gentle question?
A gentle question?
I will give you a question.
I will describe a person, so you have to guess who he is impersonating.
Do you understand?
I will impersonate a famous person in Japan, so you have to guess who he is impersonating.
Let's go!
Yes, it's you.
Yes, it's you!
Who is it?
I know who it is!
You surprised me!
Who is it?
Do you know who it is?
I thought you would know who it is.
Let's hear everyone's answer.
Please open it.
Rini is...
a person who pulls a rope.
Oh, it's from "Ugoki".
And Tanaka-san is Matsuda Seiko-san.
You'll get in trouble.
What was the correct answer?
Duran, please!
It's Miyuki Imori, who was dancing in a leotard when she auditioned for "Horipro".
Did you get it?
Why can't you get it?
It's been broadcasted more than 5,000 times on TV.
Keep it down!
Miyuki Imori, 16 years old, was a catchphrase when she debuted.
She's still nobody.
Her debut song is "Hitomi no Chikai".
Remember it well.
By the way, is she still nobody?
That's right.
She's still nobody.
I've had this dream many times
I can't give up
It doesn't matter if it's a girl or a boy
It's the same here
I was born on a star I love
I met someone I love
Because it's a road like a meteor
There's also sadness and joy
Be kind to me
Oh yes!
Be a human
Be in love
What is life?
Is it laughing?
Or is it wearing clothes?
Love is one choice!
Like a baby crying to live
Be a pure heart that was born
Everyone, fall in love! Is life good or bad?
It depends on whether you laugh or not
Life is fun time!
Like a baby crying to live
A pure heart that was born
Is life good or bad?
There is not a single person who laughs
Today and tomorrow, 24 hours a day
Everyone is wrapped up in the morning sun
Oh chance! Oh yeah! You get a chance!
On a journey in the morning
Oh chance! Oh yeah! You get a chance! Oh yeah!