AISubs v3.5
Now, let me introduce our next guest.
It's his first appearance.
He's one of the gyams!
Let's welcome our next guest!
- What kind of school is this? - It's amazing, isn't it?
- Move forward a little. - This is... I'm sorry.
- You can see it now, but if you couldn't see it... - I drew a line just barely.
- You're wearing shorts, right? - Yes, of course.
You don't have to show me!
- You don't have to show me at all? - Yes, you don't have to show me.
It's shorts!
What are you two doing?
- This unit... - Yes.
- Are you two still good friends? - We're good friends.
- You two watch TV together, don't you? - No, not at all.
- We're really good friends. - Really.
- We even share a room together. - Yes.
- You two don't stay together just to talk on TV, do you? - No, we don't.
- We stay together and go to the bathroom together. - You two go to the bathroom together?
- Yes, we do. - We even go to the bathroom together.
- What's that? - When we're in the studio and we're standing in line, we go in together.
- Let's wipe your sweat! - No, we won't!
- It's not like that! - I'm not jealous at all.
- When you're in the studio and you're like this... - Like this...
Like this!
Like this and then you go "desert!" and talk.
- But you don't have to do that! - But it's not like that!
- You know how you can't talk when you go to the bathroom? - Yes.
- When you go in separately... - You're next to each other?
- You can't cut it off! - No, we can't!
- Don't say something so important like that! - But we're that good friends.
- We can go on a trip together. - We did!
- Where did you go? - Hokkaido.
- Together? - Where did you go? Your hometown?
- Not my hometown, but Sapporo. - Sapporo...
- You can't drink, you're 20! - Yes.
- You're 20 so you should drink more tea and stuff. - It doesn't matter if you're 20!
- It's amazing that you're 20. - I'm 20 now.
- You haven't said "I'm 20" since last year! - No, I haven't said it at all!
- You're lying! - I thought I'd say it.
- Stop it! - It's stiffened. - You did it earlier. - It's already stiffened. - You don't do it anymore?
- My family is throwing a tantrum. It's painful. Stop it. - I don't like being considered siblings. - Stop it, sister. It makes us feel awkward.
- No, no, no. We're not saying no. - You're 20 and you may be able to have a boyfriend in the future. - Yes.
Yes.
If you could, wouldn't the distance change?
Because if you could, you'd want to cherish it, wouldn't you?
Saying "I miss you" or "I want to call you" and stuff like that.
Wouldn't you hate it if that happened?
It's 4 in the middle of the night.
I'm tired and I want to sleep.
You don't want to sleep.
I leave my phone on 3 or 4 times.
I thought there might be something going on.
When I was listening to you, you said "Sorry, I got caught, so wait for me."
Who would call you at 4 in the morning?
I'd freeze.
At 4 in the morning?!
Huh?! Who would do that?!
Who?!
You?!
You're the only one who would wake up at 4 in the morning!
So it's the locals.
It's starting to happen.
From Hokkaido...
People from Hokkaido...
They're starting to...
They're starting to line up at 4 in the morning!
Stop it!
That kind of information is flowing in, isn't it?
Of course!
It's coming out, isn't it?
But when everyone grows up and starts drinking and getting together and drinking,
"How are you?" comes up in the middle of the night.
Well, it's a little hard to say.
If I say it now, my parents might do it for me.
That's about it!
But don't you think it's weird for it to come out?
I'm out here at 4 o'clock!
It's coming out, isn't it?
Yes, it's coming out.
I even call when I can't sleep.
You're annoying!
You're annoying! Really!
You're really annoying!
It can't be helped. You can do it even if you're drunk.
Why don't you have a drink?
Even if you're drunk...
From now on, if you two have a big fight, it might be over.
Yes.
This may be the last song.
No, no, no.
I don't want it to be like that.
In order to teach them how to get along with each other,
they invited their seniors from America.
It's okay if I make a mistake, but I can't think straight.
Ah, I'm Duran, Makkyo from Beverly Hills.
That's right.
Nice to meet you, I'm Catherine.
From now on, we will send you money with the sponsor you see.
I'm Duran, Makkyo from Beverly Hills.
That's right.
Nice to meet you, I'm Catherine.
Today, we came because you said you wanted to ask us something in Japan.
I see.
What kind of questions do we have?
If you don't know anything, you can ask us anything.
I don't know the difficult formulas, but I know the formulas of love.
If you want to know the title of the song, it's on the bed.
Then, do you want to hear it?
Okay, but before that, I'll get out of the bike first.
You have to get out of the bike to talk.
Okay, I'll get out of the bike.
I'm getting out of the bike now.
I'm definitely getting out of it.
Okay, I'm out of it.
Then, I'm going to stop the bike.
Okay, I'll stop it here.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Okay, that's a good guidance.
Then, I stopped it.
Then, I screwed it into tight jeans.
The result of screwing it in is like this.
I'm sure of it because you said it.
I'm sure of it.
By the way, who asked us this question?
Probably, there's someone over there.
I think they want to talk to us.
I see.
Is it right?
Is it right for that person?
Shouldn't we ask them one more time?
We want to talk to you.
Is it right?
Wait a minute. Why doesn't anyone say anything?
I don't know.
What's going on?
Well, since you two want to know, you should sit here.
Then, let's move.
Okay.
I don't know where to start and where to stop.
Anywhere is fine.
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
I want to know your name.
What is your name?
I'm Dylan Macchia.
Dylan.
Nice to meet you.
And you are...
Catherine. Nice to meet you.
Catherine!
Catherine and Dylan have been dating?
Yes, that's right.
You are a couple of tramps.
Wait a minute. What is your name?
Jones.
Nice to meet you, Jones.
Nice to meet you.
And you are...
Bob.
For some reason, I feel like I haven't gotten over it yet. Are you okay?
He's actually called Robert.
Robert!
I'm sorry, Bob.
It's a difficult game.
And you girls, please introduce yourselves.
We are GAM.
GAM is...
Oh, we know about Jerry Beans, but we haven't heard much about GAM.
Is it a bad word?
It must be a new snack.
It can't be wrong.
It hasn't reached us in Beverly Hills yet.
Oh, that's right! Catherine!
What?
You two are the same age as Catherine...
Twenty...
I...
I still go to junior high school.
Junior high school?!
You girls are in junior high school?
That's right.
Catherine has makeup in her wrinkles...
What are you talking about?
Why is this guy saying such rude things?
Isn't it rude for a lady?
Robert!
Cut it out!
That's right.
Catherine will go home!
That's right.
You're right.
Oh...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That's right.
Can we compare how close you two are?
OK.
Are you cold? Are you OK?
What's wrong, Robert?
I don't know if you're cold or not.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Let's cheer up and do it.
OK.
Let's do it.
Let's do it!
Let's ask about their relationship.
OK.
Bill and Catherine are lovers.
That's right.
Do you promise to get married?
I haven't said that yet.
After all, I'm sixteen years old.
I haven't said that yet.
There's no need to rush into the future.
Be careful, you two!
- An airplane is scary? What does that mean? - An airplane is scary? What does that mean?
That's right. It's like that, isn't it? An airplane is like a monster or something scary attached to it.
What are you talking about? That explanation is too vague, you know?
- What do you mean? - Have you seen the fourth movie called "Tour Light Zone"?
- Have you seen it? - No, I haven't.
A man with fear of heights got on an airplane and looked out of the window. Then, there was a monster on its wings.
- That's right! - To make matters worse, that's non-fiction.
- "Tour Light Zone"! - You're right!
- You're blabbing. - You're right!
- You're right!
- That's right, so... - We're correct. - How did you get here?
- Us? - You're lying!
We came here by bicycle.
- Your memories are good, aren't they? - Yes, you're right.
- We're a couple of people who can travel together. - Yes, we are.
What's your answer? Which one do you like more?
Hmm... Kyoto or Nara...
What was Nara's?
I saw Nara's big one.
What was Nara's big one?
Daibutsukon.
Nara's Daibutsukon.
It's not Daibutsukon.
It wasn't Daibutsukon?
It's Daibutsu!
That's right.
It wasn't Daibutsukon.
It was Daibutsu.
But it's too big.
It's very big.
What is it?
Even if it's big, it's not as big as Chihoma's.
It's big!
What is it?
Small jokes are fine.
Next, big dishes.
Tsukikila and the two of you chose the opposite.
There's not much left.
You can eat it cleanly.
There's nothing left.
Kamameshi is delicious!
You're pretty Japanese.
I went to eat kamameshi.
Then I was waiting for 30-40 minutes.
But Japanese people want to eat kamameshi.
So they wait.
Kamameshi is...
You cook rice in a pot.
You put in lettuce, chicken, squid and shrimp.
It's very delicious and fluffy.
You eat it.
But you wait for 30-40 minutes.
Calm down!
If you suddenly talk about kamameshi...
It'll get too hot.
Everyone waits.
Do you wait?
Americans don't wait.
But everyone waited. I was surprised.
But it was very delicious.
What is annoying you?
The most important thing is how to make up.
If you sleep, you will forget.
You will forget.
You will start from scratch.
Tomorrow, you will...
You will have your period.
Of course.
Periods are eternal for Americans.
That's right.
No matter what you fight about, as long as you have your period, you will make up.
That's right.
By the way, Brenda also had her period when we fought a lot.
And...
Wait a minute.
What did you say?
Didn't you say "Brenda"?
What did I say? What the hell is "Brenda"?
You said "Brenda" completely wrong.
Can you swear?
Can you swear you didn't say it?
I can't believe you had your period.
Of course you have it.
Of course you don't have it.
Of course you have it.
Of course you don't have it, but...
I can swear you have your period.
I didn't say "Brenda".
Really?
That's right.
Then I believe you.
OK!
Really?
It's in here.
It's not easy.
Really!
Meina, you should try it, too.
You'll have a goal in the future, too.
You'll be able to work outside of singing and be liked by girls, too.
You won't be limited in singing, but you'll have a wide range of customers.
Here's your dream for the future.
Can you dance?
I'm a cheerleader now, but there are many people who are worse at dancing than me.
So I can't forgive you.
It's okay.
If you're confident, you'll be fine.
I'm sure I'm more active.
Calm down.
Then I'll show you my dance.
Again?
Look at me, everyone.
Bush! Clinton! Kennedy! America is the best! Yeah!
It's wonderful, isn't it?
Did you see her short limbs?
She looks like a foreigner.
What do you mean "foreigner"?
She looks like a Japanese.
I like Japan, so I don't mind.
The way you dance is definitely "snack mama."
Snack mama.
Why don't you dance again with that "mama" in mind?
What kind of image will you have of dancing?
Like this?
I see.
I've never done it before, but it's close to that image.
It's close to my image.
You're a genius!
You're so cute! You're getting cuter!
Thank you for being cute.
Hey, hey!
Don't let Catherine do "sako-ireno-dakamori-age."
Ouch!
(laughter)
Earlier, um...
I got a driver's license.
(laughter)
So, um...
When I put it in the parking lot, I was very confused.
(laughter)
Should I put it in from the front or from the back?
But I like putting it in either way from the front or from the back.
(laughter)
Catherine, what did you say?
What?
Catherine, what did you say?
When I came to Japan, it was on TV.
So... I completely copied it.
(laughter)
What do you think of these two for the first time?
I think you two would be good at gigs.
Yeah.
It doesn't feel like you're biting each other.
It doesn't feel like you're forcing each other.
I see.
It feels like you're forcing each other.
Forcing each other?
It's like, "If you're in a good mood, it's okay."
If you're in a good mood, it's okay.
(laughter)
We've gotten so close.
Yeah.
What do Japanese people do?
They talk to each other.
Yes.
Until they're convinced.
I don't know if it's too much of a conversation.
But...
Friendship and vitamin C are weak against heat.
You know what I mean?
(laughter)
Oh, that's right.
There's someone I want to introduce you to.
Yeah, there is.
He won't say, "He'll be here soon," but...
Is there someone you want to meet?
Who is it?
(music)
It seems like he's here.
(music)
(laughter)
Oh, there he is!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, Peter!
Peter Parker!
(laughter)
Where have you been?
What are you doing, Peter?
Where have you been?
Why don't you ask Sebastian Machiavelli?
(laughter)
Hey, what are you saying?
I've been walking around for five hours.
- Listen! - It's my line!
That's right, if you didn't come to Sebastian Machiavelli, you'd be in trouble.
What do you mean? I was walking around for five hours in a tea lounge above a hotel in Sebastian Machiavelli.
- Listen! - Where did you go?
- Hotel? - I was walking around in a tea lounge above a hotel.
Listen carefully! We went to a zoo above a hotel! (laughter)
Why did you go to a zoo above a hotel?
I won't listen to you until the end, so there's no such thing.
If you don't listen to me, Catherine, I'll put that word in a ribbon and return it to the warehouse.
- I don't know what you're talking about. - And what did you do in the zoo?
- Those people are talking about us. - That's right, they're attacking us.
- I see. - We're in trouble.
As soon as you see it, you'll know.
- Apparently it's not a picnic. - No, it's not.
- What is it? - It's not a picnic.
- The war is over. - We have to forgive it.
- That's right. - If you don't forgive it, you'll get beaten up and I'll punch you in the face.
You're exaggerating, Peter. What are you talking about? You're not good at fighting.
- It's okay, it's not like I'm Mike Tyson. - That's right.
- It's not like you're Mike Tyson. - It's not like you're Mike Tyson.
- But you can't do it. - That's right.
- The school is being bullied. - It's not like that.
- There's an easier way. - What is it?
Don't listen to me. Don't criticize me.
- What? - Then Japanese people can't say "no".
- I see. - I see.
- Japanese people can't say "no". - Japanese people can't say "no".
- You're the best, Peter. - You're the best.
- Well, it's about time for us to go up... - Okay, we'll wait for you.
- Hey, don't leave me alone! - Hey, don't leave me alone!
- Apparently, he's planning to go up to the hotel again. - I didn't hear about it until the end.
- Apparently, it's better for him to go back to Japan. - It seems like it.
- Well, shall we go back to Beverly Hills? - Okay. - Okay.
- If we have the opportunity again, of course, we'll meet again.
- Of course, we'll meet again.
- Okay, we'll go now.
- Get in the bike. - Okay. - Get in.
- See you later. - Don't leave me alone! - Don't leave me alone!
- I don't hate you. - I don't hate you.
- You're overdoing it. - Bye-bye! - Bye-bye! - Bye-bye!
- Are you two good friends? - Well, we finished our story.