AISubs v3.5
It's 7 o'clock now.
2 hours.
I still think we don't have a 7 o'clock face.
Why?
It's barely 8 o'clock.
Isn't it better if it's a little deeper?
Is there a definition for a 7 o'clock face?
Refreshing.
Refreshing, yes.
Kindness.
Kindness, yes.
A person who is kind to others.
Isn't it these three?
Well, there are people like Nabe-san next to Sekiguchi-san.
Then, before you sit on the wall...
Is it that side?
I can do it if it's that side.
Then, I will skip from 7 o'clock to 1 o'clock.
I will definitely do it from 8 o'clock.
I don't like this kind of thing.
Then, I will do it without making a fuss.
Without making a fuss?
At 7 o'clock?
Yes.
Okay, sit down!
Okay!
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One, two...
We're cute!
Nice to meet you!
Peace!
Okay, okay, sit down!
Nice to meet you!
Okay, what should we do? Why are we cute?
Tell me about it!
Okay!
Cute means cute.
Plus, it's in harmony with nature and environment.
Huh? You're...
A man from Oobayashi?
You say that a lot!
Oobayashi, huh?
Let me introduce myself.
I'm the leader!
I'm Mayumi Iejima and I'm in 8th grade.
My favorite food is cherry tomatoes!
That's nice.
Cute!
I'm Saki Nakajima and I'm in first grade.
My favorite food is rice cake.
Nice to meet you!
Rice cake...
Thank you!
Kanna-chan!
Yes! I'm Kanna Marihara, a first-year junior high school student.
My favorite food is melon.
I'm Metallica, a third-year junior high school student.
My favorite food is edamame.
I'm Okai, a sixth-year junior high school student.
My favorite food is La France.
I'm Suzuki Airi, a first-year junior high school student.
My favorite food is bell pepper and goya.
Dad, you're a professional golfer, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Have you ever thought of becoming a professional golfer, Airi-chan?
No, I haven't.
Why not?
I used to play when I was little, but I'm not good at singing.
Why? Is it because you make a lot of slices?
I'm a first-year junior high school student...
Huh?
What?
I'm a first-year junior high school student, Hagi Aranmai.
My favorite food is my mom's homemade
human and pork tenderloin soy sauce marinated fish.
Huh? Human and pork?
What kind of soy sauce marinated fish?
It's mustard soy sauce marinated fish.
Mustard soy sauce marinated fish?
You're so small!
Stand up. Can you stand up for a second?
How tall are you?
I'm about 143cm.
How much do you weigh?
I'm about 28kg.
Huh? You're about 28kg?
Are you okay?
Is it hot?
It's hot.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with your eyes?
My eyes are shallow.
Your eyes are shallow?
Yes.
It's a song of love.
Kids shouldn't be able to enter a new corner
in about five minutes.
I'm not saying it's spicy.
You've been saying it's spicy since you were little.
It's fun, isn't it?
It's fun.
Look. It's perfect for 7 o'clock.
No matter what I look like, I don't look like you.
Just hold me like this.
I want to be in love with you forever and ever.
I'm not afraid of falling in love with you.
At first, I wasn't.
But you gave me all of you.
Even if we can't say goodbye now,
I'm still excited.
Dissolve into the beautiful night sky.
As I look up at the cherry blossoms, they dissolve into the beautiful night sky.
Hey, one more time!
Laugh and hold me like this
I want to be by your side and look at you
Do you have anything you want to say?
I have worries...
Worries?
Don't say that!
You don't understand us!
How long have you been in the entertainment world?
Five years.
Five years?!
So you joined in the first year of elementary school?
Yes.
I see.
Alright!
I'll do my best and listen to your worries!
Uncle!
Yes?
Is it scary to stay alone?
Is it okay not to drink?
Who is it?
Is my face weird?
No, no...
You look at my face and laugh, don't you?
No, no...
Is my face normal?
No, it's not normal...
What is it?
It's not normal...
No, it's not like that...
I'm sorry!
It's not normal...
I'm going to hit you!
You're strong!
So, what is it?
Yes, and...
When I'm alone in the countryside...
Um...
For example, under the bed...
Or pictures...
Or the sound of a hanger...
Things like that...
Are scary...
There are people under the bed, you know...
What?!
Be careful when you're alone...
Under the bed...
It's really scary...
Um...
If you look in the mirror in front of you...
You'll see an old man under the bed...
I've seen it!
It's really scary!
But it's a lie...
Ah, it's true! It's true! It's true!
It's our job...
To tell the truth about lies!
It's true!
It's a lie!
Okay, next one!
Next...
Tsukku-san, I don't know what you're saying, but...
What should I do in order for you to become a church member?
Yes, like...
Even if it's sushi, it's good for you to eat it lightly...
It's good for you to eat it lightly, right?
With your butt...
With my butt...
With my butt!
Um...
I've decided my own time...
It's not like that!
Your wounds are stiff!
You don't have to poop that much!
Wow...
Is it OK?
OK, next!
OK!
Is it true that the entertainment world is a scary place?
My mom doesn't know where people are looking at me,
so she tells me to say hello wherever I am,
but I say "good morning" even though it's not morning.
Does anyone say "good morning" to you?
Good people?
Good people and bad people...
I don't know, so...
Where do you know?
I just say hello.
Then...
Between this person and this person, who do you think is good?
This person and this person...
Which one do you think you should say hello to?
Both...
Speaking of good people, who do you think is good?
Cameraman?
Actually, just by being on camera,
he can do high fives like this.
The host should go up and...
"Bang!" and say "good morning"!
So, good people are hosts.
If the host doesn't do it properly...
"Good morning!" and say "good morning"!
Everyone, say "good people"!
Good people!
I think it's difficult to judge.
Then, which do you think is better, this person or that person?
I'm not a football player.
Which do you think it is?
The one on the left...
This one?
Oh, wow! That's right!
Correct!
Look at me!
Look at my arrogance!
Okay, then, Ichikawa-san...
Then, I'll do like this...
From me to Nakai-kun, say "duuuun"!
Look!
He's handling the cable!
In other words, this person is connected to that person!
He's connected...
Do you understand?
Yes!
We've always been told that entertainment is scary, but we'll introduce you to the scariest people.
If you experience this fear, you won't have anything to fear anymore.
Then, let's show you the scary part of the entertainment world.
Here it is!
Ah, I don't like it anymore!
It's scary!
It's scary! I don't like it anymore!
It's scary!
My turtle died in two years.
Damn it!
Chan chaka chan chan chachan chan chan chaka chan chan chachan chan chan
When girls gathered and were happy
They told me it wasn't funny
Damn it!
Chan chana chan chan chachan chachan chan chan chaka chan chan chachan chachan chan
When I was told to go back to being a singer- songwriter
The staff also told me to go back
Damn it!
Chan chaka chan chan chachan chachan chan chaka chan chan chachan chachan chan
When I was impersonating Michael Jackson
I was told I only looked like him
Chan chaka chan chan chachan chan chaka chan chan chan
Damn it!
When I was told to go back to being a singer- songwriter
Damn it!
When I was told to go back to being a singer- songwriter
I can dance, right?
Damn it!
Do you know Koumei Dayuu?
Yes, I do
Is it your first time?
Yes
Was it good?
It's boring
It's boring!
Damn it!
Is it your first time?
It's my first time
Have you met him before?
Well, I've only seen him on the street
It's just a coincidence!
Is it okay? You haven't done a lot of pretending, have you?
Not really!
How is it? Is it better in person?
Would you like to introduce yourself in your own voice?
Ah, hello
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Don't do it! It's dangerous!
Ah, it's dangerous!
Is it okay?
Who knows?
I thought I was going to die!
Who are those two behind you?
Ms. Koumei is not very good at talking, so I'll be doing a translation. My name is Nagashima.
Thank you!
And...
My name is Kazumi.
Kazumi!
Thank you!
Now, I'd like you to tell us about your profile.
Here it is!
A lot of people take auditions and a lot of people fail!
Which university are you from?
Asahikawa University!
Hokkaido!
That's right!
You really don't know how to shake it off, do you?
Let's have everyone ask a question!
- Mai-chan! - Yes!
- How much do you get paid per month? - You two, right?
I think you all get paid a little, but...
Are you paid monthly or monthly?
Me? Well... I'm paid monthly.
- Licensed. - You get paid for your work.
- Okay, next! - Yes!
- Suzuki-chan! - Yes!
- How do you get paid? - Oh!
How do you get paid?
I just go for auditions.
I heard you went for a lot of casual auditions.
What kind of auditions did you go for?
I used to go for auditions for the Daddy's division!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
It says "age" and "secret", but...
- I'm 34 years old. - Oh!
- You're the Hikaru Genji generation, right? - Of course! I admire you!
You admire Hikaru Genji? Why did you become like this?
You know, Akai-kun worked really hard.
Wait! Wait a minute!
Please don't say my real name!
Are you Takashi?
Please don't say my real name!
Well, this time we have two teams at the same time.
So next time you come, only you and Komitaya-san will come here.
Thank you very much!
Wait a minute!
Can you let us sing a song?
What?
Why don't you do it as an entertainer?
No, I want you to enjoy this too!
This is it!
This is it, right?
Only half of it, right?
Only half of it!
Only half of it, right?
Now, let's go!
Everyone of "Komitaya with High Cheese", this is "Pure Cherry Blossom Clouds".
Pure Cherry Blossom Clouds
Even if I'm loved by everybody
If I'm loved by someone I want to forget
Even if you step back, it's already over
What did you say?
Everything's fine, Sakura!
What's your song?
It's "Sakura's Diary"
It's dangerous if you wear it
This is dangerous