AISubs v3.5
Without further ado, let's introduce them!
For the third month in a row, it's the Morning Musume.
Thank you for having us!
So, the new members are...
- Yes! - Yes!
- You're a new girl! - Yes!
- Alright, please introduce yourself.
Yes!
I'm 14 years old from Shiga Prefecture.
I'm a 2nd year junior high school student, Mitchi Aika.
- I'm Mitchi. - That's right.
- Mitchi? Aika? - That's not it.
- That's not it! - That's not it!
- Stop it! - Mitchi, Mitchi!
Doesn't she look like Yawara-chan?
So, it's Valentine's Day soon.
Will you give chocolates to your boyfriends on Valentine's Day?
Why would we do that?
- So you all have boyfriends, right? - Is that it?
- No! - No!
- So you don't have a boyfriend? - No!
I see, you don't know anything about love yet.
Then I'll introduce you to a teacher who knows everything about love.
It's this person! Please come in!
I'm sorry, I'm here again!
By the way, who do you like in Morning Musume?
- Um, I don't know. - Oh.
- You know? - Who?
- Who do you like? - I know, but I don't want to say it now.
I'm sorry!
Compared to young girls, I feel like I haven't been young for about 10 years.
The smell is different!
The reason you two came here today is because you don't have the time or the position to be in love.
So we'd like you to tell us about love.
"Tell me, Prince!" Morning Musume.'s Love Consultation Room!
Let's start with Kujimuko. Her question is...
In order to become a popular woman, what should you do?
In order to become a popular woman...
Popular doesn't mean how popular you are or anything like that.
Popular doesn't mean things like this?!
Is this a bad joke?
Well, you know, I'm not young, you know.
This is crazy! This is funny! This is crazy!
Well, I guess I'll make it even funnier.
What's with you?! What's with you?!
Well, being popular doesn't mean how popular you are or anything like that?!
What do you mean "popular"?
Popular doesn't mean...
This is hard!
What do you mean "popular", senpai?!
Popular doesn't mean anything like that!
Popular doesn't mean being popular with people you like or animals you like.
There are many ways of being popular.
What kind of woman do you like, then?
You know, I like people who are pretty and have a bad conscience.
But even if you say "pretty", everyone has a different way of looking at things.
They have different standards.
They have different ways of looking at things.
That's right, isn't it, senpai?
What's with you?! What's with you?!
You can only say things like that, can't you?!
Then let me ask you, too.
Yes, yes.
What do you mean "popular woman"?
What are you talking about?
What's with you?!
What do you do when you become "popular woman", then?
It's different for everyone.
No, you like people you like, so you like people you like...
That's good, that's good.
You like people you like, so you like people you like...
Is it alright for me to say that, senpai?
It's interesting.
You like people you like, so you like people you like...
No matter how many times you come, you won't let me sing!
But you did sing once, didn't you, Takara-san?!
That was funny.
Cute, cute.
Yes.
So, what is it?
You like men you like...
That's why you can match it with the taste of men you like, right?
For example, if you push a bus for one meter, it won't hurt you for one meter, right?
If you raise your hands high, I'll put a pumpkin in your head, or something like that.
Isn't Shigeru Umi a psychiatrist?
That's right! Isn't that Mai Umi-san?
Every time I was doing a sectoring, my back wasn't enough so I put a bump on my head.
It's not a hair, hair smells.
Ayashi!
Yes!
Until you get married, how many people do you want to date?
Senpai, isn't it fine if it's about 100 people?
What? Is it that much?
You two don't know the story, do you?
100 people...
But what does 100 people mean?
100 people... well...
10 packets are 10 packets, right?
If you make 10 people into packets, 100 people will go away right away, right?
That's right.
Does it mean you dated 10 people at once?
I don't know.
I think it's the easiest way to know.
You're not laughing, are you, senpai?!
Are you a life chooser or something?!
How many people did you want to date?!
What does 100 people mean?
About 3 or 4 people, right?
Good quality people, right?
Good quality people...
Yes, good quality people.
What kind of people are good quality?
They make you improve.
Make you improve, yes.
That's difficult.
They make you improve...
Like, "tantantantan", and they chop up small green onions and stuff like that.
That's amazing. Everyone does it.
Even you, Juni-san, you do it, right?
3 or 4 people.
3 or 4 people!
3 or 4 people, right?!
Okay, I got it.
Let's go to the next one.
Yes! What should a man look at when choosing clothes?
When a man is wearing clothes or when he's naked, which is it?
When he's wearing clothes!
Yes! When he's wearing clothes!
If you look at a man who's wearing clothes, doesn't he only have a face?
Or a personality.
Or a personality!
If you look at a personality, you can't look at it all at once, right?
Do you know what kind of person you are?
I don't know.
I don't know. I just kind of... date people like this.
I don't know about women, but at first you have to look at their faces and decide if you like them or not.
It's not something simple, is it?
It's the opposite. It's not a preference.
Some people who got married because they thought it was better than not getting married have not calculated how much they like each other in the past.
Is it true?
Don't say things you don't want to say!
It's not like they didn't calculate how much they like each other in the past. Some people got together because they liked each other, but it didn't work out.
Some people were people you hated, but as you got to know each other, you started to like each other.
Like what? Gum?
Gum.
Gum is something you chew...
Chew?
It's something you chew.
You chew it!
So it was more of a preference.
You can tell by looking at their eyes.
What do you mean by "looking at their eyes"?
You can see everything.
Well, I thought you had a little bit of white eye disease.
Like trachoma.
Trachoma...
When you look at someone's eyes...
It's good to look at someone's eyes!
When you're wearing clothes...
When you're taking off your clothes...
When you're taking off your clothes, what's good?
When you're taking off your clothes...
When you're taking off your clothes, you can't look at someone's eyes and say, "You idiot!"
Let's go to the next one!
Why do you cheat on someone you like?
Isn't that just what you think?
Isn't it a misunderstanding?
Where does cheating come from?
In short, there are serious people, so it's just cheating.
But cheating is serious, isn't it?
Then it's serious, isn't it?
Why are you cheating?
Isn't it okay because you're serious?
But isn't cheating related to the person you're cheating with?
It's related!
It's related to the person you're cheating with!
Like what?
Like at night...
It's not at night!
It's not at night, but in the afternoon...
Isn't it easy to touch?
It's not like that!
Whether it's a political movie or in the afternoon...
Whether it's in the afternoon, in the morning, or in the middle of the night...
It's not in the middle of the night, it's in the middle of the night!
Where did you say it was?
Ah, but everyone, how old are you?
I'm seventeen.
Ah, then you're seventeen, right?
I'm seventeen!
How far are you cheating?
No, but Rena is...
Rena!
You say your own name a lot, like "Rena", or "Midori" (green)
You say "Rena" a lot, and then...
You say your own name...
Isn't it cute?
It's cute, but...
I can't say it because I'm old...
What do you guys think of 60 year old men talking to each other?
No, we don't like it.
Oh, you don't like it?
Oh, I see.
If you say it like that, we're going to end up talking, right?
How far do you think you can go?
I really don't like meeting people, but...
Like going to the movies?
I don't like getting in touch with people, either.
You don't like getting in touch with people?
I think it's okay for me to do it, but I don't want my partner to do it.
Oh, I see.
So, I think you can go with that idea.
Everyone has their own ideas.
So, for example, how far do you think you can go?
If you two meet each other, we can go.
Oh, if you two meet each other?
Yes.
Then, if you say "Hello" to each other, you can go?
If we do it in secret...
Oh, if you say it in secret...
Then, should I say it?
Yes.
Oh, if you say it in secret...
For example, I'm going to do something else today, so I'll go.
You're too quick!
You can't do that!
I can't?
You can't.
It's not a lie.
Oh, so I can't eat with someone I know?
But that's a lie, right?
Huh?
Sometimes it's a lie, and sometimes it's true...
It's a shame you're clearly telling me it's a lie!
Senpai, tell me! What do you think about cheating?
What do you think about cheating?
Hey, this is a lifetime...
A lifetime is a man's theme, right?
Yes.
So, is it okay for me to say it?
If I say "Teacher, what do you think?" you say it before I say it!
No, no, no...
Junki-san...
Um...
Could you stop for a moment for a while?
Right now, Junki-san...
Could you stop for a moment for a while?
Ah, I'm lonely!
I can't talk anymore!
So, Senpai, that cheating...
Senpai, the criteria for cheating...
Have you ever cheated?
Ah, yes.
Ah, that's good!
Ah, but girls... have you ever cheated?
Yes, we have.
Ah, that doesn't mean you haven't cheated, right?
But there are people who think of it as cheating.
You're narrow-minded, aren't you?
After all, girls have to have a heart like a mother's.
If you do that, you're not allowed to cheat.
No, you can't think of it like that.
These kinds of rules...
Stand or stand, it's up to the girls.
That's a deep meaning.
Is it okay for me to say it?
It's okay!
Um...
When you suck your lips...
"When you suck your lips" is famous...
It's not "lips", it's "when you suck your tongue".
Ah, is it?
I think it's cheating.
Does that mean if you suck your tongue, you're cheating?
Um... specifically, it's not "tongue" or "tongue" but "tongue" or "tongue"...
You're almost 17 years old!
If you're 20 or more, it's okay to cheat a little more...
Right!
It's hard to cheat at 17 years old, right?
It's difficult, right?
For now, I'd like you to be 20 years old.
Okay, next!
Okay!
Um...
If you were to choose between an entertainer and a normal person, which would you choose?
An entertainer and a normal person are the same.
Huh? Which of you are...?
I'm a model for Christian Dior.
Christian Dior is a CD, right?
No, Dior is a chandelier.
Uh, I forgot.
Which one is a chandelier?
Uh... what was it?
Pierre Cardin?
Pierre Cardin!
Pierre Cardin! Well, you three are similar.
Mr. Cardin...
I'm not an entertainer. I work for a trading company.
You're not an entertainer!
For now, I work for a trading company.
You're a normal supporter, right?
Yeah.
Which one would you like?
An entertainer or a normal person, which do you think is better?
Which one is better?
Well, for example...
But, you know...
Mr. Kusumi...
I was about to say that.
Let's go to the last one!
When you quarrel with your boyfriend, how do you make up with him?
Just cry.
No matter how bad it is?
Just say "I'm sorry" and cry.
That's all.
No, I think Mr. Takada has a different answer.
When you quarrel with your boyfriend, how do you make up with him?
From a woman's perspective.
There's an answer in my manual, but I can't say it on TV.
Please tell us about your experience with your boyfriend.
When I quarrel with my boyfriend?
I don't really quarrel with him, but when we quarrel, I leave the house for a while.
You two have a wife now, right?
Do you love her?
Yes.
Of course we love her.
We love her.
How about you, Mr. Kusumi?
Well, that's how it is.
That's why it's hard for me to get up in the morning.
You got the wrong person!
I'm sorry!
How old is your daughter?
I'm 22 years old.
She's younger than my daughter.
Well, she's not my daughter. She's someone else's daughter, so we can date.
I see.
It's too much light here.
Those eyes that love for reasons that will never ever cease.
Hey, hold me. I can't help it that you've fallen for me.
But still, I feel a trounce all over my chest.
This love is like a mystery.
Like it can't be turned back anymore.
Why are you so kind?
Aren't you lonely alone?
Ooh, let me hear your hope
Ah, before my lips dry up
Ah, a smile is nude
From your own loneliness
Don't hold back and make it stronger
No matter what distance we travel
Ah, a smile is nude
But, but it's really wonderful
From far, far away in a dream
For some reason, for some reason
Your smile makes me sleep
I want you to tell me tomorrow
I want you to tell me slowly
Before I stop wishing
I held your hand tight
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, a smile is nude
From your own loneliness
Don't hold back and make it stronger
No matter what distance we travel
Ah, a smile is nude
But, but it's really wonderful
From far, far away in a dream
For some reason, for some reason
Your smile makes me sleep