AISubs v3.5
Are you ready, everyone?
We're about to start recording, but we'd like you to cooperate with us.
We're going to do a little prank, so are you ready, Takaki?
Yes, yes.
Everyone at the venue, please cooperate with us.
Good morning!
To the front!
To the back!
Staff!
Now, let me introduce our guests!
Morning Musume.
Kihiro?
Yes, Kihiro.
You are the youngest.
Koharu-chan!
Yes!
I love plums.
The other day, at night, I realized I had 18 plums and ate them.
Wow!
I ate them and my tongue turned white.
That's too much!
Let me introduce our next guest.
Wow!
What is it?
There's smoke over there.
What?
Smoke.
Oh!
Why?
It's a fire!
It's a fire, isn't it?
A fire?
It's dangerous.
What is it?
Smoke!
What?
I'm scared!
It's a fire!
Calm down.
I'm scared!
What's wrong?
What?
Stop the VTR for a second.
What? I'm scared!
Stop the VTR for a second.
What?
I'm scared!
What?
What is it?
What's wrong?
Look at this.
What?
Really?
Look at this.
What are you doing?
Don't do it!
It's dangerous.
Don't do it!
Are you okay?
You're all here, right?
Thank you for your cooperation!
What do you know?
What is it?
It's exactly what you said.
You're lying!
Hinan-kun!
What?
What's wrong with you?!
Are you out of your mind?!
I thought you were crazy!
This could happen at any time.
What are you talking about?!
Thank you!
I'm going home!
Good morning, everyone.
We just gave you a temporary experience of fire.
Now, I'd like to introduce you to what you should do
when a major earthquake in Tokyo happens.
I'm Yamamura, director of the disaster prevention system research center.
Yamamura-sensei, how likely is it that a major earthquake in Tokyo will occur in recent years?
I think it's very likely.
Since the 1923 Kanto Earthquake,
no major earthquakes have occurred for 82 years.
So, this area is not uncommon for an earthquake of magnitude 7+,
that is, semi-temporary earthquake of magnitude 7+, to occur frequently.
So, it's not strange for an earthquake to occur in a few years.
That's right.
Now, I'd like to give you a disaster prevention quiz.
Here is the first question.
When you are relaxing in the first floor living room of a house,
what is the first thing you should do when you feel an earthquake?
a. Hide under the desk.
b. Go outside.
c. Wait until the quake subsides.
Ready, go!
If you feel an earthquake, hide under the desk.
Hide under the desk.
That's right.
What else?
a. Hide under the desk.
c.
b. Go outside.
Now, teacher, what is the correct answer?
The correct answer is...
b.
Hiding under the desk is definitely not a mistake,
but the worst earthquake is an earthquake in which a house collapses.
If a house collapses,
if you think about what will happen,
the desk will also collapse.
So, first, open the entrance and evacuate to a safe place.
This is the correct answer.
The fish you missed is big
Even if meeting and letting you know is important
The fish you missed is delicious
There can't be another one like this
Don't ask what you want to do
Just move forward honestly
I'm asking you what you want to do
You'll get results for everything you do
That's right, that's right, that's right!
The latest service for low-income people
(That's right, that's right, that's right!)
While drinking alone, someone is passing me by
(That's right, that's right, that's right!)
Same is mine and this is not a bad thing, right?
(That's right, that's right, that's right!)
I really want your back and behind
(That's right, that's right, that's right!)
I really want your back and behind
(That's right, that's right, that's right!)
Believe in love!
Let's do our best! (That's right! That's right! That's right! That's right! That's right! Ha!)
It's better to be scolded than to be scolded! (Ha! Ha!)
Let's learn from our mistakes! (Ha! Ha!)
The fish we missed is big!
Even though meeting and knowing are important!
The fish we missed is delicious!
There's no way we'll meet again!
The fish we missed is big!
Even though meeting and knowing are important!
The fish we missed is delicious!
There's no way we'll meet again!
The fish we missed is big!
Even though meeting and knowing are important!
The fish we missed is delicious!
There's no way we'll meet again!