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Let's check it out!
Let me introduce you again.
We are DEF DIVA!
Nice to meet you!
DEF DIVA has grown up from children to adults.
For adults, I think it's important to check things out.
So we'd like you to check it out.
Let's start with this question.
Mervy Okada will explain it.
Mervy Okada's dirty shopping.
All convenient new items.
Thank you for your ideas.
Look at this.
Look, look, look, look!
Hand roll piano.
Wow!
Though it's a piano, it turns around and gets lost.
Therefore, it's easy to store it.
No matter how narrow your house is, it doesn't get in the way and you can't take it anywhere.
It's easy to carry around, and you can play it anywhere and anytime, whether you're camping or playing music.
The price is 16,800 yen.
All you need is courage, effort and determination.
And finally, I'd like to introduce you to this!
Look, look, look, look, look...
Ta-dah!
A communication-type home-made robot, Wakamaru!
Customers, the era has already come this far.
Look at this robot!
It's amazing because it can communicate using voice communication technology, right?
No, no, not only that!
It's wireless!
It has a warning system, and you don't need a weather forecast.
Well, there are many other technologies, but...
Even at Aichi Expo, it was very successful!
This robot, the price is...
You can buy one for every household!
Look at this!
157,500 yen!
Isn't it cheap?!
All you need is courage, effort and determination.
And finally...
Look, look, look...
There really is something like this!
Today's Japanese bio-technology is far beyond our imagination!
Beautiful, wonderful, snowfall...
It's nothing!
Well, what a heart-shaped site!
It's perfect for a souvenir and a gift!
I'm sure it will win her heart!
The price is 3,800 yen!
Please take it!
All you need is courage, effort and determination!
Thank you very much!
We have three products now...
But only one will be taken away!
Which product is it?
It doesn't matter if it's a kid's question or not...
We have three products now...
Yes, Mr. Takaki!
Why is it "wonderful", "beautiful" and "snowfall"?
It doesn't matter, does it?
Yes!
How many of you were talking while hitting each other?
I have to break my tongue...
Ah, I see...
Now, we only have one product left!
Now, number one, number two, number three...
Please show us which one it is!
When it was number two...
I was reading it all the time...
I felt like I was losing confidence...
Which one is it?
The watermelon was close!
Which one is it?
It's close!
This is "wonderful", "beautiful", "snowfall"...
No, it's close!
Then, what is it?
But, number two's robot...
I put it there earlier...
Please keep that kind of unnecessary information to yourself!
Now, it's time-up!
Now, we'll announce number one first!
What is it?
"Wonderful", "beautiful", "snowfall"...
Number three is not one of those products...
Now, everyone in the audience...
One, two...
"Wonderful", "beautiful", "snowfall"...
What is the correct answer?
Please show us!
Okay!
Number three!
It's a heart-shaped watermelon!
Ishimaki-san is correct!
There is actually a product like this.
By the way, it's not a heart-shaped watermelon, but a pyramid-shaped one.
A pyramid-shaped one?
This product is...
No, there really is one like this.
If it's this shape, instead of it, you can put it in this order.
Wow!
Look at this.
I have a hand-rolled piano.
Wow!
Really?
Wow!
This is amazing!
It's a robot piano!
A robot!
Wow!
It's here!
It's true!
How much is it? 150,000 yen?
150,000 yen?
It's 5,000 yen!
It's not that cheap!
It's not cheap!
The rest is courage and effort.
Wow! It's late!
Hello!
Did you call me?
Nakai?
Yes, yes.
How much is the deposit?
My price is 1,575,000 yen.
Nice to meet you.
Huh?
So that's how it is!
If it's Big River, who's going to pay for it?
It's a refreshing autumn weather.
I'm sorry I couldn't help you.
Thank you for your hard work.
If you don't mind, we can register your face and give you a star fortune.
Then I won't do anything to you.
Is that so?
She might be a bit of a type.
I knew it right away.
Good evening.
A robot is coming.
The second question will be asked by these people.
Go ahead!
Ladies and gentlemen, only one of you is a rich celebrity in your 20s.
Please introduce yourself. How rich are you?
I'm Mika Minowa and I'm from Niigata prefecture.
By the way, what do you do for a living?
I have my own jewelry store and I help out at the store.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Mayumi Fujii and I'm 25 years old.
I don't do anything. I just help out with housework.
So you don't have to work.
By the way, what do you do for a living?
I'm a real estate agent.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Satoe Takahashi and I'm 26 years old.
I live in a house called "Zouno-uchi-ryu" and I'm 17 years old.
Where do you live?
I live in Kamakura city.
By the way, how big is your house?
It's about 1,000 square meters.
1,000 square meters in Kamakura? That's huge!
If you have any questions...
Please tell me your blood type.
Why?
- I'm type A. - I'm type A. - I'm type A. - I'm type B.
- Ishika, what do you think? - I think I know what you're talking about.
No way! Really?!
Ishika, what about you?
Please introduce your favorite male celebrity.
I like Yamamoto Kid.
What about you?
If you're Japanese, you'll like Katori Shinko.
If you're American, you'll like Brendan Fraser.
What does "Brendan Fraser" mean?
- Dessert? - Yes, something like that.
I don't have a TV at home, so I don't know much about it.
But Mr. Takakura has one.
- You don't have a TV at home? - Why not?
Because of my father's education, we don't have a TV.
Then why did you decide to appear in this program?
My father's acquaintance told me about it.
It's also part of my education.
- Education?! - So you don't know much about me?
It would be a lie if I said I didn't know you.
But I've seen you at my friend's house in posters and magazines.
And I'm honest with you, I appeared in this program because of you.
I see.
- I'm serious! - Please be honest.
- No, no! - Please be honest!
No, I don't know about this!
- But I'm sure it's number one! - It's a lie.
- It's number one! - It's number two or number three!
- It's number one. - But...
- It's number two!
- You're so flashy. - I know, right?
- You're so flashy.
You're so flashy. It's definitely number one.
- It's number one! - Why?!
- I'm sorry, I was wrong about you. - You're so flashy.
- Who was it? - But I know it's number one!
- Wait... - No, it's not!
- It's number one! - I know!
- I want to say it, but I don't have much courage. - Is that so?!
- Let's announce the winner! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Rock, paper, scissors!
Let me announce the winner.
The real TV award goes to...
The best jewelry store in Niigata Prefecture, Minowa Jewelry.
Minowa Mika, 23 years old, is the chairman of this jewelry store.
What kind of celebrity is she?
Basically, my dad buys me anything I want.
She has more than one million yen worth of jewelry, including new jewelry.
In addition...
For Mika's hobby, he spent 20 million yen to make a CD of his own.
And the best gift is...
A house with an area of 70 square meters with three brothers living in it.
What kind of father is he?
I want my children to live a relaxed and lively life.
In that sense, I want to buy them anything they want.
What I hope for my daughter is...
She should be able to smile, be healthy and greet people properly.
I want her to be that kind of woman.
And so, the winner is...
Number one, Minowa Mika.
By the way, number two, what do you do for a living?
I'm kind of like a talent.
But you've done it before, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
I really have done it before.
You have?
Yes, I have done it before.
Don't point your finger at me.
I have, I have, I have done it before.
Even I can't do it.
What about you guys?
Yes, we're practicing every day for our performance in November.
That's right.
Because you're a retrocomputer.
You don't know how to use it.
But you know, number one and number three are really good.
You've done it very well.
Number one has done it too many times.
It smelled like a convenience store's mochi tool.
LaLaBye, I yearn for you so much (so much, so much)
Love, back in the day, was like a dream (like a dream)
I won't lose, just this much (just this much)
It's not like that (it's not like that)
Goodbye and Bye Bye!
♪ If I turn back time, will I be able to go back? ♪
♪ No, it's not like that at all, you look like an idiot, you look like an idiot, don't touch me ♪
♪ I like you, I like you too much, I don't know what you mean, I like you too much, you look like an idiot, what is it, what is it, you should say it, right? ♪
♪ Goodbye and bye bye, if you can do it now, you won't be able to sleep until tomorrow ♪
♪ I need you more than this ♪
♪ But I love you too much, I want to lie ♪