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What the hell is this?!
Is this some kind of side dish?!
Now, let me introduce our next guests.
It's been a while since we had a Hello Pro Shuffle.
Hello Pro Shuffle?!
Yes, with Matsuura, Gocchan...
Ah, that's nice.
And of course, Nacchi.
And Kagotsuji too, I guess.
We'd like to have all of them here with us today.
Now, let me introduce our first guests.
This is the first group! Please come in!
I know who you are, but...
Yes?
Who are you?
Are you a professional?
I'm a kid.
A kid?
Yes.
Are you Kinki Kids?
Yes.
What team are you in?
We're Sexy Ottonajyan.
Sexy Ottonajyan?
Ottonajyan.
Yukkijyan?
Yukkijyan.
Ottonajyan.
Sexy?
There are so many sexy guys out there.
But you don't know about sexy yet, do you?
You don't know, do you?
You don't know about Rimo and Aya's charms, do you?
Is there another group?
Yes, there is.
There is one more group.
Let's meet the second group!
Please come in!
Do you know what this group is?
No, we don't have pine trees in this group.
We don't have pine trees in this group.
Today's group is...
I'm Melon Anniversary Shibata.
I'm Satorin Musume's Sato Daimae.
I'm Morning Musume's Tanaka Reina.
What happened to Melon Anniversary Ahoha?
It's gone.
It's representative.
It's over, isn't it?
It's not over yet. Everyone, you're laughing too much.
That's it for these two groups.
Today, we're going to show you...
Yes.
We've been sweating a lot.
Yes.
Today's theme is...
I'm sorry.
SAZAN!
SWEAT!
Wait a minute.
What is it, Kiriko?
No!
Get out of the way!
You look like you're going to die!
What is it with you two?
You're making me mad!
You're like a band member!
You're coming out like this.
I thought you were a woman, but you're a boss!
Don't we look alike?
Excuse me?
What is it?
No, it's puripuri pink.
What's wrong with you? It's not even a kamakura!
You've gone too far!
You've hit Sanz's face, haven't you?
Sanz's face...
What is it with you two?
We're a band.
Wait, where did Ayaya go?
Where did Nacchi go?
There were four of us.
I'm going to kill you!
I've lived my life looking forward to it!
But we're still working hard thanks to Mr. Utaban.
You guys get bigger when you mess with us!
Stop it!
Do you want to see it?
I don't want to see it!
We're so curious about it!
You look like you're going to make a mistake on your way home!
You look like you're going to lose your mind!
You look like you're going to make a mistake on your way home!
But it's impressive!
I'm happy!
You look like you're going to eat miso soup at midnight!
Thank you, Mr. President!
Now, let's go to the store.
Re-release Edition, Song Edition, Idols Deciding Round!
Mr. Takamatsu, please!
Sweat! Sweat!
Everyone has sweat written on their faces.
Everyone has sweat written on their chests.
Your sweat is the best side dish for old men like you!
And for us, it's white soup!
It's like pork soup!
Now, we have three teams.
The team with the most sweat can sing.
This is a serious competition.
The judge for this competition is...
Judge Ishimai! Thank you!
Thank you!
Please introduce yourself!
I will decide on survival.
Survival! We had a show like that.
Survival!
Do whatever you want!
Now, let's go!
Dutch Ball Competition!
Now, I'd like you to write good sweat on your faces.
But this ball is very soft.
So, we will do it with two balls.
That's scary!
No, we will do it with two baskets!
Now, let's go!
No, we will do it with two baskets!
Now, let's go!
No, we will do it with two baskets!
We will do it with two baskets!
Why?
That's terrible!
What's terrible?
No one took it!
If you did it well, it would have been a "boom"!
In your case, it's a little strange.
I think it would have been better if you had thrown the ball or hit it.
One more time!
The last one!
Pink is the only one left.
Give me a good centering!
Ready, set, go!
Yasuda is the only one left!
One last time!
Yasuda is the only one left!
I finally got one last point.
So, we have announced the results of the competition.
Only one team will be able to sing.
Who will be the first team?
Judges and judges, please!
Everyone did their best, but...
The team that will sing until the end is...
Team...
Pink!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It's been a while!
You made me full, didn't you?
You're sweating a lot!
Tears as an excuse
After the love that passed by
A small breeze walked past
Unchanging hometown
Unchanging attitude and innocence
You know it all and comfort me
I walked a little and graduated
On the ground are my innocent memories
I can still laugh about things like that
But somehow it's too small
Before I knew it, the color of love had changed
I was desperate to get over it every day
In the fall of the night
Even if it's expensive, I don't like oden, is it you?!