AISubs v3.5
One, two, three, four!
Everybody go! We can still make it!
Somebody go! Somebody will do it!
Everybody go! We can still make it!
You're laughing, but is it that funny?
Here we go!
Wait a minute!
I've been here before!
What is this?
It's an old comedy!
Everybody go! Everybody go!
You're laughing, but is it that funny?
I'm not laughing!
Tonight...
We're going to have a show with a lot of people who haven't started singing yet.
Let me introduce...
HP All-Stars!
They're full of energy!
You're getting excited too, aren't you?
You're full of energy!
Everybody go!
What is this?
You're getting excited too, aren't you?
This is going to be the first fireworks show on TV!
And you're getting excited too!
You're getting excited too, aren't you?
Kids! Kids! Kids!
Let's start the HP All-Stars full-scale talk show!
Can we start, Kai-kun?
Yes, of course!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Who are you?
Nice to meet you.
Who are you?
What's this?
Excuse me, can I introduce myself first?
A new unit has been born from Hello! Project.
Yes.
These three...
Are you a Taiwanese massager?
Excuse me!
Are you happy?
Let go of me!
It's okay, I'm sorry.
Let go of me!
I'm sorry, Mr. Takai.
Did you use me?
Yes.
Did you say "you're funny" to me?
No, I didn't say "you're funny" to you!
Let's start with Ishikawa.
Okay, I'll start.
I'm Ishikawa Rika, and I'm a leader.
Go ahead.
Yes.
My specialty is telling funny stories.
Please tell us funny stories.
Go ahead!
Can I?
Yes.
Go ahead.
I'm Rika-chan.
Rika, Rika, Rika, Rika, Rika-chan.
You're a morning girl and you're a singer.
T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t you say, don't you?
But you're not singing!
Sorry!
No more lines!
Yes!
I don't know if you can see it in the studio, but it's so funny on TV!
It's funny!
What's the price?
Show me your face!
I'll blind you!
Blind me!
I knew it!
Who was it that Mr. Tama said by chance?
Who said it?!
It's Gotan!
Nice to meet you.
What's up with you? Why do you look like you know everything?
What?!
Why do you look like you know everything?
Did you do it on purpose?!
No, I didn't! Close your eyes and say it!
No, you must have seen it with your senses!
With my senses?! What do you mean?!
No, no, no!
What is it?!
You're pointing at a woman's gun!
Shut up, you little adult!
Gotan is...
Is he a bad guy?
He's a famous person.
A famous person?!
A famous person? What does he do?
A famous person...
He's been playing it at our autumn tour.
And...
You're playing it too loud.
Really?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Tama-chan, you...
You!
You! Don't come out!
You!
Excuse me, I'll blur you out.
I'll feed you properly!
She said it!
Among these three, if you're in the game...
You three came recently, right?
Yes!
Of course! Huh?
After that, I came again.
You came again, right?
Yes.
You came and said "boo" again, right?
I didn't say it!
It's painful for you, Abe-san.
I didn't say it!
I said it! I said it!
I didn't say it!
After that, I came and said "oh my, ayaya"
You said it!
After that, we got together and left.
That's not good!
You said it! You said it!
You said it!
I didn't say it!
How did you notice it?
B.
A.
O.
I noticed it first.
Among them...
It's the longest.
It's nice being stuck to it.
Nobody's ever bent it before.
This is nice!
Everyone wants to see it, right?
Huh?
That's terrible!
I'll close my nose.
Try it.
I'll do it.
It's a special skill.
The one you did in front of the TV is terrible!
Kana-kun! Kana-kun's judgment is...
What is it?
Don't make fun of me.
Alright, next question!
Alright, I'll press the button.
Oh, it's Tettegutei!
Tettegutei! Oh!
Tettegutei!
Hello!
How are you?
I'm fine!
What have you been doing lately?
My home.
What's "my home"?
I've been saving 500 yen.
Oh.
Yes.
Let me tell you something important.
Something important?
Yes.
Can you tell me?
Yes.
Well...
Now...
In "Morning Musume."'s "goki torokki"...
You released a solo photo album.
Wait a minute!
What did you say?
No way!
That's right.
Well...
Until next spring...
I've been asked if I should release it.
You should release it, right?
Listen to me.
You didn't say you should release it, did you?
You asked me if I should release it...
You refused, didn't you?
No, I didn't refuse.
Did your agency refuse you?
No, it's not like that.
Listen to me!
You asked me if I should release it...
And you said you wanted to release it...
Who said that?
It's me.
"It's me"?
Did you release a solo song?
Yes, I did.
What's the title?
The title is "takashi ai" or "watame".
Oh, you released two songs?
I released three songs.
Three songs?
What about "yaguchi"?
Um... "yaguchi"... "mari yaguchi"... "off".
You released two songs?
Yes.
What kind of photographer is "yaguchi"?
But...
I'll bring it back later.
You don't have to say that!
I'll bring it back with a wire.
"Betonabu yaguchi".
Can you answer for me?
No, no, no.
What is your title?
"Musashigawa room".
No way!
Video? Video? Video?
No!
What is it?
I want you to teach me poses and such.
Poses?
That's fast!
Where is your image of "rockets"?
Tatami.
Like this.
The cameraman is over here.
Isn't it fine to be here?
Then, there is a tatami and you lie down.
The moment you step back, you smile.
Oh, from this side?
Yes.
Can I have a moment?
You're right!
You smile.
Wow!
Why?
Because you're a natural person.
There is a magnificent grassland.
The grassland is nice.
I know.
Mongol.
Mongolian.
Stop it!
I like cute ones.
I got it.
You're catching a cold today.
Right?
Let's do it!
Nakajima-chan!
Hey!
Nakajima-chan!
Hey you!
Nakajima-chan!
Did you stop here?
Wait, wait, wait.
Nakajima-chan!
Are you five years old?
Yes.
Why did you want to be in Hello! Project?
Well...
I wanted to dance and be a singer.
Dance and be a singer.
Yes.
Who is your biggest target?
Ishikawa-san.
Ishikawa-san!
Yes.
What do you like about Ishikawa-san?
Well...
I like how she can appeal herself.
I'm sorry.
What's up with you, Yasuda?
Recently...
Recently?
You've been...
wiping too much here.
What have you been wiping?
Fruit and...
After that...
Um...
A little more.
Wait a minute.
Yaguchi.
Are you having fun?
You know, Kei-chan...
She said she'd sleep in the singing room for the first time in a while...
She was so nervous the day before...
She said she couldn't sleep.
Yaguchi-san, Yaguchi-san, Yaguchi-san.
Can you ask her about fruit?
Fruit?
Fruit.
Fruit, yes. Fruit.
This...
My... My fruit?
Yes.
Um... I wrote it in my letter.
You wrote it?!
You're mean!
Wait, wait.
What's going on?
Try writing it yourself. Try writing it yourself.
Try writing it yourself.
It's okay.
Stop it!
That's enough.
Wipe it.
Wait a minute. It'll take a while for it to make a sound.
Yes, yes, yes.
Kei-chan...
Can I wipe it?
Yes, you can.
One, two...
Don't drop it!
I'm not dropping it!
It's up there!
I thought it'd be hard.
I'm taking a break...
It's up there.
Right?
Jimuto!
Yes?
What do you want to do now?
Um...
I'm really interested in English conversation.
So...
I'm thinking of doing it.
Yes, yes, yes.
English conversation...
So...
I'd like you to teach me useful English conversation.
Useful...
English conversation...
Like, "You should know this."
I'm scared!
Yasuda!
Don't practice "dore mi fa sol la ti do"!
Who said...
I definitely want to stop!
Who said...
I definitely want to stop!
Yes!
You're hopeless, you bastard!
It's a dead zone!
I want to stop!
It's a dead zone!
Ugh!
Don't you want to see something scary?
What are you talking about?
Thank you!
Saito has been trying to become a woman of the Japanese.
Oh, that's good!
So, when I say that I play Japanese drums, Saito does it, too.
Do you hear me?
You say you play Japanese drums, but you sweat a lot.
That's right! I sweat a lot, too!
You sweat a lot!
No, no!
Saito sweats a lot, too!
Shall we do it?
Here we go!
It's Saito's cell phone motion.
Here we go!
Keep doing it! Keep doing it!
Keep doing it! It's meaningless!
What's up with her?
Keep doing it! Keep doing it!
I thought she was Kasutan Yasuda.
Here we go! Here we go!
Now, listen to me!
R4...
No! No!
It's not R4!
You know it, don't you?
Listen to me! Here we go!
Japan is peaceful!
Without rushing, let's hurry ahead
It will open up
Without waiting for anyone to do it
Everybody go!
It's not too late
Come on, swallow it up!
The world is one for all
Now is the time, let's grasp the future
Learn from the past
Because researchers improve
Everybody go!
It's not too late
Come on, swallow it up!
The world is all for one and one for all
Just have a dream
Don't tell anyone
If you say it out loud, it won't come true
That's a dream
Raise your goal and move forward for sure
There is a beautiful river in Japan
Let's protect that beauty, keep on, keep on!
Now's the time, let's grasp the future
Let's learn from the past and improve ourselves
Everybody go! There's still time
Get on board! The world is all for one and one for all!