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Thank you for coming.
It's too polite.
Thank you.
You're like a hero.
No, it's not polite.
You're already polite.
Oh, that's not polite.
Thank you for coming, Nishido.
Thank you.
Take off your hat.
This is just a pair of hats.
Isn't it a pair of lockets?
It's too much.
Really?
Yes.
Thank you for coming, Nishido.
Thank you.
What did you ask me first?
Is it your first time interviewing a hero in a public arena?
It's my first time interviewing a hero in a public arena.
It's you!
No, it's not.
You can't ask me.
I'm the star.
Oh, no, no.
Right.
Your words are interfering with me!
Calm down.
You're like this since you met me.
Thank you for coming, Nishido.
Take off your hat!
I warned you!
I don't need it!
Thank you for coming, Nishido!
Thank you.
Thank you for coming, Nishido!
What did you ask me, really?
I asked you about your first impression of me when you first entered our box.
I see.
That's not true at all.
Please say it again!
It's wrong for me to say it!
You're a hero.
Nishino! Why did you enter first?
- Nishino. - Nishino. - No, wait, Nishino. - Nishino. - What did you think when you entered the batter's box?
When the sweet ball came, I thought I'd hit it.
When the pitcher threw the ball, what did you think?
I thought I'd swing it as hard as I could.
When the ball hit the bat, what did you think?
I thought I'd hit it.
When the ball went straight into the back three, what did you think?
I thought I'd hit it.
When you stepped on the home base, what did you think?
I thought I'd hit it.
- How many times do I have to say it? - I thought I'd hit it, Nishino.
That's where you show off your skills.
- You talk. - You're deceiving me.
- Anyway, Mochizuki. - Yes, yes. - Who is it?!
- What is it? - You teamed up with Mochizuki and Gomi?!
- Who is it?! - Big Nishino. - Oh, Nishino. I'm sorry. I'll calm down.
- Calm down? You calm down. - Anyway, Nishino. - Wait a minute. - Nishino. - I'm asking you!
When you entered the batter's box, I thought I'd hit it.
When the pitcher threw the ball, what did you think?
When the sweet ball came, what did you think?
When Nishino threw the bat, the ball didn't come back. The home run was fun.
I did it!
When Nishino threw the home run, I felt good.
What are you saying?
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm nervous.
You were good, right?
Your skill is good.
I'm used to it.
That's not good.
I'm sorry.
You were good, but your skill wasn't good.
What are you saying?
You're making fun of me.
The keyword is "girlfriend".
It has nothing to do with me.
Who are you talking about?
It has nothing to do with me!
I'm just a country girl.
I'm just a girl.
Then let's go with "kong".
"Kong" is a bit old-fashioned, isn't it?
Then "king kong".
Why did you put "king kong" in there?
"King kong" is already decided.
Can't it be "nii"?
"King kong".
Can't it be "nii"?
What do you mean "nii"?
See, you don't know what I'm talking about anymore.
I got it!
"Girlfriend".
Just don't ask me!
What's your name?
I'm "natsuki".
"Natsuki"!?
"Natsuki" with "king kong"!?
So it's "natsuki" and "king kong"?
It's "natsuki" and "king kong" first and "natsuki" last!
What?
"Natsuki" if there's "king kong".
"Tentemayo" is "tentemayo" too!
Yes, please!
Just a second!
Let's go! Um, where's Natsuki-chan?
Um, Natsuki-chan is in "Flying Zofan"
Who likes "Flying Zofan"?
Nori-san!
I can't do it like this, so please do it seriously!
Why did you come to see me?
Okay, welcome!
Thank you for coming!
Hello! We are King Comedy!
Konno Asami (Morning Girl)
Yay!
Thank you for coming!
You're watching baseball broadcasts on TV, right?
You're doing it, right?
Oh, you're doing it!
You're doing it! It's like a hero interview!
Interviews make me nervous!
Oh...
Broadcast seats! Broadcast seats!
Today's hero is...
Are you a horse?! I'm a human! Don't treat me like a horse!
You're great, too!
That's right! Um... It's hard for me to wear sandals!
Idiot!
I'll show you! I'll show you!
I'll ask you a lot of questions!
Is it your first time doing a hero interview?
That's right! That's right! It's my first time doing a hero interview!
No, it's you! Don't ask me! I'm the protagonist!
You're great, too!
It's hard for me to wear sandals! Shut up!
"Konno" is the best. "Konno" is good. I think it's really good.
Really?
The problem is with "King Guitar".
No, "Konno" is... "Konno" is great!
Then let's do it together! Here you go!
Hello, I'm Kajiwara and...
I'm Asami "Morning Girl" Konno!
Yay! Yay!
I'd like to do my best, but "Konno"-san...
Yes!
It's really summer now, isn't it?
It is!
What comes to your mind when you think of summer?
Shaved ice!
You're stupid!
Shaved ice!
It's not shaved ice!
It's impossible!
I thought you'd say "shaved ice" because of what you're wearing, but you said "shaved ice" correctly!
What is it? What is it?
I don't like it! I don't like shaved ice!
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it!
Thank you for your hard work, TBS!
Thank you for your hard work!
Now, let's move on! Here's the next one!
That's enough!
Seriously! What kind of push-in program is this?
Now, let's move on! Here's the next one!
Thank you for your warm applause!
Today, we've invited the old people's home, the nursing home, Miracle Hayama!
I'd like to enjoy some more wonderful magic!
Yes!
Hiroshi-san!
I'm Miracle Hayama.
Ah! You look like your ex-boyfriend!
No, you haven't been to war.
Shall we begin?
Here we have an ordinary Trump without seeds or tricks.
I'm going to flip it now, so please say "stop" wherever you like.
Here we go.
Please say "stop".
I'm going to flip it now, so please say "stop".
Stop! I said it myself.
Here we go. Please pick up one card.
If you pick up one card, don't show it to me.
Ah! Don't show it!
Shall we do it one more time?
I can see it now.
Stop!
Here we go. Please pick up one card.
Here we go. Please remember it.
Here we go.
I'm going to flip it now.
I don't know anymore! If I get it right now, I won't be amazing!
What did you just flip?
Did you forget?
It's the card you just flipped.
Ah! You didn't flip it!
I see. You didn't flip it.
Stop!
Let's do it together.
It'll be easier for you to remember.
Please remember it.
Actually, I predicted this card.
I'm going to pick up a prediction card now.
I'm worried if I got it right or not.
Thank you for the warm applause.
What is this applause for?
Nice to meet you.
I'm Miracle Hayama.
Ah, nice to meet you.
So that's how it is.
The situation has gotten out of hand.
I see, I see.
Yes, nice to meet you. I'm Miracle Hayama.
I'd like to enjoy Magic from now on.
Yes, that's right. I'm Hiroshi.
I've just returned from war.
Yes, here's Trump...
Oh well, Diano-san.
Right, Diano-san? Remember me!
If you do this much, you'll remember me.
Yes, it's Diano-san.
I'm still here. Remember me.
Yes, I'm here.
Yes, Diano-san!
Yes, nice to meet you!
As I thought, Kawashima-kun is great.
Thank you! Ah, I can't remember his real name.
Hello, Kawashima-kun.
Hello, Shibata-san.
Now, what kind of partner would you like to have with such an actor?
I want to knock him down!
Oh!
I'm a bokeh expert!
Oh!
What kind of comedy do you like, actor?
King Kong?
I can't use that one.
You can't use that one?
I think he's depressed inside.
That's what I think.
That was a good one.
Now, again.
Kong-no-to.
Ricky-tiga.
Kong-no-to.
The second one is close.
The three comedians.
The three comedians!
Is it okay for me to say my line?
It's your own line.
Yes!
You prepared it for me.
Now, here we go!
Before the three comedians, let's have a meeting!
Go ahead!
What are you doing?
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I thought you were going to take your clothes off.
What? Shoot hunter?
Who are you?
How old are you?
Idol.
Idol?
Get out of here!
Idol!
I'm older!
Idol!
I'm sure I'm the bad one!
Please give me one second.
We are a troupe of three. Please come in!
Hello, hello! We are a troupe of three.
Since we're here, let's introduce ourselves.
I'm Fumito Miki (Morning Musume)
I'm Asami Honno (Morning Musume)
And I am Brad Pitt!
I am Brad Pitt!
Thank you!
That was close!
That was like Brad Pitt!
But it's getting warmer!
Since it's this hot in August,
won't it get hotter in September, October and December?
Wouldn't it be bad if it's December?
Thank you!
Let's go further!
What were you trying to fight?
What? What?
What?
You guys like it this way, don't you?
What was that?
I can't do it anymore!
That was amazing!
It would be perfect if you could do it faster!
Let's do it again!
We are a troupe of three!
Circle!
Triangle!
Zombie square!
Wait, I can't think of anything funny!
I was just trying to be funny!
Thank you very much!
It's getting colder and colder!
Let's go back!
Whatever!
The third group of comedians are these people!
What are you thinking?
Thank you for listening.
It's too long!
Don't say that!
It's all your fault, Natsuki!
Shut up!
What's wrong, Natsuki?!
Don't look down on me like that!
I'm declaring that I'll team up with Natsuki!
What?!
I'll do it with Natsuki!
If you declare it, I'll feel sorry for you!
There's a show you don't do!
"Nandaka de Utaban" has been on four times!
Oh, thank you!
Every time it's "Utaban" and you call me a comedian!
Oh, come on!
I'm sorry, but if you're a "just" like me on TVS,
if you push me out on TV, I'll cut my lines.
Don't say that!
Everyone, I'll tell you something serious.
Starting November of this year,
I'll start a small snack shop in Nakaitabashi.
What are you talking about?!
Don't do it!
When you come to my house for a snack,
I won't say "welcome home."
No, you'll do it yourself.
If you declare it, I'll say "welcome home."
That's disgusting!
It's a bus stop snack!
Once a month, there's a bowling competition!
Don't do it!
Okay, be careful!
What?
Be careful!
Who are you talking to?
Stato, be careful!
Why?
Be careful!
Stato, please say something.
What are you talking about?!
You two...
You really don't make jokes, do you?
The script you're reading now is seven pages long!
No, it's your script!
It's a perfect script!
Even you two are making jokes.
Put in Fujimoto...
Put in Sato...
Put in Asami...
That's too much!
Isn't this too much?!
This is too much!
Okay.
Stop it!
We'll go with "cunning five."
Okay, let's do it!
Go ahead!
Okay!
Please welcome, Cunning and...
Fujimoto Miki (Morning Musume) and...
Sato Da Mai (Country Musume) and...
Asami (Country Musume) and...
Don't get mad!
Don't get mad! Don't get mad!
Don't get mad!
Do you remember what you said in there?
What?
I don't remember what I said anymore.
Do you really want to fight King Kong?!
You're amazing! You're amazing!
If you come out in three hours, I'll cover you up.
What?!
Poor thing!
Don't call me that! Don't call me Fujimoto!
Miki-chan! Don't call me that, Miki-chan!
It's my first time meeting you, so can you not call me Miki-chan?
You're seriously being called that!
And you're embarrassed!
I'll use this TV and say whatever I want.
What? What? What?
I love Fujimoto Miki.
What?!
Fujimoto Miki, please marry me!
Please marry me!
No, no, it's not like that.
No, you can't, can you?
No, no, it's too strict.
If you're friends with me, then...
Shut up!
Don't get angry!
What's wrong with you?!
I feel bad for you!
Don't get angry!
Be careful! Be careful!
It's like you saw me earlier...
Be careful!
What?
I'm sorry!
That's not good!
He really has skills.
Look at his energy!
What's wrong with you?
You're always like this!
Now, let's welcome our guests!
Stand up, Mr. Ishibashi!
King Kong, a troupe member, Cunningy...
As expected of a talented entertainer.
No matter what situation you're in, you have to keep laughing.
It's a fierce battle.
I'd like to decide.
Let's go!
Please play the drums!
It's Natsuki!
It's like you saw me earlier...
So you found out, Natsuki. How strange!
But you said you came to watch "Noritake" on TVS today.
"Noritake" doesn't exist anymore.
If you're watching TV now, who are you?!
Who are you?!