AISubs v3.5
Now then, before we introduce our next guest...
The atmosphere in the studio is a bit of a time slip, isn't it?
Huh? Huh?
You're Junko Mihara, aren't you?
That's right.
That's right, you're not mistaken, are you?
I'm not mistaken.
Huh? Only people who release CDs come out of their jackets.
Now, let's see what kind of things will happen.
Let's welcome tonight's guest, Rai-chan Matsuda!
Hello.
You don't know her, do you?
Do you know her?
I'm sorry, I was little then.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You weren't born yet?
I was born in 1986.
1986.
You were doing comedy in the 1980s.
I wasn't born yet.
Don't say scary things like that.
I had a time like that too.
I had, I had.
Don't look at me like that, body, body.
She's a famous singer.
Is she a legend?
Now, we'd like to ask Matsuda-san a lot of things.
Yes.
How old is Matsuda sometimes in this world?
She's turning three years old.
Is she 17 now?
She's 17.
She's 17!
She's turning three years old.
Yes.
When you go back to being a normal girl, do you ever wonder what it would be like?
Sometimes I do.
Even though you've been doing it for three years,
Matsuda now has a lot of worries, so let's go.
Yes.
"Idols can't go back to their hometowns." What does this mean, Matsuda?
Um...
Everyone is very welcome, everyone in the neighborhood.
Yes, yes, yes.
"Ah, they're coming back," they say and come back.
But before you know it, it's spreading, spreading, spreading.
A lot of people...
It's Matsuda.
...have come to your neighborhood and caused a lot of trouble for you.
But it's not trouble, but it makes me happy.
That's a cute way of saying it.
Cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's cute.
It's definitely cute, isn't it?
It's cute, isn't it?
No, no, Miyano-san.
Don't put your arms together.
It's a little scary.
Don't apologize and say "I'm sorry."
I'm sorry.
Now, let's solve that problem.
So, here's the video. Please watch it.
Yes.
A truck full of bad luck and bad luck
carried a goldfish's luggage to your house.
There are people who saw it properly.
That's a business.
If it's a business, it's a business.
I won't take your money anymore!
Take it! Take it! Take it!
Take it!
Your face is bad!
Don't hit the body!
I'm busy. If you want me to go, say it now.
Um...um...um...
But...
Sanbin's girlfriend broke up with her at the disco.
Do you know where she went?
I don't know.
I've already graduated from such a place.
Did you want to be a hairdresser?
That's what you like.
You know...
I've liked that since I was little.
So I always want to be beautiful, but...
The school always complains about something.
Take it! Take it!
Then I'll become my favorite hairdresser and make everyone beautiful.
And...
I want to buy beautiful things with the money I worked for.
Now, we've seen Miyano's VTR.
How did you like it?
What did you think of it?
I thought it was adult-like.
It's adult-like.
It's been like that since then.
That's right.
And...
She can't go back to her parents' house.
Miyano's people are so cruel!
That's why she was so popular.
I'd like you to give us your answer.
She can't go back to her parents' house.
What should she do?
Her neighbors...
Her parents...
Around my house...
It became a meeting place.
That's not your answer!
From there, Saturday night...
It spread out, right?
That's right!
It was so hard!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's still quiet, right?
Stop looking at me like that.
Body! Body!
I don't think you need to say that.
Now, let's move on.
Here is the next message.
"Idols can't go shopping." What does it mean?
I went to a jewelry store.
I didn't have any plans to buy anything.
But the clerk noticed me and said, "This way, please."
He took me to the back of the store.
It's a stage, isn't it?
But I didn't have any plans.
I just wanted to look around.
I really wanted to go shopping.
I just wanted to look around.
Despite that...
I couldn't buy anything.
It seems like you paid a lot of attention.
Yes.
I don't think you can help it.
Here is another message.
Please look at it.
Stop it!
You're three years old and you're taking an exam, aren't you?
If you study hard all your life, where will you go?
Wow.
Even before the exam, you study hard.
Shut up!
I don't want you to be offended, but I don't like or hate you, Matsue.
But up until now...
Up until now, I've talked to you and other boys about many things because we were in the same baseball club and I was their manager.
But now I've retired and I'm retiring to enter high school.
It's really hard not to do it. It's not what you want, isn't it?
(Bang)
(Screaming)
No! No!
Wow, you're 14 years old. You're blond.
(Laughter)
Now, we'd like to meet Ms. Itsuka, but you can't go shopping. What should we do?
I think it's amazing that you can go.
What do you mean?
People gather, right?
Yes, yes.
There's less crowd.
Can you go alone?
I can go alone.
Not at all.
Now?
Yes.
What?
Alone?
We can do it later.
(Laughter)
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
I'm not worried about you.
(Laughter)
What?
Are you serious?
I'm sorry, but can you give me one more beer?
(Laughter)
Go ahead.
You couldn't go at the time?
I couldn't go.
If you go now, you'll panic.
I started going shopping when I was about 20 years old.
Was it amazing?
Yes.
You were popular.
We were on a show together.
Yes.
It was amazing.
You still do a lot of impersonations.
(Laughter)
I do a lot of impersonations.
You do a lot of impersonations.
Yes.
That's how it is.
Not at all.
(Laughter)
Is it hard for you?
(Laughter)
It's hard for me to talk.
It's hard for me.
Are you in business?
(Laughter)
I'm not good at talking.
You can't lower one foot and raise the other.
What should I do?
(Laughter)
You're not cute.
(Laughter)
You're cute when you do it like this.
(Laughter)
Do you like this chair?
(Laughter)
You released a CD, didn't you?
Yes.
It's called "PUPPET PUPPET".
(Laughter)
Let's move on.
Here is the next concern.
Idols don't have many friends.
What do you mean by that?
They don't have many friends.
There are friends who are good friends with you even before you make a debut like your cell phone number.
There is a friend who is teaching you now.
When you made your debut, you said you wouldn't teach me.
I didn't teach you much.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
(Laughter)
You're so kind.
(Laughter)
I'm sorry for asking you. (Laughter)
It's like, "Oh, it's my turn. It's over." (Laughter)
"I'll leave it to you." It's like that. (Laughter)
Stop looking at me like that. (Laughter)
What did you say? What did you say? What did you say?
I said, "Tell me."
But there was a lot of nagging.
One day it came out.
"It's Aya, isn't it?" I was silent.
"What's up with you?" I said.
I said my friend's name.
And when I pursued it, I said, "Sorry, I told you."
I feel sorry for you, Matsuura.
Then tell me about it, too. (Laughter)
You've made new friends.
You can't make new friends.
You can't even trust your celebrity friends anymore.
Matsuura is falling for that kind of feeling.
It's like this. Here we go.
(Music)
I won!
I'm in trouble!
(Music)
I like her a lot.
Everyone, put her on my bike!
I want to see her tears. Blood-colored red tears.
Yes.
Even though she's a woman, her hairstyle was like a yak.
You two were enemies in the drama, but did you get along well when you were filming?
No, he's a senior at the office.
So you were taking care of him?
When we were filming, we had a strict hierarchy.
Did you get along well with him?
I didn't talk to him like that.
So you didn't ask him to take you somewhere on your day off?
It's different now.
See?
If I were here now, I'd tell Junko to go home.
I see.
But I didn't do that for food.
I was scared of him.
Who's scared of you?
There's no way I'd say that.
At the time...
At the time, you were scared of him?
No, it's just...
These guys are bad.
Let's watch it one more time.
No, no, no. I felt a strong line.
Why are you like this, Osawa-san?
I don't have friends either.
What are you doing?
That's the big picture of this story.
You don't have to drink it.
Ah, will you be friends?
You're not.
You're going to eat me.
It's different.
I had a consultation with Lilou.
I'm not a singer.
It's because we're in a different era.
Well, I hope you find it helpful.
Yes, thank you.
Now, let's move on!
Your brain is young.
It's weird to say "trendy" like this,
but we'd like to examine our brains,
our knowledge, and how our brains work.
Let's call our teachers.
Mr. Takada and Ms. Akikawa.
Good evening.
We'd like you to examine our brains.
Yes, brains are the most important thing for us.
If you have a young brain, you can stay young forever.
Idols can stay young forever, too.
I think it's very important.
We made a video of a quiz today.
Let's watch it and rate it.
Let's rate it.
Let's watch it and rate it.
Everyone watching on TV, please try it.
Let's watch the quiz.
"Wakaboke Check" is available now!
Wakaboke Check
Let's answer it together!
Question one.
Please watch this video carefully.
How many cakes are there with strawberries on them?
You're fast, Mr. Takada.
No way!
Don't look at others, look at yourself!
"Wakaboke Check" is available now!
Please watch this video carefully.
Which of the glasses was the man wearing next?
Question three.
First of all, please watch this video.
Which of the glasses was the man wearing next?
Please answer the name of this place.
Question four.
Please watch this video carefully.
Which of the glasses was the man wearing next?
Question five.
Please remember the order of the numbers that will come out from now on.
Here we go.
Which of the glasses was the man wearing next?
Write the numbers from left to right in order.
Question six.
You are in a furniture store now.
There are many shelves and storage items in a narrow space.
So please take a good look at this video.
How many chairs were there?
I don't know.
Question seven.
Please take a good look at this video.
Chashu looks delicious.
Which ramen was the same as earlier?
It's not chashu!
Question eight.
Please remember the order of coins appearing after this.
Please write the order of coins appearing after this.
Question nine.
Please take a good look at this video.
What is the name of this building?
Question number ten.
This is the famous hot spring in Nagano Prefecture, Jigokudani Hot Spring.
Wild monkeys often come here for bathing.
Please watch this video carefully.
Am I wrong?
What is the name of this hot spring?
You said "what is the name of this hot spring", didn't you?
You said "what is the name of this hot spring" first.
I didn't know the last question.
Are you ready?
First of all, I'll tell you the answer.
Please check it by yourself.
Then, I'll tell you the answer. Please watch it.
Oh, there are three.
They go forward and breathe out.
They go back and breathe out here, too.
They go forward and breathe out here, too.
How far will you go?
You can check young people's jokes now.
Answering episode.
Question number one.
All the cakes with strawberries on them were one, two or three.
Question number two.
These are the glasses he was wearing.
The answer is "d".
Question three. If you wrote "kyotofu", you're wrong.
The answer is "naraken".
Question four. The white terrier that came up in the problem was...
one, two, and the third one.
Question five. We've got all the numbers.
Six, eight, seven, six, two, three, four, nine.
You can't make a single mistake.
Question six. The chair that was placed here was...
one, two, three, four legs.
Question seven. This was the same as this ramen.
The answer is "a".
Question eight. The arrangement of coins went like this.
From the top left, 10 yen, 100 yen, 100 yen, 50 yen, 5 yen, 500 yen, 1 yen, 10 yen.
Question nine. The answer is "sphinx".
Question ten. This hot spring was described in the narration at the beginning.
It's a famous hot spring in Nagano Prefecture, "jigokudani onsen".
Oh, you said it.
Now, teacher, I think you've got the number of answers.
Let's check how many each of you have got.
Shall we start with Ito-san?
Ito-san, you've got "sphinx" and...
- Two. - You've got two, right?
Now, teacher...
- Five. - Five! Five points! Two points, five points!
- Sugihara-san, you've got... - Seven. - Seven points!
- Wonderful! And Emiyaro-san, you've got... - Six!
- Six! Six points! - Wow!
- Now, it's my turn. I've got seven points, right? - Wow!
- This is... Argh! - Paimon-san, you've got...
- Four! - Four!
- This is a bit... - Yes! Ishima-san, you've got...
- I've got seven. - Seven!
- Oh, seven points for me, Togakuki-san and Sugihara-san! - Yes!
Let's move on to the elderly!
- These elderly people... - Yes?
- Well, from ten to eight, they're very young. - Wow!
- Only one left! - Wow!
- And from seven to five, they're a little older... - They're a little younger!
- Well, they're actually getting older. - Wow!
- And from four to seven, they're much older. - Wow!
- And from one... - What should we do?
- They're close to seventy or more old women... I mean old men, right? - Yes, they're the same age.
- I don't know how old they are... - I don't know how old they are...
- These people... - Well, for example...
- They must have taken all the train lines, right? - Yes, yes.
- These people aren't that bad, but sometimes...
- This is what we call "funny" or "forgetting" very quickly, right?
- That's why they miss the train, right?
- Or they don't know what to say, right? - Oh...
- So, these people...
- As I said before, they don't know where they are... - Yes...
- They know where they are, but they don't know how to say it... - They don't know...
- So...
- They don't know where they are, right? - Yes...
- So, for these people...
- They don't know why they're on the train in the first place...
- That's the problem, right?
- Why are we on the train?
- I don't know why we're on the train...
- By the way, how old are you?
- I'm about this age...
- About six years old...
- Well, I'm pretty old...
- I say "look at me"... - "Look at me"?
- I'm sorry...
- So, this is a reference... - That's right...
- Yes... - Yes...
- So, it's very important...
- For young people...
- They're busy...
- That's one of the reasons...
- By training, you can get better...
- So, you can't fix it like young people...
- Well...
- You can move your fingers...
- Pianists say that they can't move their fingers...
- But, you can move your fingers very well...
- It's called "finger exercise"...
- You bend your fingers in this place... - The first joint is the most important...
- You don't bend your other fingers...
- It's not that easy...
- But, you can do it if you do it...
- You can't bend only your fingers...
- You can do it if you do it...
- I can do it if I do it...
- Oh, you're good at it...
- Please look at me...
- Oh, you're good at it...
- Thank you...
- Did you practice it, Sensei?
- Yes...
- It's a reference...
- For young people...
- I think you can do it...
- Yes...
- It's good...
- Yes...
- Matsura, what do you think?
- Well...
- It's a reference...
- But...
- Yes...
- It's a reference, isn't it?
- But...
- It's scary...
- I'm afraid of it...