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[Morning Musume]
[Sakura Gumi]
[Otome Gumi]
[Morning Musume]
[Sakura Gumi]
[Otome Gumi]
[Morning Musume]
And, Morning Musume, Sakura Gumi and Otome Gumi are also appearing!
This is the diagnosis criteria.
[Diagnosis Criteria]
This is how much stress you have accumulated, right?
Yes.
[Diagnosis Criteria]
For Morning Musume. who sometimes has a lot of stress,
we'll show you how to relieve stress!
We're going to do a stress relief with oxygen.
Let's do it!
One, two, three!
Jump!
One, two, three, four...
Run!
Does running make sense?
Hip up your butt and make your thighs thinner!
I'm fine!
I'll be fine right after this!
[Morning Musume]
Now, it's time for this week's Otome Gumi.
It's already March. It's fast.
That's right.
The staff tour is getting more and more extreme, right?
It's getting more and more extreme. I'm sorry about that.
What is this song?
"Fate".
You don't look like that.
When you look at me like that, I want you to laugh!
Sometimes.
So that's how it is.
It's extreme, right?
Extreme.
For the last week.
I'm not sleeping!
That's right.
Our first guest is this person!
Morning Musume. Sakura Gumi and Otome Gumi!
[Morning Musume]
How is it, girls?
Yes.
This boss is Yaguchi.
Yes.
That boss is...
Iida-san.
Oh, Johnson.
Yes.
Oh, there you are, Johnson.
Yes.
Johnson.
I'm not in the frame.
That's important. That's important.
Don't cover it up. Don't cover it up.
You keep saying that! You can't convey it!
When you become a higher rank member, you want to appear in the frame.
But apparently you don't have that kind of willpower or knowledge.
You turn your butt towards the camera right away, right?
That's scary!
Right?
That's scary!
How long has it been since you joined?
It's been a year.
Even after a year, you still turn your butt towards the camera.
Right?
That's scary!
Right?
Yes.
Well, Morning Musume.
Yes.
Recently, there have been rumors that something bad might have happened.
So we have prepared a corner like this.
I can't stand it anymore! Morning Musume. Anger incident report!
Here we go!
Johnson's red clothes incident
Iida-san did solo activities and went to various places and did handshakes
By herself?
Yes
The boom has come
As a souvenir, she bought red clothes for the members
She's heavy
I and Nono ate it, but it seems like the other members weren't eating it because they were full
On that day, my skin turned ginger blue and I felt sorry for them
What do you mean you didn't eat it?
I ate it, Iida-san
You're desperate
How desperate are you?
The souvenir from Johnson-sama that everyone longs for
Yes
You drank it and said "thank you, Johnson-san bought it for me"
You didn't have that feeling?
I really didn't
You long for Johnson-san, don't you?
Yes
You long for Johnson-san, don't you?
Yes
You don't?
Yes
If you don't have Johnson, you don't have it
Yes
You have Johnson, right?
Yes
You didn't eat Johnson's red clothes incident
You all long for Johnson, right?
Yes
Johnson!
Johnson! Johnson! Johnson! Johnson! Johnson! Johnson!
Johnson, say it
Say it in front of everyone
You don't have to worry about it
You don't have to worry about it! You don't have to worry about it! You don't have to worry about it!
Okay, next!
Okay, this one!
It looks like it!
Which cafe do you go to?
Well, we often go to that cafe
Do you go there often?
You probably know it, right?
Yes
And we were eating there
And then he came and said "Where is Riko?"
That master is weird
Riko came the other day
Yes, "Riko came the other day"
He calls her a lot
What does Riko usually say?
More and more
And we kept saying "more and more"
I went to a cafe after a long time
Yes
And I wondered if "more and more" had such a feeling recently
And when I went out, "more and more" was there
Like this
What's up?
[I'm sorry, I'm sorry!]
I was like, "Huh?" and I was like, "Ah, I'm losing my mind."
I got in the car and went home.
Then, about 10.30 at night for two weeks,
Konnichiwa.
I went home.
And?
I was waiting for you to come out.
And?
I was waiting for you to come out.
And?
I was like, "Ah, good morning."
And?
I was like, "Ah, good morning."
I went to the KBC in March.
And I was like this again.
Konjac, come here!
What's this?
I burned one of my hands like this with a lighter.
I think people watching this on TV probably don't know this,
but if you think about it, it's pretty funny.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
I want it.
Mental Stress Check.
We have a teacher who will give you a stress check.
Let me introduce you, Ms. Oda Takako.
Thank you.
First of all...
This is a circle where it fits, and a cross where it doesn't fit. Finally, write the total number of circles below.
Yes!
Everyone watching TV, please check it out!
Check 1. Do you want to buy a pet or have one?
Check 2. Sometimes you want to eat something sweet for free.
Check 3. Even during work, you may suddenly think of something different.
Check 4. Sometimes you want to forget about work and relax and travel.
Check 5. Sometimes you have scary dreams.
Check 6. When you get home, you can relax.
Check 7. When you have a bad day, you worry about it all the time.
Check 8. Sometimes you feel lonely.
Check 9. Sometimes you can't wake up in the morning.
Check 10. I love fortune-telling. I want to do it, too!
Check 11. When you're important, you get a stomachache or you're not feeling well.
Check 12. Even when you're asleep, you can't get enough sleep.
Okay, everyone, open it up!
It's all of it!
Okay, 12! All of it!
All of it!
11, 11, 11, 12!
8!
10!
Good!
11!
You!
11!
12!
10! Seriously!
11!
That means everyone is in danger!
It's because you're busy and your balance is off.
In the case of this dangerous girl, her balance is off and she's in a pretty bad state.
She's in a bad state?!
She works really hard and if you're busy, you might end up like this dangerous girl.
What do you mean?!
Isn't it common for you to laugh unnecessarily?
Have you ever laughed unnecessarily?!
Like opening your mouth while you didn't know.
I haven't.
Give yourself a reward when you're tired.
Come on!
Aren't you working too much?
I think I'm pretty busy right now.
I'm filming a drama.
I'm actually a second year.
I'm a thousand years old girl.
I'm not a girl.
It's different from what you said in the front room.
What is it?
In the front room you said, "Ah, I want a heart- pounding love!"
What you can't do is stress.
But it doesn't make me angry or anything.
It's just a heart-pounding love.
How do you say that?
No, but I can't help but get stressed.
Huh?
I said it wrong.
Now, let's move on to the front room.
Check your physical stress!
First of all, we have a teacher who teaches us how to deal with stress.
Ms. Aiba Hindenao!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you for coming, everyone!
I'll show you how it's done.
First of all, put your palms together above your head.
Raise one leg and put it behind your knee.
Can I do it?
Keep this posture and close your eyes.
Check how many seconds you have left.
Ready, go!
Close your eyes!
It's closed!
Don't close it.
I'm nervous.
It's close.
25 seconds!
Adrenaline, Yoshi!
25 seconds!
30 seconds!
Time's up!
Nice one, Yoshi!
Okay, Yoshi!
I can't do it at all!
Let's move on to Megumi Ato.
Please put your feet behind your knees.
I can't do it anymore!
You can open your eyes!
If you open your eyes, you'll be too lazy.
Put your hands above your head and put them behind your knees.
Close your mouth.
She's full of energy!
30 seconds!
First is Rei.
She's a dangerous girl.
From 11 seconds to 20 seconds, she's a cautious girl.
From 21 seconds to 30 seconds, she's a safe girl.
The most dangerous one is Tsuji.
Konno.
4 seconds for the strawberry.
6 seconds for the flamingo.
8 seconds for the basket.
7 seconds for the garlic.
She's a dangerous girl. What does that mean?
That means her stress level is full.
Today, we're going to do a simple exercise that will help you release your stress.
In order to relieve your stress, you have to give it another stress.
This is called "counter-stress".
Open your shoulders a little wider than your shoulders.
In this state, I'm going to try it.
I'm going to hit you behind your head.
At this time, make sure you stretch out and stretch up.
From this state, I'm going to lower my waist and hit you behind my head.
I'm going to hit you five times from the top and bottom.
Has anyone been stressed out?
Lyrics, composition, arrangement: Tatsuro Yamashita
Sakura-colored unrequited love person
Cherry-colored eyes even smile
gradually approach adulthood
But it's no good, we can't have a conversation
In the hallway, you look like you're in a good mood
Your smile catches my eye
Misakura Manga
You are...
Now, it's time to shoot up!
Ah, my little heart is about to burst!
When we confess our love, hold me tight, and be kind.
Even if you're alone, it's okay. You'll realize how grateful you are.
We're friends!
It's free and difficult, isn't it?
I can do it all by myself
I don't care if it's annoying or complicated
Here, in this line of people
Stand up! Crawl up!
Give it up!
I'm clumsy, so it's fine
I remember saying the words "do your best"
Being alone is fine, too
Thank you!
You can do it!