AISubs v3.5
Let's introduce the next guests! It's Morning Musume.
Good morning.
Morning Musume members, strange changes are happening, so let's go.
Morning Musume's first summer where things have changed.
Fujimoto and strange behavior.
When we were recording on TV, I was wearing clothes that fit me.
That fit you.
When I looked at you, you were fixing your underwear.
There are a lot of people around you, but you're doing it normally.
Fixing my underwear? What do you mean?
Like this?
For example, if it's up there, does it really fit you?
I don't do it that much.
You're doing it with my clothes.
No!
You're doing it, aren't you?
Even if you do it, you don't say it.
You're doing it.
When we have a live show, we can see a lot of people.
We start doing it before we go on stage.
Even if we warn you not to do it, it's a natural phenomenon, so you don't have to do it.
It's a natural phenomenon.
It feels bad.
You can't help it.
I don't like it even if it's raised differently.
Wow.
When we were in middle school, we had something called sock touch.
Like glue.
Do you still have it?
Do you have it?
Do you have sock touch?
Do you have it?
We do!
No way!
We do!
Buy it for me next time.
You can buy it yourself.
No, it's not like that.
You can take off your pants and wear sock touch.
You can wear it directly.
Because it's a costume, right?
It's a costume.
For now, even if you're worried about it, if you can't find a place like this, you don't need it.
Is it chasing you?
No, it's not chasing me.
That's terrible!
No, like this, rhythm, right?
No, when you're doing "na-ba-da-i" and stuff like that, you're normally doing "bra-ja-ta-ka" like this, right?
That's right!
I want to say something like that!
Yes, you have a small boob.
Please don't say things like that!
Because my mouth is big.
No, no, no!
Wow, that's terrible.
Okay, next!
Ishikawa vs. Kamei's battle without justice!
Ishikawa has always been cold-hearted, right?
We've said that before, haven't we?
That's true.
And Kamei is like, "Abe-san, look at this!" and says, "I found something interesting!" and shows it to me.
But it's all like, "Huh?" and stuff like that.
It's really cold-hearted, isn't it?
Okay, Kamei!
Ishikawa should be able to jump over it, right?
But mine is interesting, so...
Here I go!
Don't tell me what you're going to do!
You don't have a theme, do you?
I'm going to look at it and have fun!
It's hard to look at it and have fun.
With all my heart.
It's official!
There's one more, right?
Yeah, one more.
(Snap)
(Laughter)
(Scream)
(Laughter)
Christmas! Christmas!
What's up with you?
It's like a big explosion!
Please try it!
(Laughter)
You can't do that!
If you do this, it'll be funny!
It was a little sweet, wasn't it?
(Laughter)
The world is cold for a long time.
(Laughter)
It's like a nest of little eggs.
There's something funny.
I want to hear it!
Go, beet!
I'll go!
Thank you!
Go, beet!
Thank you!
Go, beet!
That's what's funny about it.
And also...
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
You can't do it.
Okay, okay.
You can't do it. You can't laugh.
You can't laugh at yourself.
That's good! That's good!
This combination is...
Everything is...
That's good! That's good!
That's good!
During the concert...
Yasuda-san...
He sweated a lot.
Recently...
Makoto also...
Sweated a lot during the concert.
And...
Karami-san...
Makoto also...
Sweated a lot during the concert.
That's weird. Isn't it "soup"?
It's "station"! Station! Station!
Isn't it "conte-faux"? Station!
Conte-faux?
After a dance lesson or a concert...
We get in a car, right?
So...
I was listening to "Walkman"...
And...
I heard a fly's sound.
Kasa! Kasa! Kasa! Kasa! Kasa!
I was wondering what it was.
When I woke up...
I collapsed and my head was...
It was shaking like this!
The car was also shaking, right?
I was wondering what it was.
I was not confident.
After the concert...
My head was covered with sweat.
I thought I'd catch a cold if I didn't blow it.
So I was blowing it.
And...
Iida-san was the only one who heard it.
Iida-san wasn't listening to me.
I think he heard the fly's sound.
I'm sure of it!
What are you talking about?!
You look like an old man.
You look like a relative of an old man.
Not me, you!
You're not me!
You look like a celebrity!
When I was running on the 2nd and 4th floor,
in the middle of the night...
You're not me!
Didn't you do any housework?
I didn't do anything!
Didn't you take out the steam in the middle of the night?
I'm doing my best, you know?
What are you looking at?
We've received letters from the celebrities.
Let's start with our esteemed seniors in the entertainment world.
Dear Taka-san and Nakai-kun, it's been a while.
I'm Yasuda. Heart.
Heart. Heart.
Why would you write "heart" under your own name?!
It's already December.
2003 was a very fulfilling year for me.
On May 5th, I graduated from Morning Musume.
I encountered many wonderful things.
Blue juice.
Fruit.
Psychology.
Golf.
Lunch alone.
Ken-chan!
And...
Stage!
Stage?!
Yes...
I'm doing a stage play right now.
Stage?!
Starting with Ruriko Asaoka-san and all of you wonderful people...
I'll be doing a stage play from New Year's Day.
Wow!
You're not just an actress.
I've been calling myself "actress" since before graduation...
This time for sure...
I'll be debuting as an actress.
My first memorable stage play is...
Kappa.
Let me invite you to the world of Kappa.
Fufufu...
Pompu...
I'll be waiting for you!
Three hearts.
Yasuda Ken.
Wow!
Good luck!
Ah!
There she is!
This is her!
No, no, no!
Yasuda!
You're doing your best, aren't you, Yasuda?!
No, no, no!
Up there!
Eh?!
Up there!
Up there is Hanada Miyuko-san!
I, Yasuda Ankawa, am a "desu."
The 2003 Summary Quiz "Mom's Common Sense Time"!
Let's get started!
We'll be doing a quiz about this year's topic.
The red team and white team will each pick a person who is wrong.
The person who is picked will announce their answer in the center.
If you pick the wrong person, you'll get a point.
Let's get started!
First question.
Huh? What is it?
What is the name of this soothe's husband?
I don't know!
Your wife knows, right?
It's Yawara-chan.
Yawara-chan's husband's name is...
I don't know anything!
You can just say his last name.
If you know his last name...
Yes, please.
Go ahead!
What is it?
I don't know!
His name...
I don't know!
You can just say his last name.
His face and name match.
Huh?
His voice and name match.
Let's get started!
This team will go first.
This team will go second.
Please announce your answer.
One, two...
Michingyan!
This team will go first.
One, two...
Gakki-san!
Gakki.
Now, Gakki and Michi.
Gakki and Michi.
Now, please announce your answer.
First, Gakki-san, please go ahead!
Marubosu-san?
What?
Marubosu-san.
From his appearance...
He's a little round, isn't he?
He's round.
But...
He's a little thin.
He's thin, so it's Marubosu-san.
Yes.
I see.
Now, over here!
Gakki-san...
Odeko-san?
By the way, what do you think her name is? What do you think "odeko" is?
I thought her nickname was "odeko".
Yes, both of you are correct.
Now, let's look at them one by one.
Yes, over here! Yes, over here!
Yes, Kobayashi-san is wrong.
Yes, Ogawa. Yes, Maru-chan!
Yes, Yoshi!
Jinmoori-san.
Jinmoori...
Nacchi!
Yes, Nacchi is similar too.
Maru-san is common.
Matsui-san.
Matsui-san!
Tani-san.
Tani-san is correct!
Kawara-san.
Kawara-san!
Kawara-san...
Kawara-chan's husband, Kawara-san.
That's a lot of work.
Yes.
Now, let's look at them one by one.
Starting with Yoshimoto.
Yoshimura-san.
I feel like I made a mistake.
Tani-san...
It's "dani", "dani", "dani"!
Dani-sensei!
Oh, you don't know "tani"?!
"Tani"...
It's hard. It looks like a face.
It's a bamboo shoot.
Potato?!
What kind of potato is that?!
What does it look like?!
Oh, it's a potato.
Potato... potato...
It's like you cut it in half and then...
The surface...
That's rude!
Next...
Ronron-san.
Tani-san is correct.
Osu-san.
Sakamatsu-san.
You can raise your hand!
It's similar!
Sakamatsu-san...
Did you enter Japan?
Next question!
Here it is!
Where did the tattoo come from?
This is easy!
Enter it in the instructions!
Which one is up?
Which one is up?!
That's fine! Up, down, left, right!
If you think the right one is the north hemisphere and the left one is the south hemisphere...
Enter it in the instructions!
That's amazing!
Is it okay to put it horizontally?
Huh?
Is it okay to put it horizontally?
Huh?
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay to put it horizontally.
Please put in where the stone statue is located.
Stone statue?
What kind of stone statue should I draw?
You are...
Where did you come from?
And please put in the date of change of weather.
That's amazing! That's amazing!
That's amazing!
This is a masterpiece!
Okay, let's do it! Who will do it?
Oh! Who will do it?
Let's say goodbye to Chile.
Yes.
One, two...
Tanaka!
One, two... Kanno-chan!
To the front.
Are you confident?
Let's say goodbye!
Who said goodbye?
Tanaka!
France!
You should have said "Help me" instead of "France"!
You should have said "Napoleon" instead of "France" instead of "Napoleon"!
Well...
I know only Japan.
You know Japan?
Yes, I know this part.
You know this part, right?
Japan?
Japan!
That's...
Come closer.
Come on!
Tanaka!
Yes!
Bang!
I'm going to kick you!
Where is Asia's capital?
If you say Japan, it's Tokyo.
Where is Asia's capital?
Taiwan?
Asia's capital?
Shanghai?
Shanghai, where is it?
I don't care about you.
Let's look at other places.
Which one?
Russia.
Russia is small.
She said Russia is small.
Russia is wonderful.
I've been to Russia.
But I wrote it in a different place.
What is it?
It's Anchorage.
It's up there.
Russia.
Where is Russia?
It's not here.
It's India.
It's a big country.
It's big.
But it's correct.
The place is correct.
You know the place but you don't know the name.
You're great.
One minute.
This team will go last with Fujimoto.
Let's start with Ogawa.
That's a good place.
Germany.
Where is it?
Is it there?
I don't know.
Russia.
Tsuji.
Pekin.
You're driving me crazy.
Pekin is not a country.
It's not a country.
China.
It's Russia.
And...
Fujimoto.
You did the main event.
Which one is Russia?
This is a red light.
Red light.
Sidewalk changing track.
It's not a sidewalk changing track.
It's a red light.
A sidewalk changing track is here.
It's amazing.
A sidewalk changing track can be seen through the window of the window.