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The BOMBS Culture Festival is held!
The idol is doing so well in the crowd!
Sing! Tonight at 8pm!
[BOMBS Culture Festival]
It's time for Sing! Tonight at 8pm!
Today, we are at...
Sing! Tonight at 8pm! Culture Festival!
It's the Culture Festival season.
Yes.
You bought this ticket, right?
It's 10,000 yen for 10 tickets.
It's 10,000 yen.
You really bought it.
I can't accept it.
I hope it's a fun Culture Festival.
Then, shall we go?
Shall we go?
Sing! Tonight at 8pm! Culture Festival!
[BOMBS Culture Festival]
Mr. Johnson!
We have a visitor!
Welcome!
Who is it?
Mr. Johnson wrote it.
Actually, I haven't been popularized much.
But I have my own bookstore.
Your own bookstore?
Yes, I publish books and draw.
So, today...
Please have a seat!
Yes, please have a seat!
Please have a seat!
This is Mr. Ishibashi.
And this is Mr. Nakashi.
Please have a seat!
And...
You're so nice.
I also write poems.
What's the title?
The title is...
Life is full of various things.
I wrote various poems.
Here I go!
Be patient.
Even if it's frustrating.
Be patient with it.
If you do so,
you will understand better
the sadness and suffering of others.
These three things.
One day I muttered,
If I could do it, I wouldn't be unable to do it.
Even if I stumble, it doesn't matter.
These three things about human beings.
Thank you very much.
These three things about human beings.
Thank you very much.
These three things about human beings.
Thank you very much.
I'll do it.
Release!
I don't like it!
Why not?
It's like a competition.
Wait, wait, wait!
Let's just do it normally.
If we wanted to do it normally, it would be like this.
Music, start!
Yes!
This is a normal cup.
Yes!
This is...
I'll do it!
Yes!
Please count for me!
3, 2, 1, go ahead!
Wow!
Look at her!
Wow!
Next!
And one business card, please!
Yes!
Yes, business card, please!
Yes, business card...
I'll put it down!
I put it down!
Here...
...is my business card!
Yes!
This...
I'll say it, okay?
Listen carefully!
I put it down!
Yes!
I put it down!
I put it down, okay?!
Yes!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Oh...
You really did put it down!
Hey, shut up!
Hey, go away!
Go away and shut up!
Here is a rubber band.
A rubber band.
I will cut it off.
OK, that's it.
Wait!
This is amazing!
Don't get lost!
OK, I will get off.
OK, I got off.
You got off, right?
Wow!
You surprised me!
Wow!
You are amazing!
How is it?
I practiced hard!
It's not funny at all!
Welcome!
Nice to meet you!
Welcome!
Please come in!
Huh?
Oh, it's nice to meet you!
One, two!
Welcome!
Nice to meet you!
Welcome!
This is a lunch shop.
You will enjoy a nostalgic atmosphere for the first time in a while.
Wow!
Yay!
We have four menus here!
Wow!
OK, please come in!
Please be quiet.
What's going on?
We're doing a TV show here!
You're making silverware!
I don't know what you're talking about!
But we don't only make food!
We have silverware, too!
Silverware!
What's silverware?
While Yosei is making food and yakisoba,
I'll tell you an interesting story!
My family is Hanshi fans!
Whose fans are you?
At that time, I liked Kaneyama players.
Interestingly, I don't know many current players.
I only know Koshino and Iramu!
Isn't it interesting?
It's embarrassing!
Shiba Inu!
You're talking to me from a high place!
You should go down to your own brain!
No matter how painful it is!
I know it!
But, but, but...
Can you back off a little?
There's more!
Do you know the fashionable five-finger socks?
Five-finger socks.
All of them are separated.
That's right!
I'm wearing it because I heard it's good for you.
But my staff told me, "You're short-sighted, aren't you?"
Hey!
It's a little funny!
It's too much!
It's coming in like that!
It's like a kid!
It's like a body blow!
It's coming in little by little!
Hey, hey, hey!
You want it again, don't you?
Also, when I went to work the other day, I took a big truck and went to get a taxi.
When I thought the taxi had arrived, I raised my hand.
When I raised my hand, I waited in the taxi for about an hour.
Isn't it funny?
Hey!
I waited for two hours. What's funny about it?
What was that?
Why are you laughing?
Was it funny?
It's funny.
I like impersonations.
Is it funny?
It's funny.
Whose impersonation?
I'll do it.
It's Tokio's impersonation of Nagase.
Does Yonpapa know about it?
Yonpapa.
Did you watch it?
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
No! No! No!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I'm sorry!
You noticed it too late!
I didn't notice it.
Then... Then...
I'll do it.
Okay.
I'll do it.
It's not me!
Wait a minute!
Who is this?
Then I'll do it.
Tanaka and Miki's impersonations.
I'll do it.
What are you doing?
Tanaka.
Fujimoto! Fujimoto!
My feelings won't change.
That's love.
Nagase! Nagase! Nagase!
It's not me!
Wait a minute!
Who is it?
It's Udo-san! Udo-san!
Yes, Udo-san!
Let it flow! Let it flow! Let it flow!
It's not me! It's not me! Wait a minute!
You're good! You're good! You're good! You're good!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, congratulations!
You surprised me!
Next!
Say "tanuki" ten times, please.
Tanuki. Tanuki.
Ten times. One, two...
Tanuki. Tanuki. Tanuki. Tanuki.
Tanuki. Tanuki. Tanuki.
What about this?
Fox.
Hand.
All right!
Ken!
Write "amuto" for me.
Amuto, amuto, amuto, amuto, amuto, amuto, amuto, amuto, amuto, amuto...
Ken!
Amuto.
Tetsujin?
Atom.
Yes, Fox.
Huh?
Tetsujin 28?
Huh?
That's an iron plate.
I told you to cut it off, not cut it off!
Fujimoto!
Kimchi can't change love!
Nevas! Nevas! Nevas!
No, it's not me!
Udo-chan! Udo-chan! Udo-chan! Udo-chan!
Udo-chan's face, Fujimoto!
Kimchi can't change love!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
What grade are you in?
Elementary school student.
Elementary school student?
She's 42 years old!
It doesn't say anything like that!
What grade are you in elementary school?
Maybe 3rd or 4th grade?
Which one?
3rd grade.
If you're in 3rd grade, we'll make it 3rd grade.
Are you sure about that?
Fujimoto!
You can't do that!
She's wearing weird Kate pants!
I'm not wearing them!
Sensei, I remember what you just said.
Sensei!
Look, it's a chime, so "shi"!
Sensei, Ishibashi-kun is in pain, so he's putting it on his *****.
Sensei!
Ishibashi-kun, you can't do that!
If you're going to do it, do it like this.
Alright, you're in pain now, so...
Alright, put it on your knee...
Sensei!
Excuse me!
Sensei, excuse me!
Please come out! Excuse me!
Alright, Ishibashi-kun!
Sensei!
My back's been hurting lately!
Sensei!
Please do it!
My mom makes it look like milk!
You can't say that!
You're still running!
Did you get it?
Alright, everyone, are you ready?
Alright, let's eat!
Alright, everyone, let's eat!
Let's eat!
Alright, eat up!
Everyone, you washed your hands, right?
I did!
Ishibashi-kun!
That's how you opened it, right?
That's right!
Is that so?
Everyone, eat up!
Sensei, look at me!
I'm good at flipping milk caps over and over again!
What? Show me!
Look!
This is how I used to collect milk caps back in the day!
Wow!
That's a good hobby!
Sensei, you should try it too!
Everyone, do it!
Why me?
Everyone, do it!
I've never seen anyone do it like that!
It's great when you're working!
Everyone, say "pah!"
Say "pah!"
Pah!
Everyone, stop it!
That's enough!
Do it, Fujimoto, do it!
Fujimoto, do it!
Do it, Fujimoto, do it! Everyone, do it!
One, two...
Teacher, I did something weird, but I did it properly this time!
You did it, but you got too absorbed in it!
Fujimoto, do "pah!" Teacher, I want to see it up close!
Ah, that's right!
I did it properly this time!
Teacher, you're always like that!
Teacher! Teacher!
Teacher is a fool!
Fujimoto is always like that!
Everyone, let me sit in your chair!
That's good!
Okay, okay, come here!
Teacher, stop it already!
Um, you know, Ishibashi-kun...
Teacher, stop it already!
It was close, wasn't it?
Teacher, it's sad if you don't say it!
Um, it's close!
It's close, right, Ishibashi-kun?
What's with you?
Teacher, stop it already!
Help me! Teacher, help me!
Everyone, Ma-kun is jealous!
Teacher, everyone, it's sad, isn't it?
Yes, it's sad!
But, you know, let's enjoy it for now!
It's okay! I remembered it properly!
Okay, everyone, let's eat!
Thank you for the food!
Yay!
Okay, that's all for today!
One person is not enough!
Who is it?!
One more person!
Yasuda?!
No, it's not Yasuda.
Let's do it with facial expressions.
One, two...
It's BariBari.
BariBari.
How about BariBari?!
It's over, Shiroku!
Welcome!
We'll come again!
Do we have to keep looking?!
This way!
Wait, let me take a peek.
I can't do this anymore.
Come here!
He doesn't look like a comedian anymore!
Go for it! Kiss me! Cut to!
Pull me! Pull me! Hey, anime girl!
I'm always happy with you! (Yeah!)
Don't shed tears! (No! No!)
Perfectly! Perfectly! Kiss me! Dot com!
Pull me! Pull me! Hey, anime girl!
I'm always happy with you! (Yeah! Yeah!)
The victory of a woman in love!
The day I install it, I want to show this face to someone.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I will love!
Love shines many times and creates miracles.
Fall in love! Forever!
If love is important, fill the world with love
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm in love!
That's right, our dreams create miracles
Wow! Wow! No, we are in love!
Go crazy! Go crazy! Kiss me! Got you!
Pull me! Pull me! I'm in love!
I'm happy when we're together
Don't make me cry!
Go crazy! Go crazy! Kiss me! Got you!
Pull me! Pull me! I'm in love!
I'm happy when we're together
This victory of a woman in love!
What's that?
Welcome!
What are you doing?
Yo-yo.
Like this, right?
Like this?
That's right.
What's this?
It's no good.
What's this?
Someone's been kidnapped!
Oh, you're right!
Someone's been kidnapped!
Aaaaaah!
The song was sponsored by...
Everyone's blood became like a prince's!
In order to do weird yo-yo tricks...
I didn't become Ajarine!
I'm in love!