AISubs v3.5
Now then, let me introduce our next guest.
It's been five months since their last appearance, Minimoni!
Please have a seat.
Yes, thank you for having me.
Who told you to do that?
No, it's not like that. This new song has an adult-like image.
It doesn't change at all. Is it pink?
No, it doesn't change at all.
It doesn't change at all.
Then what does it mean?
Well, I want to believe in this love.
I want to believe in the love you express for me.
Hey, love and affection, do you know about it?
Have you ever had a cramp?
I always sneeze.
Do you sneeze?
Sometimes the new song...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
That's sexual language, isn't it?
If you don't have cramp experience, you can't go to Korikori.
Minimoni has grown up!
He is a real adult for people who receive personal advice.
Thank you, everyone.
Yes, thank you.
From now on, Minimoni and his father, who has a daughter of the same age, will listen to him.
Minimoni, please listen to your father's problems and guide him to a solution.
OK!
Please give him good advice.
As a representative of his father...
Yes, thank you.
Now, let's get started.
Please come in if you have one person's advice.
Eo-san, what kind of problems do you have?
What?
What did you say?
I don't have any problems.
My daughter has a boyfriend.
He talks to God, but he doesn't talk to me.
By the way, what kind of boyfriend does your daughter have?
She has one boyfriend. He is a second-year middle school student.
She is a third-year middle school student.
Did you introduce her?
When she came to my house, I went straight in.
Did she come to your house?
Yes.
She says "kori kori".
She says "kori kori", but she says "bira bira".
What is "bira bira"?
I don't know.
What is "bira bira"?
It's a door to your heart.
Otaka-san, stop it.
I don't know.
Why don't you ask your daughter about your boyfriend?
If I ask her, she says "uzai".
One of my friends said "papa, I don't like your gaze".
My dad doesn't have all of his teeth.
I know my dad used to be violent.
I didn't listen to him.
What about your mother?
She is the same age as me.
Does your mother say "tarara rara rara"?
No, she doesn't.
I can see my dad.
But I can't see my dad being violent.
"Tarara" is not a violent word, is it?
No, it's not.
"Tarara" is not a violent word, is it?
Oh, come on!
In the past, the bad guy was always you.
I think "tettekete" will give you some good advice.
How old is your dad, "tettekete"?
He's 38 years old.
See, you're close.
Oh, you're right.
"Tettekete" is 17 years old, right?
You're a 21-year-old dad, aren't you?
If you had a boyfriend, would you tell your dad "tettekete"?
I think I can introduce him properly.
You know the chopsticks your dad used to eat?
Can I have those chopsticks?
No, no, no.
Your dad bought you chopsticks and said, "Do you want to eat this?"
And you said, "No."
Can you eat it?
I can eat it.
What?
You can eat it, Tsuji?
Can you eat it, Tsuji?
I can eat it, I can eat it, but...
You love your dad, don't you?
I love my dad, but...
You love your dad, don't you?
Well, my dad...
He looks like Mr. Dego.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
He looks like Mr. Dego!
My dad's face only looked like Mr. Dego's...
I used to be in a rock 'n' roll band.
And then...
I was told, "You're gross."
My dad is a jazz pianist.
Jazz pianist!
It was a little embarrassing at first.
But now I'm proud of my dad.
That's amazing.
So I'm sure you'll be proud of your dad one day.
Like a rebellious period.
Why don't you talk about your dad's old days with your daughter?
How do you like it, Dad?
I understand.
Thank you very much!
This is the TV consultation center.
You should have thought about the scale a little more.
My head is sticking out a little.
I thought it was okay.
But now...
How many children do you have?
12 and...
6 and 4.
So you have 3 children.
If you have 3 children,
it's 4 against 1, right?
If we have 3 children
on both sides,
it's like an alliance.
If it's 4 against 1,
we'll have a cold war.
It's a very bad situation.
Well...
It's possible that it will happen in the future.
It's possible.
We'll be crushed.
It's 4 against 1.
In 10 years,
we'll be like "Dad, ignore me."
Dad, I love you.
But now...
It's like a dream world.
In 10 years,
look at me, Dad.
I'll be like this, too.
I'm already wearing it.
Did you notice anything
that hurt you the most?
When I said "Help me,"
what did you say?
Shut up! Tear it up!
Good morning, everyone!
I'm sure that ten years from now, I'll be told, "Shut up! This comedy!"
"Shut up! Tunnels!" What will you do about it?
I'll cry!
Before you say "shut up! Tear it up!", why don't you wear it?
If you say "shut up! Tear it up!", will you wear it like this?
Do you think I'm funny? Or do you think I'm gross? I don't know which one you're talking about.
Now, let's ask the audience. Kago-chan.
At Kago's house...
At my dad's house, my mom says...
Tear it up! Tear it up!
That's why my dad...
Keeps quiet and watches?
Yes. He tells me not to get mad at anyone.
Your mom says "shut up!", but you're following up.
I'm in a good place.
You're in a nice position.
What about you, Suzy?
I'm with my sister...
Your sister?
I'm watching my sister's rebellious period.
I used to fight with my dad a lot.
But now...
We go shopping together...
And eat together.
Do you fight with your dad?
When we're in the car...
My dad has a lot of habits.
There's a fence in the middle of the way home.
He always makes that noise.
If you don't make that noise...
You'll be in a bad mood.
I don't know about that!
That's not it!
Do you like your dad?
If you ask me...
I like my dad in the middle of the way.
Anyway, it's 4 against 1 now, right?
Yes.
So you like your dad in the middle of the way, right?
But...
You like your brother in the middle of the way, right?
Thank you very much!
What? I don't get it at all!
I wanna believe this love is true, the love you expressed to me.
The future can only tell if this love is true or not, right?
As for now, I love you with all my heart and nothing can get in the way.
I used to think it was just a feeling, but it's not like that, is it?
You said I was a special woman, but are you serious?
Baby, can I believe you? You always say it's the truth, don't you?
My heart aches, but I'm happy. Even if it's a lie, I'm happy now.
My first love with you, the reason I can't leave you.
My pink-colored heart.
My first reality, hold me tight.
A love that only you can see.
As for now, I love you with all my heart and nothing can get in the way.
I'm happy.
My first love with you, oh, I'm crazy about you.
My pink-colored heart.
My first reality, hold me tight.
A love that only you can see.
That's what I say.